Demons Beside You (The Demons Beside Me)

Chen Zhao mentioned the Shar Pei dog: "It is said that a few people will have auditory hallucinations after flying. It should be my auditory hallucinations."

"Human, you are insulting a hell lord, do you understand what that means?"

"Do you know that there are more than 100 ways for the Chinese to cook dog meat?" Chen Zhao was not at all cowardly, mainly because his mind hadn't turned the corner.

"Human, you can't do this, I was summoned by you."

"I summoned? Did I summon you?" Chen Zhao slowly put down the Shar Pei who claimed to be the lord of hell. At this time, his mind was a bit messy, no, to be precise, it was very messy.

"Yes, I am a subordinate of the King of Gluttony, Beelzebub Vito."

"How did I summon you?" Chen Zhao asked.

"how could I know."

"Summoning a demon, shouldn't it be a sacrifice or something? What ritual did I perform just now?"

"I don't know, I felt your sign anyway, so I came."

"Then what can you do for me?"

"It should say what you need me to do for you."

Chen Zhao didn't understand how Beelzebub appeared.

But now he wants to figure out more, what is the use of summoning this talking Shar Pei.

"I want money, a lot of money." Chen Zhao made a very vulgar request.

"Please, I am a subordinate of the king of gluttony, not a subordinate of the king of greed Mammon, I don't do such vulgar things."

"Then how do I summon Mamen's subordinates?" Chen Zhao is now interested in this question again.

"I don't even know why I was summoned by you. You ask me how to summon other devil slaves. Do you think I might know?"

"Then how do I send you back?"

"Eat, I want to eat, to satisfy my desires."

Chen Zhao called room service: "Ethan, get me something to eat."

After a while, Ethan brought the food, a few homemade burgers: "Ten dollars, thank you for your patronage."

But Ethan saw Beelzebub the Shar Pei and said, "My hotel doesn't allow pets."

"I'll bury it somewhere later, and then I'll call the Humane Society and tell them you've killed a pet dog."

"Okay, I'm joking." Ethan is a bully Yankee.

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"You should be kind to me, I am your summoned demon, and there is a contract between you and me."

"I suddenly felt that if I killed you, I might be able to change to a more useful demon."

"You will be punished, you evil human."

"Okay, eat your fill, and then go back to hell, otherwise, I can't help but make you into a dog meat hot pot."

"Human food is the only place I have nostalgia for the world." Beelzebub ate a hamburger in one bite: "Unfortunately, my body is too small, two is the limit."

"Do demons have such a small appetite?"

"It's just that my projection can only appear in this form. Damn, can you please become stronger when you summon me next time? Let me have a bigger body."

"Does this have anything to do with me?"

"Of course, the more powerful you are, the bigger the body you can summon me."

"I should be glad that I am weak, otherwise, I am afraid that my property will not be able to satisfy your appetite."

"Then see you next time."

"No, it will never be seen." Chen Zhao made no secret of his disgust.

Beelzebub slowly disappeared, right in front of Chen Zhao.

Chen Zhao also filled his stomach, and he was also hungry.

Suddenly, Chen Zhao recalled that before Beelzebub appeared, he saw the food in Ethan's hand and had an appetite.

Then the next moment, Beelzebub appeared. Could it be for this reason?

"Appetite?" Chen Zhao looked at the hamburger on the table, but he imagined a full banquet in his mind.

goo-dong-

The familiar little body appeared again, and Beelzebub looked at Chen Zhao sadly.

"What about never seeing each other? Why call me again?"

"I'm just trying, there are burgers on the table, get out."

"I can't eat it, I haven't digested what I just ate."

"It's really troublesome, I still need to try to summon other demons."

"If you allow me to use my abilities, I can speed up digestion."

"Use it. Use it."

Gollum-

At this moment, Chen Zhao suddenly felt very hungry, very, very hungry... This feeling was ten times stronger than before.

Chen Zhao immediately picked up a hamburger and swallowed it.

"Still hungry... Strange, what's going on?"

Chen Zhao looked at Beelzebub sharply: "Did you do it?"

"You promised me to use my abilities." Beelzebub narrowed his eyes, looking a little afraid of Chen Zhao.

"This ability is such a waste." Chen Zhao curled his lips: "It's not practical at all."

"If the projection you summon is strong enough, I can make a person die."

"I'm a doctor, not a killer. My duty is to save people, not to kill... and... your ability is just to make me eat one more hamburger."

"You are too weak, you pathetic human being."

"I feel like I can eat one more dog meat hot pot now!"

"Humans, we have a contract to exist."

"And then? If I eat you, what will I do? Die? Or become a demon?"

"You...you will..." Beelzebub was a little overwhelmed: "When I go back, I will check the Devil's Book and tell you."

Obviously, this isn't a demon who doesn't do his homework.

"But you don't know what's going to happen, so you definitely don't dare to kill me, human." Beelzebub is still very good at speculating about human nature.

"Again, you're at my mercy now, right?"

"You don't have to count on me to help you fulfill some impossible wishes."

"Come on, roll on the ground three times."

"Human, are you challenging the dignity of a demon lord?"

"What kind of punishment will you receive for disobeying the summoner's orders?"

One lap, two laps, three laps...

"Good dog."

"I'm not a dog, I'm a demon! You despicable human."

"Three more laps."

One circle, two circles, three circles.

"Let's make peace."

"The second wave will be counseled? I thought the devil would be more determined."

"Actually not, there is essentially no difference between our ideas and concepts." Beelzebub said: "If we put aside the differences in species, the biggest difference between us is that we demons are more rational than you humans."

"Do you still know the concept of species?"

"Many people in your world are in hell, it should be said that most of them are."

"So, hell should be more developed than the world, right? After all, there are many geniuses in hell, and after they die once, they shouldn't die again, right?"

"Actually not, after their souls enter hell, they will only remember some things, and the longer the time, the fewer memories there will be, so we can only know the general situation of the world from their mouths, but if we want to rely on those It is obviously impossible for human genius to develop hell, let alone, we demons are more keen on destruction than creation."

"Are there many people in this world who can summon demons like me?"

"Actually not, I may be the only demon who has left hell by summoning in the last thousand years."