The old man stood at the door, looking at Jiang Che with a gloomy face.
"How about the young man, this baby, it's worth it~" The voice was extremely cold.
And Jiang Che looked at the things in his uncle's mountaineering bag, the pieces of meat and bones of the white flowers, and the blood was dripping, and he was shocked: "It turned out to be pork! This thing is not cheap recently." "
Uncle was stunned.
God's special pork!
Your eyes are white, aren't they?
"Young man, take a good look at it again~ This thing is much more expensive than pork. "The old man is kind and persuasive.
"Not pork?" Jiang Che showed a puzzled expression, he sniffed at the mountaineering bag again, and in an instant, his expression changed suddenly, and he threw his backpack on the ground in a panic.
And the old man was also interested, and the corners of his mouth outlined a cold smirk, and he said expectantly:
"Do you see that?"
Jiang Che's breathing was a little heavier, and he unconsciously took a few steps back, looking frightened.
"Could it be... Is it mutton? I hate mutton the most. "
The uncle's sinister smile froze on his face, and the lines that were originally prepared were all disrupted by Jiang Che.
Can you do it?!
Lao Tzu is a lot older, so I remind you that it's fun for half a day, right?
"Young man, Uncle reminds you again, there have been a lot of murders at the train station recently, and there are many perverted murderers, who like to kill people the most, and put the corpses in a backpack and take them away~" The uncle said gloomily.
Jiang Che immediately understood, opened his backpack and showed it to his uncle.
"You can always look at it, I'm a serious person, and I'm definitely not a perverted murderer. "
The uncle's face stiffened.
Is this what I'm talking about?
Besides, what serious person would carry a sledgehammer in their bag?!
"Young man, although you are not a murderer, what about Uncle Qi and me?"
The old man finally couldn't help it, a boning knife appeared in his hand, and at the same time, the corners of his mouth were torn apart, revealing an exaggerated smirk, and both sides of his face were bloody and cracked, directly behind the roots of his ears, extremely hideous and terrifying.
"And uncle, I'm not just a perverted murderer~"
With the old man's sad voice, the temperature in the toilet dropped sharply, and the lights were completely extinguished.
"Hey, 110? I've met a psychopathic murderer, and I'm still a demon, it's terrible, it's scared to death. "
Seeing that this young man was in a panic, he could only call the police for help, and the old man was extremely comfortable.
He slowly approached Jiang Che step by step, and at the same time laughed darkly: "~ Beggar, stop him." "
At the door of the toilet, the beggar who left before, I don't know when he had turned back, holding the bowl, looking at Jiang Che, swallowing saliva, the beggar at this time, his hands and head were twisted to his back, staring at Jiang Che in a daze, looking extremely weird.
There is a terrifying old man in front and a strange beggar in the back.
Jiang Che seems to have been completely cornered.
I could only put the last hope on the police, and shouted into the phone with great eagerness.
"There was also a beggar with a bowl and a knife in his hand, and they caught me one after the other!"
"Ji Ji~" The uncle walked towards Jiang Che with a sneer, understanding that this person was completely desperate.
And this time.
Jiang Che asked slowly, "Can I hammer them to death?" The movement is a bit big, they won't arrest me and go to jail, right?"
A voice came from the other end of the line.
"Mr. is the capable, the empire's control over the capable is relatively relaxed, you can contribute to the social security order, we thank you for not having time yet, but if the movement is a little bigger, it will not trigger the corresponding law~"
The soft and cute policewoman's voice made Jiang Che breathe a sigh of relief.
That's good~ That's good.
He slowly stretched out his hand to the mountaineering bag behind his back, a hammer with a pitch-black body, after falling into Jiang Che's hand, the cracks on the hammer head suddenly shone with scorching fire and brutal thunder.
The corners of Jiang Che's mouth moved slightly, and he spit out three words indifferently.
"Thunder--Flame-Explosion!"
On the hammer, blazing fire and tyrannical thunder suddenly rose.
The moment I saw this thing.
Both demons were stunned.
What is this?
Isn't this Nima something that only exists in fantasy novels!!
You use it against us.
It's too much!
It's a pity that Jiang Che, as an enthusiastic citizen, is too lazy to listen to the two evil sellers, the sledgehammer fell with a bang, and a shocking noise broke out in the entire train station, and countless people were so frightened that they squatted down and lay down, thinking that it was a terrorist attack, and threw explosives somewhere.
By the time countless police officers arrived, the toilets at the station were completely finished, leaving only ruins, but fortunately there were no casualties.
A man stepped out of it.
Faced with more than ten shots.
He shouted with his hands raised.
"Comrade policeman, I am Jiang Che, an enthusiastic citizen, and I just talked to the bureau on the phone, don't be impulsive, stay calm. "
PS: I'm really sorry.,It's been a bit of a card lately.,But today's chapter.,Stay up late and have to make up.,Ask for a wave of flowers~Evaluation votes~
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