Diablo Destruction

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"No, I said, Brother Wu, you sounded the battle horn as soon as you came, and all the staff mocked. Isn't it a bit too much?"

"That's what I said, but the facts are also facts. When it comes to eating soft rice, I, Wu Fan, have never been weaker than others in my life."

"Brother, you can't talk too much."

"I not only eat my wife's, but also my childhood sweethearts."

GOTLAL (slightly shaken).

"I not only eat my childhood sweethearts, but also my childhood sweetheart's younger sister."

Gottar (changes face).

"Besides, I also eat my sister-in-law's."

Gotelaar (shocked greatly).

"In the future, I have to continue to eat my daughter's."

"I have a daughter too."

Speaking of his daughter, Lal couldn't bear it any longer: "You saw it yesterday too, the most adorable in the world, my daughter!"

"I have four."

"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"

"One is a little angel."

"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"

"One is a little devil."

"My daughter is the cutest in the world!"

"And a pair of twins."

"My daughter... By the way, what game are you playing?" Lal asked, pointing at the screen.

"Oh, it's dark."

"I remember, I played it before, it's quite an old game."

"Since everyone is destined to meet, why not get online?"

"Go and go."

"I choose Paladins."

"me too."

"Then we choose barbarians."

"I'll choose Druid."

"Brothers, rush with me!"

"Not good guys, I was killed by a crusty rat."

"Me too, I am surrounded by fallen demons!"

"Where is this place, it's dark, why are a bunch of archers shooting at me?"

"It's too easy to die. I remember that I can learn skills. Let's order a few skills first."

"I learn to sacrifice."

"What a coincidence, I also sacrificed everything."

"I want to rule everything."

"I want to rule everything."

"Then I... specialize in summoning crows."

"It's better to be good at everything. It seems that everyone can play. Well, we have finished learning the skills. Our strength is several times stronger. Let's continue!"

"Oh, I'm dead."

"Oh, I'm dead too."

"Why do you feel weaker?"

"No, you should think like this. The enemy has become stronger. In this game, the super soul system, we'd better lead the enemies one by one, such as the blood eagle in front, and then everyone will swarm and beat them to death."

"The good news is that I bought all the money to return to the city scroll, so that everyone doesn't have to run the corpse frequently."

"By the way, what kind of weapons do you all use?"

"I seem to have brought it with me from the beginning."

"me too."

"It's a coincidence, so am I."

"It looks like everyone is the same."

"This game is so difficult. I've already gone to the monastery, and I didn't even drop a good weapon."

"I just dropped a pair of blue equipment, brothers, let's identify it."

"Eagle's Dharma Bead? It's a good thing, although everyone doesn't use it, but it can be sold for a good price. Have you identified what its attributes are?"

"+1 mana, how much can you sell it for?"

"..."

"Okay, it's finally time to meet the boss."

"My invisible broken axe is hungry."

"My sacrifice has also reached the tenth level. If I go down with a knife, it will not only decide the outcome, but also life and death!"

"I'm in full second-level control, and I'm proficient in eighteen martial arts. I'm invincible, brothers."

"Don't worry, let my five crows play the vanguard first, and I will put a fourth-level fire storm in the back of my palace. Very good, the flames circled around the enemy's back perfectly, everyone rush!"

"The boss has been surrounded by us."

"The boss has killed us all."

"This Toxic Nova is interesting."

"Guys, I'm going to buy some bottles of antidote."

"Guys, I'm going to buy two anti-drug rings."

"Guys, I learned the Holy Light Bullet to add blood to everyone."

After a messy operation, everyone reconciled with Andariel.

The five men deepened their friendship amid the flames of war.

Simply win-win.

"Hey~~~ what a fun and dripping battle."

Gott took off the headset, as if entering the sage mode, and sighed up to the sky.

"My Paladin, I haven't played for more than ten years, and my prestige is still the same." Lal showed a lonely sighing gesture of a master.

"I really want to learn to jump and chop." Dougoff was a little bit still.

"I can only say that the crow is no longer suitable for this version. Firestorm yyds, if there is a chance, you must specialize in destroying the sky and destroying the earth. You can tell just by hearing the name. That is the skill of the real man."

After the five people finished expressing their thoughts, they looked at each other and smiled, feeling that they were already brothers.

"Speaking of which..." Gott took out another bunch of bananas, distributed them to everyone one by one, and then started a new topic without authorization.

"Actually, I came to the Internet cafe this time for another, more important reason, in addition to causing trouble for everyone in the bureau."

"I think... shouldn't the first reason be also important?"

"Today, I brought a subordinate to report. It's the newly appointed police station chief, and then... I was hit." Gao Te explained, chewing bananas expressionlessly.

"That's the kind of...I don't know if you have ever experienced a super majestic beauty, standing next to her, feeling that the other party is the leader, and that you are just a small follower, ah, she should come to take my position No, she should be my leader, and this idea will arise involuntarily."

"Don't be discouraged, Brother Gott, maybe that beautiful police officer feels too strong for you. In fact, think about it carefully, will every subordinate you meet feel that maybe the other party will be your own. Is the location and job more suitable?"

"It seems... that's the same thing." Gott pondered for a while, and when he came back to his senses, it made sense.

"That's right, it's good to get used to it. Just like me, I often think, ah, such a well-behaved and lovely daughter, is my father worthy? Not worthy, or should I say so, any father in the world, Not worthy of my precious daughter, but in the torment of such painful self-doubt, I have gradually become accustomed to the role of a father."

"Brother Lal, I didn't expect you to have a similar experience, really my good brother." Gott cried, the good brother he just met, he is so gentle.

"Good, good, don't cry, by the way, brothers, we will have a meal together later, let's also learn Taoyuan Yiyi, I have already thought of the nickname - Internet cafes five consecutive times, from now on, Gao Te brother It's our Internet cafe brother."

Everyone agreed.

"Where shall we eat then?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a Taoyuan food stall."

"By the way, have you heard of it, there are two super magical shops on the food street."

Big Mouth Doug said this, lowered his voice, and his tone revealed a shocking secret: "One of them, according to legend, is a grilled fish restaurant on the surface, but it is actually the headquarters of a special group, and the waiters in it are all It's this, do you understand? The boss is said to be a woman, who regards human life as a sloppy grass, always showing disgust and vicious eyes to diners like seeing reptiles, and doesn't care whether the business is good or bad. First-hand, so it is very popular with gluttonous eaters and special physique lovers who are not afraid of death."

Seeing everyone listening attentively, Doug became even more excited: "The other one is equally amazing, the hand-grabbed mutton that can be seen everywhere, was made different by that store, Persian flavor, how about it, it feels different immediately Well, the two proprietresses in the store are incredible, both of them are beautiful and beautiful. One of them seems to be a real Persian dancer. She is enthusiastic and enchanting, innocent, but indescribably noble. Days are coming to an end again, and at meal time, the number of people queuing up is always in the triple digits, claiming to be the hand-grabbed mutton you can never wait for.”

"Of course, these are all things that can be seen at a glance on the bright side. I have a more explosive inside story." Doug took a deep breath and took a deep breath, as if to reveal the end of the world.

"It is said, it is said that these two young and beautiful proprietresses seem to be the princesses of a certain country. No, they are the real princesses of a country. The noble and elegant temperament that is vaguely revealed is inseparable from ten."

This kind of inside information naturally caused everyone to sigh, and combined with what Gott said just now, the middle-aged uncles who sat in the Internet cafe for five consecutive years published some current comments aimed at young people.

"The young people today are really amazing. I feel like we are about to make our seniors feel embarrassed."

"Yes, yes, let's not talk about the dignified junior police officer that Brother Gott said, as well as the head of the underworld grilled fish, and the suspected mutton princess. Take the recent big news as an example, that's incredible, rotten. The new king of the country with the reputation of the second king of knights, and the iron-blooded tyrant queen of the Third Roman Empire, that is called a powerful and despairing person. You say, why is there a gap between people sometimes? , will it be bigger than the gap between humans and dogs?"

After a long sigh, everyone cheered up and began to discuss the content of the Taoyuan marriage.

"Bar, let's go to the bar to hang out. I've heard of a nearby bar. It's super famous. There are three big kanban girls in it. All of them are talented and talented, and they have countless fans."

"Hmph." Gott got an inexplicable look, folded his arms around his chest, and raised his legs, with a sense of superiority in his tone: "It's a coincidence, I'm a regular at the bar you mentioned, by the way, I'm Fei. Nifen, Long Live Your Highness Fini!"

Everyone exclaimed: "As expected of you, Gott Gorilla!"

"Then what are you waiting for my brothers."

"Set off!"

In the end, just after finishing the food stalls and preparing to rush to the second game, Karina, the wife of Gott's gorilla, appeared on time and greeted everyone with a smile, and then she led Gott away like a chicken.

"A brother was killed, but we still have four, don't be afraid, brothers follow me." Lal showed his indomitable spirit.

"Brother, what a coincidence, let's go home together."

The black luxury car bathed in the night, mysteriously appeared, the window was half open, revealing the white and innocent girl's eyes like the starry sky and the moon.

"There's only three of us left, but it doesn't matter, even if there's only one left, we have to be brave... Wait, I'll take a call, yes, yes, I get it, Lisa, half an hour, right? No, no, it won't take half an hour, ten minutes, give me ten minutes, and I promise to be home."

Putting down the phone, Lal stared deeply at the two brothers, with a tone of Tugu: "Even if it's just the two of you~www.readwn.com~, you must move forward bravely, brother, I'm going."

After he stopped a taxi, he flicked the hundred-yuan bill: "Master, take me home in ten minutes, it's yours."

Watching a nice drift disappear around the corner, Doug and Goff looked at each other.

"Go?"

"Two people are boring, let's forget it."

"Then go home?"

"go home."

Idle is also idle, the brothers walked all the way back, suddenly, as if thinking of something, Doug suddenly raised his head, staring at the colorful neon night for a long time, his eyes blurred and muttered.

"I sat in an Internet cafe for five consecutive times, and I have never won."

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