Diablo Destruction

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At this moment, the overly ordinary man was squatting on a tree branch with thick branches and leaves, and the thick walls of the karaoke hall were completely unable to stop his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

"Excessive."

He stretched out his hand and licked his neighbor, a wild cat resting on a tree branch. The other party affectionately used the cat's tongue that had just licked eggs and chrysanthemums, and licked it back to the new neighbor who suddenly appeared, as if Met long-lost relatives.

After all, Drew Yin, a little animal affinity is normal.

"Excessive!"

This long-lost relative shook his hand in disgust, rubbed it **** the leaves, and kept pondering in his heart.

Is it the ugliness of human nature or the loss of morality? Why did the innocent and pure Elijah of my family turn into such a cunning appearance and end up as a referee? Do you think he is playing Samurai Soul?

Ah, to cheat, steal, rob, and bully an ordinary old man who is over a thousand years old.

No, no matter what, I have to relinquish this bet, but I can't make it clear. I can't say that I have seen that you and Artoria have an affair and met in the karaoke hall, right?

No, now it's not about a mere bet.

I realize things are a bit big.

In order to run out in an open and honest way and track down the previous peeps, he half pushed the little fox and Lord Wudi out. It was a good move, but he didn't expect to meet Wang Zhan head-on.

It turned out to be the combination of Huang Duanzi's maid and my king!

When did they come here unknowingly, I don't know, and I don't want to find out. All I know is that since my king is here, maybe Sister Sharna is also here.

It is further inferred that the backer of the Mermaid Group is my king, so the backer of the Dragon Group might be Sister Sharna.

The confrontation between the seemingly simple witch organizations is hidden behind the collision of world-class ancient chaebols, and at a deeper level, it is actually the friction between two superpowers.

This kind of conjecture, just thinking about it can make one's teeth hurt.

Maybe I'm wrong, it's not the little fox and Lord Wudi who should benefit, but me.

Before my king and sister Sharna hit the earth, bring Willas, sister-in-law, childhood sweetheart and childhood sweetheart sister, and daughters, sign up for a tour group, it is best to go to the North Pole and see the snow , look at penguins, look at seals, look at polar bears, isn't it good?

What does the matter of your witches and your just cause have anything to do with me, an overly ordinary grasshopper?

Moisturized.

But what about Gemini and Sarah?

They have already been involved in the whirlpool, they are too deep, it is impossible to get out, and they can't be left alone, right?

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I scratched my head in a hurry, completely forgetting that this might just be an illusion, that all this might just be created by breaking the illusion, people are fake, the world is fake, and only the script to effectively treat hypotension is true.

The situation got complicated and big, and I jumped back and forth between hanging up on my own and being involved in turning the tide.

In short, it's fully in play.

Seeing that the topic of my king and Elijah turned to the old-fashioned mode, and the content was not nutritious, I looked at the wild cat beside me, it also looked up, and my round eyes looked at me.

I did a painless sterilization operation for it and left gracefully.

The divine book on postpartum care of sows was really worth reading.

When I got home, I washed my hands three times seriously, shook off the water, and walked out of the toilet pretending to be constipated. Sure enough, it didn't arouse the suspicion of the twins who came home first.

At most, they would just think that I was hiding in the toilet and playing some weird little game of punishment.

"Where's Aunt Lucia?"

Passing by the sofa, the twins asked, like a daily father-daughter conversation, but their eyes were like a torch, and I still found that their expressions were a little unnatural, as if they were looking for something to talk to and forcibly chatting.

"Oh, that guy was always hurting me and was kicked out by me."

The twins nodded understandingly.

"Well, remember to call Aunt Lucia back for dinner at night."

No, did you hear what I just said? What did you know? I didn't say that the little fox ran out to go shopping by himself, I mean I kicked her out!

Forget it, let her come back for dinner at night, it's not because I'm soft-hearted, it's because I can't beat the twins, who made me control my daughter?

Thinking like this, I collapsed every day, opened the newspaper, and prepared to ease my mood. My king is here, and sister Sharna is here. The storm is about to come, whether to go or not, this is a question. Linya is still there.

By the way, I was distracted by the twins. They were a little weird. From time to time, they cast their eyes and whispered, as if they were hesitating about something.

After a while, just when I was about to doze off, the twins suddenly stood up and strode towards me.

"dad!"

The excited voice was a little higher than usual, and I was scared that the newspaper slipped from my hand. I quickly sat up straight, folded the newspaper, looked at the two of them curiously, clenched my fists with both hands, and looked like I mustered up my courage and planned to do something. .

"Actually we..."

The twins took a deep breath, looked at each other, nodded, and then looked at me with determination and courage.

"Actually our true identity is - magical girl!"

"…"

"…"

The quiet needle drop in the hall was audible and continued.

I:"…"

Gemini: "…"

I:"…"

Gemini: "…"

[No, Xi Ruth Ecolu, you are going to continue to say something, I know you are magical girls, but I have to pretend not to know, pretend to be shocked, so you have to continue to perform, for example, talk about your recent actions, as well as the determination, ideal and mission to become a witch. 】

[Dad, please say something, we have already told you the biggest secret, the shame is about to explode, you should give some reaction, don't be silent, we don't know what to do next How to continue. 】

Both sides have their own thoughts, making the atmosphere more silent and more embarrassing.

Urgent, very urgent, very urgent, super invincible urgent, the daughters suddenly told me that they are magical girls, how should I deal with it as a father?

I suddenly thought of the almighty netizen. I clapped my palms and looked at the twins. I picked up the mobile phone on the armrest of the sofa, typed in a burst of crackling, and sent it.

In less than ten seconds, the first reply was freshly released. I was shocked. At this speed, do you usually live on the website? And live next door to my house?

When I saw that familiar ID, I was convinced. It really is not just living next door to my house, this is a fox den built in my house.

Reply: This kind of question still needs to be asked, whether you are worthy of being a father, of course, to answer the daughter, in fact, I am the same, and then continue to play happily together.

Ah this...

Let me tell my daughter, in fact, your father and I are also magical girls? !

By the way, show them a transformation into a sage wolf?

You, meow, came to the fore in a hurry, just to make trouble, right? ! Just catch me and fight hard, right?

My first reaction was this, but after a closer look, I found out that this sander fox...cough, sander netizen, maybe it's a rare serious reply.

Maybe, she thought the twins and the others were still young. She said this because she wanted to play witches with me?

So I waved my thumb and responded to her reply.

"My daughter is fourteen years old."

On the other side, in the police car...

Lucia danced and played with her mobile phone, occasionally making Aunt Honey laugh.

"How long are you going to stay in my car?" Tamoya sighed helplessly, lamenting that she made friends carelessly.

"No hurry, no hurry, wait for me to reply to this Shade netizen first, hahaha, he even said that he has two daughters, he is fourteen years old, and she is a magical girl. With my many years of online experience, this kind of guy is one of a kind. Just by looking at it, you can tell that it is a two-dimensional death house who has been single for 30 years with paranoia."

Tamoya looked at her best friend in the rearview mirror and gave a serious warning.

"Just take it easy, the Internet is not a place outside the law."

"Be at ease, at ease, I'm also teasing netizens of Sha Ai, I won't really do anything illegal, and I'm not stupid."

"The tail is also hidden for me. I don't want to send you directly to the Unnatural Phenomenon Research and Countermeasures Institute."

Lucia hurriedly hid the fox's tail, which was exposed because of her complacence, and was a little unwilling to think that she had been reprimanded by Tamoya.

"Don't just talk about me, you too, one day the tail is discovered, you can send yourself."

Then, in a slightly envious tone, he said while touching his fox, Da Yiba.

"I really envy you, the tail is only fluffy, it's not as big as mine, so in the way, so smooth, so smooth, so beautiful, it's just one in a million, unparalleled in the world, alas~~~"

Tamoya: "…"

The hand holding the steering wheel, unknowingly added a bit of strength, this guy, he is cheap and good...

"Ah, but that's right, although there are small benefits, don't be too careless. If you are accidentally discovered, there is actually a way to remedy and cover it up, and that is..."

The little fox's serious expression made Tamoya also subconsciously step on the brakes, slow down the car, and listen carefully. Although this girlfriend is a bit rambunctious, she is indeed better than herself when it comes to some cleverness. Listen carefully, maybe it is the key. Moments really come in handy.

"Tell the other party that your gender is to help her, but it's actually a big [beep] cute girl, the other party won't have to take off your pants to check, it's true, you can use your invincible serial flying legs to give The other side kicks him, and he doesn't even recognize him if he hits his mother."

With a squeak, the police car on the road came to a sudden stop.

Then, Lucia, who looked innocent, was kicked out of the car by the invincible flying legs.

On the other side…

Looking at the sand fox who fell silent after replying one sentence... netizens, I fell into deep thought.

Reply: Hold on, hurry up and cheer up your daughters.

What do you mean? Let me encourage Gemini to take the profession of Magical Girl well, do it well, do it well, and love it?

It doesn't seem like it can't be done? Better than saying nothing and being embarrassed.

So, I clenched my fists towards the twins who were looking forward to it.

"come on!"

Gemini: ? ? ?

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