Diablo Destruction

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I pretended to read a book, but looked at Beya and Crystal from the corner of my eye. I was completely attracted by the two idiots. ︾︾,

One of Princess Beja's dating manuals, a sincere friendly smile will never be dismissed.

With his little hands on his back, Beja came to the crystal step by step, showing a smile. I looked at it from a distance, and I had to sigh. It was a flawless smile. I couldn't see the slightest hypocrisy, and there was no reluctance, full Full of sincerity and sincerity, melting people's hearts, it is only at this time that I can deeply feel that this girl is a princess after all, and has received good training in princess etiquette.

It's just, why have you been reluctant to show me such a friendly smile? If you smile at me like this at the beginning, maybe we are already good friends of [one tall and one short] and [one large and one small].

It is a pity that, in addition to showing the abrupt counseling attribute in front of the dead dog, in front of anyone, the crystal is a proud dragon, not to mention that she does not know that Beya is an elven princess, even if she knows it, there will probably not be What it feels like.

Therefore, facing Beya's initiative to greet a friendly smile, he was punished to stand for a crystal that couldn't move, twisting his neck hard and turning his face aside, completely ignoring Beja's smile.

As a result, when she twisted her neck and turned her head, the water tank on her head that was firmly on her head, without exception, crooked and crashed. Not only did the crystal splash water, the water tank was also broken.

"Crystal." There was a gentle voice that frightened Crystal from the room. As for the real owner, I am not, neither Akara nor Velas. Therefore, the crystal dragon is proud and does not dare to show it to the girls, especially in front of Velas.

"Find another tank for yourself, and pay a penalty of two hours."

Velas is gentle, but in the face of the destruction of the hall, she sewed the crystals stitch by stitch, and the affectionate clothes were ruthlessly destroyed. Such a fact shocked. Let Velas make up her mind to say anything this time, and give Crystal a stern lesson. Crystal is still a child, and she is not as clever and sensible as Cyrus Aculus, but too indulgent in her words. If you become a bad boy, your sins will be even greater.

"Yes. Yes, Crystal obeyed."

Dejectedly twisting his wet clothes. Look at the fragment of the water tank on the ground. Crystal raised his head and glared at Beja with his angry eyes, and his eyes were filled with a message-it was all because of this guy, because this guy was only fined for two hours. Clothes are also extremely uncomfortable when wet.

Plan a battle failed. And it turned out to be self-defeating. The crystal, which had zero favorability with Beja, fell to a negative number.

No... It doesn't matter, the second of Princess Beja's dating manual, the fastest way to increase friendship. Find a common enemy!

Beya comforted herself secretly and stepped forward again, coughing a few times.

"Water...crystal, can I call you crystal?"

Crystal head sternly said that she was seriously disdainful. If she could not be punished and could not move, she might have grinned at Beiya's teeth, but the result was a bang and the water tank fell off.

I:"……"

Stupid crystal dragon.

The frustrated Beya bought ten large jars in one breath, and finally he was able to talk well.

"It's really worthless for you, Crystal." The conversation continued, and Beja began her plan b.

This time, the crystal study was good, and he kept turning his head to Beya, and ignored it.

"Obviously, the fool Wu and Leona caused you, but you have to bear it, didn't you?" Beya continued, really wit me, not only comforted the crystal, but also led her hatred value to the common enemy, fool Wu.

Unexpectedly, Crystal didn't appreciate it at all, but became even more angry. He turned back and yelled at Beya Dragon's roar: "It is not allowed to say bad things about Sister Leona's head, and by the way, it is not allowed to say bad things about the owner."

Am I just passing by? Isn't the dead dog's status as good? Very crystal, I wrote down your sentence.

The result was a snap, and the moment the crystal turned back, the poor water tank suffered again.

Beja: "..."

crystal:"……"

Beya raised the water tanks arranged in a row next to it, silently handed it up, and Crystal did not refuse, and then took the water tank and put it on his head silently.

If plan b fails, are Leona and idiot Wu also taboo? This is difficult, but I have other options.

Princess Beja's handover of the third part of the code, looking for common interests.

"Crystal, what do you usually do?"

Crystal ignored it.

"What are your hobbies?"

"..."

"Who do you usually play with?"

"Do you like to beat Wu Wu?"

Hey, hello, is it one of your interests to beat me? Very good, be careful of your **** afterwards

Beja's rare patience, no matter how Crystal ignored her, she continued to ask sentence by sentence until Crystal was impatient.

"You're wordy!"

Slam...

Beja handed it silently to the water tank, and Crystal took it silently.

The fourth of Princess Beja’s dating rules, a warm hug is the best way to dissolve each other’s frozen membranes (learned from the nasty Tia girl, who seems to have made the fool Wu succumb to these shameless methods) .

"Crystal hug."

Slam...

Beja handed it silently to the water tank, and Crystal took it silently.

Princess Beja’s fifth dating rule. Occasional funnyness can promote friendship (I never learned from Fanny who is a man or a woman, is it funny? It is indeed a big challenge for the noble Highness). )

"A group of deer is going to cross the river, but there are countless crocodiles in the river, but in the end, the group of deer still crossed the river smoothly, and there are no fewer, why?"

Crystal closed her eyes and made a look of disdain, but her mouth made a subconscious voice. Seems to think hard.

Fool, they crossed the bridge, from the bridge!

"Because the herds of deer are druids, it's funny, hahaha."

"..." The coldest joke this year was born.

"Puff puff... actually... it turned out to be a druid, ha ha ha." Crystal even smiled. This year's lowest laughing character is born!

The result was a smile, a bang...

Beja handed it silently to the water tank, and Crystal took it silently. It won't work at all. If you go on like this, Crystal's hatred value will only increase and increase. I think you are deliberately making trouble, so that she can't be punished.

Even when I watched it, I was a little anxious, perhaps because I felt a bit sorry for Beja from the bottom of my heart and hoped that she could have a good friend to play with her. Because her good friend Tiya has been robbed by me.

However, what happened to my eye-popping happened. Afterwards, because of Bey’s various strangeness, I don’t know who taught her the idea. The water tank on the crystal head fell again several times, breaking a smash, two People are just like this. A cylinder.

Has friendship slowly developed?

I was stunned and only heard of panda diplomacy. But haven’t heard of water tank diplomacy, the friendship that was born from the water tank, how does this make me vomit?

Cough, in short, anyway, Crystal finally began to slowly take care of Beiya, and because the IQ of the two are similar. They all share common naive stupidity, they can always talk stupid things together, find a common stupid language, and their characters seem to fit better than Tia.

It’s amazing, Princess Beja. What a terrific water tank diplomacy.

It’s just that I still don’t understand why Beja has such patience and perseverance in the face of the crystal. In any case, he wants to be a good friend to the other party. For me and Tia, this guy is always proud and charming. , Open teeth dance claws.

Could it be that Tia and I got along with her in a wrong way? Will it be as cold as crystal to let Beja take the initiative to show upside down? It seems a bit reasonable. I don't care, Tia's enthusiasm has indeed been more arrogant and cold response from Beya.

Blind monk, I seem to have found Hua!

"Hey, stupid Wu, I want to hang out with Crystal. You can talk to Sister Velas and relieve Crystal's punishment."

While thinking about these moments, Beiya suddenly came over and said to me, it seems that she is also working hard to enhance the friendship with the crystal. She came just right, let me experiment.

I took a gesture of holding my chest with both hands, washed my chin and proudly lifted it, and slammed Beya in the back of the head with a cold: "I will go and say to Velas, but don’t get me wrong, I didn’t go for you. Velas pleads."

A breeze of late autumn blew past, chilling and quiet.

"Hug... sorry, it seems that I didn't come? It was originally planned to discuss something with Lena, ah ha ha ha, sorry, I'm sorry to disturb you."

Karina, who happened to see this scene, took a stiff pace, turned around mechanically, and left step by step.

Wait... wait, this is a misunderstanding! ! !

Looking back at Beya, I hope she can clarify, unexpectedly, Beya is like holding her body in the deep winter, holding her body tightly, and her teeth are still trembling.

"I always thought that stupid Wu is just a stupid and a pervert. It turns out that I have always misunderstood, you are just a simple disgusting pervert!"

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!"

"Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!ssssd-sick-sick-and-neck-go-soon trace.

I:"……"

Huh, this way the world is clean, and I am really clever. I deliberately made a disgusting gesture and harassed these two stupid people who had harassed me all day, and easily passed away.

The corner of my mouth gently lifted, and I smiled the winner. I laid down gracefully and calmly, sucked in a big sip of juice, and picked up the book that was next to me. From now on, I would be a beautiful man reading a book quietly.

But, why is there always a hot, wet feeling on the cheeks, lingering?

The news I called out to summon my friends was still useful. Before the night came, there were already guests coming from afar.

"Cousin Meow, Fini got your warm call, and immediately rushed over to meow." Old and far away, the fake mother Fanny has been beckoning to me constantly, just like a cousin who has been missing for many years.

Gee, I should have guessed that she would arrive first.

The Greenwood Bar Maid Trio is not like everyone else. They have a fixed place of work, so it’s a matter of course to receive the news first.

"Miaohaha, it was a disaster. In fact, I received the news from my cousin two hours ago. It could have been faster. I came over immediately, but the boss said that Bess and Oona wouldn’t even work if I dared Just hang me on the signboard in front of the store and dry it."

Fini smiled heartily and squinted at me with a victory gesture.

No... won't you feel the slightest sorrow for yourself when you hear this? Feel the unfair treatment of society, and the gap in credit and personality.

"Sorry, Elder Fan, the three of us are here to harass you again." Oona saluted me slightly and smiled amiably. As long as Fanny was not involved, the lily girl was always gentle and polite, just like a well-cultivated deep bosom Missy.

"Elder... Elder, I... I'm here too... I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Bess bowed her head slightly, and let the bangs straight down her forehead to cover the small half of her face firmly, and the small black charcoal covered the eyes, just to not expose the identity of the night devil and prevent her from seeing her eyes. People fall into the confusion of Night Demon, why does Bess do the same?

Clearly turning away the bangs, revealing those clear and soft eyes, definitely a beauty that is not inferior to Ona and Fini.

I am quite sorry, but in fact, such a Beise also has some charm, especially when it is blushing, for example, now, um, if I am not married and sweetheart, I will definitely love this Beise, and hope to be with her Together, I am the least resistant to girls like Bess.

"Phoenicia is real, I'm welcome to the two of you."

"Huh, huh huh? Why meow? Obviously I am the cousin's cousin?!" Fanny was not convinced.

"Do you want to use this setting for a lifetime?"

"Hey, hey, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with me. If my cousin didn’t remind me, I would have forgotten."

"It's not too late to remember now, I don't want a cousin like you anymore, Beth, why don't you come and be my cousin."

"I...I...Huh...I..." Bess was completely devoid of lords, and Fini groaned.

"How... How could it be meow... It turns out that my biggest competitor... turned out to be my own person lurking around... My best friend meow~~~"

"Okay~www.ltnovel.com~ The time for talking silly is over, and some people may come back. If Velas and they are too busy, please come to you."

"Relax, elder and elder, we dare not say anything else, this is our best area." Oona tied the ribbon on the cuff of the light maid's suit tightly, showing a confident smile.

"Please also look forward to my performance."

"I... I... wooh~~~ Cousin... wooh... Meow?" Bess was still confused, thinking of the joke just now, as if trying to become a qualified cousin trying to learn Fanny's lip.

Uh, it seems that the joke is a bit big, she was not a simple girl who was good at dealing with joke.

It's just, when did I say that my cousin's standard must have a lip addiction at the end? What kind of perverted cousin have I become in your mind?

. . . (To be continued...)

ps: All the owed chapters have been paid off. Can we ask for monthly tickets now? u