Demon King Dad

long time no see

"kill"

A hooligan rushed up with a sword straight up, aimed at Zelens who was dragging the idiot's leg, raised the sword and thrust it in. Zelens panicked and ignored the pain. With a flick of his butt, the top of the icicle was lucky enough to block the sword. However, the impact from the tail end naturally made him twitch, tears, nose, and saliva all flowed down.

"bread."

"Silly beep"

Dragging people and fighting is inconvenient. Bread immediately pulled down the ribbon that tied his hair and raised it in the air. In an instant, the ribbon stretched straight and combined with her wrist to form a pink skateboard. The idiot immediately jumped on the skateboard, and when he stepped on his foot, the skateboard led him to rush forward.

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah

The skateboard rushed forward, and Zelens, who was pulling an idiot's leg behind him, screamed loudly. No reason, because he was completely naked and lying on his stomach. Of course, the rapid "friction" between the third leg and the ground made him scream again and again.

These screaming idiots didn't feel anything, he quickly rushed out of the encirclement and rushed to the place with few people. But when Bread heard the screams, the cruelty just now turned into mercy without knowing it. She looked at the bearded man behind, sighed, stretched out her hand, and pointed towards his lower body. In an instant, a large block of ice pierced his lower body except for the ice on his ass. Apart from no longer moving the column, it also prevented his third leg from continuing to rub against the ground.

After all, the idiot escaped so far. After escaping around seven turns and eight turns, these three people have arrived at the lake park in the northeast without knowing it.

It is daytime, and today is not a day off. There are not many people in the park. The idiot rode a skateboard to a place with few people before stopping. The bun put away the skateboard, turned it into a ribbon and a belt, and put it on. Look at that Zelens again... he is almost half unconscious, but that hand is still holding the idiot's foot tightly.

"call

The idiot exhaled, bent down, and looked at this guy who was holding onto his foot. When he bent down and wanted to forcibly open his fingers, Zelens suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the idiot. Then, he cried out.

"You bastard"

After that, the man seemed to notice that his **** no longer hurts, so he immediately jumped up and faced the idiot in a pose ready to fight. But just two seconds later, the bun snapped his fingers. The ice **** shattered immediately, but the icicle stuck in his **** did not break. Such a sinking, naturally, made him push up his **** again and let out a cry like a pig.

"Baba, doesn't it feel right? 》

Bun took out a branch, poked his **** to the ground, and poked Zelens with a painful face.

"We are pretending to be forced, and then according to the book, the act of pretending to save people should be a hero saving the beauty, right? Why did we save such a hemorrhoid? 》

"My name is Zelens Zelens? Scarlett, don't... don't move my ass, please... grandma... I beg you."

"Hemorrhoids are hemorrhoids, you are just a hemorrhoid. 》

Looking at the small bread sign, the idiot was silent for a while. He took out the pretender guide in his arms and began to look through it. After observing for a long time, he also felt very confused.

"Well. The plot just now resembles a hero saving the beauty. And there are similar examples here. If you want to have a good relationship with a certain woman, the best way is to use some methods to get the relationship between yourself and the other party. Stiff. Then, a lot of enemies suddenly appeared to chase and intercept the woman. At this time, I went to save the beauty by the hero who didn't care about the previous suspicion. Well, yes, it is detailed in the "Heroes in the eyes of women who pretend to be forced" Description. But..."

The idiot looked at Zelens, then read the book, frowned: "We did not have a good relationship with him because of a misunderstanding, and then we did save him regardless of the predecessors. However, his role was wrong. It should be women, not men."

"Who misunderstood? You gotta misunderstood, wow, good aunt, I won't say anything... it's a misunderstanding... indeed a misunderstanding"

The idiot shook his head and sighed. Well, what the book says is just an example anyway, and there is not so much on paper in real life. Although the result is not very good, from the point of view of the process, it is a perfect interpretation of the concept of "pretending to be forced".

"Bread, loosen his ass."

The idiot spoke, Bread nodded, grinned, and pressed his finger on the icicle. After a while, the icicle finally melted away completely. When the icicle disappeared completely, Zelens immediately seemed to be liberated, lying on the ground with all his heart, with a happy smile on his face.

"Then, let's go."

Bread nodded and took the idiot's hand. And Zelens watched the two robbers with stockings on their heads leaving now, and hurriedly shouted: "Wait...wait for the two of you."

Bread turned his head and held up a sign——

"what's up? 》

Now Zelens dared not yell at the bread anymore. He clutched his still aching butt, and said embarrassingly: "That...I swear, I will never come to look for the two of me...I'm just thinking...can you...can..."

He looked around. Although there was no one around now, he was still a little nervous.

"Can you...get me some clothes? I... I look like this... It's..."

Bread frowned, a little impatient. But looking at what Zelens looked like now, it was indeed very pitiful. This little girl stopped the idiot as she was about to leave. After thinking about it, she yelled at the idiot.

cough. "

In desperation, there was only a sigh. The idiot only nodded and agreed. Bun chuckled, pulled out the skateboard again and jumped on it. But this time, she lightly activated the lightning, moved forward at a speed only a little faster than walking, and slid towards the trading area northwest of the park, preparing to buy some male clothes.

"Ah, by the way, get me some hemorrhoid ointment that... grandma... please..."

Bun turned his head and glared at Zelens. Despite his dissatisfaction, he finally went. As for the idiot, he stayed here to take care of Zelens's remaining shame and act as his grass protector.

...

The two were silent.

The idiot stood, staring at Zelens. And Zelens was lying on his stomach, tilting his aching butt.

Probably, because the idiot always stared at his relationship with that look like a watch, Zelens looked a little embarrassed. He didn't dare to resist, he could only smile slyly, and said, "That girl...who is yours? Sister? Hahaha."

"Ah, she is so cute. Although she can't see her face, but her voice is so nice, she must be a beautiful woman, right?"

"It's just... I don't quite understand why she doesn't speak? Instead, she just uses the writing board? However, her handwriting is quite beautiful and her writing speed is also very fast..."

"Please... stop staring at my ass... OK? Talk to me... I beg you, brother, as long as you stop staring at my ass, I will ask for money or people or whatever. Don’t care, as long as you stop staring, okay?"

"uncle……"

Finally, Zelens cried. Even though he was twenty years old now, it was a shame to cry like this. But is there any way? Men cry when they should, don’t they?

However, maybe it was Zelens's cry that moved the idiot. The idiot's eyes finally turned away. He looked at the Linhu Library over there, and he didn't expect to have turned back after a long time. Return this book in a while, and you will probably see it.

Zelens glanced back secretly and saw the idiot's eyes turn to the library. Suddenly there was a good opportunity in his mind. Now, his attention has shifted. Isn't this a good opportunity to attack him and avenge him?

Do as he thinks of it, Zelens is not an honest and good person. He concentrates all his power on his right foot, and prepares to kick the masked man’s belly without much. Just one kick is enough. He lay down in pain, and even broke his intestines, and he didn’t want to give birth.

So, Zelens spotted the idiot’s body part, kicked it out with a strong kick

but……

His ass.

This person obviously didn't think of the injury on his ass. The strength of this foot is enough, but the height of the kick is far from reaching the idiot's abdomen because of the pain. When the idiot didn't pay attention, the shin bone of his foot was kicked by Zelens, and the whole person immediately lost his balance and fell forward. In response, Zelens took a breath

哐——————

The idiot's body is heavy, pressing on his naked body. And at this moment...

Snapped--

The bun who had returned, the clothes in her hand fell to the ground. The little girl opened her mouth, staring blankly at the scene where the idiot was pressing Zelens, her face flushed. And even worse...

Beside her, a cloaked man who seemed to be walking in step with the bread, also pulled off the cloak on his face at the moment.

"Bulldozer, brother, you, good."

Ghost mask, not fluent voice, and unique title...

Needless to say who the person is. A