Demon King Dad

065, Idiot Policy

Walnut is very clear about the current situation.

Wanting money is very simple. Help the second prince win the beauties, and then the money will come.

Things are simple, and the method is of course very simple. Simple things meet simple situations, if everything is in the "normal" and "simple" state, of course there is no problem.

then……

"What should we do now?"

In the mansion, Walnut, who had been resting for a night, shook his head, apparently falling into a state of almost despair. In the lobby where they stayed, Walnut sat on the sofa with a frustrated expression and sighed. There was no more words to say.

Bun squeezed the writing board in his hand, frowning. She seemed to want to write something, but she didn't know what to write. Xing was very good, the princess sat quietly on the cane bench and fell silent.

what should I do now?

As the only male member in this action, the idiot has naturally become the leader of the three. Walnut and Xiao Bao looked at him, and even Xiao Xing was facing him, hoping to get a quick solution.

Idiot, silent.

Pinch your chin, think, let your brain analyze all the situation in front of you. Then, he finally came up with an answer.

With a crash, the idiot stood up.

He exhaled, put his hands in his pockets, turned around, and walked out.

"Idiot, where are you going?"

The idiot didn't answer, but straightforwardly opened it and stepped out. It wasn't until the walnut at the back stood up and caught up with him to grab his sleeve, the idiot turned his head coldly and said--

"Cure grape disease."

"Cure? In just one month, how can you cure her quirk? How is this possible?"

Idiots are not too nonsense. He pulled away Walnut's hand and walked out on his own. Go to execute the plan in his mind.

With a chuckle, it was closed.

The walnut and the bun looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at you. After looking at each other, the two nv kids suddenly stood up and rushed directly to their mouths. Regardless of Xiao Xing behind, he rushed out directly.

...

…………

In the street, the idiot walked in front, bread and walnuts followed.

The two nv kids were extremely careful not to let themselves be found by the idiot in front, and followed him all the way. I saw the idiot looking around, and after a while, he entered a clothing store.

"Huh? An idiot will enter a clothing store? I thought he would never buy clothes in his life."

The bun also made a double whine, indicating that he was not sleepy quickly, and the two people's questions were answered. Within half an hour, the idiot walked out of there. However, it was different from when he went in. When he came out, his clothes were no longer the combat uniform. On the contrary, it is a gorgeous and noble gentleman's dress. It seems that it really feels like a nobleman.

The idiot over there pulled his neckline, carefully sorted out the threads on his clothes, and patted it. Afterwards, he took a top hat from the hanger next to it and buckled it directly on his head. After looking in the mirror twice, he nodded, paid, and left.

The little bread and walnuts at the back couldn't believe the scene before them. That idiot...what does he want to do? Looking at the present, he entered the uā shop next to him, and when he came out he held a bouquet of delicate roses in his hand.

Very good, where does that guy still look like an idiot now? From head to toe, it is all refreshing and gorgeous, coupled with the rose petals in his hand, it looks like a gentleman about to date an nv friend

That's right, dating nv friends.

Walnut looked at the bouquet of roses in the hands of the idiot, and couldn't help but feel a little bit in her heart. A sour jealousy poured directly into his heart.

After preparing this, the idiot looked at the time... well, it was almost evening. After reading the time, the idiot immediately held the rose uā in his hand and walked towards the grape alchemy room...

"What does that idiot mean?"

Seeing that the idiot's footsteps were not in the right direction, Walnut looked on the side and was already burning. Xiao Bao quickly smiled and comforted, and repeatedly raised his placard, saying there was nothing. Finally, he calmed down the walnuts.

Time, arrived at six o'clock in the evening.

The lights of the entire Moon Studios were all lit up, making the surrounding area brightly lit.

The idiot's footsteps are even more towards his goal. It didn't take long before he stood under the big tree in the classroom.

The idiot watched and raised his hand... the walnuts and bread hiding behind him also held their breath, not daring to inhale.

However, when the idiot was about to knock, he suddenly raised his head and looked at the classroom. After thinking for a while, let go.

All smoke was wafting from a window in that classroom.

The idiot raised his head and sniffed, there was no smell of food in the air. Instead, it was filled with a faint fragrance of uā.

He nodded and climbed up the edge of the big tree three times. When he arrived outside the classroom window, he glanced inside, then opened the window and turned in.

When I entered the room, there was a rushing sound in my ears.

The idiot put the rose in his hand on the experimental table aside, and walked tiptoe towards the place where the rustling water came from. Soon, he mō to a room, in addition to the sound of splashing water, there was also a soft humming sound.

Well, there is nothing wrong.

After confirming, the idiot nodded. Then he began to undress. Fold the jacket well and set it aside. After that, he held the big handle and prepared to rotate...

bump--

Suddenly, there was a sudden violent crash on the back of his head. The idiot staggered, and his whole body slammed directly on it, making a loud noise.

"Who? Who is outside?"

Amidst the sound of splashing water, a nice voice came from within. When the idiot's mind was a little dizzy, a big hand suddenly grabbed his back collar, yanked him out of the house and hung him outside the window of this alchemy room.

"Huh? Who?"

A stream of water vapor gushed out of the window. After the owner of that voice walked back and forth twice in front of the window, he seemed to think he had heard it wrong, and once again entered the watery room and started humming again.

The idiot, with his upper body naked, was hung out of the window. He looked at the hand of the vine veil extending from the branch, and at the bread and walnuts supported by the other two branches in front of him, without the slightest shame in his eyes.

"You guys, how come you are here."

The idiot shook his head and asked.

"Didn't I say that, I will deal with this matter."

The walnut sitting on the branch snorted heavily and said loudly—

"What does jiā do for you? I asked you, what did you want to do just now? You stripped off your clothes and ran into the bathroom of the nv child who was taking a bath, trying to do something dirty."

Walnut is really hot now. Since the last time she was in the grove, she was moved a little bit, the idiot has never said a word of love to herself in these days, nor has she expressed anything.

But now... facing a jīng spirit who only met the second day, this idiot... this idiot can't wait to do such a thing? How could she bear this?

The same goes for Little Bread. She angrily maintains the vines on the back of the idiot. There seems to be only one expression in Jade's eyes--

Scum.

For these, the idiot closed his eyes and opened it indifferently. He spread his hands, slowly, and calmly said--

"I really did it to help her cure her illness. After the grape disease is cured, your money has fallen, and the bread throat has fallen."

"Is there a cure like yours? It's just ridiculous"

"it is true."

Idiot eyes, you look very serious, and the sincerity flowing from those dark pupils is probably more than the sincerity that I have been born up to now combined.

"If you want that jīngling nv to cure the three weirdness within a month, the general method is definitely useless. Therefore, I thought of a pricking therapy. The speed is fast, the treatment is short, and the effect is quick. Think, you should help me as much as possible."

Well, idiot thought Walnut thinks he can't guess it for a lifetime. Now that he said so, let's just ask what happened.

"What is your method? Need you to enter the nv toilet?"

The idiot spread his hand and said very seriously--

"It's very simple. Fight poison with poison. Since she doesn't think she is that, I will go to her once. I will treat her divine defects through physical feeling. This is the perfect treatment."

In an instant, the expressions of walnut and bread solidified. They had some expectations on their faces, but now they are completely indifferent.

It's a pity that the idiot didn't seem to realize the two people's eyes when they looked at them, and still explained--

"The last time she was able to correct her other cognitive impairments, there were other benefits. This would allow her to fully understand, whether a lifeless chair or a living man is more'feeling'. If If she is lucky, she might switch from this distorted concept of fetishism."

"Since she thinks the chair named Elmoffee Thunderstorm is a man, after letting her recognize that she is, she can remind her from the side that she is not a homosexual love, but a heterosexual love. , The three diseases can be solved in one effort through a simple and direct intervention. Well, it’s really a good way."

The idiot pinched his chin, and seemed very proud of his thought. But in front of him, the bread and walnut noodles were even colder, as if they were looking at a trash, without any expression.

"Then... If she doesn't recover. What should I do if these diseases are not cured."

Walnut's voice was cold, it sounded really not like the enthusiastic nv boy just now. However, this kind of cold voice heard in the ears of an idiot, but it was very familiar, making him shake his head and said--

"If it doesn't work once, then come the second time. If the second time doesn't work, come the third time. If it doesn't work, I will tie her up and take her to an unknown basement, three times a day, morning, night and night. , Each ** once. I don't believe it, this does not make her realize that she is a man who knows that he likes a chair is far worse than a living man.

The more the idiot said, the colder Walnut's expression became. When he finished speaking, Walnut suddenly spoke again--

"Idiot, do you like that jīng spirit?"

"no, I do not like it."

"You don't like her, you still want to go with her

Walnut, I think I am going to teach you something. "

The idiot said righteously--

"A man's lower body and upper body are completely separated. It is a very natural thing that you can go without feelings. So, you don't have to worry about me. I won't encounter difficulties when **** her. , You can rest assured."

After that, the idiot stretched out his hand and went to the window. However, before his finger touched the window, Little Bread suddenly pulled out a sign and stood in front of the idiot——

"Baba, you played with that jīng spirit, then what should the second prince do? How do we replace it? 》

"It's easy."

The idiot opened the bread sign, put it over the window, and said very naturally--

"We can say that she is actually a widow. Anyway, the age of the spiritual race cannot be seen. Who knows what generation they are."

After all, the idiot started to probe, wanting to drill in again. At the same time, he gestured to Bun and Walnut and said--

"You cover me. By the way, I forgot to bring my camera. Go back to the mansion now and bring the camera in my bag. If she really doesn’t understand and refuses to return to the right path, there is With the photo in hand, I can also finish our job...Woo"

The vine curtain that was pulling the idiot's back suddenly disappeared. The idiot didn't pay attention, and his body plummeted from mid-air, slamming heavily on the dirt below. But this was not over yet, the little bread turned over, and the surrounding earth and rocks suddenly rose, violently pressing the idiot under the mud, making a rumbling sound.

Seeing that the idiot was suddenly buried alive, a trace of unbearable flashed across Walnut's face. But when he thought of his grand speech just now, the trace of pity in his heart immediately turned into the word "deserve it", staring at the mound below.

"Bread, what are you doing."

The idiot crawled out of the mound, Hei's pupils were full of incomprehension. What exactly happened here? Why do I want to help the Bucks Empire so deliberately, and also want to heal the throat of the bread. But these two nv people don't appreciate it at all? What do you mean?

Bread and walnuts came down from mid-air, and this little girl held a sign high in her hand, and the words on it were also obvious--

"The scumbag is not me, but the scumbag"

After seeing this sign, the idiot shook his head. Regardless of him, this is not the first time that this little girl has been called a scumbag. It doesn't matter. Now he got up from the pit and patted the dust off his body. I want to do work for these two ladies again so that they can better cooperate with themselves.

"Walnut, I hope you can know that what I do now, everything I do is for the Bucks Empire, for the wind and sand. My old 2 is just a mission performer in this mission. Tool. It has a very important mission on its body. Just let it once, and 1.4 million Sura will enter our pockets. Isn’t that bad? You won’t mind if you miss one."

The idiot is serious and straightforward. It seemed to be discussing something, without the slightest sense of shame. However, despite his high-sounding words, Walnut blushed and shook his head into a rattle, firmly disagreeing.

"Anyway, I will never allow you to do this kind of thing first... Don't say anything else, just say that your behavior itself is a crime. As the representative of justice and the law, you want me to watch. If you commit a crime, I will never sit back and watch."

When it comes to this, Walnut still disagrees with his brains. This made the idiot a little helpless. Finally, he stretched out his hand to put his nv boy on the shoulder, and said softly under the light of this courtyard——

"Walnut, you have to believe me. Just as you have always believed in me, I hope this time, you also have to believe in me."

The idiot's voice was very soft, and the softness became gentle. Walnut froze for a moment, looking at those black eyes that were looking directly at him, feeling the wide palms he put on his shoulders, for a moment, she was stunned. She half-opened her mouth, staring blankly at the tall man in front of her, looking at his black pupils that seemed to be full of magic, even the heart... seemed to have forgotten the beating.

"You have to believe me. I have experience with jīng spirits. I know how to deal with them. So, don't worry that I will sin, okay."

The idiot's voice is still soft.

But the walnut noodles are separated from the mí just now, instantly turning into indifference...

"What...what experience? When did you do this without telling me? With whom? Where?"

Maybe, Walnut’s voice was too loud, the upper window was pushed open, and one of Grape’s head protruded from the window. After seeing the three people below, he couldn’t help but ask--

"Huh? Three, why are you in my courtyard?"

The idiot immediately raised his hand and said loudly--

"Mr. Grape, I'm here to talk to you. As a man, I want to ask you a lot of things."

"Oh? Okay, wait a minute, I'll come down right away."

Grape smiled and retracted the window. But Walnut continued to stare at the idiot's eyes and questioned loudly.

"Which jīng spirit? Who is the other party? When? You...you are a big carrot, you are a scumbag."

However, facing Walnut's questioning, the idiot made a very incredible move.

He... don't overdo it. No longer looked at Walnut's eyes.

This pair of pupils, which used to never move away from Walnut's eyes at any time, are now...like a guilty conscience, don't open...?

Does this... really show what happened?

Walnut was shocked and anxious, and tears were about to fall. But at this moment, the little bread next to her reached out and pulled her clothes, holding up the sign—

"Sister Walnut, you know, which time. 》

In an instant, Walnut's movements stopped.

She looked at the idiot in front of her, as if she understood something all of a sudden, she gradually loosened her hand on his shoulder.

At this moment, Walnut no longer knew what to say. Is it an apology? However, you shouldn't apologize for this kind of thing? So, is it to pretend not to have said it? But, look at what the idiot looks like now...Can you treat it as if you haven't said it? Woo...what should I do?

Walnut was troubled... Fortunately, her troubles did not last long.

Soon, there was a sound of unlocking from the top of the tree house. Hearing this sound, the idiot immediately stretched out his hand to straighten his hair, then turned around, put on a handsome posture, and looked up at the sky with his back turned. Walnut looked at this figure and had to say that this guy's figure was indeed very strong. If it were not for this kind of figure, she would definitely be the ideal figure in the hearts of many nv kids.

Then it drove.

Walnut put aside the embarrassment on her face, put on a smile again, turned her head, and smiled: "Oh, Putao Xiao...Mr., I'm here to disturb you at this time.

The idiot looked at the sky. After confirming the big opening behind him, he flicked his hair very smartly, then turned around.

Then, Walnut's fist was printed on his left cheek unpreparedly, and he hit his head back again.

It hurts...

For some reason, the punch on the face really hurts.

Is it because of the previous seal that the magic blood in the walnut body was fully activated? Has her fist become a bit painful?

The idiot held his face and didn't understand the reason for the punch. But when he faced him, there was Walnut's furious voice behind him.

"Little grape... Mr. You... what do you look like? Hurry up, why don't you wear clothes?"

"Clothes? Ah, I just took a shower, so I didn't have time to wear it. But it doesn't matter, my important parts are already wrapped in bath towels. Didn't you see?"

The idiot turned a face, still thinking about the strength of the walnut in his head. After the pain subsided slightly, he turned his head again and said: "Mr. Grape, I..."

boom

This time, it's bread.

A huge cone of ice blasted the idiot's left face again, blasting his head back again.

"What is blocked? You...you only blocked the lower body, but the upper body? Hurry up, go in quickly and don’t be seen."

"Huh? Miss Walnut, what do you mean? I'm a man. As a man, I only need to cover my lower body. Also, I want to be proud of my iōng muscle. Look, I This specially trained iōng muscle. Believe that no man is more fit than me, right? The idiot over there really knows my heart and is shirtless? Come, let’s compare, whose iōng muscle is more beautiful.

The idiot's head was completely frozen. He shook his head and stayed away from the ice. This time, he was careful, and when he turned his head, he immediately raised his hand to block but, this time...

An earthen wall, already under the command of Bread's fingers, stood in front of him. Then, before the idiot questioned, the earth wall collapsed without warning, pressing him under the soil again...H