Debuff Master

Chapter 302

Skill Book: Shimiken’s Aura politely showed Siegfried what he should be doing.

Ding!

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A message popped up in front of Siegfried’s eyes.

[Alert: Shimiken’s Aura has suggested three skills that best suit your current situation!]

[Alert: Please choose according to your kink!]

Siegfried picked one of the skills without giving it much thought as he was still quite perplexed with the whole situation.

Exactly one minute later…

Drrrr! Drrrr! Drrrr! Drrrr!

…He became a human drill.

“Aaaaah~!”

Brunhilde arrived at paradise after getting drilled by her beloved, Siegfried.

***

Sparkle! Sparkle!

That evening, the Tree of Love standing tall at the center of Elondel was sparkling with a pink hue, and the entirety of Elondel was painted pink thanks to the tree’s aura amplified by the moonlight.

The pink aura was so strong that even those dozens of kilometers away from the Tree of Love could see it with their naked eye. The entire city was up at night watching the beautiful aura being emitted by the Tree of Love.

“Oh!”

“It seems that King Siegfried and Her Highness are making passionate love!”

“I have never seen the tree give off such a powerful aura before!”

“It looks so beautiful!”

“Oh my god!”

The elves watching the Tree of Love could not hide their surprise, and it was the same for the King of the Elves, Lohengrin.

“Oh! The Tree of Love is…!” Lohengrin exclaimed.

“Is something the matter?” Michele asked.

Both of them were having a drink while discussing the future of the union between the two kingdoms.

“Look at that! The Tree of Love is shining brightly!”

“Is it not supposed to do that?”

“Not at all; it does shine sometimes, but it has never shone that brightly. I have never seen the tree shine so brightly in my entire life.”

“R-Really?” Michele flinched as he realized that the king was referring to centuries, judging by his age.

“That’s really amazing… I wonder what’s happening in there right now?!”

“Well, that is…”

“I’m certain that something so passionate we could never imagine is going on in there.”

“I am surprised that His Majesty is talented in that field…” Michele muttered in disbelief. A subject was bound to be in disbelief when finding out that the liege they were serving was only talented at night activities…

“Hmm? What do you mean by that?”

“Ah, it is nothing. Please do not mind me…”

“Anyway, I have a feeling we are about to witness something only found in legends based on that brightness…”

“What kind of legend?”

“Well, history mentions an unbelievable miracle will happen once the Tree of Love paints the world pink.”

“An… unbelievable miracle… That is indeed interesting…”

“I have never seen it myself, but…”

It was then.

Shwaaaaaaa!

A sudden flash of pink light from the Tree of Love engulfed the entire world.

Shwaaaak! Shwaaaak! Shwaaaak!

The pink leaves of the tree rained down on Elondel.

It was the start of a legendary miracle.

***

“Ugh…”

Siegfried woke up the next morning while suffering from severe muscle pain. He fell asleep in his capsule without even being able to log out after passionately playing mommy and daddy all night long.

‘What happened? Why wasn’t I forcefully logged out?’ he wondered after recalling that Adventurers were supposed to be logged out once they had fallen asleep in their capsule for a certain period of time.

Ding!

A message popped up in front of his eyes.

[Alert: An Adventurer will not be forcefully logged out if they are sleeping with their spouse!]

He finally understood why he wasn’t logged out.

“Ah… This game is really too realistic for its own good… Hmm?”

Siegfried was busy grumbling at the creators of BNW, Hive Games Entertainment when he felt something strange.

Boink!

He could feel something extremely soft and bouncy beside him.

“Heok!”

Fuu… Fuu… Fuu…

He gasped in horror after seeing Brunhilde sleeping beside him without even a single linen covering her naked body.

Badump! Badump! Badump!

His heart started beating wildly.

‘C-Cute…’

Her sleeping face somehow looked both adorable and erotic at the same time.

Seuk…

He stretched his hand out and touched her.

“Hng..?”

Brunhilde reacted to his touch lovingly.

“Are you awake, darli—heup!”

She was about to greet him good morning when she was ambushed by a beast.

Grrr! Rawr!

Thud! Creak! Thud!

Bam! Bam!

Schlick! Schlick!

Boom! Boom!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Puuuk! Puuuk! Puuuk!

Boom! Boom! Pow!

Tugs! Tugs! Tugs!

The room within the Tree of Love was filled with passion once again.

Flash! Flash!

The Tree of Love shone brightly once again and painted Elondel pink.

“Again?!” Lohengrin exclaimed after seeing the tree. He had a pretty good idea about what was happening within it.

“Oh!”

“Again!”

“They were going at it all night, but they’re doing it again?!”

“It’s good to be young!”

“King Siegfried is truly a strong man…”

Not only Lohengrin and the elves, but even the officials of the Proatine Kingdom had a good idea of what Siegfried and Brunhilde were doing.

Perhaps this could be called an advertisement?

The Tree of Love became a messenger of love that told everyone around it about what Siegfried and Brunhilde were up to on their first night as a newlywed couple.

***

On that afternoon, Siegfried and Brunhilde finally met with the others for lunch.

“Owner punk! Was it good?”

“Hmm?”

Siegfried was flustered at Hamchi’s sudden direct question.

“W-What? I didn’t do anything. We just held hands and slept.”

“Cut your bullshit! Kyu!”

“B-Bullshit…?”

“Hamchi saw it all!”

“Saw what?”

“I never expected you to be an alpha male. Kyu!”

“W-What are you talking about…?”

“You went at it for exactly seven hours and thirty-one minutes last night! And you did it for an hour and twenty minutes this morning, too!”

“H-How the hell do you know?!”

“The Tree of Love shone brightly and spread its heart-shaped pink leaves all over the kingdom!”

“What the hell are you talking about, seriously…?”

Michele interjected and explained how the tree worked.

“What?! It was giving live updates?!”

“Your Majesty…”

“Hmm?!”

“I knew Your Majesty was a healthy man, but I never imagined that you would perform your duties so diligently.”

“…”

“I never imagined you would have such a talent.”

“H-Hey…!”

“Hiing…”

Siegfried seemed to be squirming in pain while Brunhilde had her head down from embarrassment.

“My disciple.” Deus suddenly called out to him.

“Yes, Master?”

“Slow down. You don’t want to turn into a mummy, do you?”

“M-Master…”

“Keke! As expected of my son-in-law!” Lohengrin chimed in as well.

Seung-Gu and Cheon Woo-Jin gave him a thumbs-up and commented.

“Hyung-nim! Respect!”

“Hey, Han Tae-Sung! You’re a man now! Kekeke!”

Thanks to that, Siegfried’s face was absolutely flushed red like a ripe persimmon.

‘Ugh… I’m so embarrassed… What is this?! I’m not a masochistic, you know!’ he despaired inside.

“Just eat your food, owner punk! Here, have some meat! You need to eat a lot of meat! Replenish your protein! Kyu!”

“S-Shut it—”

“Make sure you eat the white part of the egg! It’s filled with proteins!”

Siegfried was in tears after Hamchi placed an egg and meat on his plate, and it wasn’t because he was touched or anything remotely similar to that.

“Bleurgh!”

Brunhilde suddenly gagged.

“…!”

All eyes in the room darted toward her.

She covered her mouth with her hand and said, “The food smells strange—Eup!”

“Don’t tell me…”

“Kyu?”

“Oh my god…”

“A-Already?!”

“Did they break the speed limit?”

Everyone having breakfast thought of the exact same thing.

“N-No! There’s no way! How is that possible? There’s no way it’s what you think it is!” Siegfried shouted.

Morning Sickness.

A pregnant woman would experience morning sickness, but signs of morning sickness were only supposed to show around the fourth week of pregnancy.

In other words, there was no way Brunhilde was experiencing morning sickness when not even twenty-four hours had passed since they finished playing mommy and daddy.

“Tsk tsk tsk… Does that even make sense? Didn’t you learn that a month has to pass before a woman would start showing signs of morning sickness? Come on, this doesn’t even make sense—” Siegfried was interrupted.

“My disciple.”

“Yes, Master?”

“Congratulations on becoming a dad.”

“Thank you, Master—huh?”

Siegfried was flustered by Deus’ words.

“M-Master…?”

“It seems this great being will finally have a grandchild! Kekeke!”

“What do you mean…?”

“She’s pregnant indeed.”

“Huh? How…?”

“I have seen it.”

“Seen…?”

“Don’t tell me you don’t trust this great being?”

“N-No! That is not it, Master… but…”

“I have felt the lifeforce of something mystical last night from the Tree of Love, and I think both of you have created a miracle.”

“N-No way…”

Pregnancy. Fatherhood. This was only a game, so he was truly astonished.

‘I’m going to be a dad…? This fast? Does this make sense…?’

While Siegfried was still in absolute disbelief, Deus drove the final nail in the coffin.

“My disciple.”

“Yes, Master…?”

“It’s a girl.”

Upon hearing that…

“Oh!”

“A girl!”

“It’s a girl!”

…Everyone in the room rejoiced.

***

It was while the newlywed couple, Siegfried and Brunhilde, were celebrating their ultra-fast pregnancy blessed by the Tree of Love…

One of the powerful nations on the continent, the Kyiv Kingdom, was holding a ritual in a cave deep within a mountain.

“Come forth…”

“Thy will be…”

An old magician wearing a dark purple robe was chanting some sort of spell while surrounded by numerous magic circles drawn in a pattern overlapping each other.

Ghost Flames lit up on top of each magic circle the longer the chant went.

It was exactly one hour later…

Fwaaaa!

The flames on top of the magic circle burned brightly as if they were about to shoot up into the ceiling like pillars of flames. The smoke combined and formed a black silhouette.

“Oh! Have you finally graced us with your presence, Lord of the Demon Realm?!” the old magician exclaimed with utter delight before bowing to the ground.

— Were you the one who called upon me, human?

“Yes, sire! My name is—”

— That’s not important. What is it that you seek?

The black figure cut off the old magician and went straight to the point.

“Power…! I want power!”

— Power? Where will you use this power once you attain it?

“Revenge! I desire power to exact vengeance against those I cannot possibly win against right now!”

— Is that so?

“Yes, sire! That is the reason why I’ve called you—Demon Lord of Vengeance, Vernas!”

— I’m sorry to say this, but… I’m not Demon Lord Vernas.

“What?! I… I’m certain that I summoned…”

— I am his son, Metatron.