Inside Basho-dong.

Sun Xiaokong cried quietly in the mirror, and his body was beaten with red marks.

At this time, Princess Tiefan took a handkerchief and threw it on Sun Xiaokong's body.

"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll be responsible for you, and you'll be my person from now on.

Sun Xiaokong said with a very aggrieved look.

"Who is it?"

"Hmph!"

Sun Xiaokong threw his handkerchief on the ground with a proud face.

"What?

You're not happy?" "Woo woo!" "

That's not it, you said that this marriage is such a big thing, so you might as well get a decent token of love." The

princess thought for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you wait, I'll go and snatch the banana fan back and give it to you as a token of love."

After saying that, he walked out without looking back, and Sun Xiaokong immediately shouted when he saw this: "Hey, hey, hey." Seeing

that the princess of the iron fan was gone, she immediately changed back to her original appearance and sat there with a loveless face.

"I just want a tear from your heart.

At this moment, the red marks on Sun Xiaokong's body suddenly disappeared, and the original scars were restored.

Iron Hammer followed King Shengpeng to Snake Wind Valley.

"Oh! I'll do it. "

King Shengpeng was blindfolded, and the hammer was standing in front of him.

King Shengpeng pointed to the position next to the hammer, "You must be here."

Hammer smiled as he put his hand over his mouth.

King Shengpeng pounced, and the hammer was so frightened that he hurriedly flew into the house.

"Come on, come on!"

"I'll be able to catch you." Then

the two of them went into the house one after another.

After the hammer came in, he directly found a place to hide, and the king of Shengpeng secretly opened the cloth in front of him with his hand, and just opened it a little, the hammer said on the side: "Don't peek!" King Shengpeng put down his hand and said very confidently: "If you don't peek,

I can still catch you." King

Shengpeng took a step forward, and then touched around. I just touched the candle and lit his hand in an instant.

"Huhuhu!"

he blew wildly at his fingers, and the iron hammer on the other side suddenly passed by the sky, and the Shengpeng Dynasty did not catch it before, at this moment, the iron fan princess flew in, and the Shengpeng King thought it was a hammer and hugged it directly, just hugging it on his waist.

"I've got you! don't cheat!" Princess

Iron Fan took the cloth off King Shengpeng's face with a look of disgust.

When King Shengpeng saw Princess Iron Fan, he looked confused, and blinked, and Princess Iron Fan slapped King Shengpeng directly in the face.

was stunned and sent King Shengpeng out.

When Iron Hammer heard the sound, he immediately came out to check the situation, and found that his sister was here, and King Shengpeng had crashed into a stove.

"Sister

!" "Follow me!" After

the Iron Fan Princess finished speaking, she pulled the iron hammer and walked out, and the iron hammer was reluctant to be pulled out by the iron fan princess.

Just as they walked to the door, King Shengpeng appeared in front of the two of them.

"Sister Iron Fan. As

soon as King Shengpeng finished speaking, Princess Iron Fan wanted to slap her, but was caught by King Shengpeng.

"I just let you. "

Humph!" the

Iron Fan Princess shook his hand away.

"Sister Iron Fan, I fell in love with Sister Ling at first sight, and I was thinking about choosing a good day and an auspicious day to go to the house to propose marriage, but I didn't expect my sister to come today, I believe that my sister is a discerning person, and I can see that I am the kind of rich second generation who can go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire for love.

"Why don't you marry my sister to me, and I will treat her well."

As soon as King Shengpeng finished speaking, the iron hammer on the side took the hand of the iron fan princess and looked at his sister expectantly.

"Sister

~" Princess Iron Fan glanced at her sister, then at King Shengpeng and said, "You like this?" Iron Hammer nodded shyly, "Hmm~"

Princess Iron Fan heard her

sister's words, and looked at King Shengpeng again, with a look of disgust.

Seeing this, King Shengpeng hurriedly said: "Sister won't have any misunderstanding about Peng Peng, right? Since that's the case, it's better to sit down and have a drink and enhance each other's feelings, what does my sister think?"

"Wine depends on character, drink and drink!"

An hour later...

"Stick stick chicken, stick stick tiger. "

Tiger, tiger eats cow, you drink. Princess Iron Fan pointed at the hammer with her chopsticks and said.

"Cheers

!" "Cheers!"

After drinking this cup, Hammer slept directly on the table.

"Empty, empty, you also came to drink with us.

At this moment, Sun Xiaokong walked over from the door.

"Come, drink, drink.

After speaking, Princess Iron Fan poured a cup and held it in front of Sun Xiaokong, who immediately took the cup down when he saw this.

"You're drunk, you're gone.

"Hmm~ empty, you have to carry your back~"

Princess Iron Fan raised her hands and said.

"Okay, back. After Sun Xiaokong finished speaking, he came to the side of Princess Iron Fan, and was just about to carry it, when he saw Princess Iron Fan call the hammer on the side.

"Hammer, hammer, let's go home.

Hammer raised his head, looked at the two of them, and said, "The alcohol of love is fermenting in my body, and my legs are no longer obedient.

Then just as he was about to lie on the ground, King Shengpeng dodged to the side of the hammer, caught her, and let her lie in his arms.

Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong directly carried the Iron Fan Princess on his back.

"Empty!"

"Sister walks slowly. King Shengpeng said.

Then he looked at the hammer lying in his arms and said, "Kun." "

Curtain. "

Oh?"

"No. "

Hug?"

"Hooligans!"

"What people crave is innocent and immaculate love." Outside

, Sun Xiaokong carried the princess of the iron fan on his back and walked towards the Basho Cave.

"I thought that only men who drank too much couldn't control their lower body, but I didn't expect women to drink too much and couldn't control their lower body. Princess Iron Fan said.

Sun Xiaokong smiled and said, "It's normal, there are needs."

"Hmm~ Hmm~ I think I want to pee on you. "

Huh?"

Sun Xiaokong hurriedly looked back.

"Hehe~

" "Forget it, it's normal." Sun Xiaokong said.

"Empty. "

Huh?"

"You say, I'm so useless that I can't even get my own banana fan back."

Sun Xiaokong smiled, "Let's talk about the banana fan later, I will send you back to Cuiyun Mountain first, and then come over tomorrow to pick up the hammer."

Princess Iron Fan nodded.

"Thank you, Sora.

Sun Xiaokong sighed, "Don't worry, Tiantian, I, Sun Xiaokong, will definitely snatch the banana fan back for you." After

speaking, she returned to Cuiyun Mountain with the iron fan on her back.

In the early hours of the next morning.

Sun Xiaokong came to the territory of the Bull Demon King alone.

Sun Xiaokong squatted aside, saw the Bull Demon King come out, and rushed directly towards the Bull Demon King.

I saw Sun Xiaokong running behind the Bull Demon King, suddenly stopped, and then gently hit the Bull Demon King with his head.

After bumping into the Bull Demon King, he lay down backwards.

"Oops!"

At this time, Sun Xiaokong was lying on the grass, looking at the Bull Demon King with disdain.

Seeing this, the Bull Demon King squatted down and looked at Sun Xiaokong lying on the ground.

"What are you looking at? If you hit someone, let's lose money. "

Touching porcelain has come to our house?"

"Get out."

When the Bull Demon King just stood up and was about to leave after speaking, Sun Xiaokong directly hugged the Bull Demon King's leg and held him to prevent him from leaving, and then the Bull Demon King looked down at Sun Xiaokong.

"What's the matter? You still want to leave after hitting someone?"

"Let me tell you, I have a severe concussion, hurry up and pay a hundred and eighty taels, let me go to the doctor, I don't think you look like a rich man, just take any kind of gold and silver jewelry, moonlight treasure box or banana fan or something." "

If you want a banana fan, do you want me to pay you a hammer?" said the Bull Demon King, clenching his fists.

Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong spread his legs, stood up and took a few steps back.

"Do you say that you have nothing else

to do but fight and kill?" "Fists will only bring you oral dissatisfaction, versatility, and will bring you real applause, think about what I said, you don't seek to be motivated, fight and kill, what will you do with the children in the future? Won't you become a little rascal who can only breathe fire, and can't even tell the three hundred capital of children's rhymes?".

As soon as Sun Xiaokong finished speaking, the Bull Demon King directly reached out and grabbed Sun Xiaokong's neck, and then slowly lifted him up.

"Curse my future son, seek death!"

"You have let me down so much. Sun Xiaokong said inarticulately.

At this moment, King Shengpeng suddenly appeared in front of the Bull Demon King with a mask, and the Bull Demon King directly targeted Sun Xiaokong, so frightened that he ran and screamed.

"Monster!" King

Shengpeng helped Sun

Xiaokong up and said, "Brother-in-law, are you okay?" "It's a shame that you came early, wait, brother-in-law

?" "Oh~ you and the hammer?" Sun Xiaokong laughed maliciously after speaking.

"Small meaning, small meaning. "

Beast!" The

two came to Snake Wind Valley, Sun Xiaokong came to a stone table, took out a peach from the plate, wiped it on his body and ate it.

"Hey, there's a question for you.

"Hmm, what's the problem

?" "How did you do it, so unruly?" asked Sun Xiaokong as he ate a peach.

King Shengpeng smelled the peach blossoms on the side, and said slowly: "Beauty and family background are indispensable. "

Is it only beauty

?" "What? You want to chase girls?" King Shengpeng asked.

"Just ask.

"Chasing a girl is actually very simple, that is, what she wants, you give her.

Sun Xiaokong swallowed the mouthful of peaches, pointed at King Shengpeng and said: "Yes, yes, it's exactly the same as what Sister Hammer said, but I just want to know, how can you make a girl cry?"

Then he suddenly said with a serious face: "If you want to make a girl cry, you have to steal her heart first, and then take her body, and slowly experience it." After speaking, King Shengpeng continued to look at the peach blossoms.

Sun Xiaokong took a bite of the peach and said slowly: "Master!"

At this moment, King Shengpeng suddenly appeared on Sun Xiaokong's right side, "You won't fall in love with Princess Iron Fan

, will you?" "What is love?"

Then King Shengpeng flew to a tree and continued: "Love is easy for people to lose themselves, if you want to catch up with a woman, you must first understand a woman, I will take you to a place tonight." In

the evening, King Shengpeng took Sun Xiaokong to a place, and Sun Xiaokong looked left and right after entering.

"Oh, I'll go, this is the red light district, it's beautiful.

"It's the best red-light district in a hundred miles. King Shengpeng replied.

Sun Xiaokong praised with both hands, "The name is well deserved."

Then Sun Xiaokong was taken to a room by a female monster, and Sun Xiaokong directly stopped the banshee who was undressing.

"Actually, I'm here to get to know women.

The female monster put her hand on Sun Xiaokong's shoulder, and said in a very seductive voice: "Of course I know that you are here to understand women, don't worry, everything must be done step by step, wait a minute, I will let you understand women comprehensively."

After speaking, he was about to pick off Sun Xiaokong's clothes, so frightened that Sun Xiaokong hurriedly covered his chest.

"Hey, do you know that women still have to take off their clothes?" On

the other side, a female monster was frantically undressing herself, and King Shengpeng turned her face around and asked, "Isn't it time to wash?"

"What to wash, so many things."

"Actually, it's the first time I've been to this kind of place.

"Hurry up. After

the female monster finished speaking, she pushed the King of Shengpeng to it.

"There are a lot of guests waiting in the back.

"No, don't, don't.

"Don't, don't stop, ah!" Just

then a bull demon walked in.

"Rounds, rounds.

King Shengpeng felt his hands raised, and then the bull demon continued: "We are from the law enforcement team of the Animal Protection Association, boy, you have been arrested for pornography. "

I didn't do anything!" The

bull demon didn't say a word and brought him out directly, and so did Sun Xiaokong, Sun Xiaokong asked in a low voice.

"Will you be caught in the red light district?"

"Don't be nervous, there's someone above me." As

soon as the screen turned, Princess Iron Fan fished the two out of the Animal Protection Society.

Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong immediately took Princess Tiefan's hand, "Hey, sweet."

Princess Iron Fan shook off Sun Xiaokong's hand, "Don't follow me, I hate people like you the most, and you, stay away from my sister in the future." "

Me?" King Shengpeng pointed to himself.

"Tiantian, listen to me explain

to you!" "Get out!" (•́へ•́╬)

After Princess Tiefan finished speaking, the two of them turned out, and then Sun Xiaokong covered his chest and said, "I hurt so much here!"

King Shengpeng turned his head to look at him and said, "Congratulations, you finally fell in love with her."

"Get out!" ヽ (ー_ー)ノ

Sun Xiaokong finished speaking and stayed away from King Shengpeng.

"Hey, they're all so willful. "( ̄ェ ̄;)

Basho-dong.

Outside the door there is a wooden sign that says "No male creatures are allowed inside". Sun Xiaokong sat there blankly looking at the wooden sign in front of him, and fell into deep thought. Then he looked down and saw a knife placed below, Sun Xiaokong looked at the knife and then looked at his lower body, then scratched his head, sighed, and then picked up the knife and cut it directly...

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