Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 92

“Quack quack! I was played by the bamboo rat, didn’t you expect it? It’s comfortable now, I’ll reward myself for a while!”

“The little bamboo rat is so smart, it’s so much smarter than the silly pig! Mom loves it!”

“And it’s 10,000 times cuter than a pig! Mom loves it!”

“Trouble the director to give some more shots to the little bamboo rat, enough to see the silly bird.”

“One person’s blood book kneels and begs to open a live broadcast room for Bamboo Rat!”

“Billions of people kneel down and beg to open a live broadcast room for Bamboo Rat!”

“Master scum is just like playing whack-a-mole. He pressed the gourd and scooped up the scoop, but he didn’t hit a single one. I laughed so hard.”

Seeing that the chubby, round, and furry, but cute little bamboo rats successfully hid in various small holes around, the netizens who watched before the live broadcast immediately burst into joy.

First of all, the little bamboo rat is really cute enough, and its cuteness has turned over a lot of netizens.

Second, everyone likes to watch the fun, so they just want to watch the scumbag get deflated once.

These two factors add up, and in the early morning, the popularity of Chu Zihang’s live broadcast room became hot, reaching 30 million people.

On Weibo, the topic about the cute little bamboo rat and the scumbag finally being fixed quickly spread and fermented. A bunch of mom fans and dad fans who saw the bamboo rat video came to the live broadcast room, and they sucked a lot of fans again. .

Main studio.

“Hahaha, the scumbag is finally shriveled! It is estimated that the nose is crooked to be played by a bamboo rat like this.”

Li Tianming hugged the pillow and smiled, leaning back and forth. This was much more fun than watching the scumbag eat delicious food. It was rare for him to feel that the gap between him and the scumbag was not that big.

“The bamboo rat is so smart, even smarter than the rabbit. The rabbit has three caves for the cunning rabbit. It is the 30,000 caves for the cunning rat.”

Zhang Ke’er covered her mouth, her eyes couldn’t hide the joy and love, and she was also fanned by this little thing.

Lord Bei nodded, and smiled like an old father:

“Of course, don’t be fooled by the appearance of the bamboo rat, although it looks silly,

But there are not many fools who can survive in the cruel nature.

And you can see that it runs so slowly and grows so fat, obviously it has several brushes. ”

“Bamboo rats don’t have any offensive skills, but nature is so powerful that it will open a window when it closes the door for you.

The ability to escape is precisely what it is good at. Even though it is so fat, its efficiency in punching holes is no slower than that of mice.

And its caves are open in all directions, and there will be many caves to escape.

Otherwise, this fat and oily bamboo rat, with its fatness and beauty, is definitely the favorite of all carnivores, and it does not know how many times it will die. ”

Zhang Ke’er nodded and said with a smile: “That’s right, this is the level of the little bamboo rat running, I feel that my grandmother can run faster than it.

If it doesn’t burrow, I don’t know how many times it has been eaten. ”

“Suddenly a little scared, this bamboo rat looks so fat, won’t the scumbag serve them all in one pot?”

Li Tianming hugged into the pillow and said worriedly.

“Uh–”

As soon as these words were said, the lively live broadcast room suddenly fell silent, and everyone’s faces changed color at the same time!

This issue.

Scumbag, you can really do it!

This is absolutely his style!

They swallowed their dry saliva subconsciously, and when they looked at Chu Zihang’s expression again, they found that he was thinking about the hole with a dark face.

This discovery made them panic.

“Don’t, don’t, don’t! Scum, don’t mess around!”

“Scumbag! Please let my bamboo rat baby live!”

“Master scum, I advise you to be kind, such a cute bamboo rat, can you do it too?”

“The black-hearted scumbag loses his conscience, I and the bamboo rat live and die together!”

However, Chu Zihang is by no means a kind person, let alone a heart of the Virgin Mary.

In the jungle, the rules of the jungle must be followed.

It’s true that the little bamboo rat is cute, but if he doesn’t eat it if he’s cute, isn’t he a Yan Zhi Association?

He is not so shallow!

It’s also not fair to other ugly animals.

Co-authored, they don’t deserve animal rights?

Besides, he didn’t plan to eat them to extinction, he just wanted to help nature maintain a balance.

This bamboo rat eats so fat, how much food must be eaten, and the amount must be controlled.

Chu Zihang’s thoughts were settled, and he waved at Lin Xiyue:

“Let’s go, let’s not catch it here, this is its home field, there is no need to compete with them here.

We are smart people, we have to use smart people’s methods. ”

Chu Zihang already had a rough plan in mind, and they went back together with the unwilling pig and peregrine falcon.

“Scum!”

The peregrine falcon neighed a few times, feeling that his prestige was gone.

After returning, Chu Zihang brought a peregrine falcon and a machete for self-defense, and planned to explore the neighborhood first.

He wants to see if the neighborhood is suitable for settlement, if there are some resource points, and find the most suitable place to build a home.

And catching bamboo rats is not in a hurry.

Now they are all frightened, and they will definitely not dare to move for the time being.

Lin Xiyue and Zhu Zhu stayed at home to watch the house, and were responsible for simple things such as watching fires, hitting trees, and organizing supplies.

Walking and watching in the wilderness, Chu Zihang was very satisfied with this place.

First of all, the terrain here is very good, the water is abundant and safe.

Nomadic people live by water and grass, while farming people gather by rivers.

The birthplaces of ancient civilizations are all there, which is enough to illustrate the importance of stable water resources.

The small river in front of me has formed a drop in the terrain due to flowing down from the mountain. The water speed is fast and the potential energy is very good.

This forms a platform-like form with the ground, which is very convenient for water diversion.

And in the future, with this small river with a big drop, Chu Zihang can use the water potential energy to save a lot of energy, whether it is irrigation or casting, etc., it is very helpful.

It can be said that this small river is Chu Zihang’s energy battery, his power plant, and his strongest wage earner!

Before Chu Zihang entered the age of steam, his mechanical power relied on this small river.

Secondly, the soil here is very fertile, the vegetation is very strong, and there are many kinds of plants, and the plant resources that can be used are completely sufficient.

And the sun is full and the temperature is high, which is perfect for transplanting jicama.

In the future, it is entirely possible to open up a crop area nearby and use it to build a self-sufficient smallholder economy.

There is no problem in terms of safety, with wide sightlines, convenient defense, and there are not too many mosquitoes, snakes and ants.

There are no problems in water, food, safety, power and energy. Chu Zihang has made plans to settle here.

Keeping the terrain and resources along the road in mind, Chu Zihang began to plan his future home…  

First of all, his home must be large, elegant, and elegant, so that it can match his high-class temperament.

As for the shower room, tea room, etc., there must be…

…

Just as Chu Zihang was thinking about it, a green field appeared in front of him!

Chu Zihang’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he said in his heart that there was indeed a bamboo!

It is still a rare mixed bamboo forest!

There are slender and delicious arrow bamboos, thick and towering moso bamboos, straight, thin and straight thunder bamboos, and solid bamboos with flower poles.

There are many types of bamboo, and they are very lush.

When Chu Zihang saw them, he was even happier than seeing the flesh.

Bamboo is a treasure all over the body, and it is the most helpful plant for survival in the wilderness. There is no one!

In terms of eating, bamboo rice, bamboo mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and bamboo juice are all delicious!

In terms of use, bamboo is almost the best craft material and construction material with its excellent characteristics.

With it, Chu Zihang can fully show its powerful manufacturing ability.

“Humph, I just said why there are so many fat and oily bamboo rats here. It turns out that your food is so good. Such a large bamboo forest is simply a paradise for bamboo rats.”

“But you little things are greedy enough. With such a delicious bamboo forest, you dare to steal my meat. It’s really just for the sake of eating. It’s too stupid to eat.”

Chu Zihang shook his head with a look of disgust.

However, netizens couldn’t listen!

“????”

“You are so embarrassed to say that others are greedy and that others are foodies? Who gave you the courage?”

“Why aren’t you like this? You fought with wild boars for food, and with anacondas! Is this the death?”

“This bamboo rat is a family with you, the scumbag raises your hand!”

“Why do foodies make it difficult for foodies, scumbag will let the little bamboo rat die.”

Netizens took the opportunity to plead for the little bamboo rat.

“Today, I must teach you stupid foodies a lesson! Let you know that people die for money and birds die for food!”

However, Chu Zihang did not stop, but with a tick on the corner of his mouth, a sinister idea emerged, ready to use the biggest weakness of foodies, “eat” to deal with them!

Bamboo rats are omnivorous rodents that generally eat plants and rarely eat meat.

It’s not that it doesn’t like meat, but because it doesn’t have the ability to eat meat at all!

It’s not fat, it runs so slow, it doesn’t hunt, and its combat power is only 5 slag, so it’s just a bit of a sneaky thing.

Don’t steal the meat for them today, don’t believe they don’t come here to eat delicious bamboo!

It is impossible for foodies to starve themselves, and it is impossible to stop eating because of a little danger.

As the ultimate foodie, Chu Zihang knows them well.

As soon as he thought of it, Chu Zihang set up a lot of food traps in the bamboo forest, especially in front of the delicious bamboo mushrooms, bamboo shoots and arrow bamboo, and set up a lot of hidden sling traps.

These foods are the favorites of bamboo rats, if you don’t believe them, they won’t come to eat them.

Next, just wait for these foodies to take the bait.

Chu Zihang’s mouth twitched, and he was waiting to eat chubby bamboo rat meat at night. Just thinking about it made his saliva overflow!

In front of an ultimate foodie, this snacker has any chance of winning! .