Diablo Destruction
Vol 2 Chapter 3835: The old father-in-law’s coffin board is almost out of hold
It is of course false to say that the relationship between father and daughter is sever. Just kidding, Miss Bai Long occasionally humorous.
Let’s not say that this method is too blunt, it is completely the bottom of the top, the middle and the bottom. As far as the effect is concerned, the possibility of the counter-effect is relatively high. If you can’t understand it, please refer to my just now.
I'm afraid that Walter's anger tank will be shattered by that time, and my heart will die with me.
The real method, Aikalayi revealed to us, is nothing more than making a fuss about Walter's current situation. If you do this, you will be commuted, or you will be exempted from confinement.
However, to do so, it seems that you have to convince the Dragon King first. At this point, the evil dragon Lena packs up the ticket again, saying that her father and my old father-in-law are the chef of the Dragon King. If the Dragon King does not agree, she will poison the food. .
Uh... uh uh uh? ? ?
You can treat the Dragon King as a person, even if in your eyes it is just a village head, a parent, without the majesty of the first power in the Three Realms, then you can't really treat it as a soft persimmon.
You didn't see, the old father-in-law, who came here for some reason, stood at the door, his face was green.
"Look at what you are talking about nonsense." I stared and took out the majesty of the head of the family.
"How can you make a joke about Lord Dragon King, that's a big man who must look up!"
I glanced at the old father-in-law from the corner of my eye, and found that his complexion improved a lot. I knew that I was walking on the Kangzhuang Road and would never return.
"If you want to ask it for help, you have to show some sincerity."
"Then what sincerity do you want to show?"
The grumpy little mother dragon rarely did not react fiercely to my reprimand. She looked at her old father and then at me, her eyes revealed a sort of demon hunter-like hall of lack of thought.
Anyhow, I resisted the urge to say "Let's play a game of Gwent first".
"A big figure like the Dragon King must have broken away from the low-level taste. If you give it a shiny treasure, you are insulting it."
Having said this, I couldn't help but glanced at the old father-in-law with the corner of his eye, and found that his eyes were blank and his expression was dumb, as if he was saying, Hey, is the taste of the Dragon King so advanced? I do not know how?
Oh, how can you, an incompetent cook, know that no one knows the Dragon King better than me!
"So here, I plan to win by surprise and please the Dragon King with unexpected things."
"To put it simply, I want to buy gifts for others but don't plan to buy expensive ones because I am poor or stingy. I can only use my brains in terms of creativity, right."
As expected of you, Ben Zina, heartbroken.
"Experiments have shown that so-called creative gifts are actually the most insincere. Men who always think about giving such gifts generally have a 90% chance of breaking up with their girlfriends."
"Shut up, you, I already have six..." With a **** heart, I blurted out, anyway, I stopped the car at the end, gave a terrified look at the expressionless old father-in-law, turned my head tremblingly, and put away Gatling , Chong Ben Zina gave two thumbs up.
"Sixty-six, you are too right."
"Wait, where did your experimental proof come from? When did you, a puppet of indescribable emotion, become a love master?"
"It should be a love book from a certain clan who spent a lifetime researching. By the way, he was still a bachelor to death."
Stop scolding, stop scolding, you will really get angry if you scold God again!
"My previous memories are restored?"
I asked tentatively, this guy doesn't know how many bad things I wrote in that notebook, I have to find out one by one calmly.
"Totia's blessing, part of it has been restored. After all, not everything is worth remembering. Rather, most of them are boring pasts that don't need to be recalled."
This child... is really pitiful.
My eyes were sour and I almost cried. My childhood was so boring that even after reading books like the Book of Love, is it a fun thing to remember.
"Wait, why do you only say Tia, shouldn't the main credit be me? Tia didn't show up at all!"
"Oh, I almost forgot."
"That's right. Give you a chance to reorganize the language."
"I have to thank Elia when I go back."
"What about me, me!"
"Speaking of which, thank you even the monkey."
"What do you mean by the way asshole, but you would thank me honestly, even if only by the way?"
"Do you want to express your inner dissatisfaction or flattered? Can you stand firm?"
"It doesn't matter if you are dissatisfied with this kind of little thing in advance and ignore it. I didn't expect you to really thank me!"
"Only know this alone. As a monkey, you act a bit like a monkey. Well, since you showed sincerity, I might as well tell the truth. My childhood was quite boring, and you must know it very well, so , For me who have never seen a monkey, your appearance as a monkey in front of my eyes does bring me extraordinary and memorable memories. I have always had grudges and thanked me. That’s it Simple, don’t be overly moved."
"What do you mean by this sentence, can I understand that the time we experienced is very precious to you, an unforgettable memory?"
I have always excavated a little bit of human words from a series of nonsense, which has always been something I am good at.
"Yeah, what you said is not wrong. Because of this, the friendship between Tia and I has deepened." Ben Zina nodded in remembrance.
"Are you trying to get rid of me anyway?"
"Elia, too."
"So you really intend to ignore the me who was always by your side at that time and suffered because of your willfulness, and thank Tia and Elia who never appeared in front of you?"
"Who said that, didn't Elia show up, as a statue and a pendant." Ben Zina looked stupid in surprise.
"I see, you are planning to **** me off, so I won't be angry." Seeing Ben Zina wanted to pull me to the level of pretending to be stupid and defeat me with a wealth of experience, I knew that this conversation could not continue.
However, at any rate, he obtained a useful information, that is, this guy, he did remember the memory that was interrupted 30,000 years ago, and it was clear, and he didn't even miss a comma.
You know, for me, that experience is something I have just experienced. It is a normal thing to remember, but for Ben Zina, it has been 30,000 years. I think I have only passed one test of dreams. Thousands of years, I almost forgot my acquaintances. I have to say that the hard drive in the princess's mind is really durable. I really want to buy a piece to benefit future generations, so that people after 30,000 years can also play the ancient little butter.
First of all, let's drag in the twelve artifacts and twelve magic weapons.
"Oh, by the way, where were we just talking about?" I remembered the business, not easy.
"Speaking of which cheap and insincere creative gifts should be used to bribe the Dragon King." The old father-in-law who answered me turned out to be a big jump. When did you jump out? And having a black face is like asking for debts, how can I offend you?
"I remembered it, and I was right. Now we really need a cheap and insincere gift."
Following the words of the old father-in-law, nodded, hey, it seems that he accidentally exposed his true intentions? Forget it, all my family members are present, so it's enough to fool the Dragon King.
"And such a gift, I have already thought about it, Jiang Jiang, this is it."
Pulling out an arm from the tightly bound rope, I raised it high... Oh, it should be raised lowly, so who can help me loosen the rope and let me down? Talking about business, it’s not good to hang upside down, it seems that I am not serious enough and not paying enough attention to it.
"Kacha!" With a cry, a screaming scream sounded in my ears. I was prepared, and withdrawing my hand, the crystal's mouth went empty.
What made her react so strongly, there is no doubt that I was holding food in my hand.
Yes, a hot dog!
"You plan to... use this thing to bribe the Dragon King?" The evil dragon Lena was holding back something, showing an expression of disbelief.
"Is there a problem? This is a good thing."
"Could it be that Veras did it?" The evil dragon Lena understood a little bit, why I value a hot dog so much.
"Guess." I blinked mysteriously.
"Crystal knows, Crystal knows." The crystal statue that can't be eaten by stealing, the tip of the little nose is constantly pulsating like a dog, angrily brushing the sense of existence.
"No bread. The sausage inside is made by the owner of Veras."
Surprised, did this make you smell it?
The atmosphere at the scene was embarrassing for a while. Fortunately, I lost my morals a long time ago. I quickly adapted to the embarrassment and gradually became like a fish in water.
"In fact, it is like this. Once I was really hungry and reluctant to eat it all at once, so I ate two slices of bread outside. The sausage inside was the original. The authentic Veras craftsmanship, at least the sausage is still, uh uh. UU Reading www.uukanshu.cOM"
Looking at the darkening old father-in-law, I was shocked and screamed that it was not good and quickly remedied: "Of course, I am not saying that Uncle Hardy, your cooking skills are not good, but Velas's cooking skills are too good. , Even a sausage is better than you... ahem, I mean, Lord Dragon King usually has delicacies from the mountains and the sea, and he must have never eaten such a grounded food. Maybe he will be very happy."
"Yes, he will be very happy, I know very well as a cook," the old father-in-law said quietly.
"Right, right."
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!"
At this moment, Jing Jing looked at the timing, and the man with the rope flicked over again, and finally succeeded. She opened her mouth and bit, and her tongue deftly rolled away the sausage sandwiched between the two pieces of bread.
Probably because she didn't want two plain breads to spoil the deliciousness of the sausage, otherwise, because of her nature that she can swallow even the smelly socks, she would never let the bread go.
Everyone looked at the two pieces of gray bread in my hand and fell into deep thought.
"Let's do it." I have another plan. The matter has not reached the worst point, but I will sacrifice the crystal before that.
Hot dogs are not a new thing either. You don’t want Master Longwang to visit the world and eat the world’s food. Maybe it's not rare, right.
So I decided to come up with a truly creative and sincere delicacy to impress Dragon King.
You see, I have two slices of bread (grey) and I have a grilled fish (provision).
Fit!
At this moment, the ingredients in my hand burst into bright light, and the white cloth wrapped around my arm was about to be overwhelmed.
The distant relatives looking up at the starry sky, only as a sacrifice to the Dragon King——
Big Universe Galaxy Texas Burger Hot Fish! ! !
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