Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 85

“—pig—pig!”

“Good-miserable-one-pig-pig!”

Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue covered their mouths and shouted with distressed expressions on their faces.

“Hmph~~~~hmph~~~~~~!”

The wild boar king was in unbearable pain, but when he saw the expression of his elder brother and sister-in-law, he cried with a ‘wow’.

It knows that its tail is definitely gone, and it will never find a daughter-in-law again.

In the future, I can only eat other people’s dog food.

“Humph–!”

Pig roared angrily, turned grief into strength, and slammed his foot on the ground, almost equivalent to a magnitude 3 earthquake.

“Pig, I asked you to fish, how could you fish me for sharks? It’s over.”

Chu Zihang looked at the water bank with a face full of fear, and took a step back in horror.

“Isn’t it, how delicious is your tail, even sharks can be attracted?”

Lin Xiyue also took two steps back, Hua Rong paled.

“shark?!”

The wild boar king in rage froze suddenly, and then shuddered immediately, the arrogance of the rage was instantly extinguished, and the pig’s face turned pale white.

“It’s over, it’s over, this time it’s dead.”

The wild boar king screamed a few times, and the huge pain from the tail still kept coming, making it dizzy, as if he had lost too much blood.

It already felt that it was not far from death, and the shark must have bit its butt off in one bite.

Zhu Hanhan burst into tears, endured the pain, and staggered to Chu Zihang’s side.

Then he collapsed to the ground with a thud, squinting and looking at Chu Zihang affectionately, as if saying goodbye to him finally.

“Hum~!”

The wild boar king let out a sob and groaned, then tilted his head, it was over.

“Scum—!”

The peregrine falcon also descended from the sky, and now it stopped bickering with pigs.

Instead, he stretched out his wings very warmly and covered the pig’s eyes, as if to let him go in peace.

“Pig, you died so miserably.”

Lin Xiyue sobbed and caressed the pig’s fur, feeling extremely sad.

“Pig, don’t worry, we will handle your funeral for you.”

Chu Zihang caressed the Wild Boar King and sighed. The pained voice made Zhu Hanhan, who was already confused, have mixed feelings in his heart, and the moved tears burst out again.

It, know, it’s not following the wrong boss.

Although the boss likes to bully it, the boss still loves it.

Although that stupid bird was a little stupid, he was still a bird.

Although the sister-in-law looks a little ugly and does not conform to its aesthetics at all, she is still kind at heart.

Then it can be considered dead.

“Well, the pig is dead, and the pig can’t be resurrected, we mourn. Now let’s deal with his funeral.

If we don’t eat fish tonight, let’s eat a roasted whole pig.

You see pigs are so fat, it’s a pity that you can’t have a good meal (cfaa). ”

After Chu Zihang sighed, he immediately mourned when he said his condolences, and swallowed his saliva with a ‘tsk tsk’, patted the belly of the wild boar king and said, as if saying that this piece of pork belly is good!

“It’s not a roasted whole pig, it’s a roasted pig with no tail. It’s best to add more chopped green onion and coriander.”

Lin Xiyue hurriedly corrected it, and took a sip of her saliva.

“Scum!”

The peregrine falcon agreed, and the saliva from his mouth flowed onto the pig’s face, and he washed his face before leaving.

“Gah?”

The wild boar king was not completely dead, but he was angry and came back to life, staring at the cruel elder brother and sister-in-law and that damn stupid bird!

It – can’t rest easy!

“Hahahaha! Don’t pretend to be dead, a crayfish can kill you? You coward!”

Chu Zihang gave the rough-skinned and thick-skinned wild boar king angrily.

“Goose goose! This silly pig is really a typical example of greed for life and fear of death. Where did you find this superb product, Zihang? Let’s eat it. ”

Lin Xiyue also burst out laughing, holding back her abdominal muscles for so long.

“Quack quack!”

The peregrine falcon flapped its wings and laughed out a duck call.

“Humph?”

The wild boar king is a little confused. Listening to what they mean, it doesn’t seem to be dead?

It looked back cautiously, but it was too fat to eat, its neck was too short, and it couldn’t see anything at all…

It had to control its tail and lift it up.

Huh?

Can I still control the tail?

Piggy was taken aback by this discovery, and suddenly became energetic.

When he lifts his tail high up like a flagpole.

It suddenly found that a flag was raised on the flagpole!

Yes – crayfish!

I only saw that on the tail raised high, a black and red crayfish was holding the pig’s tail with its big claw, messy in the air~

“Humph!”

Seeing that the tail was not broken, Pig Pig was immediately revived with blood, and he got up with a flutter, but he was very excited.

“It’s you who pinched my tail? You made me embarrassed? You’re very daring!”

After seeing the gadget, Piggy was so annoyed that he raised his tail fiercely and hit the ground!

“Snapped!”

“Clap!”

In order to teach him a lesson, the wild boar king swung the pig’s tail like a whip, smashing the innocent crayfish into a mess.

“Hungry, did you eat a Snickers bar? You’re excited at once?”

Chu Zihang complained, and was speechless for this cowardly pig.

“Hahaha! God steps on a Snickers bar! Snickers beats money! @Snickers”

“The scumbag is really an advertising genius!”

“Pig pigs amused me to death, such a big man was so frightened by a crayfish, so cute!”

“Cute? Stupid! Pig is a loss of culture! Sharks are marine creatures, how could they appear in the creek?”

“Hahaha! What you said upstairs is good, and the young lady upstairs is also an uneducated stupid B!”

“I burst into tears when I laughed, you see”

“I can’t blame the pigs for this. Master Slag and Miss Xiyue are too bad. It would be a pity not to win an Oscar for their acting skills.”

“And the bird is stupid! It’s broken, and it’s deliberately trying to scare the pig!”

The netizens in front of the screen were laughing and laughing.

This kind of simple smile is the unique charm of the scumbag’s live broadcast room, and there are countless fans.

And soon, after Snickers learned about this, he ran over decisively and rewarded 100 rockets!

Snickers: “Snickers, if you’re hungry, you’ll be cowardly. If you want to say goodbye to cowards, please use a Snickers bar!”

100,000 yuan for a small advertisement, they are too happy to be happy.

“It’s really coming! One hundred thousand yuan for a word! The scumbag is too handsome!”

“It’s broken! It’s broken! The scumbag has discovered a way to make money.”

“Master scum has become the strongest spokesperson!”

…

“Okay, if you fall again at night, you can only eat mashed meat.”

Seeing that the pig was still beating up the crayfish, Chu Zihang said speechlessly.

“Humph!”

The wild boar king snorted angrily and raised his head recklessly.

“Hey? Are you arrogant yet? What about your bravery just now?”

“Hum!”

Wild boar Wangsao’s face was flushed red, and he threw himself into Chu Zihang’s arms. They were not allowed to say this again.

“Quack quack!”

The peregrine falcon kept laughing at it.

Lin Xiyue covered her mouth and laughed, she was really fanned by this silly pig.

…

After the episode, Zhu Zhu stood up embarrassedly.

And Chu Zihang suddenly had a magical brain hole in his mind, he rubbed his hands excitedly, and couldn’t wait.

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