Diablo Destruction

"Come and eat, I'm very confident in my cooking." Seeing me holding a bread crumb without words, Princess Wannian seemed to think I was moved by her sincerity, so I urged.

I tried to use my thumb and index finger to pick up a grain, rubbing it with both fingers, and found that it couldn't be crushed, I was shocked!

Be sure to teach me this craft that can make breadcrumbs as hard as diamonds.

Perhaps, this guy's cooking skills may really be god-level or maybe, at least I don't think Villas can do it, both in terms of boredom and bad-heartedness.

"It's rare that you gave such a hearty gift, but I have nothing good to entertain. It's better to share it with everyone." I handed it back with a smile.

"You are the owner, please first."

"No no no, you are a guest, please first."

We looked at each other fiercely in the air for a while, and we unanimously said: "Ok, let's eat together!"

That kind of momentum seems to be the same.

Each pinched a piece of breadcrumbs and sent them to his mouth, each staring at the other's eyes deadly, fearing that the other party would cheat.

Huh, I have even seen the little ghost noodle soup with diamond powder, and I'm still afraid of a little rusks?

Heart sneered. Seeing the princess Wannian stuffing the rusks in her mouth, I am not willing to be outdone. I put a crunch in my mouth and bite hard, let it burst, my little universe, diamond stars, break me! ! !

With a bang, I rolled around with my teeth covered.

"Stupid monkey is stupid monkey, hahahaha~~~"

Wannian princess who made a mockery like a queen. Laugh till the end. There was also a mournful sound covering her mouth.

"It's too careless, originally thought that this artifact-level organ body can be used"

"What the **** are you putting in there!" I jumped angrily. Shaking her shoulders. It is even harder than diamonds. Was your terrible grudge added to it?

"How could you tell the stupid monkey." The Wannian princess covered her mouth with tears in her eyes, looking very pitiful. Still sternly said.

"Okay, okay, you two." Ten-year-old peacemaker Tiya, intervening between me and Wan-nian princess, separates the two of us.

"Today's celebration banquet, don't make trouble."

"Celebrating the banquet?" I looked at Tia in a puzzled way, celebrating something, and how I had never heard of it.

Tia showed a regretful look like "Ah, bad, accidentally exposed".

"I seem to smell the air of conspiracy." With the pipe in his mouth, I showed my deep eyes, as if I could see through the heart.

Of course, in fact, you can’t even wear clothes, which is really a pity.

"This and that" Tiabi painted his hands and feet, and this and that kept looking at other girls for help.

The Wannian princess carried her small hand in a guilty face and turned her head away. The other girls either shouted in their mouths and were busy, returned to the tent to deal with the mistakes, or cleaned the spotless ground, or It's just learning unknown knowledge, or pretending to drink lightly and practice swordsmanship.

I said you are enough for Princess Sanwu, and I can tolerate everything except you! Tear the manuscript! Tear the manuscript!

At the moment when all the betrayals and departed from each other, Tia's back was pale and petrified, as if flashing through these large characters, the taste was so cool.

"Huh, have you all been here so early?" Just then, a familiar, unexpected voice suddenly sounded.

Looking back, isn't it our princess the bear man, the majestic Emperor Wu Mo of the emperor Wu Mo?

"Bear tower, Tia, what are you two doing?" She asked curiously when she was at a loss to see Tia in front of me.

"That's it, Tia is explaining to me about the celebration of the banquet, and I'm afraid I'll make a mistake." My eyes gurgled, and before Tia, I pretended to look like everything, if nothing happened. Said.

"Celebrating the banquet? Didn't you say that you had to prepare it without the bear tower? When was it exposed?" The honest and simple Master Wudi asked him without hesitation.

The moment she spoke, all the girls made an unbearable look.

The clever and intelligent Emperor Wudi immediately reacted, turned around, and looked at me with dissatisfied eyes: "Bear Tower, made me a bad person."

But after a pause, she stood upright and shook her head: "However, there is indeed something wrong with you."

"It's just that there is nothing to hide from this kind of thing." I nodded again and again.

"I discussed it with everyone and wanted to surprise Fanfan."

Tia explained on the side that she was wronged, and it was indeed her idea, I guessed it. Among the girls, it was this Hradik girl who loved to create excitement.

"I kindly received it, yes, is it a feast to celebrate my return?" I touched Tia's head, gestured well, and didn't cry. As a result, Tia's claws flew up and pinched his nose.

"Ah, yes, that's it." The Wannian Princess, who has always been against me, replied unexpectedly and honestly, but the next words are not very pleasant.

"To celebrate the camp's new species, the first stupid monkey on the mainland."

"Who is it? Which female monkey is the one wearing white clothes and hanging a thin sword?" I was unwilling to show my weakness, so I pretended to be confused and looked away from time to time.

"Okay, okay, you two." Tia interrupted me and Princess Wannian again, and interjected.

"It's exactly what Fan Fan said, it's a banquet to celebrate your return."

"It turns out so." I hugged my chest with both hands and nodded deeply. Suddenly his sad eyes appeared.

"It's just the other people. I didn't expect you to learn badly from Velas. I cheated on everyone together. Velas, I misunderstood you. This family can't stay. I'm running away from home. I'm going out. Don’t persuade you."

After that, put on the old cloak of the traveler. Put on a cape hat. Turn around and leave.

"Huh huh? I whih~~~ Me too~~~" Velas was startled, his broom in his hand fell to the ground, and soon he burst into tears and flew up in desperation. Embrace your husband.

"I'm sorry. Lord. I beg you, I'm wrong, don't go. Stay here~~~" said, lifting up the black eyes with tears flashing, and the little buttocks as if there was a furry little The dog's tail kept shaking and begging.

Wow, now Velas, bursting out, under the cloak hat, I almost sprout nosebleed.

Other girls shook their heads helplessly again.

Which third-rate family stage comedy is this? Velas is too good to cheat.

Just when I was content, ready to end, and comfort my cute and adorable puppy, Velas, suddenly, an uninvited guest came.

"What? Wu Wu is going to run away from home?" An exaggerated exclaimed sound rang out, and the three figures rushed together with lightning ghosts, unable to wait, squeezing Velas away, and surrounded me.

"Good to say, every man must have at least one trip of his own in his life, to cleanse his soul and to perceive life." Lal looked at me shiningly, pointing into the distance, like a life tutor.

I think it's more important for you to travel to Uncle Lar, to start a new life!

"When it comes to traveling, I think of the winter of that year." Doug the big mouth suddenly became a sad poet with a scumbag, and whispered.

"It was a snowy night. Our two brothers, and Brother Lal, were scarred and fled from Andalil’s palace. [It’s only one step away, it’s only one step away from knocking her down, bastard], Brother Lal was unwilling to hammer hard, and Tiger Eyes shed two strings of sad and tearful heroes.

"Brother, we are old, even though our heart is not old, but our body is old, and we no longer have the stamina when we were young. If we were ten years younger, Doug said sadly just now."

"[Missing this time, our body will only get older and older, and there is no chance to challenge]. Although I am very reluctant, but I have to admit this fact, the hero is lame, and the years are not forgiving."

In a few words, Doug outlined the tragic atmosphere of the failure of the three late heroes to challenge Andariel, as if it really happened.

"However, although we are old, our hearts are still not dead. We can't do it, so we pin our hopes on the next generation. At this moment, we heard the baby's weak crying from afar, and ran to the direction of the sound, In the wet lush grass, I saw a crying baby boy."

"This must be the hope God has given us, with a white stubble face, as if suddenly the elder Brother Lal, who is fifty years old, glows with joy and excitement on his face, as if he is ten years younger."

Hey, isn’t it 30 years old?

"Three of us, three hands, held the baby in the grass high above our heads. In the pouring rain, a flash of lightning passed through, illuminating the baby boy's face, which is strange to say, this roaring lightning, even adulthood Everyone has to be scared when they see it, but the baby boy who has been crying sees this lightning, but smiles with tears, and even reaches out a young hand to catch the lightning."

"Son of Lightning!!! Brother Elal shouted excitedly, and we also shouted. Although the three of us failed, the Dark Continent was in disappointment and despair, but now, at least a glimmer of hope can be retained."

Not to mention that the three of you used to be the last hope of the dark continent.

"As if our roar had been fulfilled, a day-time lightning flashed again in the night sky, and then the baby boy" Doug glared, as if under this lightning, the baby called the son of lightning, What new changes have taken place.

"Suddenly grown up and become a savior?" I looked at him coldly and combined my own experiences. It is estimated that Doug wanted to compile such a story.

"No, the baby was struck to death by lightning." Doug shook his head and bowed his head sadly. "We all blame us for raising him too high. Alas~~~"

Everyone: ""

This year's coldest joke is definitely this.

Even comrades Lal and Geoff, who had lived and died for decades, couldn't help but a cold goose bump appeared, and they kept a distance from Douglas, saying they didn't know this guy.

"All in all, you guys travel quickly! Travel! Give me back my baby girl!" Lal suddenly spit at me angry.

"How could you succeed, you unscrupulous father, Sarah, I will take good care of my life, don't worry about you!"

"Take care of your whole life? You **** said take care of your whole life? Who made my baby girl cry all these times!" Lal suddenly grabbed my shirt with red eyes and shook it desperately. It is not clear whether it is serious or acting.

"But" he suddenly let go. Patted me on the shoulder, and in a stunned expression, I said a little lightly.

"Just come back."

After he finished speaking, he ran to Sarah. Going to show off his father's dignity.

"Brother Lar. This guy is occasionally cool." Doug whispered behind his back.

"No wonder you can stalk Lisa's sister-in-law." Jeff nodded sharply.

"Shall we give it a try?"

"How to try?"

"Shooting under the beach in the sunset. At the same time, I fell down at the same time, looked up at the sky with a swollen nose and a turned face. I smiled and looked at each other." I suggested aside, let's go for the **** routine.

"Sounds good." The two barbarians were seriously considering.

"But what about the audience? There must always be an audience in order to be attracted."

"And, beware of troublemakers." Geoff stared sharply.

"Troublemaker?"

"Sunset, by the sea."

"Sunset by the sea" Suddenly, Doug and I shivered coldly.

How can I forget these two goods?

Think about it, the two people who are fighting under the sunset beach, waving the passion of the young blood brothers, were suddenly robbed, and a naked body flew past the two, not far away, another person was in Looking forward, what would happen if you take your pants off and pee against the ocean sunset.

Even if the scene is changed to the morning, some people will take the golden rooster independent posture on the side for morning exercises.

The special hobby of the sheep mule squad has been deeply rooted in people's hearts and turned into a nightmare. The women in the camp recently went to the river to wash their clothes, and they must be guarded to protect them.

Sister Lina, you should think about it again, and get rid of Gault.

Shaking his head sadly, thinking of these three goods, there was no interest, and Doug and Gefu also gave up their plans to pretend to be cool.

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here, but no, the person hasn't arrived yet, a strong animal breath comes in.

"Hahahahaha, I said it would be fine to come early. Look, everyone is already there." Gott's classic smirk passed over.

"Boss is wise!" Mi Shan, who solemnly pulled back the forgotten trouser chain, and Khan, who did not forget to walk and practice earlier than the hands and feet, shined.

"We are sheep! Mule! Chicken! Brave! Those! Small! Team!"

"Okay~www.ltnovel.com~ You can leave." A fireball hit and three figures flew out, replaced by Sister Lina, who rushed over here, hugged her passionately and touched her head .

"Little Brother Wu, I'm sorry. There are so many things in these days. I haven't had time to greet you. It's clear that I will come back from the world of hell. I have heard that it is really not easy. It must have gone through the hardship of nine deaths."

With a choked voice, Karina, the heart of the big and strong big sister, couldn't help but wipe the corners of her eyes.

"Then Lina, I just came back from a circle in hell. Really, I didn't lie to you. I also went through a life of nine deaths."

Goth, who was blown to the ground by a fireball, spit out a black smoke, and raised his head as if exhausting his last effort, and stretched out his hand toward Wei trembling here.

"It's okay to be fine." Sister Lina hugged tighter, throwing another fireball in a certain direction.

Gott Gorilla to the Kingdom of Heaven, go all the way on Hell Road.

To be continued)