Developing a tomb robbing game, Sister Zhou next door was so scared that she cried

【Damn it~! The prostitute was torn in half!】

【Damn, this red-haired ancient corpse is too powerful, right? Invulnerable, how to fight this?】

【Idiot~ Use the black donkey’s hooves, didn’t the game prompts say so?】

【To put it simply, the ancient red-haired corpse is more than three meters tall. How can ordinary people stuff a black donkey’s hoof into his mouth?】

【What a pity, I thought the prostitute would be on the safe side this time!】

【Don’t worry, our prostitute is still the man with the fastest progress in the game.】

【Already 10 times a day, can you hurry up?】

【By the way, this red-haired ghost should be the ultimate boss of this novice plot, right?】

【probably……】

Although Saozhu has been sent in the game.

But his popularity in the live broadcast room remains high.

There are even a large number of new people coming in.

The number of online viewers has soared.

Gifts are flying off the shelves!

The reason for this situation.

Just because he was the first player to see the red-haired ancient corpse.

As Zhang Fatxian said before.

Play this type of game.

Who gets through���The card speed is fast.

Whoever gets the most traffic.

And Saozhu just did this!…

Magic City.

Inside the luxurious villa.

Sao Zhu climbed off the treadmill again.

All the clothes on his body were soaked now.

Even my hair was covered in sticky cold sweat.

Especially the crotch area.

A large amount of yellow bile also flowed out.

Yes.

He was incontinent again.

And this time the amount.

Bigger than last time

“Oh my god, husband, why did you pee again?”

Xiao Lingmin, who learned that Sao Zhu had quit the game, opened the door and ran in.

She first helped Sao Zhu sit down on a chair, and then handed him a set of clean clothes.

“Damn, that’s scary”

“I tried my best just now, but I still couldn’t defeat that red-haired corpse.”

After changing clothes, Saozhu still had a sad face.

He began to recall some details of his game in his mind.

The red-haired corpse was not afraid of being slashed by swords.

Even Yingzi’s shotgun had little effect.

This shows that the opponent does not feel any pain.

In other words, the defense is very high.

There is also his terrifying strength.

After Wang Kaixuan was slapped several meters away by him, he lay on the ground unable to get up.

And finally.

Even he himself had his neck broken easily by the other party

“Hiss~”

When he thought of the feeling of his neck being torn apart with all his strength,

Sao Zhu couldn’t help but take a breath.

That feeling was really terrible.

Combining the above points,

Sao Zhu finally came to a conclusion..

That means he can’t fight. He can only outsmart him.

Because even with two helpers, Yingzi and Wang Kaixuan, he will definitely not be able to fight the red-haired corpse.

And the key to outsmarting him must be in Wang Kaixuan’s hands. That black donkey’s hoof.

But here’s the problem.

The red-haired corpse is more than three meters tall, a giant. Even if they stand on tiptoe, they can’t stuff the black donkey’s hoof into each other’s mouth!

“Husband, you sweat too much playing this game!”

“Changing clothes every time the game ends is not an option”

“Why don’t you get dressed later?”

At this time, Xiao Lingmin came over with a bag of things and interrupted Saozhu who was thinking about the strategy.

“Well, this game is so addictive to play that you will be scared into a cold sweat before you know it, even if you don’t wear any clothes.”

Sao Zhu felt that what his wife said was very reasonable, so he took off the clothes and pants he had just put on.

“Wife, I’ll bother you with the dirty clothes. I’ll go to the live broadcast first to finish.”

After talking to Xiao Lingmin, Saozhu was ready to continue to attack the level.

However, as soon as he jumped on the treadmill,

Xiao Lingmin stopped him:”Husband, wait a minute, put this on the mat before playing.”

With that said, Xiao Lingmin handed over the package in his hand.

“what?”

Sao Zhu took the package and looked at it, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched.

“Hu Shubao? ? ?”

“Wife, are you serious? Xiao

Lingmin put his hands on his hips and said angrily:”Just do it if I ask you to, there is so much nonsense.” Saozhu was confused:”But I’m a grown man, you let me use this……”

Xiao Lingmin interrupted:”What’s wrong, grown man? Who made you incontinent all the time, and I have to wash your underwear all day long?”

Sao Pig:”I didn’t mean that, you can just throw away the pants..”

Xiao Lingmin:”No, we have to save a little. We still have a mortgage and a car loan to pay off, and I recently fell in love with a bag.……”

Sao pig:”……”

Under the coercion of Xiao Mingli.

Sao Zhu could only put an extra large piece of”Hu Shu Bao” into his crotch with a look of aggrievedness on his face.

Seeing this, Xiao Lingmin smiled with satisfaction:”Husband, a good man must feel sorry for his wife. I will hurt my hands when I wash clothes. You should be considerate of me, right?”

Sao Zhu stretched out his hand and pulled his crotch. :”Everything you said is right, can I go live now?”

Xiao Lingmin nodded happily:”Yeah, you have to work hard to pass the level. I’ll go to the live broadcast room to watch your performance, okay!” said After that, she ran out happily.

And Sao Zhu didn’t waste any more time.

He pulled the”Hu Shu Bao” stuck in his crotch.

Then put on VR glasses and logged into the game again

……………………….

(PS: I don’t know if you like this kind of light and funny style of writing?)

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