Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2185: Make you constipated for a lifetime
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"Your stupid ghost, isn't it good to use ordinary methods, do you like biting so much?" I kissed the smell of the little ghost's mouth clean, and I rubbed her face with one hand and said.
"Well, this saintly girl likes it, Xiaofan can't control it." Little Ghost did something forever.
"I counted on you, but it's better to use less treatment, if the wound can heal itself."
Although the healing effect is quick, the actual effect is to catalyze its own vitality for treatment, so if the injury is not serious, it is best not to use the healing method if it can heal itself, especially the adventurer The physical constitution is good, the recovery speed of injury is fast, and there is no need to save a little time to receive therapeutic treatment. Of course, it is another matter in battle.
"This Saint Girl's use is not ordinary healing techniques, it is pure Holy Power, and it will not cause damage to Xiaofan's vitality at all." Little Ghost responded this way.
"Oh? Sounds like something that has been lost for a long time. What is the difference from ordinary healing?" Listening to her, my interest came.
"In fact, this kind of treatment is the true essence of healing techniques, and now the healing techniques in the priest's supplementary skills are just simplified versions." Xiao Youling thought about it. Explain it in terms that my IQ can understand.
"The Holy See was prosperous and had a large population. The number of people who needed treatment every day was innumerable. The priests were too busy, and the divine power in the body could not support them to perform treatment all day, so the current simplified version was born. A little divine power relies on the vitality of the wounded to heal the wound. Such a priest can heal more people. Especially during the war, this simple treatment is more popular, and gradually replaced the original over time. Treatment."
"This simple treatment is worse than lazy treatment." I can't help vomiting when listening to Xiao Youling's history of changes in this treatment.
"There is no way. With pure healing techniques, a low-level priest can only treat one or two people a day. With simple healing techniques, he can treat twenty or thirty people a day. You said which one would you choose during the war? No more, what do you care about damaging vitality." Xiao Youling rolled her pretty eyes at me. Express serious contempt for my IQ.
"Okay, I was wrong. Has this treatment been lost now?"
"Almost, I don’t know if there is any relevant information in Little Akara, but even if it is available. During this period, it is not very useful. It is still more convenient for simple treatment, and the effect is not bad after in-depth optimization, and it also hurts people. "Small." When it comes to professional-related things, the little saint's mouth can't stop.
"Okay, I know. I'm going to be treated by Madame Saint, but I don't have to use that way." I was dazzled by the little ghost's professional lines and could only beckon to surrender.
"Stupid Xiaofan knows what, the tongue is more sensitive than fingers, and can control the penetration of Shengli more evenly. You think that the saint likes to bite your dirty ham hand." Xiao Youling glanced at me.
"I was moved by Bai just now, and I was moved." I was furious.
"Come on, this saint is to want Xiaofan to be grateful for a lifetime, a few lifetimes, a few dozen lifetimes."
"It's too long. I will definitely change roles in my next life. It's your turn to be my maid to serve me!" I can't bear it. Will the next generation be the maid's knight of this little maid? This is simply... it's actually pretty good to think about it.
"Wow! This straightforward tone, as if you had done the duty of a maid knight to this lady." The little ghost looked at me troubledly, and his eyes said that you have not waited for me in your life and wanted me. Serve you next life? There are no doors.
Little ghost and I started fierce vomiting and discussion for the master and slave of this life and the next and the next. No one wants to let anyone, poor divine exorcism realm, as an artifact, so forgotten No one cares in the corner.
For a while, I was defeated by a little saint with a black belly and a sharp tooth and a sharp mouth. When I wanted to find an excuse to change the subject, I remembered this product. My eyes turned: "Oh, forget the artifact. ."
"Wow! This saint is obviously about to win a big victory, and the despicable Xiaofan even turned to the topic." Little ghost is not a person who will be easily attracted by the words of the artifact. She still clings to the topic just now and swears I want to be my master from generation to generation.
"Well... you look at the artifact first, and if you can get rid of that thing, I can't think of continuing to serve you in my next life." I forced to continue to turn the topic to the artifact.
"Okay." The small ghost overbearingly pulled my left hand, forcing me and her to hook my fingers, and then quickly picked up the holy exorcism realm and bowed his head.
Huh, the holy exorcism realm that can be controlled by more than a dozen two-winged angels, just because you have a little saint now, and you want to study and use it immediately, it is the first of the ten best jokes this year.
"There are a lot of victories to control it." Sure enough, after a while, Xiaoyou frowned, making me laugh, but she studied the clues after a while, and it was not bad, she could win a big red flower.
The next moment, my smile stiffened on my face.
"However, it is not impossible to barely control, as long as this Saint Girl is given some time to study."
"Come on... What a joke, you can't manipulate your current strength at all." I stuttered and looked suspiciously at the little ghost. She shouldn't forcefully brag in order to let me be her servant for the rest of my life. Right.
"Humph, this saint has this." Little ghost's little hands, a diamond-shaped diamond appeared in her bright and clean hands, it was Audi's twin diamonds, the saint's little partner.
"I completely forgot!" I slapped my forehead. Regret almost wanted to hit the wall.
My unimportant head, when I was going to hand over the divine exorcism field to the little ghost at first. I wondered if she could replace those two-winged angels with the follower holy diamond to manipulate the divine exorcism field. After a while, she forgot to be clean.
Is this a little ghost conspiracy? I have been shifting the topic just now, just to pull things around in order to make my brain storage space explode and have to selectively forget something.
Horrible, if this is the case, then this little saint is definitely better than Brother Kong Ming.
The more I regret it. The little ghost is more proud, and can't wait to go back and study the sacred exorcism field, as soon as possible to determine the matter of my next life as her servant.
"Wait, won't you help me?" I'm really afraid that this genius little maiden will understand the divine exorcism field in a blink of an eye, and can only delay the time with a cheek, just after a while, just You can call yourself amnesia. Forget this, anyway, I often have intermittent convulsions and amnesia. I am embarrassed to say that I am the protagonist without losing amnesia several times this year.
"Xiaofan wouldn't allow me to bite." Little Ghost murmured dissatisfiedly. How would she know my little idea for the old man and wife for many years.
"It doesn't matter if you don't bite, it's almost okay." I smirked bravely at the ghost and kissed her cherry lips. Vague voice.
"Isn't it a double benefit with this treatment?"
"Big pervert, Xiaofan." The little ghost, who couldn't help being kissed, said vaguely, but there was no protest, so he sprang the tongue out naturally. Let me **** the Holy Power from above.
After a few minutes, the little ghost suddenly looked up. " " opened the mouth: "Okay, today's share is enough, too much Holy Power will also make a mistake."
"Oh, is this enough?" I am quite reluctant to continue to pull the little ghost and kiss.
"Woo~~~ obviously enough." Little Ghost protested vaguely.
"Well, so next is advertising time."
"How can there be such a long advertisement!"
"Sorry, I am a profiteer."
The kiss was dim and dark until I heard the footsteps of other girls approaching, I let go of the little ghost that was already weak and let her return to the necklace.
"Ah~~~" This energetic and energetic greet, I don't need to look back to know who it is, who can be except Tia, Princess Hladik?
"Come? Let's do it." Smiling at the little girl Tia, the thief peeped her head in from the door and glanced at me. Seeing that I kept beckoning to let her in, the little girl smiled happily. Trotting came up and sat down beside the bed.
But then, another figure made me pull the face of the elder.
This book, Na, really does not dissipate. She can always be seen where Tia girl appears.
"Wow!!" As soon as Princess Wannian entered the door, when she saw my unhappy expression, she suddenly screamed.
"What's the fuss about?" Knowing her conspiracy, I couldn't help but scold.
"What exactly did the idiot monkey get hurt, how did the monkey's buttocks grow on his face?" Princess Wannian attacked with a poisonous tongue.
"Whose **** has a long face!" I set the table back then.
"Otherwise, how about an expression of constipation?"
"It's because of seeing you, seeing you like this, anyway, giving me a little self-knowledge!"
"It's because of me that the idiot monkey is constipated?"
"Yes, yes, that's right." I stared at Wannian Princess with a boo-boo sound, trying to make her retreat.
"It turns out so." Princess Wannian lowered her head, as if feeling sad.
Is it... I said too much? After all, she is also a girl, with a slender side, not a big-hearted guy like Seattlek, who can spit out the tongue with unbridled poison,
Thinking of this, I regret it.
Just then, Princess Wannian suddenly looked up and said, "I found it."
It turned out that this product kept its head down, looking for something in the inventory, bastard! ! !
Then, I saw the princess Wannian took out a roll of paper and unfolded it. Seeing that my room owner didn't exist, I walked to the wall, and stuck this piece of paper firmly on the wall, facing the bedside. Side, let me see when I open my eyes.
When Princess Wannian gave way, seeing the piece of paper on the wall, I almost spit out old blood.
The painting above turned out to be a bust of the princess Wannian. Like the one I posted on the side of the bed when I was still in the original world.
"It's constipation for a lifetime." Princess Wannian seemed to have done an amazing thing, and wiped her clean white forehead like hard. Turning back, smiling at me with a thumbs up.
Mu Zoukai, Biozarai!
I gritted my teeth and stared at Princess Wannian, wishing to pull off my right arm, but also got off the bed and rushed to tear the piece of drawing paper to pieces.
"Okay, okay, don't quarrel as soon as you see each other, get along with it kindly." Tia, the peacemaker, was intrigued. When it came out wonderful, when it came to the future, seeing me and Wan Wannian stared at each other as if they had a feud to kill their father and win the base. The bright smile on her face remained the same, and the soft tone of the kindergarten teacher softly addressed us Appeased.
"It's okay to get along peacefully, as long as she can tear off the painting, we can still be a stranger." I pointed to the bust of Benja who was directly opposite the wall. Say it bluntly.
"Eh? Why? This is Nana's elaborate work of the night." Tia blinked at me puzzledly.
Painted all night?
I couldn't help but look at the portrait more. Indeed, the more I look at it, the better the painting is. It's better than the exquisite posters of the world, but I can't bear it!
"Nana heard that Fan Fan was injured and was very worried. She wanted to visit you all the time, and she didn't know what gift to send. Finally she drew such a picture." Tiya continued to break the news.
This time it was Wan Niannian’s face that turned black: "Tia, don’t talk nonsense, which eye do you see me wanting to give a gift to a monkey? Anyway. Even if it was, it would be a basket of banana peels."
"I saw it in both eyes. Nana secretly got up late last night and lay on the table until the morning."
Tia continued to smile with innocence and brilliance, saying that this smile made Princess Nana quite discouraged and could not refute. The so-called one thing one thing, probably this is the reason.
"I dumped you on a banana peel bastard!" I was so angry that I didn't hear what Tia said just now, and after listening to Princess Wannian's request to send me a basket of banana peels, I was furious, even if it was Gault. Orangutans do not have such tragic treatment, at least bananas, so it really makes no sense.
"Really, why can't you two be frank?" Seeing me and Princess Wannian glared again, Tia sighed and shook her head helplessly.
"Nana, sit down and stop bullying Fanfan." She beckoned her girlfriends first.
"Who bullied anyone? Every puppet princess wants to bully me? Jokes." I was suddenly unhappy when I heard it.
"Forget it, staying with this stupid monkey for a long time, I am afraid that the IQ will drop, and go first." Wan Nian princess did not reluctantly counterattack, but turned and left, the movement was clean and neat, the back was quite so A little bright and heroic.
Watching the Wannian Princess leave, the little girl turned back, and hey and charming smiled and looked at me.
"Little girl, you laugh so stupidly." I couldn't help flicking her forehead, and I laughed.
"Woo~~~ Fanfan bullied people, as soon as Nana was away, she immediately pretended to be an adult." Little Tia covered her forehead and looked at me with dissatisfaction.
But before waiting for me to say anything, the next moment, she immediately forgave me, her smile was more vibrant, and she was a little charming, and I felt warm in my heart and became more energetic. I wish I could go out with this little girl. Bounce around and have fun.
"How is Fanfan's hand?" I remember remembering that I was visiting the hospital. Girl Tia sat by the bed and tried to move closer to my arm to take a look.
"Fortunately ~www.ltnovel.com~ You can probably transform into a bear man in a few days, and the recovery will be faster."
"Really?" The little girl was full of curiosity, her delicate nose shrugged, and sniffed for a while.
"Is Linya made the ointment?"
"Ok."
"That's it." Tia suddenly lost.
"What's wrong?" I squeezed gently on her face, asking curiously.
"I also brought the ointment, but since Linya did it, even." Tia lowered her head and muttered in frustration.
"Whatever it is, if it's more effective, of course it's yours." I said angrily and funny.
"Is it really possible? Will Linya be angry?"
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