Demon King Dad

con man

Money, this thing is not vulgar.

Vulgar is people, but it is definitely not money.

But sometimes, people who use money will never be vulgar. When you use money to a realm...

Money may be more than just a tool for buying and selling utensils.

Possibly, it has become a weapon.

After teaching that girl, the idiot continued to do his job. As an employee of the Rooney family, he can only lament why he was short of brain at the time and even borrowed money from Xingli.

After a busy day, the idiot walked slowly on the road back to the woods under the overlapping moonlight and sunlight.

Now it is the setting sun.

The sky to the west is still shining with orange-red brilliance, while the night to the east is already rich, with stars appearing

(Humans, you...can't do it.)

Dimmie opened his eyes, and the blood pupil looked at the idiot playfully, and sneered--

(I remember what you said during the day? You want to quit that iǎ girl’s addiction to peppers, right? So what are you holding in your hand now?)

The idiot's hand held a bag of chili powder. Twelve Sula, Lava Pepper, have been grinded by the store.

(Ah...you are a scumbag, don’t forget, you are a scumbag! How can you do something that doesn’t look like a scumbag? You should do what you say, and if you don’t buy it, don’t buy it. You It must be like a villain in the whole story. It must be ruthless and risky! Things like this kind of unscumbag, to put it bluntly, I don’t think it suits you.)

The idiot breathed out, silently, and pulled down the clothes that he was pulling on his elbows, covering the eyes of this wordy sword...

(Hey! Hey, hey! Isn't it necessary?! I'm just talking casually! So I won't let me see things? Hey!)

(Through my eyes, you can see more clearly than anything.)

Dimming inside the sleeve let out a sneer, it stopped those panicked sounds, and slowly said--

(Oh, just kidding. Don’t be so nervous. Anyway, I think it’s necessary to talk to you about something.)

The idiot continued to walk forward, stepping on the brilliance of silver and gold weaving, and waited without a word.

(It's about the nv guy you always think of as dangerous. That barbarian nv guy.)

The idiot squinted his eyes, cast a cold glance at his right arm, and said nothing.

(Oh, don't worry. I won't tell you those fairy dances, other people's nv friends, etc. I will tell you something more practical.)

(Human, do you remember the nv person I told you before? Barbarian. Also, I want you to find a way to capture her and make her your nv person, and then take advantage of this tribe and let them Do you work for you?)

Specifically, what do you want to say. )

(Hey, human beings. I think, you have basically seen the power of those barbarian warriors, right? There are only two warriors, but in the face of a group of orcs, they are not at all disappointed.)

(Their body structure is very special, different from the invulnerability provided by Wuzhiwu, their natural body is hard as steel. They are powerful and can crack mountains and rocks.)

(You should also know that? The reason why these three barbarians have not left until now is because they were locked up by the Buck King. But the reason why they were locked up was because you kidnapped that time. The paralyzing dust spread by the young deer is completely ineffective on them.)

(For them, strong wind, flames, thunder and lightning, and ice cannot cause much damage to them. Their souls are also the same tenacity, which can be said to be indestructible, except for those strange jīng spirits, the third order The strongest group of creatures. And I tell you, they didn’t exert their full strength just now. I don’t know if they don’t want to commit troubles in other countries, or they should be taboo to the civilians in the nearby buildings. If they really perform. With 100% power, those unarmed orcs might not even be able to beat one of them. Let alone two?)

The idiot's footsteps still kept his own habit to move forward. Not fast, but not slow. For this sword that only knows wordy but doesn't do business all day, the idiot's expression still maintains the look of only three points.

(Since you said they are so powerful, they are now on the verge of collapse because they were beaten by the orcs, and they are asking for help.)

Dim Mie laughed out loud, even if it had no so-called expression, the idiot could clearly "see" its contemptuous expression.

(Didn’t I say that~~~? This race is sparsely populated, although it is very strong, but if you use the crowd tactics, no matter how strong the race is, it will not last long. Cut, that **** nv man, who is studying species There is really a set of balance.)

(Nv people?)

(Ah, it's okay. In addition, the lack of people of the barbarian race is not the root cause of their weakness, but the way they express their weakness. Their real weakness...hey, it lies with the leader of the barbarian.)

Dim Que's eyes rolled, and the sneer filled the idiot's mind again, and this unreserved sword said haha ​​again—

(Do you know why that young nv can become the leader of their clan? Is it because she is the strongest? Or because of other reasons?)

(Hey, because their race is a race similar to a bee colony. Can you understand it this way?)

After a little thought, the idiot suddenly raised his head!

(Haha! Did you think of it? Yes, that's it. The chance of birth among barbarians is very rare. It can be said that if the leader of each generation can give birth to offspring, it basically means that the task of the previous leader has been completed. Up.)

(This race is only matched with jiā once in a lifetime. In all subsequent life processes, it is to use this jiā to breed its own population. It can be said that all male members of that race...no, it should be said. The members who appear to be male are all brothers of the older sister, but due to the matrilineal social rule, they naturally become the subordinates of the nv boy and elect the nv boy as the leader. This is why every time, it is Only the reason to become the leader.)

(In addition, did I just say that? Those men are members who look like men. They don’t have the abilities. Therefore, after the maturity of this race, they are responsible for finding jiā matches among other races. Responsibility. It can be said that this is the love that this nv kid will only have once in his life. But it needs to be cherished.)

Hearing this, the idiot finally understood. He pinched his chin and nodded slightly. After relying on all the information he had just received, he said--

(So, what do you mean is that you want me to attack this nv kid and then contribute to the reproduction of their race?)

(Yes, exactly!)

Dimie was very happy that this idiot had finally gotten around now, and said with joy--

(This time the leader of the barbarian race came out, although nominally it was seeking support, I believe that this should be only one of the reasons. Another reason is that I hope to find a man who can get on her. As long as this nv person exists , Then the barbarians will not be extinct no matter how people die. At that time, there will be the possibility of counterattack and any man who has been to her first will undoubtedly get such a powerful racial ally. Let them Help you conquer the city and grab the land and be invincible! Do you think, what a good thing this is for men? As long as you push an nv person, you can become the king of the world, and you only need to push an nv person! How good? How good?! Isn't it?)

The idiot closed his eyes and nodded. After Dimie finished laughing, he slowly said something--

(Yes, it is indeed very human. It's not bad to be a white face and let the nv people's tribe support themselves easily.)

(Right, right? How about? Human beings, are you tempted?)

(Well, very tempted. When I see her next time, I will put you in her lower body, so you can take on such a heavy responsibility.)

(Hahaha! That's right! Let me enter her body...what?!)

At this moment, Dim Mie finally roared. Its voice is very noisy, and the noisy idiot is even a little bored. The feeling that you can't cover your ears and just listen to the roar of a voiceless person is really more painful than facing the enemy.

(Human iǎzi...you... don't you believe what I said?!)

In order to prevent the sword from continuing to growl, the idiot said coldly--

(I believe it. I totally believe it. After the next meeting, I will try my best to get that nv person, okay? But if I can't get it, I can't do it.)

(No! You don’t seem to believe what I said at all! Why? Do I seem to like to lie so much? Don’t you see my innocent and kind eyes? How can you suspect me of lying?!)

(So, I have said it, I believe it. So, shut up.)

Of course, the idiot's words made the sword roar again. It started to say that the central idea was to prove to the idiot that it did not lie. To be honest, the idiot is very helpless, no matter how much he believes in the nonsense of this sword just now, Dimie does not believe it. Just as he didn't believe what it said.

The idiot's mind was disturbed by this sword for a while, and now he only hopes that he can go home early and let this sword cease. After a while, his own tree house appeared in front of him, so this sword should also end the noise. A