Dangerous girls put me in danger

"Answer me honestly, have you encountered anything bad recently?"

"Ah...ah? What's going on?"

"That injury wasn't from a fall, was it? It was probably scratched by something sharp. Tell me honestly, how did you get injured?"

Has it really been discovered? It should be said that it would be strange that the surgeon's father didn't discover it.

Hmm...how should I put this? Even though I didn’t meet the perverted murderer in the news, the reason why I was scratched by a zombie is still unexplainable... let’s put it this way.

"The injury was caused by a group fight and was scratched by a sharp weapon."

"Who is it!?" x2

Xinran and Keling shouted on both sides of me at the same time, making my ears buzz.

Uh, why are you so excited...

"So it was a group fight... There were so many people, you punched me and kicked me. How do I know who hit me..."

It shouldn't be a lie. It was indeed a group fight. It was just a group of zombies beating me and Lian Bing. Moreover, the names of the zombies could not be seen.

Dad’s brows furrowed deeper and he said to me solemnly.

"In short, be careful and don't get involved in strange things. No matter what you fail, you can do it again, but you only have one life!"

"I know. It should be said that no one knows better than me. Dad, just don't worry, I am a safety-oriented person."

"That's good."

The morning conversation ended here, and a few of us began to eat breakfast in silence.

Dad was very quiet and stopped talking. Why were even Keling and Xinran so silent?

And Ke Ling... always feels like, a little, a little bit scary... exuding a very dangerous atmosphere... Hmm... is this what it looks like after the dark side is revealed?

Not to mention Xinran, it was so cold that it felt like he was leaning on a ball of ice.

Because this atmosphere was uncomfortable, I quickly swallowed my breakfast and walked out of the house first.

At the door, I said to Shirley while tying my shoes.

"Shirley, don't come to pick me up today."

"What do you want?"

"Well, I have to go to the library to talk to Teacher Yang about something. I don't know exactly when I will be back, so I won't bother you."

"This is inappropriate, Master Juncheng. Did you just listen to what the head of the family said? It is very dangerous to travel alone at night. What if you really encounter a random murderer?"

"It's okay, I ran away quite quickly."

Shirley closed her eyes and thought for a while, then opened her eyes and said.

"...Well, okay then, Master Juncheng, please stand up first."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Miss Shirley came close to me and held my cheek.

"Uh, Miss Shirley?"

"You must be safe today."

This sentence seemed to contain magic, pouring into my brain, giving me a wonderful feeling.

After saying something that was more like a hint than a blessing, Shirley-san kissed my forehead.

Hey hey?

The kiss was very hard and I even sucked on it, feeling like it would leave a hickey mark.

"Hehehe, although it is not customary for a maid to behave like this, but if you are a sister, kissing your brother is just a normal thing, right?"

"Well... then I'm going, Shirley..."

Under Miss Shirley's expectant gaze, I was a little embarrassed to say the two words I didn't say.

"elder sister……"

"Yeah, be careful all the way~"

I covered my forehead and turned my back, and ran out of the house quickly, fearing that Miss Shirley would see my red face.

Hmm, no wonder Xinran never called me brother in front of me before. I can understand her mood a little bit... so it turns out that calling me sister is such a shy thing!

But, maid sister...

I always feel a little excited.

Chapter 10 Calm and calm waves

Are you a murderer?

Unexpectedly, before Lian Bing committed any crime, another murderer would appear. And it looks worse than Lian Bing... If Lian Bing only attempted murder, this guy is already an incurable current criminal.

It's really scary, he must be another mentally twisted pervert.

Speaking of which, now that I have the ability to see into people's true nature, maybe I can use it to help with the hunt?

Hmm, but if I am accidentally discovered and the culprit fails to be caught, I will probably become the next target...

Murderers should all be quite neurotic guys. Lian Bing, for example, became suspicious of me just because she and I looked at each other and accidentally made a noise... Maybe people like them (perverted murderers) have quite a few neurotic traits. Have a keen intuition.

That's why I can hide my true face like a normal person.

So if I want to get involved in this matter, I have to be prepared to risk myself in dire straits.

Well... forget it then.

Dad told me to pay attention. I'm not the kind of person with a strong sense of justice, so I shouldn't meddle in other people's business.

And my biggest reason for action is just to hope that my mother's workload can be reduced, so that she no longer has to work overtime every day to sew up corpses and get enough rest.

Of course, if I really meet that guy, I will be happy to provide some clues.

Today I came to the classroom early as always, and Lian Bing arrived at the class before me again.

She's been coming so early recently...and so is Lan Hua...What's going on with the two of them?

"Good morning, Cheng-kun~"

"Oh, morning."

"Oh haha, Cheng-kun~"

"Ah, good morning."

"G, Makoto-kun~"

"..."

"buongiorno, Makoto-kun~"

I turned around and held down Lian Bing's head, saying with black lines all over his head.

"Why are you repeating it in different languages? Are you an international alarm clock?"

She grabbed me, pressed her hand into her chest, and looked at me with a meaningful smile.

"I am your own alarm clock, Chengjun. Do you need your dear girlfriend to call you every morning and wake you up with a sweet voice? If necessary, there is also a moaning service? In the morning, little Cheng-kun should be very energetic. Wouldn't it be nice to let Shirley help you do it with your hands while listening to my voice?"

As she spoke, Lian Bing licked her lips and made a circular gesture with her right hand, moving up and down... It would definitely be vulgar if a man did this, but it was very tempting for a beautiful girl like her to do this.

But this guy has had enough. He made such dirty jokes early in the morning, and the young lady's image has been ruined to the point where nothing is left.

Uh, wait, Lan Hua is still sitting next to you, is this really the right tone to use now?

I turned to look at classmate Lan Hua. She was sitting in her seat with a dull expression on her face, not paying attention to what we were doing... Huh... Fortunately, she was in a daze.

"No need, thank you."

I rolled my eyes and simply took my hand out, then turned around and sat back down in my seat.

"The reaction is really cold. You have such a beautiful girlfriend saying good morning to you every day. Don't you feel grateful at all, Cheng-kun?"

"Oh, I'm really grateful that you sent Shirley to take care of me. Thanks to Shirley, the amount of housework I need to do has plummeted recently. It's really been a big help. I'm very grateful."

"Hehehe, in that case, why not just let Shirley recognize you as the master and officially become your maid? Or a dedicated maid?"

"That couldn't be better."

If there really was a maid like Miss Shirley to serve me, I might have to raise my hands in the air and cheer long live.

"Hehehe, as long as you become my husband, Cheng-kun, Shirley will also become your maid and serve you forever~"

Um……?

Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

It seems that Miss Shirley also said this to me. The master and the servant have the same ideas...

"Miss Shirley is not a dowry."

"Well, how about marrying her to you as well?"

"Ahem! What are you talking about!"

This idea is simply outrageous!

"Oh, look, when young ladies got married in ancient times, didn't they all have maids as dowries? Shirley is my maid anyway, so of course she should marry you as my concubine~ And besides Shirley, There are also three maids, all of whom are stunningly beautiful. You can play with them as you like. Hehehe, marrying me is equivalent to marrying five women. How about taking turns to taste different flavors from Monday to Friday? Right? Are you excited?"

"What the hell? It sounds like a discount sale in a supermarket...it's basically deceiving consumers."

"Yeah, yeah, it's obviously a big gift, but Cheng-kun, you don't dare to accept it. Such a person can't become a great person, right?"

"I didn't want to be a great person."

"Hehehe, let's end the April Fool's Day joke here. Even if I ask Shirley to marry you, I'm afraid she won't agree."

"Tch, is it really an April Fool's Day joke..."

Today is April Fools' Day, a day when you can tell lies.

In the morning, Xinran made a joke with me that was not funny at all, and I almost fell for it.

So I naturally took a little precaution. From the moment Lian Bing started talking nonsense, I knew she was deceiving me.

"That's right, today is April Fool's Day~ Hehehehe, it's a day when you can deceive people casually. It's a day when you can cheat without being punished. It's a day when you can rob others casually."

"Huh?! Wait, there's something wrong with this explanation!"

April Fool's Day has turned into a legal fraud day!

However, Lian Bing ignored my complaints and looked out the window with her cheek propped up as if talking to herself.

"Since this is a day when you can lie to others casually... lying to yourself is also a lie, right?"

"Why?"

As he said this, Lian Bing turned around and smiled sweetly at me, closed his left eye, and wiped his right eye with his left index finger... I remember this action!

I quickly took off my glasses and took a look at Lian Bing. Sure enough, after this action, the title on Lian Bing's head began to change, and soon it became "Lian Jun's Girlfriend"!

"Makoto-kun...?"

"Ah, uh...h-hello?"

I didn't know what to say, and even my words became stuttering.

The soft ice state that perfectly embodies the style of a young lady is so lethal to me, it is comparable to Ke Ling in a maid outfit!

This made me spend the whole day in a daze, and I didn't even dare to say a single unnecessary word... Ruanbing was always in a good mood, just like the day of the date on Saturday, looking like a little bird...

I don’t quite understand why she suddenly switched to this personality. Is it really just because of April Fools’ Day?

At the end of get out of class in the afternoon, Teacher Xiaozhen announced that there would be a three-day long holiday starting tomorrow, and the evening self-study starting today was also cancelled. The classroom suddenly burst into cheers.

"Quiet! Quiet for a moment! So, because of the recent random murder case, the school temporarily decided to cancel evening self-study! So you must not go out at night and stay at home. I understand. ”

"I got it~"xN

It is only at this time that the students in the class will be very united. In fact, everyone must be thinking about where to go after the holiday, and the warning not to travel at night has turned a deaf ear.