Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 60

“Losing weight! Hahahaha! I can’t do it anymore, scumbag’s mouth is too cheap!”

“I laughed so hard, look at Miss Xiyue’s expression, she wants to kill!”

“It’s too straight! It’s too straight! If I don’t agree with anyone, I will serve the scumbag!”

“Miss Xiyue’s figure is not good? You still want to lose weight. The scumbag is too young.”

“Miss Xiyue, let’s not be angry with this bird, let’s turn against the scumbag!”

“There’s nothing wrong with the scumbag! Don’t girls say that they want to lose weight every day? Then let her lose weight!”

“The scumbag is tough! This is the man! Have you learned it?”

“Lianxiangxiyu (X) Hot Hands Destroying Flowers (√)”

“I learned! Since watching the live broadcast of Master Slag, I have regained my masculinity, and I am full of confidence when I go home and kneel on the washboard.”

“Pfft~! It’s a real man upstairs! There is a washing board at home, and I kneel down on the keyboard!”

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at this duo of straight men and women, and they laughed out loud.

It is estimated that this is the first time in the young lady’s life that she has eaten like this.

Do not!

She can’t even eat it!

Just about to cry.

“You! Zihang! You’re too stupid, aren’t you? Why can’t you even pick up girls? You’re really a loser of your father! Thinking of when I was young, that was…”

Dad Chu was so angry that he couldn’t help but complain, and when he was about to talk about the beauty of his youth, he suddenly felt a killing intent coming from behind him.

“Huh? Are you good at picking up girls?”

Mother Chu frowned.

“Uh, of course, how can I get a big beauty like you.” Father Chu felt guilty.

Mother Chu nodded in satisfaction, then sighed and said:

“Zihang! My daughter-in-law was so mad at you, and my grandson was gone. You are so mad at me! ”

…

…

“Hmm~! Fragrant! Really fragrant!”

Chu Zihang took a big bite of the weasel meat, and the fat gravy and grease spattered in his mouth. He gasped when it was hot, but the smell made it all worth it.

The fat of barbecued meat is different from the fat of stir-fried vegetables. Maybe many people don’t like to eat the fat of fried vegetables, but if you want delicious barbecue, you must use fat and thin pork belly.

Only in this way can the fat be fat but not greasy, the lean meat is lean but not woody, and the fat and thin are the best delicacy.

RUA!

Chu Zihang couldn’t wait to take another bite, and the oil and water came out.

That food, absolutely!

“Gollum!”

Lin Xiyue couldn’t bear it without looking at it, but when she saw Chu Zihang’s food, her brain was going to faint with hunger.

“Do you really not eat? In fact, you won’t gain too much weight.”

Chu Zihang’s mouth was full of oil. Maybe he felt that his food was too outrageous, or maybe he felt embarrassed to be looked at by others, so he asked another question.

“Don’t eat!”

Fat you sister!

Lin Xiyue’s face is black, now she just wants to eat people!

“By the way, why haven’t Benben and Hanhan come back? They won’t really have an accident, will they?”

Chu Zihang suddenly thought that when he came back to cook, these two enemies fought in the jungle, and he didn’t know what was going on.

At this time, a clatter sounded in the jungle, and then the tremors on the ground became stronger and stronger.

“Broken! Another earthquake! Run!”

Lin Xiyue had a black face in her righteousness, but her face turned pale when she was frightened by the sudden earthquake, and she pulled Chu Zihang and was about to take him away.

“Ang? Earthquake?”

“Why say it again? When did the earthquake happen?”

Chu Zihang was stunned for a moment, and instead of running away with Lin Xiyue, he looked at her strangely.

“Just yesterday! There were several earthquakes yesterday!”

Lin Xiyue was speechless at Chu Zihang’s idiot’s performance. With this stupid crisis response ability, how did he survive in the wilderness?

“Don’t ask so many questions, hurry to a safe place!”

Lin Xiyue didn’t have time to explain in detail with Chu Zihang, dragging him to take him out of this dangerous area.

And at this moment—a loud neigh sounded in the jungle!

“Scum!”

The peregrine falcon pierced out of the smoke, and a pair of giant wings slid over, causing Lin Xiyue to take a step back.

And thereafter.

“Hum hum!”

The angry king of wild boar rushed like a tank with sparks and lightning, and ravaged the small tree!

This!

what is this!

Lin Xiyue’s heart was beating wildly, her adrenaline rushing wildly, her mind went blank and she was completely stunned.

After the bird and the pig came back, they immediately found the stranger Lin Xiyue, and they didn’t care about the fight at the moment, so they surrounded her curiously.

Bird Benben hovered over her, and eagle eyes looked at her strangely.

Pig Hanhan hummed and circled around her.

And Lin Xiyue in the middle was miserable, she could even smell the smell on them, she was so frightened that she couldn’t move.

“The pig is stupid (cfaa), the bird is stupid, don’t make trouble, don’t scare the guests, or you won’t have dinner for you.”

Seeing this, Chu Zihang called the two beasts again and again.

It’s not good to frighten people when a girl comes here for the first time.

“Scum!”

“Humph!”

The peregrine falcon and the wild boar king snorted disdainfully, and the little arms and legs are not good-looking at all.

Then they are attracted to the aroma of the food, which is why they come back!

Just this smell, in an instant, both of them drooled out, and then they both surrounded Chu Zihang with shy faces.

The wild boar rubbed against Chu Zihang’s thigh, wagging his butt and tail.

The peregrine falcon landed on Chu Zihang’s shoulder, where he held his head high and sang.

Every animal and one beast are acting like a spoiled brat.

“All right, go and eat, these internal organs and meat are yours.”

Chu Zihang waved his hand and motioned for them to eat the food over there.

After the beast combination was promised, they went to grab food and eat again, and it was another fight.

Lin Xiyue was completely confused when she saw the scene in front of her!

What the hell is this!

Is it really survival in the wild?

All this has surpassed her cognition, it’s too mysterious.

After a long delay, Lin Xiyue said in a daze:

“This, are these peregrine falcons and wild boars your pets?”

“Well, it’s mine, how about it, pull the wind handle?”

Chu Zihang, hey hey, N’s yuppie!

“So, so you caused those earthquakes?”

Lin Xiyue’s mouth twitched, and she really cried out with a wow!

Co-authoring scared her so much that he didn’t even care about the fire that just started, and he did the ‘earthquake’ that scared her to sleep at night!

A devil indeed!

And seeing the wild boar eating meat there so fragrantly, a kind of sadness came to my heart.

Because she actually had the urge to grab food with pigs!

Could it be that she has been reduced to the point of being compared with pigs?

“Uh, what are you crying for?”

Chu Zihang panicked and looked at her at a loss.

“Are you hungry? Then do you want to eat some meat, this weasel is really delicious!”

Chu Zihang tentatively handed the weasel to her.

“Eat! I eat!”

Lin Xiyue suddenly grabbed the weasel meat, turned her grief and anger into food, and bit into the meat while crying!

He bullied her so much, and she would kill him as a big dog!

Then–

“Wow! It’s delicious!”

“too delicious!”

“You are so good at cooking, God of Cooking!”

“Woooooo~ I haven’t eaten such delicious food for a long time, I’m so touched.”

RUA!

RUA!RUA!

RUA!RUA!RUA!

Lin Xiyue buried her head and bit frantically on the guinea pig meat. Her mouth was full of oil, and she looked like a goddess. . .

PS: The previous chapter was put on the shelves by mistake, which is very embarrassing, and it is not good to be a teacher. . .

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