A PhD from Harvard University?
If this wasn't in the world of science, who would believe that a young man in his twenties is a Harvard PhD?
Looking at the dazzling golden certificate in his hand, what's the use of giving it to me?
If I have the corresponding knowledge reserve, it will be of some use. Just a certificate? It's too hard to wipe my ass!
But on second thought, a plan gradually formed in my mind...
Put away the certificate and draw all the remaining two times.
[Congratulations on getting a computer virus*1]
Huh? What is this?
Ze Yu read the item introduction and realized that this virus can destroy most network firewalls and cause the security defense system to paralyze.
In other words, as long as Ze Yu wants, he can use this to hack into the security measures of a bank and walk in to get the money.
Not bad, it's a good thing! Keep going!
【Congratulations on winning the Three Guns Underwear*1】
(눈_눈)
......
Early the next morning, Ze Yu got up with a yawn and went to Teitan Elementary School to apply for a job.
Why Teitan Elementary School? Because this way, he can not only get in touch with the Detective Boys and get more plots, but also Ai will go to school here in the future. Then he will have a reason to pick her up and drop her off every day, right?
When Ze Yu threw his Harvard University doctorate certificate in the face of the principal of Teitan Elementary School, Uematsu Ryujiro's eyes lit up immediately. Private elementary schools like theirs pay the most attention to the teacher's diploma. You can be without real talent, but you must graduate from an Ivy League school.
Hearing that Ze Yu only wanted a physical education teacher position, Uematsu Ryujiro looked at him with wide eyes and some disbelief. It is impossible to refuse. The principal's signature and anti-counterfeiting mark on the certificate cannot be faked. (Don't take the plot of the novel seriously. No one with a Harvard PhD becomes a primary school physical education teacher. They are all science students.)
In order to prevent Ze Yu from regretting it, Uematsu Ryujiro specially gave him a high salary. He didn't have one or two classes on weekdays. He just asked Ze Yu to teach students some other courses if he had time.
In this regard, Ze Yu readily agreed.
Whether he has time depends on whether Conan finds the case, but for Japan with a high crime rate...
After all the entry procedures were completed, Ze Yu officially became a glorious physical education teacher.
Then he took out a small notebook from his pocket, on which were the words "Mihua City Survival Guide", and then wrote physical education teacher in the brackets after the third item.
'The first item: If you can't hide from Conan, give yourself an identity that can't die. (Conan's father/brother-in-law?)'
'Second: On average, three or four people die every day in Beihua City, but no house has killed twice. It is safest to live in a haunted house (murder villa)'
'Third: Take a civil service exam, and it is best to be a teacher (physical education teacher)'
'Fourth: Face the god of death calmly, squat down and whisper in Conan's ear: Sashibulidan, drum washing machine! ()'
'......'
He just happened to have a class in the morning.
When Zeyu came to the playground in a sports suit, the children in the first grade class B instantly boiled.
"Wow! This teacher is so handsome! Could he be our new physical education teacher?"
"I hope it's him, he looks easy to get along with."
"Hey, Yuanta, don't you think this new teacher looks familiar?" Mitsuhiko whispered in Yuanta's ear.
"It's the big brother on the Shinkansen that day!" Ayumi's eyes lit up and she was the first to recognize Ze Yu. Although she didn't pay much attention on the train that day, she still had a little impression.
Everyone was talking about this new teacher, but Conan was staring at Ze Yu in front of him with a serious expression. How could this guy be a teacher? What is his purpose?
"Hello everyone," Ze Yu came to the students with a smile on his face and introduced himself, "My name is Ze Yu, and I will be your physical education teacher in the future. You can call me Teacher Ze Yu. Please take care of me in the future!"
"Yes!"
All the children answered loudly in unison.
Obviously, they all like Ze Yu's image of a big brother next door. Sunny, cheerful, enthusiastic, and gentle, the image that Ze Yu created for himself is deeply welcomed by these children.
"Since it is the first class, the teacher is not very familiar with you, you can also introduce yourself, and then we can play games together, okay?" Ze Yu clapped his hands and gently asked the opinions of this group of elementary school students.
"Yes!"
"My name is Yoshida Ayumi, and I'm six years old." A short-haired little girl stood up first, her excitement evident in her words.
"I'm Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko, please give me your guidance."The boy with the little spotted sparrow politely introduced himself.
"And me, my name is Kojima Genta..."
......
Soon, only Conan was left.
Conan walked up shyly, "My name is Edogawa Conan, I'm six years old..."
This sentence seemed to take half of Conan's life. He was a nationally renowned high school detective, and he would shamefully say that he was six years old one day.
Ze Yu didn't feel anything, after all, he used to see Conan shouting every day: "My name is Edogawa Conan, I'm a detective!" Such words, he had long been accustomed to it.
"Very good, now the teacher knows you too, let's move around first, what do you like to play?"
In the first grade physical education class, besides playing, what else can you expect to teach these little friends? 100-meter sprint skills? Thomas turn essentials? How to throw the shot put accurately and fiercely?
Don't joke!
Almost as soon as Ze Yu finished speaking, the group of children reported several game items,
"Football", "Hide and Seek", "Hane-to (Kicking Shuttlecock)", "Mite-dama (Throwing and Catching Ball)"
Due to time constraints, each game was only played for a while, and soon it was time to end the get out of class, but Ze Yu also successfully got acquainted with the Junior Detective Team.
After class, Ayumi even invited Ze Yu to go with them to watch the Kamen Rider tour in front of the department store on the weekend.
Ze Yu was slightly stunned, I watch Kamen Rider? This, this, this is not appropriate, right?
But in order not to dampen the mood of the little loli, Ze Yu still agreed. Anyway, if Conan follows, there must be a case, and he just happens to mix up the plot points.
......
"Kamen Rider!"
"Catch all the bad guys!"
In front of the department store, on the temporary stage, Kamen Rider is performing.
The audience is full of cheers from children. Kamen Rider has an irreplaceable position in the hearts of Japanese children.
Ze Yu looked like he hadn't woken up yet. He really had no interest in what these kids were watching. Conan was also uninterested in this.
"Conan, don't you like Kamen Rider?" Ayumi excitedly approached Conan, but found that he looked listless.
Eh? Huh?
"I like it the most. Come on! Come on! Come on Kamen Rider!" Conan hurriedly showed his excitement and waved his right hand excitedly.
Seeing this, Ayumi sat back with satisfaction and continued to cheer for Kamen Rider.
"Kacha"
Ze Yu secretly took a picture of this scene with a camera. He can change his face, Kudo brother~
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