Demon King Dad

Mi

Should it be said that deviated knowledge is wrong?

No, even idiots don't know if this is wrong or right. After all, deviance is really not a human being. For fish, such reproduction may really be correct. To talk about a misunderstanding, it is completely a mistake made by herself without taking the factor of her as a fish into consideration.

Thinking of this, the idiot was also relieved. He sighed and said, "You do this every day?"

He smiled and nodded. Then, she buried the eggs in a pile of soft mud on the shore, waved to the idiot, and dived into the water. The idiot was prepared this time. After taking a deep breath, he plunged into the pool and re-swimmed underwater together.

Just now because of the fright, this time, the idiot finally saw it clearly.

At the southeast corner of this lake, a soft light was exuding there. After swimming along with the deviation, you can see that the pit over there is filled with small ruby-colored balls, some of which no longer emit luster, some of which are medium in luster. In comparison, the small sphere displayed by Deviance just now shines the most. If you want to come here, it should be Deviance's spawning ground.

"Look, these are all mine, kid"

Deviation swam in the water, lying in the balls, smiling at the idiot. In the eyes of an idiot, this girl was like lying among pearls, bright and beautiful.

"But, probably, a long time and low activity. Ten days ago, it was dimmed. If you want to give birth to a healthy baby, you should, on the same day."

After showing his own "eggs" that have not had time to "fertilize", Deviate and go upstream with the idiot again. But when she was about to surface, Deviance swam into the bottom again, and when she was on the road again, she held some **** in her palms. It seems that she was born together just now. As for the quantity...

Sorry, roughly, there are more than 100 eggs, each of which is the size of a quail egg...

"Push the tube. Go on it, all."

Deviation seriously showed all the eggs he placed on the shoal, and said with serious eyes. And the idiot looked at this huge group of quail eggs, the whole face was completely black...

"Betrayed...Sister, I think it is necessary for us to communicate."

"Huh? Don't worry."

I admit that it may be correct for you. But for me, I can't squeeze such a large amount without mentioning it, and now I don't have the feeling of wanting to control it at all. "

"why?"

Human men must have enough interest to shoot — beep — liquid. But now, I have no interest at all. "

"Hmm...I, help you?"

After all, Deviance suddenly crawled out of the water. She crawled to the shore, and the fish tail flung it out of thin air. After that, the tail of the fish turned into legs and separated. However, instead of running over to help the idiot's third leg, the leader clapped his hands and ran out. After a while, I heard a scream from there and then, the deviation came back again, and in her hands was dragged a naked man upside down, the man yelled, after him, there was a man The disheveled woman ran along with her.

"Junior brother, you can do it."

Li Qi threw the naked man in front of the idiot, feeling as if he had completed the task, and a very happy smile appeared on his face again. When the idiot looked at her with a very suspicious look, she seemed even more incomprehensible.

"Junior brother, fucking. Boys, like, naked. Mine, knights, tell. Seeing nudes, will, excited, will, fucking. You, fucking?"

Regarding the deviating behavior pattern at this moment, the idiot seems absolutely unable to explain to her completely. At this time, the couple's wife ran over to hug her boyfriend, and the two looked at the idiot and deviant in horror. Then he shouted at the same time, and immediately ran away. Seeing that the idiot was not excited about the man's nakedness, Li Li started to be irritated, and couldn't help getting irritable.

"The bulldozer is arrogant, the arrogant time is long, the child, die, wait, tomorrow, he will come again (pointing to the man of the couple who ran away), not handsome? You, don't like it? I, go find, more handsome , Man, come here for you, take care of you"

Stand up with excitement, and run immediately. Seeing this, the idiot hurriedly took her hand to prevent her from disturbing the good times of other lovers.

"Sister, I...I am a man. I will only be interested in women. I will not be interested in men."

"Then, what should I do?"

Looking at the eggs that had been born for a long time, I was already eager to jump up. Seeing this, the idiot couldn't help but sighed and said, "Well, I'll come."

Hearing that the idiot finally agreed, the dull hair on his head immediately shook. She hurriedly put those eggs in front of the idiot, and then squatted in front of the idiot just like that, staring straight at the idiot's pants with an expression of expectation.

You, give me some free space, okay? "

"Ok???"

"In other words... please leave and come back in thirty minutes, okay?"

He stood up, looked at the idiot's pants and the eggs reluctantly, and walked a few steps into the lake. But then, she turned around again with some worry, looked at the idiot seriously, and said--

"Senior brother. If, you, do it, it doesn't go well. Senior sister, I, help you do it. They taught me how to do it. I will, I will do it well."

Ah, I know that if I can't get it out, I will ask the senior sister to help. "

Now, the deviation completely let go of his heart. She plunged into the lake again, raised the fish tail, flapped the water with excitement, and swam for a while. At the same time, she sang cheerfully in Elvish language--

"I'm going to be a mother~~~ I'm going to be a mother~~~"

After singing like this for a long time, she made up her mind to dive into the water and threw all the problems in this world to her good brother, an idiot.

And idiot...

It was staring at the eggs that might become his sons or daughters, dumbfounded...

After half an hour.

Deviance is very trustworthy. She has been diving in the water for 30 minutes before she popped her head and returned to the shore.

There, the idiot was still sitting on the bench with a calm expression. Among the more than one hundred eggs piled up in front of him, the color of five eggs returned to the original flush. The color of the other eggs looked slightly dim. In comparison, there is no doubt about what kind of baptism these five eggs have undergone.

In some ways, the deviation may be really simple. She rushed to the five eggs and stroked them carefully. After that, she raised her head and looked at the idiot.

"--Beep--liquid, like, milk? Where? I didn't see it."

"Infiltrated."

"milk?"

"Correct."

That being the case, deviance doesn't ask anymore. She quickly picked up the five eggs and held them in her arms, touching them sweetly. At this moment, the idiot exhaled and said, "Then, my task is complete. Goodbye."

"and many more"

Seeing that the idiot was about to leave, Deviance quickly turned the tail of the fish into legs. She ran to the idiot, raised her toes suddenly, and touched the idiot's face with her lips. Then, he gave a blank smile.

"I'm pregnant. I am pregnant, Junior Brother's, child. I, yes, Junior Brother's, wife. Right?"

The idiot frowned and looked unwilling. But deviated but still said to himself--

"I, will, take care, children, ours. From now on, I will send *, I, will, find you. Husband, help, wife, solve, physical problems, yes, responsibility, right?"

Elf language) We already have a baby~~~ I'm a mother, you're a father~~ I'm pregnant, I'm going to have a baby~~~"

He said something that these idiots didn't understand at all, humming, and then she went back to the lake with a fierce move, holding the five eggs up and down on the surface of the water, constantly swimming. After a while, the silver fish tail patted on the water, and finally, it sank completely...

(Human kid, I know, you must be very depressed now. To be honest, I am also very depressed.)

Dim Mi opened his eyes, looked at the bright lake, sighed, and said--

(In this way, in order to commemorate your becoming a father, we really go to ***, and then find a woman to have a shot? You can imagine the other person as your lacking elder sister, **** her hard, let She knows that pregnancy in human society is not so simple, so happy.)

The idiot shook his head, took a step forward, and walked towards home. Now he needs to rest. Use a perfect sleep to make up for your lost energy. At the same time, let yourself adjust the trauma you have suffered.

(Weird...Is the mermaid really pregnant like this? I always feel like there is something wrong...Forget it, don't worry. Tonight, you kid will have a good sleep.)

Early the next morning, the idiot did not wake up too late.

His physical condition is well regulated. After getting up, he immediately began to practice swords in the woods as before.

While drying her clothes on the platform, Mi Li looked at the idiot in the woods, and looked at his strong muscles and unsmiling handsome face, slightly mad.

"Woooooo~~~"

Bun stretched out, exhaled loudly, and walked out of the room. She looked at the honey pear, then at the idiot below, holding up a sign.

"When did Ba Ba come back yesterday? 》

"This... probably less than ten o'clock."

Mi Li was in a very good mood, because it was less than ten o'clock. For a man with absolute autonomy, what does it mean to go home before ten?

That definitely means that this man didn't mess around with flowers outside, right? At least, it's absolutely impossible for the red flag to fall at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside, right?

"Dilu Hagan, you look in a good mood?"

Tolan patted the soil-stained apron, walked out with a newspaper, saw Mili's smiling face, and said.

Mi Li nodded, and said proudly: "It's nothing. It's just that your Majesty seems to have finally figured it out, and ignored the woman who made it."

Tolan smiled too, with unspeakable purity in his sky-blue eyes. He opened the newspaper and said, "Yes. Actually, there are a lot of news of this kind in society recently. It's like some extramarital affairs, out-of-marital first sons, including Xiao Mi, etc. It's really bad. The whole society The atmosphere has deteriorated."

When Little Bread heard these topics, he squeezed in and raised the sign--

"what? Affair? It seems very interesting

"Oh, your Royal Highness, it may be interesting to outsiders, but it's not so good for the parties. Like one thing I heard last time, it was a childhood sweetheart who was about to get married. . But the man couldn’t stand the temptation for a while and stole a love outside. As a result, the other party’s belly was enlarged."

"Ah, I know about that. It was the news that was published in the newspaper last time? It is said that the woman squeezed in abruptly to marry the man by taking advantage of the child in her belly. The man was also useless. I said that I broke up with my childhood sweetheart. The woman got angry and then began to question the man. The man turned out to be even more exaggerated. Actually, it was because the woman refused to let him touch him and forced him to **** out. Instead, all the errors were. The woman is on her body."

"What a terrible man. Such a man should interrupt the third leg"

"Oh, your Royal Highness, you can't say such vulgar words."

"But, the master shouldn't do this kind of thing, right?"

"Yes, your Majesty will never do such a thing as carrying the family and having children outside with those casual women~~~"

The idiot looked serious and continued to practice the sword. He was completely attentive, so he would naturally not notice the discussion between his two subordinates. But, at this moment...

"Bulldozer. Husband. Our boy, what's the name, okay?"

In the well, a silver-haired head suddenly appeared. And that name and the subsequent intermittent talk made Mili, Toran, and Little Bread, who were still smiling just now, all the expressions on their faces solidified.

The idiot was gathering concentration, so I didn't hear it. However, after seeing that the idiot hadn't responded, Deviance opened his mouth again, and in a louder voice, he said loudly again—

"My husband, our five children, their names, what are their names, okay?"

Now, the idiot finally heard it. He stopped the power he was gathering, turned his head, and looked at the sullen face lying on the side of the well. Seeing that the idiot was looking here, Lili nodded at him immediately, then picked up a red egg from under the well and made a move.

"Ah...name...just called..."

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

"Master didn't expect... Master, you... You unexpectedly..."

The heavy blow made Mi Li flew off the platform immediately, her eyes were full of tears, and she shouted at the idiot almost hoarse. Tolan immediately raised his hand, ten skeletons stood up from various places in the bushes, and in a blink of an eye they surrounded the well.

"Dead fish, I didn't expect you to dare to come here? What did you just say? Master... Master... how could it be with you..."

Seeing Tolan, the sluggish expression on his face immediately turned into the most obvious disgust. However, perhaps because she is in a good mood now, the disgust on her face was only fleeting and continued to return to dullness.

The idiot knows that things are going to be bad, and in order to keep the situation around him stable, he knows that he must open his mouth to solve the things around him immediately. So I spoke...

"I'm pregnant. And bulldozer."

It's a pity that the idiot has not had time to speak, and the deviation immediately speaks, complicating the thing that could have been explained clearly.

"His Majesty"

Mi Li looked at her deviated calm, tears from the corners of her eyes were already welling out uncontrollably. Seeing that things are not going well, in order to maintain stability, the idiot quickly said: "You have to listen to me to explain, actually..."

"Isn't this fish pregnant? Isn't the child she was pregnant with your majesty?"

"Ah, although it is, but..."

"I hate your majesty woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——————

Mili couldn't bear it anymore. She thought that she had been with this majesty for so many years, diligently serving from morning to night. But, the result? As a result, the feeling that I would be taken away by a sudden woman and a wife who worked hard at home suddenly knew the difference between her husband and other women messing around with men and women? Although Mi Li is not a wife, she has been in this house for so many years, and she feels no different from the second mistress of the tree house.

Because of this feeling of betrayal, Mi Li cried, her body instantly transformed into a dragon. She flapped her wings and flew into the air with a loud roar, and in a blink of an eye she ran away without a trace.

As for Tolan, his performance has to be more calm. The loyal death knight looked at the side of the well with a dull and deviated face, then looked at the idiot beside him, finally, he gritted his teeth and the death soldiers returned to the mud one after another.

"Master, you are my master. So... I agree with your choice..."

Tolan gritted his teeth, resisting the pain in his heart, and said in a trembling voice--

"If you say, this dead fish... No, if this lady is really my mistress... I will be equally loyal and serve the same. Together with the host and her children, I will treat me well... like Just like taking care of the little master...protect...love..."

While talking, Tolan almost cried. She resisted the tears, turned her head, entered her room in twos, and wept bitterly.

As for the buns...

After crying, after making a fuss, this girl is now looking at the idiot with a contemptuous look, and then, brush a few strokes, hold up a sign—

"Ba Ba is a Scum" A