Diablo Destruction

I hugged my body tightly, gave a bad cold inexplicably, and made a "sizzle~~~".

"Why, Mr. Monkey finally felt cold? Could it be that Athena's curse finally came into effect?"

"It's just a bitter cold. It always feels like you said something terrible. Why do you curse me for no reason?"

"It's all because of Mr. Monkey, which made our journey weird and we met all kinds of weird people."

"First, you can't get out without me, and third, you brought all the weird people!"

"Then why does Mr. Monkey feel a chill?"

Change the subject, bastard, this is my special skill, because it can be fooled so easily?

No matter, after getting along for so long, I am almost used to the little puppet's okay behavior to find faults. After all, it is strange and deserted along the way. If you can say something nice, for example, praise me...

Uh... everyone, help me think about it, what are my advantages?

"Suddenly noticed just now, it seems that someone has been staring at me."

"Is staring at [you], not at [us]?"

"Questions?"

The little doll silently took out a mirror and placed it in front of me, seeming to ask, what is it worth being stared at?

"Don't do this, I actually have some characteristics that are easy to be noticed."

"For example?"

"..."

Damn it, ten seconds have passed, so no one can figure it out? !

"It seems that I haven't encountered a monster again." I changed the subject wisely.

When the line of sight fell to the front, the coffin and the dwarf seemed to have merged into one, evolved into an evil unspeakable creature, leading us to a path of no return.

"Anyway, a monster will be solved instantly by Mr. Monkey."

"Don't be like this, cheer up, you can't stop appearing just because I can solve it in an instant."

"It's too fast to see how it was eliminated, so it can't be turned into a large number of invalid text filled biographies."

"..."

Being disrespectful and disrespectful, it turned out to be a fellow in the same way, and the skill of this self-tackling is not superficial.

"And how much jerky do you plan to dry! Seeing these jerky, Athena is having nightmares every night!"

"No, I don't want to, but all those enemies are here, and they look so...good." I squinted and quickly glanced at Tia, the culprit is here.

"Then you can eat it after drying it!"

"It's not because I want to eat it."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Didn't you say it just now, it's because the enemy looks so good."

It was so noisy all the way, it was not lonely, but in the end, no one could figure out why the dried meat was dried, why no one would eat the dried dried meat, and why the monsters that appeared frequently before disappeared, so much attention (?) Why are the last two new teammates late to come.

After wandering in the depths of the desert for two days, we finally found our destination near a large canyon, which is a...

"Hey, isn't this a pyramid?"

"Isn't this very imposing? Is there any problem?"

"If the problem is big, I don't know where to complain. Anyway, if your ancestors are alive, they will pop out of the coffin and kill you."

"Don't talk about this first." Athena seemed very excited, as if she had been bored for several days and finally found some fun.

"According to the general routine, there will definitely be a guard at the entrance."

"It seems like this." I was too lazy to stop, anyway, with this Princess Lolita's experience, I can't imagine any powerful enemies, come out quickly, and then I'll be punched to death.

"The pyramid that represents wisdom and courage is definitely not passable by brute force." This princess Lori warned me earnestly, perhaps it is a thoroughly familiar relationship, and I have stopped talking recently.

"No, how does the pyramid represent wisdom and courage?"

"It's not important."

No, why is it not important? Believe it or not, I killed you with a thousand blocks?

"Come!" Athena suddenly raised her head, the clear sky suddenly rolled up a gust of wind, a pair of huge wings flapped slowly, in front of our eyes, at the entrance of the pyramid, slowly crouched down.

"Sphinx!"

"Defiant face?"

"The Sphinx! The Sphinx!"

I have to admit that Princess Lolita blushed and waved her small hand to protest at me. It's cute. If she changes to a doll...

"Mr. Desperate Monkey Face, please shut up and don't disturb the solemn and sacred moment for Athena."

You see, she would say that, not cute at all.

"Okay, the enemy has appeared, it's time for me to take action." I stretched my arms, whether the Sphinx or the deficient human face, just hit and fly with a punch.

By the way, have my recent personal settings become more and more familiar?

"Wait, it is not an enemy."

"Nani?!"

"I said before that this is a test of wisdom and courage. The other party is the examiner."

"Exactly right!" The whispering in the tent was somehow completely heard by the sphinx outside, which made a deafening, rock-like rumbling sound.

"If you want to enter the pyramid, you have to answer three of my questions. If you answer any one of them incorrectly, it will become a delicacy between my teeth."

"A problem that can't be solved with a fist?"

I scratched my head in embarrassment. Isn't it popular recently that people who cannot solve the problem can solve the problem? Can't we catch the trend?

Forget it, it's better to have a steady wave of counseling, not to mention...

"My IQ is not good, I have nothing to do with this kind of level, it is your turn to appear." It is time to signal that Princess Lolita and the puppet, as the protagonists, should show your value and role.

"Leave the horse here!" The little puppet spreads its teeth and dances its claws. It is true and beautiful. I like you at this moment.

"First question!"

Bench, popcorn, happy water, I instantly enter the onlooker mode.

"What should I do if I get into a period of exhaustion while writing?"

A second ago, the princess doll, who was confident and majestic and proud, instantly fell to her knees, with only black and white behind her back, and cast her eyes for help.

The popcorn that had just been stuffed in his mouth fell out one by one with the opening of his mouth.

At that moment, I realized.

This is Princess Loli’s dream.

The Sphinx is like a fantasy created by her.

Therefore, the problem of the Sphinx is actually a problem that she subconsciously wants to figure out.

So, now we can understand why we read the book, the wisdom of Princess Athena, was instantly sunk by the first question?

——This was originally her own problem!

Of course, this is not important, what is important is that I was brought into the pit by this guy again!

Otherwise, do you expect dwarves and orphans who are also dolls to answer this question?

But I am good at this problem!

So I decided to forgive Princess Lolita. At this time, she should know the value of being an elder, a passing person, and a frontrunner.

"In fact, the question is very simple. Just add a new character. The new power always brings new vitality and new inspiration."

"What if there is no way to add a new character?" Princess Lolita blurted out, hey hey, you can cover me a little too!

"There is still a way." I pushed the bridge of my nose and continued to choose to forgive.

"If there is no way to add a new role, then sacrifice an old role that has no value. A tragic self-sacrifice can resonate with readers, mobilize readers' emotions, stimulate readers' thinking, and make readers' impression of the role more Profound, thereby enhancing the depth of thought of the work."

The more I talked, the more eager I got, and I didn't know when I started to talk about it, my mouth foaming.

"Do you know how to create a masterpiece in the simplest way?"

"What...what method? Please enlighten me!" Princess Lolita's watery eyes, UU reading www. uukanshu. Com is bright like a high beam.

"If you have something to kill your wife, you have nothing to do with your brother, and it is accompanied by chapter names such as [Xiang Xiaoyu] and [Forever Losing My Love]. It will be a hit."

"Thank you, master, I now know what to do!" A solemn gift to me, Princess Lolita seemed to have forgotten that she was still undergoing the test. She lifted the pen with excitement and was about to drop...

"and many more!"

I swooped, hugged her hands tightly, and wept bitterly.

I was wrong, I was mentally retarded, I was mentally disabled, I was bored, I was guilty!

I really knew it was wrong!

So don't sacrifice me, I don't want to die!

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