Diablo Destruction

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Throwing down the ledger indifferently, Delinya will do the final check.

"Vanfan, Fanfan."

The little girl Tia was like a worm, she followed up, pressed her arms, and looked like she liked to be coquettish.

"Are you hungry? Come here, let's just eat."

I touched my stomach, because of Linya's demon, Velas prepared a double-sized breakfast in the morning, which caused her to eat too much, but... right, after all, Tia said it, and came here.

Just let me deal with the stomach of diamond clear soup noodles and try the water here.

"It won't bother everyone."

I pretend to be modest, I know the character of the little girl, she is warm and hospitable, even if I want dragon meat from the sky, she will... er, even if there is no sky in the sky, she will get it underground. Unable to push back.

"Where can it be, the store will be closed later, and the ingredients are ready, so it's not easy to waste, so it's just the right time for Fanfan to come."

It seems to be the same, but didn't the store decide to close because of my arrival? In this way, it becomes a question of which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Shaking my head and looking at the menu, I am even more relieved.

In addition to the signature hand-grabbed mutton rice, other dishes are also provided. Although it is known by the fancy name, it is not a national dish, but at least it provides.

It's not like the evil dragon Reina, who is obviously rotten. There is nothing but grilled fish. It's not so much a shop, it's her canteen. My boss is actually her personal chef.

Of course, once the money is in place, it's actually easy to handle. I don't have anything to complain about when I arrive. I'm just complaining. These days, the boss is just a senior worker, and his nobility is nowhere near it.

After going through the menu, I originally wanted to order a signature dish, which is the hand-grabbed mutton to taste the exotic flavor.

Inadvertently, flipped the menu to the back.

On the back of the blank, in an inconspicuous corner, a line of words is printed, of course, it can't hide the savior from my eyes.

Secret Package!

If it is only like this, it will not impress me. As a person, I know too many secrets, and ordinary secrets cannot satisfy me at all.

The point is, the quote behind the secret package.

free! ! !

This is very important, just ask, who in the world doesn't like a free lunch?

It's free, it's like earning it!

I was in an inexplicable entanglement, completely forgetting that I was the owner of the restaurant. Even if I ordered the expensive hand-caught mutton, I should not have to pay, um, it should be.

Who knows, Rogge No. 3 is stingy and ruthless, even daring to earn his own money.

It's all because the word "free" is so attractive. It seems to keep zooming in and out in my eyes until it fills up, and no other words can be accommodated.

Mutton?

What the **** is that, it doesn't exist, on my dining table, only free... ah no, only secret packages are allowed.

However, after all, it's not as realistic as reality. Everyone's underwear has been clearly touched. What is the outdated man in the cape, the third stingy Rogge, the elder of the harem, the maze killer, the pig's rapid advance, the prince of the hundred clans, any child on the road, It was catchy, without pause, and it had a big impact on my credibility.

Here, no, at least I haven't opened a harem, and I haven't put on a cloak, so I can hold a wave of honor.

After a few coughs, I pointed to the word "free" and moved it slightly to the left, secret package.

"This secret package seems to be very interesting. As a person, I like to challenge the unknown..."

"Really? Fanfan really intends to order this?"

Tia seems to be very excited? Before I could finish speaking and cover up, I was forced to hug her up, and a close sticker came, which made me feel the enchanting and enthusiasm of desert girls again.

I don't know if it was an illusion. The moment Tia hugged her, the waitresses who looked like robots around her suddenly cast sharp glances, and the sharpest one came from behind her.

I shivered and turned my head subconsciously. The book... ah no, it was Nana who was waving at me with a charming smile. Could it be that she was wishing me and Tia to have a lover and get married as soon as possible?

This is not necessary, I am not willing to marry my wife for a second time.

That sharp gaze just now... Could it be Lin Ya Xiao Nizi? It shouldn't be, she also eats this kind of vinegar. She used Tiandi No.1 to support herself to death as early as my wedding with Willas.

I touched the back of my head blankly, and the top priority was to remove Tia, who looked like a koala bear, from her body first.

"Calm down, why are you suddenly moved?"

"Of course I need to be moved. This shows that Fanfan and I are in love with each other and share common interests. It's a match made in heaven, isn't it?" The little girl's eyes were excited, as if there were countless stars hidden.

"No, what does this have to do with the secret package above?"

"Well, the so-called secret set menu is my life menu. If Fanfan chooses it, he chooses me." The little girl raised her chest in a proud manner.

Let's go to the scene, you, the food prisoner, please take the trouble to walk away from the next studio.

"No, I don't believe you when you say that. I'm the only one who ordered this secret set since the store opened?"

"right."

"I don't believe it, unless you can produce evidence." I have a full understanding of people's curiosity. This secret package is so secret, how could anyone resist it, so even if Tia reveals how innocent and innocent expression, and will not easily believe it.

"In terms of evidence, because the menu in Fanfan's hand is a special menu, other guests can't get it."

"So this is a trap specially prepared for me?!" I believed and was shocked, feeling like a poor butterfly that fell into a cobweb.

Shouldn't be greedy for petty cheap, how can there be a free lunch in the world?

There are a lot of free ones.

"It's a menu specially prepared for Fanfan, the menu!" Tia repeatedly emphasized that she would not allow me to repent, so she took small steps of excitement and went to prepare the so-called life menu for me in person.

As for her life menu, according to the problem of breaking the illusion of details, if I am not wrong...

It really is this thing!

Looking at the dish that Tia brought up, like Cthulhu's lunch, my face turned blue, I had been knifed in reality, and I would continue to suffer in fantasy. Is this reasonable? Is it reasonable? !

"What is this black thing?"

"Roasted scorpions."

"Ah, it's delicious, and it's crunchy." I munched on it and commented a few words from time to time.

Be fooled, it was all acting just now, the me now is not the me I used to be, let alone Cthulhu's lunch, even if you bring Mr. Ke up, I will eat it.

Ever since I heard sandworm juice from Tia's mouth, I've been fearless about other desert delicacies.

"What about this?"

"Poisonous snake sashimi."

"..."

"What about this?"

"A kind of spider silk called Salaman's poisonous spider."

"What about this?"

"The eyeballs, brain flowers, tongue and intestines of a giant lizard taste best when sun-dried."

"This... what about this?"

"Pregnant male poison frogs use the simplest cooking method to retain the most original taste. One bite is like digging a whole box of caviar into the mouth."

"What about this?"

"Preserve the original drunken sandworm as much as possible."

"This?!"

"Sandworms juice, mixed with mysterious unknown mushrooms, which are specialties of Yunbei. After drinking it, it will produce a sense of pleasure, probably."

"..."

Foreword withdrawn.

Gou life ah! Someone opened a black shop to make money and kill them! ! !

The inner wind is messy, screaming hard, on the surface, but still pretending to be calm, maintaining the force from the beginning, under Tia's service, put on the napkin, clenched the knife and fork, and the eyes are like dead fish. of dim light.

This savior is inappropriate!

No, the lines are wrong, come again.

This broken illusion, don't stay there!

Prosperity was in a trance, and he had forgotten how he came out of Tia's store. The moment he stepped out of the door, he felt a kind of new-born emotion.

This new born is so physical, as if something is really about to be born in his stomach, his stomach bag is turbulent, and with a wow, he spit it out into the trash can next to him.

"The owner, are you alright?" A soft and concerned voice came from behind. Looking back, it was Nana who followed, looking at me with worried eyes.

Could it be that she is caring about me?

love love.

The next time the Internet cafe is short of one, I will find her.

"Thanks, don't worry, I'm fine." I spit it out, it's much better, I wiped the corners of my mouth and tried my best to maintain my image in front of the goddess.

"That's right, the shopkeeper is fine."

"Yes, it's alright."

"Then I'll be at ease."

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

"No, you have something to do."

"I'm really fine."

"busy."

"I'm really..." I still have to fight for it, until a black and cold thing with a hole is on my forehead.

Behind her, from the back door, a line of waitresses ran out silently and in an orderly manner, like a battle-hardened soldier. , with a click, Qi Qi opened the insurance, and looked at me with a dazzling look.

Ben Zina calmly picked the hair on her ears, and pushed the muzzle to her forehead, her smile still warm and cordial.

"Look, Mr. Monkey, aren't you all right now?"

"..."

The familiar feeling, it's back.

Benzina is still the same Benzina, as expected of you, Illusion Breaker, the details of this detail have been taken away, and the image of the goddess that I have finally built up in my mind has disappeared.

I sighed, but inexplicably, I breathed a sigh of relief.

It looks like Benzina like this...not bad?

Familiar is the best?

Born to shake m, I am very sorry.

No, no, I'm being targeted by more than a dozen guns. Now is not the time to think about it. Let me think about how to deal with such a situation in ordinary TV dramas.

Also, does this happen to normal TV dramas? !

I slowly raised my hands and my legs trembled: "Who are you? What do you want? Do you know that you are breaking the law by doing this?"

"We have gun licenses."

Ben Zina's words fell, and the waitresses held a gun in one hand and flashed a certificate with the other hand.

No, how do you explain every detail, is this what I want to hear? !

Fortunately, Ben Zina has never been a riddle person. Before I could speak again, she said her purpose.

"Tell me, Mr. Monkey, what is the purpose of approaching our Royal Highness? What do you need to do to stop your entanglement with Her Royal Highness."

No, who is Her Royal Highness! ? I got it, Tia, right, the question is, when did it become my entanglement with her? What happened in the store just now, are you all crayfish?

"I see, Mr. Monkey is a greedy and lustful guy, so how many tons of gold do you need to spare our princess?"

? ? ?

Although in the real world, gold is not very valuable to adventurers, and hard currency is gems, but in this fantasy world... is it the same setting? Can gold be measured in tons?

I don't understand, but I'm blown away.

Seeing my stunned expression, Ben Zina's eyes were a bit cold: "What a greedy Mr. Monkey, can't even gold impress you? He must have known the identity of Her Royal Highness the princess long ago, and made a lion's mouth. Prepare, right, very good, you win the bet, let's change the currency - how many barrels of crude oil do you need so that you can let Her Royal Highness go?"

"..."

"Are you still reluctant to let go? Could it be that this can't impress you? Could it be that your real goal is the oil field? Say, which one did you like, I warn you, Mr. Monkey, this is your last chance."

"..."

Seeing that I still refused to speak~www.readwn.com~ Ben Zina pulled the trigger slightly, and the waitresses also raised the muzzle of the gun a point, the atmosphere was tense, and it was about to explode.

At this moment, Ben Zina sighed slightly and put down the muzzle that was on her forehead.

"I know, in fact, I know everything. As expected of you, Mr. Monkey, who is greedy for money and lustful, wants to have both fish and bear's paws. You can't impress you with money alone, right?"

Biting her lip, she took a step forward and held her chest high as if she was about to make a major sacrifice.

"As long as you can leave Her Royal Highness, as long as you can let Her Royal Highness go back, if you want gold, crude oil, or oil fields, you can speak up, other than that...other than that...I will replace Her Royal Highness and satisfy your greed. Indecent and shameless desire, that's all right."

"His Royal Highness, no!"

The waiters exclaimed, if they were not well-trained and forbidden, they would have liked to pull the trigger immediately and swept the man in front of them into a hornet's nest.

Just then, there was an explosion not far away, followed by a chaotic noise.

Lin Ya, who had mysteriously disappeared just now, suddenly appeared, glanced at the scene, and said to Ben Zina, "Nana, don't make trouble, something happens, Brother Wu, come with me quickly."

"I'm not kidding."

Benzina muttered angrily, under Lin Ya's courageous gaze, she still gave up and asked the waiters to put down the dangerous weapons in their hands.

"What's wrong? Where did you go just now? I almost..."

Uh... I can almost get a few tons of gold, hundreds of millions of barrels of crude oil, an oil field, and even a Ben Zina.

Thinking about it this way, Linya's little girl is really guilty!

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