Diablo Destruction
Vol 2 Chapter 4026: One tail = fifteen iron
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The doorbell rang, I looked up at the time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, it was time to take a break.
Who else would be a guest at a time like this?
Isn't there a small theater in the evening today?
I stood still, as steady as an old dog, letting Willas, the hostess, be left alone... eh? !
!
The head, which was hidden behind the newspaper, barely rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, and then three **** question marks appeared from his chin.
It was the little fox who opened the door.
what do you mean? Is it appropriate to take the hostess's life? Having said that, why did you not leave after eating dinner? Lin Ya is not at home, and facing a group of [strangers], won't you feel awkward and uncomfortable?
"what?"
"ah?"
Two charming and sweet girls whispered from the door, and they seemed to be startled by each other.
Immediately, the little fox led the person in and grabbed my newspaper at once: "Pretend, how many times have you read this newspaper today?"
Before I could refute, she snorted and thought of something: "It should be said, how many times have you taken it back today? In fact, it's just a show, I haven't seen it at all, you... Could it be that you are illiterate? ."
I was too lazy to get angry with her, so I just asked, "Don't you have nine years of compulsory education?"
"It's impossible to say, I have to test you."
"Hey, I was really underestimated by you, you can take the test."
"Eight plus two equals?"
"Nine!"
I blurted out, and I actually tested what I was best at. Don't you give me points?
The little fox was stunned for three seconds, patted my shoulder wordlessly, with a guilty expression, as if blaming himself, right, right, ashamed for your doubts about me.
The girl who followed behind the little fox stood up at this time. The bright and spacious living room became brighter because of her appearance, and there was a two-dimensional sense of glittering background.
There is no doubt that the girl who can amaze me, the tried-and-tested elder of the harem, is Elijah.
only……
What is she here for? And it's still late at night, we don't seem to know each other that well in Broken Illusion.
"Rare guest, welcome."
Not the dragon Reina, not Tia. To my surprise, in order to show respect for the heroine of the fantasy world, I moved my **** and stood up and greeted the guests with a smile.
The little fox whispered to the side to make a note: "The pervert smile who tried to imprison the beautiful girl."
"I give you a chance to reorganize the language."
"I'm talking about the warm smile that greets the guests." Although the little fox is arrogant and stubborn, he understands who is the master and who is the guest. People are under the eaves, so immediately change his mouth, otherwise the beautiful girl will be swept out of the house.
I nodded with satisfaction, and deliberately looked up at the clock: "Elia, when you come out at this time, aren't you afraid of encountering any danger? A beautiful woman like you should know how to protect yourself."
"Reassured, I have enough bodyguards." Elijah smiled brightly, her beautiful eyes shining brightly in the blink of an eye, she turned around on the table, and her eyes fell on the fruit bowl.
Thinking of the leather pants brothers around her who exuded the breath of the Dragon King's son-in-law, I nodded my head. Indeed, as long as it is not like Lin Ya, she is always favored by rooftop snipers. With such a team to protect, even if you encounter ordinary extraordinary Incidents, should also be enough to deal with.
But, as smart as you, you should know what I mean by euphemism, right?
So late, what are you doing?
"Aren't you going to ask me to sit down?" Elijah blinked charmingly, with a silly and cute expression that didn't understand me at all.
I held my forehead and sighed, looking at this posture, are you going to spend the night at my house?
"At this time, have you eaten yet, do you want Willas to make one?"
"Eat." Eliya responded, but her eyes fell on the fruit plate again. I reached out and pushed the fruit plate in her direction, and she happily ate it.
Not to mention, it smells like feeding Elijah in reality.
Taking advantage of the time when Elijah was dealing with the fruit bowl, I brushed aside the little fox who was sitting aside, looking back and forth between me and Elijah, rudely.
"When are you going back?"
"I've agreed with Willas to stay here tonight."
"No, where is your house?"
"My family is not here, I usually stay in the hotel."
I understand what the little fox means. Because of her tail, she no longer wants to live in a place with many people like a hotel. The problem is!
"Where's your best friend Tamoya? Go live with her!"
"Tamoya lives in your house too!" The little fox retorted, confusing me, wait for me to stroke it, you wait for me to stroke it first, the place where Tamoya lives... By the way, she rented it I live in my house, so there's nothing wrong with the little fox's words, it's just...but...
"So I live in Tamoyana, and live here, what's the difference? No." Seeing me for a while, frowning for a while, the little fox thief smiled and swayed the fox big Yiba.
"That's what I'm saying...but I always find it weird?"
"Don't blame it, don't blame it, it's good to be happy, what do you think about? It will only increase your troubles."
"Hi... Okay, but I still have a question. Can you act like a guest, don't run to open the door for others by yourself? People who don't know it will think you are the hostess."
"Who wants to be misunderstood, didn't I think it was Tamoya who came over and hurried to open the door?"
"Even if Ta Moya comes, it's not your turn to open the door, and what is Ta Moya doing at night?"
"Have the key evidence and come to arrest you overnight."
"..."
My face was expressionless, it turned out that it was you, the guy with fluffy ears and big tail, who betrayed the organization and wanted to tip off the imperial army and lead the way? !
I rolled my eyes at the little fox and didn't want to talk to her anymore.
Turning to the little mermaid, I found that while I was talking to the little fox for a while, she had swept away the fruit on the table, sucked her thumb, and looked like she was still not satisfied.
Why is this? People who can afford a large group of leather pants don't seem to be short of fruit. Why do they have to come to my house to eat at this time?
"I Have a Scroll of Ghosts and Gods"
As if seeing my doubts, the little mermaid tilted her head and smiled cutely: "I don't know why, but the fruit here is extraordinarily delicious."
That's not it, the free prostitutes are the best.
Three in one click? Definitely next time.
Moreover, even if you praise my fruit for being delicious, I will not be happy. This fruit is not grown by me, not picked by me, or even washed by me.
Presumably the melon farmers will be happy?
"You'll get tired of eating fruit alone. I'll make you a cup of tea."
Feeling that the situation was not quite right, I decided to take a tea break, pretend to make tea, and then cross the sea, hide in the dark, go back to the room by myself, let Willas come to say hello, and let the little mermaid in the illusion-shattering realm do all kinds of tricks, and it will not embarrass my family. Little dog.
It really doesn't work, you can also sacrifice the twin princesses. Didn't she say the twin princesses were cute last time?
"Wait, Mr. Wu?" Before she could lift her buttocks up, she was interrupted by Elijah. She seemed to be consciously or unintentionally making small movements to hold her glasses several times while I was looking at her. Did it slip wider?
wait, glasses? !
"It seems that Mr. Wu has finally noticed. What do you think of my new pair of glasses?" Elijah asked happily that I could finally notice her special features.
"Even if you say that... I can only answer, it looks good if you wear it, or you look good if you don't wear it. People look good, whether you wear it or not."
Even if a handsome guy wears flip-flops and big pants, he is still a trendy personality. Even if he is dressed in a formal dress, he is still a monkey. It is not the clothes that are wrong, but the people.
"You seem to have said that, but you don't seem to have said it again." The little fox couldn't help but interjected.
"No, I complimented Elijah for being good-looking, so why didn't I say it."
"This is nothing to brag about, it's just stating a fact, and the wording is pale, how dare you say that you have received nine years of compulsory education?"
"I warn you, if you doubt my academic qualifications again, don't blame me for being rude and memorizing the multiplication formula for you to listen to!"
"No, why don't you memorize the factorization? It's really impossible to do the Pythagorean theorem. It's better to be able to solve the ternary linear equation."
"Ugh?"
"Um?"
"Those physics knowledge points... I don't know much, so I gave them back to the teacher, let's talk about something else."
"You bastard, you really missed out on the nine-year compulsory education!"
Elijah looked at the two who were starting to quarrel, pursed her lips and smiled, and gently pressed on the frame by holding up her glasses.
I didn't intend to spy on other people's privacy at will, but... Mr. Wu's... shouldn't matter, right? He will forgive me. Elijah is so cute and has no bad intentions, so he will definitely forgive me, right?
After reconciling with herself in this way, Elijah raised her head slightly and looked at the mirrors on the opposite side, which were slightly reflecting blue light, and then a series of detailed information popped up.
Of course, none of these matters. After all, on the same day after the twins became witches, she already knew all the information about the family, and even knew how much money Mr. Wu had in her card.
Oh, except for a mysterious woman who went to Siberia, Elijah, who found this information, had a very confused expression at the time. It was really a big forest... Ahem, it really supports a hundred different people.
I have to say that this mysterious woman has successfully touched Eliya's blind spot in IQ, and she has not been able to figure it out yet.
Why Siberia!
!
Ahem, putting this information aside, Elija quietly glanced at the only information she didn't know, and the only thing she wanted to know.
Combat Power - 9!
I:? ? ?
Sensing that there seemed to be some rude gaze, I stopped arguing with the little fox and tilted my head to look at Elijah.
"What's wrong, is there something wrong with me?"
"No...it's nothing." Elijah looked away cautiously and shook his head.
"It's just that I suddenly found out that Mr. Wu seems to be quite tall and strong."
The average combat strength of a normal person is 5, and 9 is already a very rare number. It is estimated that there should be no problem with two gym coaches.
"Hmph, did you find it? I have few good points left." I suddenly became complacent.
"You also know that there is not much left and you are so proud of yourself!" The little fox completely abandoned the image of a lady and went crazy.
I ignored her, showed off my biceps, and wiped my nose proudly: "Even Mr. Lu Xun once told me that I am as strong as a cow."
"Then he must have told you that your cow has been surrounded by a thousand big men."
I didn't understand what the little fox was talking about, so I stopped and asked her to open up and continue to show off her deltoid muscles.
"I'm not afraid to tell you, I look undisciplined, but in fact, every unknown late night, I'll be naked, wearing only a pair of briefs, and crazily rolling irons in the basement until I'm sweating profusely, exhausted, and exclaiming. Huchihuchi gasps for satisfaction, but I can't stop, at this time, I will put ten raw eggs in the cup, and then pour them all in one breath, only in this way can I exercise my perfect sixteen-pack of akimbo!"
"Hey, Tamoya..."
"wait!"
This is so special... Who did I learn from? If I disagree with you, I will call the police. Who am I getting in the way at my own house? !
"no no no!
! My ears are going to be stained with muscle perverts!
! "
Looking at the shouting little fox, I hesitated for a while, and then I kindly reminded her when she stopped.
"I don't know if there is anything wrong with your ears~www.readwn.com~ but your tail is showing."
"what!"
The little fox rolled his tail subconsciously, retracted it into his skirt, looked at Elijah with a guilty conscience, and found that the little mermaid looked innocent and cute, looking around, as if looking for fruit, and didn't pay attention to the movement here.
"Stop pretending, you've seen it all, right." The little fox didn't intend to let her go, grabbed the little mermaid's hand and stared at her closely.
"Now, you only have one choice left, and that is..."
She suddenly pulled out from the back of the skirt, pulled out a fox tail prop in her hand, and said, "Let's jointly open a franchise chain of adult products."
Elijah: ? ? ?
I'm still young and I really don't understand what you're talking about.
Seeing that Elijah was embarrassed, I couldn't bear it, and said bitterly: "Look at you, what are you saying to the girls, it's better to open a prostitute graphics card chain store."
At this time, I still didn't forget to help Princess Sanwu deliver goods. You can't say that after working in a brothel for decades, if you come out of a good place, you're not a woman, right?
As a result, as soon as this sentence came out, not only the little fox, but also Elijah, who had been acting as a good girl, couldn't help but give me a blank look, as if I had done something to kill people and kill people.
When the little fox tried to hide her tail, she didn't know that Elijah just gave her a slight glance, and she had already looked at her.
Information... In the official system, the information on the surface is poor. It seems that Ms. Lucia's family is not ordinary.
Of course, Elijah was not a voyeur, nor was she overly curious. She didn't want to get into the secrets of Lucia's identity, but instead focused on the combat power column.
Combat Power - 135!
Beat up 15 Mr. Wu iron!
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