Datang Mechanical Era
Chapter 96 The King of Hell sends Queen Lu to clean the toilet
Jia Nanfeng squatted slightly, made a respectful gesture, and said: "Nanfeng, a female prostitute, how can she be so capable? Those men have ruined the country, and they want to find a woman as a scapegoat. The Lord of Hell said, history books Even 20% of the slanderous words against women like us are too much to believe. Let us not suffer too much, just be maids and polish our minds."
Bai Tianyang said: "What about Wu Zetian, Empress Dowager Lu, Cixi and Empress Dowager Feng?"
Jia Nanfeng said: "Sisters Wu and Feng have made great contributions to the country and allowed the people to enjoy peace. Not only have they done nothing wrong, but they have also done a little bit, and they are not in the underworld. As for Sisters Lu and Ye He, they have taken too much power and committed many crimes. They are of no use to the country or the people, so they are in the underworld. Your Majesty sent them to clean toilets and wash away filth."
Bai Tianyang sneered in his heart: This Prince of Hell has a lot of ideas.
At this time, Keshi suddenly said: "You two, please eat quickly. After eating, go back early so that we can pay homage to the king."
Lu Zhihao put a piece of pastry back in his hand and said, "Okay, I've finished eating too. Can you two tell me how to get to the toilet here? I can set off as soon as I have an empty stomach."
Jia Nanfeng pointed with his finger: "Go forward. When you see the forked road, go left. Don't go to the right. That's the women's toilet. If you go in the wrong direction, the king will send you directly to the 'Ghost Refining Division' and make you dirty." Cut off his head and roast it in the three true fires for seventy-seven and forty-nine days."
Lu Zhihao said, "I don't dare." He winked at Bai Tianyang.
Bai Tianyang understood and followed him out, pretending to have a stomachache.
Lu Zhihao smiled and said, "How is it? Have you opened your eyes?"
Bai Tianyang said: "Everyone says that Jian Nanfeng is ugly, but this Jian Nanfeng is still pretty, isn't he?"
Lu Zhihao said: "When reading history books, don't look at self-media public accounts. Even if it is the records of the Twenty-Four Histories, it is enough to believe 10%."
Bai Tianyang said: "There is also the Hakka family..."
When Bai Tianyang said this, Lu Zhihao suddenly motioned for him to shut up. Bai Tianyang looked back and saw that it was Jia Nanfeng and Keshi who had followed them.
"Your Majesty, please let the slaves follow you two to help you change your clothes." Jia Nanfeng said.
Bai Tianyang looked at Lu Zhihao and thought: It's up to you what to do now.
Lu Zhihao, however, looked unconcerned and continued to move forward. Soon he arrived at the toilet.
He made a gesture of unbuttoning his pants and said to Jia Nanfeng and Hakka, "Do you really want to follow me?"
Jia Nanfeng and Keshi looked at each other and said at the same time: "Yes!"
At this moment, Lu Zhihao's face looked extremely embarrassed.
But he quickly returned to normal, entered the toilet, found a pit and squatted down.
During the day, Yang squatted in the squatting pit separated by a wall from him.
"What should we do now?" Bai Tianyang whispered, "Or leave the cesspool?"
Lu Zhihao sneered: "Do you think you can really poop and pee here? The cesspit here is just a decoration, you can't get out."
Bai Tianyang said: "You can't break up with these two women. Or see if you can ask Yun Yaojin to help."
"good idea!"
Lu Zhihao snapped his fingers.
**
A few minutes later, Bai Tianyang and Lu Zhihao ran out of the toilet and went straight out of the gate of Yama Hall.
At this time, Jia Nanfeng and Keshi were entangled by Yun Yaojin.
Under the guidance of Lu Zhihao, this robotic dancer quickly uploaded her consciousness to the Paradise of Elysium, and accurately landed in the Temple of Hell.
She pretended to convey the decree of King Yama and asked Jia Nanfeng and Hakka to meet King Yama.
Jia Nanfeng and Keshi didn't believe it, and asked Yun Yaojin: "Who is my sister? Why have I never seen her in the Hall of Yama?"
Yun Yaojin started to talk nonsense: "Me? When I was 'alive', I was a personal trafficker. I sold many girls from good families into brothels... I probably sold tens of thousands of them."
Jia Nanfeng and Keshi still didn't believe it: "Ordinary traffickers don't have too many crimes to end up here."
Yun Yaojin can no longer do anything. In desperation, she rushed forward, hugged the two of them tightly, and shouted: "Sanlang! Bailang! Come on, come on! It's now!"
When Bai Tianyang and Lu Zhihao heard this, they ran out of the toilet in Yama Hall and never returned.
**
As Lu Zhihao ran, he waved his right hand and called up a map.
After confirming his position, he shouted: "Go to the Ghost Refining Division first! It's less than 100 meters ahead!"
Bai Tianyang saw that the two of them were on a mountain trail.
There are cliffs standing thousands of feet high on both sides. When you look up, you can only see a sliver of dim sky. Between these two cliffs, there is a path about 6 meters wide.
The cliffs are covered with a large number of gray-black plants and there are some caves. These plants actually twitched from time to time, making Bai Tianyang feel as if they would pounce on him at any time and wrap him up.
"Sanlang! Shiro!"
Suddenly, a holographic virtual image of Yun Yaojin appeared above Tian Yang's vision.
"How are you doing there?" Lu Zhihao said.
"King Yama knew that you ran away. He was very angry and sent many 'underworld officials' to catch you."
"We've got it."
"I have to go back too. Duan Changling and the others have already reached the second floor of the 'Eternal Life Palace'. All the guards there are fighting them, and they seem to be unable to defeat them."
"Impossible, there are only a few of him, how could it be possible?"
"He called reinforcements, more than 20 of them."
"...You help me hold it up, and you must hold it until I...reach the top of Mount Bliss."
"Do your best to shake up the gold. And..."
Yun Yaojin wanted to say something else, but her virtual holographic image shook violently a few times and disappeared.
Almost at the same time, Bai Tianyang heard a series of strange sounds in his ears.
"Squeak!"
"Whoosh!"
This voice was all too familiar to him.
It's a "sinister"!
During the day, Yang involuntarily quickened his pace and started running.
"Why are you running?" Lu Zhihao shouted.
During the day, Yang Gang wanted to answer, but suddenly he felt a tightness in his waist - one of the gray vines that had been crawling on the cliff suddenly rolled over and wrapped around his waist.
Before Bai Tianyang could utter a exclamation, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net was dragged into a black hole on the cliff.
Lu Zhihao was also dragged in almost at the same time.
"Don't scream!" said a sharp voice.
"We are here to save you," another sharp voice said.
During the day, Yang saw that two "yin officials" suddenly rushed to the position where he and Lu Zhihao were just now, and began to look around.
These two people, who talk like a man or a woman, are really trying to save themselves.
At that moment, both he and Lu Zhihao held their breath and stopped talking.
Soon, the two "Yin Liao" raised their snake necks, called out twice, and left.
Bai Tianyang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you!"
Lu Zhihao also said: "Thanks to you, my benefactor."
But the other party became silent.
There was almost no light in the cave. With the faint light coming from the cave entrance, during the day Yang saw that there were seven people on the other side. They may be tall, short, fat, or thin, but none of them seem to be naked.
"Are you friends of King Yama?" Suddenly, one of them said miserably.
During the day, Yang Gang wanted to speak, but Lu Zhihao stretched out his arm to stop him.
"King Yama treats us as friends, but we are here to fight against him."
"real or fake?"
"He won't let us go to the 'Ghost Refining Division', 'Wind Ghost Tower' and 'Demon Fighting Platform', but we insist on going."
After a period of terrible silence, these people suddenly burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Hey Hey."
"I'm going to the 'Ghost Refining Division' myself!"
"Going crazy."
"However, he is indeed the enemy of Lord Yama."
"I've been here for hundreds of years, and this is the first time I've encountered such a fool."
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