Dharma Ring: Selling dung beetles at the border

Not one? Wuming looked at the moon-like face of the Full Moon Queen, Hyde said I don't have any aesthetics. Is she ugly?

How is it possible? Lady Lenara is the most beautiful, with both talent and beauty! Milie said.

Then why doesn't anyone love her?

Milie sighed: What year is it now?

I don't know. Wuming was confused.

The Shattered War has brought too much damage to the border area. Milie said. Cuckoo has destroyed countless royal territories, and many people have died. Lord Lenora was killed when Lord Radagon became the King of Elden. Imprisoned in the academy, not many people in the outside world even know Lady Lenara.

Wuming thought for a moment:

What about the knight who guards the door for Full Moon? I think he really loves Queen Full Moon.

That is the knight who serves Lady Lenara. Milie said, How could she be his husband.

I've heard many stories, isn't it that the knight who protected the princess rescued the princess from the evil dragon and then took the princess away?

The knight saves the princess and guards the queen out of reverence, not the love between men and women. Milie said, If you tell the knights of Kalia like this, they will challenge you to a duel.

Those who love Full Moon... Wuming murmured in a low voice, thinking about the suitable candidate, I'll go to Kallia Stronghold.

The huge sword that braved the cold air burst out of the Kaliya Walled City, blasting Wuming out along with the broken wooden door.

Lani appeared at the door with a sword in both hands and a scepter in the other, her face gloomy.

Damn businessman, how long are you going to offend me? Lani's voice was trembling, Don't force me to use the hunting finger knife.

Wuming got up from the ground: Don't you love your mother?

Is that a kind of love? Lani swung Wuming's moonlight sword a few more times, and the wave blades froze several ice spikes on the ground, forcing Wuming to jump.

There's nothing I can do about it. The only people I can think of who love Man Yue are you kids. Wuming said, Lataen's mother-shy look, I knew I had to reject him without even looking for him. That Laka at the Shangri-La Residence If De is not good enough to contact me, you will be the only one left.

I will go back now to get the hunting knife. If you are still in my sight after I come back, I will carve you a wound that will never heal, and then send your caravan to the deepest abyss of the underground river.

Lani turned around and hurried upstairs, as if she was really going to get her taboo-filled cursed knife.

Wuming didn't want to offend Lani, so he left in despair.

No way. Wuming complained to Milie, Lani doesn't agree to go on a date with Man Yue.

Milie looked at Wuming silently: Sometimes I really can't tell whether you are really stupid or just pretending.

Let's be practical. Wuming was impatient, Can't you find anyone who likes Man Yue?

Millie looked at the oil painting by Wuming:

Can this hero really not be found?

Can't find it. Wuming said, You want him to date Full Moon?

Milie nodded: This is the most ideal candidate - if he is as perfect as your Excellency said.

But Wuming shook his head: No, don't say you can't find her. Even if you find her, you can't date the full moon.

A family man? Millie asked.

This is my baby! Mine! Wuming hugged the oil painting and turned it to another direction so as not to show it to Milie. Don't even think about occupying it when the moon is full!

A question mark appeared on Milie's neck.

Wuming leaned against the oil painting, looked at the oil painting, and then at the full moon, with a decisive tone:

In that case, let me do it.

Why are you here? Milie asked.

I'm here to go on a date with the full moon. Wuming said, It's just to heal the emotional pain.

No. This time it was Milie's turn to refuse, You have no love for Lady Lenara, please don't hurt her. You will not be able to get rid of Lady Lenara's obsession, and you will hurt her again.

Wuming shook his finger: Then you are wrong. I never wanted to be her. The most important thing is to bring her sanity back.

Milie was a little confused.

Wuming explained to him:

The mind of the full moon was like being on the moon before, so much happiness was flying freely. But then, she fell from the clouds. The higher she flew, the worse she fell. It directly smashed through her mind and fell to the eternal place. City. But just to restore her to a normal human mind - no need to lift her to the clouds again - just to bring her back to the ground.

Wuming glanced at the full moon:

With her talent, as long as she regains her normal mind, she still doesn't need to rely on men to maintain her sanity? She is the queen!

Milie was stunned for a while after hearing this:

What to do?

It's the same as discussed before, to cleanse her old memories. But you don't need a perfect hero.

Wuming patted his chest: I'll do it.

Milie still felt a little inappropriate, but Wuming seemed to be afraid of what he was going to say, so he focused on the oil painting and strangled him:

Okay, it's settled. You don't want to make things difficult for me. I just received a batch of orders for turtle neck meat. You don't want to sacrifice your old bacon not to the Queen of the Full Moon, but to someone you don't know. The faded man is a muscular man, right?”

Wuming made a decision and immediately started working on the Full Moon Queen's recovery plan.

The first thing is to calculate which items the Full Moon Queen sees will trigger memories. This is not difficult. Just observe the Full Moon Queen's expression and it is enough to judge.

For example, at first he was smiling kindly and rubbing the monkey's head, but when he saw the carriage, his expression turned resentful;

For example, he was rubbing the monkey's head with a friendly smile at first, but when he saw the big sword, his expression turned resentful;

For example, he was smiling happily and rubbing the monkey's head, but when he saw the pool, his expression turned resentful.

Why is it all me! Burke couldn't stand it anymore, Boss, can't you do the statistics yourself?

Wuming said sternly: You have to act as a stabilizer, and you can use it to distinguish the emotional changes of the full moon. Otherwise, she has been resenting her. How can I judge the specific reason why she is resentful? Besides, she keeps hitting her with the past. I won’t go back to my previous state of isolation.”

Wuming counted them for a long time, researching and thinking about how to start, and dye the same scene into happy memories.

The hardest part was the beginning, unable to find a fulcrum to pry Man Yue's heart out.

Man Yue is now in a state of confusion. It is useless to re-confess her love and propose marriage. She can't even understand what others are saying.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and every little thing can bring happiness. In other words, once you lose your heart, no matter how happy you are, it will no longer touch your heart.

Wuming tried various methods that Milie taught him, and crossed out each item in his notebook.

First, a method called wall-dong was tried, which required manually limiting Full Moon's activity space next to a wall.

Wuming smashed the wall, and Man Yue didn't even look at him. Wuming later wanted to study whether the material of the wall and the sound feedback were the reasons for the failure, but Milie stopped him.

Is it really not possible? Wuming said, I heard that sound can affect the soul. If I can make mahjong sounds when I bang on the wall, maybe the full moon will fall in love with me?

It's useless even if you knock out the dung beetle's blingbling sound. Milie's face was expressionless.

How are you sure that the full moon won't be moved when I make the blingbling sound? Wuming said, Anyway, my heart will be moved, and so will the immortals under me.

Milie just looked at him with a pair of dead fish eyes.

Okay, let's not try anymore. Wuming raised his hands in surrender.

But he was a little unwilling:

If I make every brick in the wall movable, I can knock out different sounds. As long as I knock fast enough, I can knock out a beautiful piece of music. Isn't it better than a single sound? good?

Wuming gestured and swung his fists quickly, the punches were so powerful that they even scratched Milie's head.

Milie buried his head in the shell: Forget it, try another method.

Wuming then brought the full moon to the Ionian swamps and asked insects to besiege him, putting both sides in danger. This takes advantage of what Millier calls the so-called drawbridge effect.

As a result, all the insect threads penetrated into Man Yue's body. Apart from a few painful groans, Man Yue didn't react at all.

It wasn't like she didn't react at all. Man Yue looked at the worm threads on her body and felt resentful again.

What does this remind you of Radagan again? Wuming took out a small notebook.

Maybe it's sewing. Burke guessed. I heard from Teacher Milie that Master Radagan is also proficient in sewing. I heard that Radagon's golden needles can even repair the clothes of demigods.

Burke sighed: That's great. I want to learn sewing more than magic.

There will be a chance. Wuming comforted Burke and led the two of them out of the Ionian swamp.

The suspension bridge effect failed, and Wuming tried to propose directly.

He found a ring from the treasure box in the college's big library, but no matter how he put it on Man Yue, which finger he put it on, and tried it on twenty fingers, it still didn't work.

Wuming tried to imitate Ladagan again, taking a bath in the pool, twisting while washing, looking back and smiling in the mist, attracting the full moon's gaze.

This time Man Yue responded, she turned her head away.

Boss, you'd better put on some clothes. Burke looked at Wuming, who was not wearing armor and could only be seen vaguely in the mist. It's too scary.

Wuming put on his armor, felt a little discouraged, and complained:

Milie's methods are useless and of no use. I think he only knows how to talk on paper and has never dated an old turtle.

Milie's method didn't work, so Wuming decided to find a way on his own.

The experiment was not without results. Although his heroic appearance in bathing and changing clothes did not attract Man Yue, she did move her eyes away.

It shows that it is still responsive to external stimulation.

Then just find the right way and proceed step by step.

We have to start with the happiness that she can perceive. Wuming turned to Burke and asked, Does Man Yue have any hobbies?

Burke's furry head was being squeezed tightly by the full moon, his eyes were squeezed and narrowed, and he pointed at himself with a sense of despair:

Probably this.

Full Moon picked up Burke who didn't resist and kissed him fiercely:

Good boy, good boy. A good boy like you was born to be eaten by his mother... Good boy, it's time to learn.

Wuming watched Burke being ravaged in Full Moon's hands and suddenly realized:

Yes, we can start with children.

Wuming made a simple cradle and little puppet out of wicker sticks. Then he made a swaddling cloth, wrapped the little puppet, and placed it in the cradle.

Wuming carried the basket and sang a lullaby as he walked and swayed.

He walked to Man Yue and glanced at Burke in her arms:

Sister, do you sell Jiehou?

Wuming was surprised to find that Man Yue finally responded.

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While Wuming was running around the world relying on his teleportation array and perfect logistics system, Du Juan finally came to the academy.

As a covenant ally of the Academy, Dujuan holds many keys.

Accompanying Lewis were two cuckoo knights, both of whom were well-equipped soldiers and well-equipped.

They hold large cuckoo shields and have extremely high defense against magic. Whether it is Calia or the academy, it will be difficult to face them.

Entering the academy, the chaos that the cuckoos imagined did not come.

Although there was a strong smell of blood in the air, it had faded away.

I couldn't see the scene of magicians fighting each other as Wuming said.

Is that boy lying to us? said the Cuckoo Knight.

Just ask. Lewis smiled and walked into the academy with his head held high.

The temperament of a mercenary and a gangster was incompatible with the academy, and the three of them were quickly invited into a classroom by the academy.

Haimo Classroom is a classroom for peace fighters. This classroom is also a classroom where Du Juan has had close communication recently.

Lewis entered the Highmore classroom and looked at the Highmore stone cover hanging high in the classroom and the portraits of outstanding talents from the Highmore classroom.

The peace-loving Ping Zhan people are the ones who support Dujuan the most, and even voted for us to go out during the broken war. Lewis laughed, Ping Zhan?

We have our own way of pursuing peace, and exploration cannot be hidden behind the door. The leader of Haimo Classroom walked out, wearing shabby clothes and a large pointed hood.

You're behind the door now, Lewis said.

Apparently, the war has spread into the academy, Chief Highmore said.

I heard something, but when I came in, I found it was quite peaceful. Lewis said, Have you made things 'even'?

No, the current peace is a sign of more danger. Leader Haimo said, Se Lian is back.

That disaster in the academy? Lewis heard about it.

The Origin Sect has too much influence in the academy and its reputation is too fierce. The apprentices are afraid that fighting will arouse Se Lian's interest, so they no longer fight. Leader Haimo said, You came at the right time, Se Lian is your new mission.

I heard that Se Lian is an immortal witch. Lewis said.

It's different now, Chief Haimo said. The stars have begun to move again, and Se Lian's fate has also begun to flow. She can be killed.

Why don't you do it yourself? You should have defeated her before, right? Lewis said.

Se Lian is here on behalf of the caravan for peace talks. It's hard for us to take action. Leader Haimo said, And she hasn't started to spread the theory of origins since she returned. Some apprentices who are not familiar with her have forgotten her. A bad nature. But I know that she will definitely become addicted to Origin again, and we must get rid of her as soon as possible.

Lewis knocked on the scabbard on his waist: I am also here for peace talks. I was personally invited by the businessman. Is it appropriate for me to assassinate him?

You are a cautious person. Leader Highmore said, Will you only bring two people with you to the academy?

Lewis laughed:

As expected of my old boss, okay, I'll take over this task.

Are you bringing enough people? Leader Haimo said, I can provide some help.

No need, I already have enough help. Lewis said, I have to agree with you on one thing. Those real big shots will never be encountered in your life unless you go out.