Chapter 98
“Humph–”
The wild boar king cried out in grievance and looked at Chu Zihang helplessly, not knowing what he had done wrong.
“This! What is the scumbag going to do?”
“Pig Hanhan pulls a baba, but he’s not allowed to pull it? What?”
“Is there any reason for it, I won’t let you pull Baba, this is too cruel!”
“Governing the heavens and the earth, and taking care of people’s shit and farts, it’s really wide!”
Netizens are on Zhuzhu’s side this time. After all, the appearance of Zhuzhu being held back in tears is so distressing that they can’t help but think of the time when they were held back by Sanji.
“Why do you look at me like this? Are you still wronged?”
Chu Zihang glared at Zhu Hanhan.
“Humph.”
The wild boar king nodded, really aggrieved.
“Hey! You still have the face to nod? You wronged your sister!”
Chu Zihang didn’t expect that the pig would learn to talk back, and immediately taught a strict lesson:
“You eat so much and pull so much every day, and every time you pull it is like a small mountain bun.
I left you alone in the jungle before, I didn’t plan to settle there anyway.
But now, this is our home.
If you drag it in the east and the west, your baba is everywhere, and you still let people live in it? ”
“Hmph-hmph!”
The wild boar’s face was flushed red, and he stomped his feet in a hurry, it was really going to die.
“Don’t pull it!! If you dare to pull me, I won’t give you food for three days!”
Chu Zihang hurriedly shouted, and Zhu Zhu suddenly glared at him, and he really choked back.
“Go pooping in the garden, just to fertilize jicama.” Seeing that he was dying, Chu Zihang quickly pointed out the direction.
“Humph!”
The wild boar king immediately ran into the garden impatiently, just in that posture,,,,,,,,,
Quite the soul!
“25 Be careful not to step on the field ridge, or you will be ripped off!”
Chu Zihang hurriedly shouted again, and the wild boar king put down his speed, tiptoed across the field ridge, and walked into the garden.
“Aim at the field ridge!” Chu Zihang made another request.
“Humph!”
Zhu Hanhan shouted aggrievedly, it’s such a critical moment, and he has such high requirements for it, do you trust its control ability too much?
But the wild boar king did as he did, twisting his butt and aligning it.
“puff–”
It’s finally comfortable~~!
The wild boar king’s face showed an extremely carefree expression, and the audience who watched it were relieved.
That kind of cool, not enough for outsiders!
“stop!”
But before the wild boar king is cool enough, the voice of the big devil rang again! ! !
The wild boar king’s face was pale, and after all his efforts, he finally stopped.
Immediately, it looked at the big brother with a displeased face, not knowing what other demands he had!
Chu Zihang didn’t care about Zhu Zhu’s resentful eyes, and instructed earnestly:
“Don’t aim at a tree, do you want to drown it? The butt swayed from side to side, and the rain and dew were all soaked.”
“Humph?”
The wild boar king rolled his eyes, and was it raining and dew?
It’s just shit, why so many troubles.
Can’t you just let him relax and feel comfortable?
Torture the pig!
But since Chu Zihang’s prestige still existed, the wild boar king did his best.
“Yes, that’s it, go sideways while pulling. Then after this row is finished, go to the front row to pull.”
Chu Zihang was far away, pinched his nose and said.
“Humph–!–!”
The wild boar king raised his head and roared a few times unwillingly, which was extremely uncomfortable!
The wild boar king grew up, what storms have you never seen before?
What did you die for?
The only one who has never pulled such a difficult shit! ! !
So tortured!
Torture King! !
At this time, netizens finally understood.
Why is the scumbag worried about whether it is dirty or not, it’s all excuses!
Can’t he clean it up if it’s dirty?
Can’t let the wild boar run away and pull it?
He just wanted the boar to be his automatic fertilizer applicator!
To put it bluntly, I want to be lazy!
But even the pigs can be counted when they poop. Who is this person? It’s really inhuman for being lazy.
And pigs–
pitiful!
Even if you poop, you will be squeezed, there is no fun at all, this capitalist is simply scum!
Too scum!
Everyone shuddered when they saw Zhu Zhu’s unhappy expression.
Through the screen, everyone can feel the deep fear…
But at this time, Lin Xiyue said with a bit of envy: “The pig’s stomach is so good, I can pull so much at once.”
“Huh? What’s wrong? Do you have a bad stomach?”
Chu Zihang looked at Lin Xiyue strangely, but he didn’t expect that everyone would envy the pig’s shit. . .
“Uh……”
Lin Xiyue blushed and lowered her head awkwardly.
She’s from a big girl’s family, so how dare she talk to a man about this kind of thing.
But when he lowered his head and thought, this man didn’t seem to be anyone else, so he mustered up his courage and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said like a mosquito:
“It’s not very good. I’ve been constipated in the past few days.”
“Oh, well, I see.”
Chu Zihang thought of the previous picture in his mind, and suddenly realized it.
“You didn’t listen to my advice last time, did you eat too much unripe wild plantain? It’s said that it has tannic acid, and eating too much will cause constipation.”
“Is this…is that so?”
Lin Xiyue looked at Chu Zihang in surprise, but she didn’t expect the reason to be here, then nodded and said:
“Last time I did seem to eat a lot, but that was because I was too hungry…”
“Okay, I see, this is easy to solve. When I go out to explore the terrain in a while, I will help you to see if there are any suitable herbs.”
Chu Zihang said in a big way.
“Really? That’s great! My belly has gotten up lately…”
Lin Xiyue’s pretty face
Netizens twitched their mouths, a group of white eyes
Is your stomach constipated?
You are eating too much to support yourself, okay?
But this person is also weird enough. He can eat so much constipation these days. How much does the scumbag cook?
Thinking of this, everyone couldn’t help drooling, and they were greedy.
Then I accidentally saw the stinking pig Hanhan, and then——
mouth area!
mouth area!
mouth area!
A sound of retching sounded.
The audience threw themselves up in disgust!
But it can’t be blamed on others. When others talk about constipation, they can make up their own minds to eat. . . . .
This wave of magical operations is no longer there.
…………
…………
Afterwards, Chu Zihang returned to the outside of the temporary camp, picked up the wood and started carpentry again.
And Lin Xiyue went to wash dishes by the river.
The two of them are together, it really means a little bit of men’s farming and women’s weaving.
The seven bamboo rats are now on vacation, and Chu Zihang asked them to go out for a walk. By the way, he helped him check if there was any danger around him, while the peregrine falcon was responsible for protecting them in the sky.
As far as these seven little ones are concerned, whoever encounters them is a dish.
“The scumbag is here to do carpentry again!”
“Come! Come! It’s time for Master Chu to show off his magic.”
“Old Fute came to pay homage to Master Chu’s demeanor, all relatives and friends, hello everyone!”
“I don’t know what Master Chu is going to do this time, I’m looking forward to it.”
For a time, the news of Chu Zihang doing carpentry spread in the carpenter circle for the first time.
The live broadcast room was once again occupied by these old men.
But this time things did not arouse too much surprise among the woodworking masters. The techniques are very simple, and the things are also very simple.
But the scumbag’s craftsmanship is still pleasing to the eye,
Planing, sawing, grinding, barging, tanning.
With a machete, saw, and chisel, Chu Zihang cuts and grinds a log.
Since the tools are very crude and cumbersome to make, even Chu Zihang took some work to grind the logs into a circular arc shape.
After doing this step, the effort was gone, and Chu Zihang’s speed improved significantly.
Skill is his greatest strength.
Soon, the wood fines gradually took shape in Chu Zihang’s hands, turning into a ‘saddle-shaped’ hyperbolic paraboloid.
“Is this a saddle?”
“No, it’s a pig saddle. It looks like only the big wild boar can wear it.”
The carpenters discussed.
After finishing the saddle, it was polished again, and finally the tanned deer skin was installed on the saddle, and two stirrups were made of bamboo.
After this modification, the pig saddle finally made its way.
“Pig Hanhan, come here.”
Chu Zihang yelled at the wild boar king who was resting beside him, and the wild boar king ran over immediately, but he was still immersed in a sense of resentment.
“Okay, okay, I just taught you to do the right thing, and you can do that in the future. Don’t be sulky with me, and see what new equipment I’ve brought you.”
Chu Zihang patted
When the wild boar king heard the new equipment, the pig’s eyes stared like copper bells, and the small grievances in his heart disappeared in an instant!
Well equipped!
The big brother still likes it, and specially made new equipment for it.
“Hum!~”
The wild boar king immediately rubbed Chu Zihang’s leg like a spoiled child, and he was in a good mood instantly.
This. . .
“Pig is so stupid!”
“Isn’t it? It was sold and returned to the number of people?”
“I really vomited! The scumbag is so good at fooling around, this wild boar has been fooled and lame!”
“Thank you so much for the scumbag? Can you believe it?”
“A slap, another kick, and then Pig is still satisfied?”
“I lost it! The highest form of capitalism, the sweet dates are all saved!”
“Just the IQ of Pig, it deserves to be fooled!”
The barrage was full of complaints, and the distress for the wild boar was gone.
Such a fool, it should be!
“Come on, how about I bring it for you to try.”
Chu Zihang motioned for the wild boar to lie down, and the king of the wild boar obediently ‘thumped’ and a big horse went down on the ground, that’s called an obedient one!
Put the pig saddle on the pig, adjust the width, and install it tightly.
“Okay, then I’ll sit up and try it.”
Chu Zihang decided to be a beast knight and sat on the stirrup.
The saddle is wide, stable, and doesn’t seem to ask much.
“Pig, stand up, take two steps, I’ll see if I can.”
Chu Zihang greeted him.
The wild boar king obediently walked a few times, still very stable.
Then Chu Zihang was relieved.
Next, with the pig as the mount, his beast rider will start the adventure again.
I don’t know what treasures he can come across from this new map for exploration this time.
The thick unknown makes Chu Zihang look forward to it very much. This is one of his favorite links!
“drive!”
(Come here, 1W2 is here, I’m so sleepy, I fell asleep.).
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