Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 10

On the screen, Chu Zihang looked calm, walked forward with firm steps, kept approaching the giant forest pig, and even slapped the giant forest pig.

This……

The onlookers couldn’t believe their eyes.

What do you mean?

Provocative wild boar?

Think your life is not big enough?

“Come back soon! Don’t frantically test on the edge of danger!”

Zhang Ke’er was sweating profusely, completely incomprehensible to Chu Zihang.

Although she knew this would help her ratings, her conscience didn’t want her to see Chu Zihang’s casualties.

Of course Chu Zihang couldn’t hear everyone’s cries, and even if he heard it, he wouldn’t be shaken.

Anyway, having a system is willful. He has been doing this since he was a child, and he has never missed it.

This is called the protagonist halo~!

“Little pig, be good to you.”

Chu Zihang walked forward confidently and recited a nursery rhyme, ready to tame this wild super boar king into his own pet, how domineering.

He admits that he has gambling elements, but—

The corner of Chu Zihang’s mouth twitched, what is the protagonist’s halo! (tactical lean back)

Since I met you today, I will show you a show!

go you!

Chu Zihang meditated in his heart, and the animal-taming skill flew to the giant forest pig.

【Tame failed! Host be careful! 】

【Tame failed! Host be careful! 】

【Tame failed! Host be careful! 】

boom!

Like a bolt from the blue, three system messages rang out.

The smile on Chu Zihang’s face stopped abruptly, and the whole person was stunned!

That’s not how the script was written!

What about the protagonist’s halo?

I lost it!

Run!

Chu Zihang panicked in his heart. He wanted to run but was afraid of the wild boar chasing him, so he could only stand rigidly on the principle.

This time, I lost my show!

But is there any use in regret?

Chu Zihang wanted to cry without tears, and cursed his mother in his heart!

This system deliberately gave him a beast taming skill, but it didn’t work. Isn’t this malicious guidance!

Really pissed him off.

But now is not the time to care about this, Chu Zihang can only sneer and apologize and say:

“Cough! Brother Pig, don’t be nervous, don’t get excited! We’re just greeting you.”

“Let’s not be too short-tempered, not to mention that we are all pure men and can be reasonable, right?”

While Chu Zihang comforted the giant forest pig with kind words, he slowly retreated.

“?????”

“It’s shivering and cold! When will the wild boar stand up!”

“Chilling! When will the sow stand up!”

“Be careful of the female fist upstairs warning!”

“Baby maid! I told you to run or not, not to molest the wild boar. Now you think of reasoning with the pig?!”

“Dude, don’t think that you can communicate with wild boars if you are a lazy pig. It’s really not the same breed! Run!”

The audience naturally did not believe that the pig could reason with Chu Zihang, and many people had the idea of ​​gloating.

It’s not that they have a grudge against Chu Zihang, it’s just that his behavior just now was too ‘cheap’!

It’s fine if you don’t eat pigs, why are you messing with other pigs when you have nothing to do?

Isn’t this planting meat in the mouth of a human pig?

Thinking of reasoning with pigs now?

If it can listen to you, you are a pig!

Unexpectedly, after hearing Chu Zihang’s words, the giant forest pig actually stopped the poised action of ‘digging the soil’, and then glanced at Chu Zihang disdainfully, showing a similar sarcastic expression.

ridicule?

Chu Zihang was stunned for a moment, and was taken aback by the word that popped out of his mind.

Pigs taunt too?

What a joke!

Chu Zihang rubbed his eyes, thinking that he was wrong.

But at this time, the wild boar slowly turned around, pointed his butt to Chu Zihang, flicked its slender tail, and turned back to show his muscles, looking down on Chu Zihang’s thin arms and legs!

“Pfft! I laughed so hard!”

“Is this pig recruited by the show team? This is too spiritual, isn’t it?”

“This pig is so funny, it’s just for fun, right?”

“It’s so funny, I thought it was a fight, but I didn’t expect it to be a joke!”

“Hahaha! Lazy pigs are despised by real pigs!”

“It’s done! The scumbag lazy pig’s identity has been confirmed!”

“Congratulations to lazy pig for mentioning lazy pig status!”

“Scumbag don’t cry, be strong!”

“Shocked! One person and one pig are looking at each other in the jungle for the purpose of doing this.”

“Go upstairs and go to the shock department to work!”

The audience was so amused by Ju Lin Pig’s naive actions and anthropomorphic contemptuous expressions that even Zhang Ke’er was about to burst out laughing!

At the moment of life and death, the winner would eat meat, but the wild boar didn’t look down on Chu Zihang’s meat at all. . .

“Wait! It’s tolerable and unbearable!”

Chu Zihang’s face turned gloomy, and even his gentle temper couldn’t help it.

His grandma’s!

On weekdays, when his parents said he was a lazy pig, he would endure it, but now even pigs dare to despise him, doesn’t it mean that he is inferior to pigs?

More importantly, he found that many drones were flying behind and above him at this time.

In other words, the scene just now must have been broadcast live.

Now the whole country knows that he is despised by wild boars!

How can this work?

How could he be the king of the wilderness?

Chu Zihang’s heart was ruthless, and he said ruthlessly: “Don’t drag me, you stupid pig, today’s lunch depends on you!”

“How many dishes, drink like this?”

“If you have a peanut, you won’t get drunk like this!”

“What do you mean? The lazy pig anchor wants to single out the wild boar king? Who wins and who is the pig king?”

“It’s done! Today’s headline is the Pig King Competition!”

“Scumbag! You can forget it. You have thin arms and thin legs, and your thighs are not as thick as your arms.”

“Master scum, Brother Pig won’t eat you because he’s full today! Don’t make Brother Pig move your mouth!”

“Wild boar: If you don’t believe me, the vegetables were automatically delivered to my mouth.”

“Wild boar: so full!”

The audience naturally didn’t believe Chu Zihang’s words, and even the giant forest pig didn’t take Chu Zihang seriously.

Seemingly meaningless, Julin Pig snorted twice in disdain, and swaggered away with his butt twisted, looking particularly mocking.

Chu Zihang looked serious.

The words have already been put out, and there is absolutely no possibility of taking them back!

No matter if he is a wild boar or a tiger, this crop will not pass today!

After Chu Zihang covered the burnt and covered with a large leaf, he chased after him with great strides. .