Diablo Destruction

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"The store is a bit small, is it really okay? It's not a strange place, is it?"

It's my first time here, and seeing the inconspicuous entrance and inconspicuous signboard of Green Forest Bar, I expressed doubts.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Wu, people who come here for the first time will have such doubts, but as long as you have been there once, you will know why."

"Why is that?" I insisted.

"Because the business is so good, there is no need for an eye-catching facade to attract more new customers."

"It's better that way."

I was not convinced with my mouth, but I was still convinced in my heart. The three signature maid combinations, apart from other abilities, are really no match in the bar business.

"Wait." The sneaky Gott seemed to have discovered something. The cat showed half of its face at the door of the bar at the corner, and made a pause gesture to us behind us.

"It's your sister-in-law, my wife, Lina."

"No way, it's so dark, do you really see it clearly?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Lina and I have been married for many years. Even if you don't need to look at it, you can tell that she is nearby just by smelling it."

"So amazing?" I was shocked, this nose made me, who is Druyin, feel a little embarrassed.

"Gorillas are like this. They have a more sensitive sense of smell, otherwise they would look for ants to eat." The rest of the brothers said they understood.

"Don't talk nonsense." Gao Te turned his head and gave us a look, and said.

"Only chimpanzees eat ants, not gorillas."

No, what you want to refute is this?

Where did you get this orangutan knowledge?

"All in all, although I can't determine the exact location, I can feel that Lina is watching near the door. She has been a police officer for many years and has a lot of experience in guarding prisoners."

"Then what should we do? It looks like we can't go to this bar."

"Hmph." At this moment, Lal took a step forward proudly.

"Let's go, let's go, let's get together another day." Everyone started to break up.

"Listen to what I have to say, bastard, you agreed to go today, what is your determination?!" Lal, who was ignored and ignored, hurriedly pulled us back, jumping angrily.

"Didn't you finish humming all of this?"

"Boss, if you keep playing tricks, we'll really break up."

"Okay, okay, I said, actually, I know the back door of the kitchen of the bar, this is the treatment that only super regular customers have."

"By the way, how many times have you been there?"

"Hmph, it's hard to count. I come here for a while when I get a chance."

"Didn't you do anything to offend Mrs. Lisa?" I looked at Lal up and down, different worlds, maybe the uncle Lal I was familiar with had changed.

"What do you think of me as an asshole, and the Greenwood Bar is a decent place, super clean, not to mention the mess, even noise is not allowed, it can be said to be a gathering place for gentlemen."

Thinking of the fanatical Fini fans, I nodded, that is indeed a gentleman, there is nothing wrong with it.

Led by Lal, we bypassed the main entrance of the Green Forest Bar and entered a narrow, hidden passage that could only accommodate one person. Big, muscular men like Brother Barbarian could only walk sideways.

Passing through several maze-like side roads, Lal finally stopped at a back door, looked around like a thief, and after confirming that there was no one there, he suddenly turned his head and gave us a deep look.

"Among you, shouldn't there be a ghost?"

"How could it be? Don't you know what kind of person I am?" Doug responded the loudest.

I also straightened my collar, with an awe-inspiring look: "Brother Lal, you still say such things until now, isn't it a bit too hurtful for brotherhood?"

"That's right, Brother Lal, why are you saying these things for no reason? We are all good brothers with one heart, how could there be an inner ghost with one heart?" Gorilla Gorilla's face was innocent and honest, and his eyes shone with the pure light unique to wild animals. .

"I hope so." Lal's eyes lingered on the barbarian brother for the longest time. It was precisely because the brothers had known each other for many years that he felt that if there was an inner ghost, it would most likely be the two brothers.

They have done such things as betraying the elder brother not once or twice. For the sake of the elder brother, they can do it both ways. Brothers have nothing to say about their loyalty, but if it is the sister-in-law who speaks, they can also hold the elder brother down and help him. knife.

As for Brother Gott, he doesn’t have such an IQ, so it’s negligible. Brother Wu’s words… he looks like he’s not very experienced in the world. On the surface, he doesn’t have much interest in the Green Forest Bar. In fact, he may be a big bore, I’m afraid he’s been waiting for a long time. .

Although it is possible to catch up with the dark thread of Sarah-Lisa and act as an inner ghost, it is not necessary.

Thinking of this, Lal reached out his hand to the crack of the door and rang the doorbell hidden in the hidden place. After a while, there was a buzzing sound of the horn inside, and he knew that it was time to match the code.

He coughed twice, hesitated a little, and finally gritted his teeth and pinched his nose.

"Miraruku, kiraruku, gyogyogyogyo... I like fish the most."

When there was a bang, the iron door that looked like an electronic lock opened a gap, and Lal blushed with his old face. Under our strange eyes, he moved his hand angrily and opened the door first.

"You earned money today, but you are treated like a regular customer. Hurry up and come in."

Under the leadership of the bartender, the five filed through the kitchen, bypassed a wine cellar, exited through an inconspicuous staff-only door, and stepped into the bar. The atmosphere was suddenly different.

As Lal said, there is indeed no loud and noisy electronic music in this place, and the strange neon lights are not warm, cold, ambiguous, or alienated. The music with the right atmosphere is like the whisper of a shepherd girl, soothing Look forward to every heart that steps here.

Although the store is not big, the layout is not in the slightest. Although there is no private room, the distance is carefully calculated, and the dim and warm light is appropriate, so that each table can keep a whisper between each table and not be spied or disturbed by the neighboring tables. atmosphere of privacy.

As soon as you enter, you can feel the difference in style between this place and other bars. If you count the various types of wine bottles that are piled up on the walls, and the bar counter that occupies a full quarter of the bar, the shock brought The feeling is even more extraordinary.

With style! Professional enough!

If these are all hardware facilities, if others want to imitate them, as long as they work hard and spend money, they can learn 70% to 80% of them, then there must be something unique that others cannot imitate, which makes Greenwood Bar so famous.

That's the software facility here, the bar's signature trio of maids.

No, we just came in, and we have already heard the familiar leader of the meow monster, still dressed in a light and fluffy ribbon maid dress, gorgeous and beautiful, delicate and cute, almost no different from the real Fei Ni, with a smile on her face , happy and angry, greeted us, that familiar figure made me feel as if I had returned to the familiar Dark Continent.

This sense of trance was also transmitted to the rest of the people. Unlike me, they were completely attracted by Fei Ni's temperament and beauty. Some Fei Ni fans had discussed why Fei Ni was so loved by everyone, and almost half of them of people chose the same answer.

When I turned my head and saw her for the first time, it was as if I saw the shy and smiling first love under the green onion tree.

The perfect first-sight relationship, coupled with the masculine analytical power unique to the pseudonym, this is the biggest charm of Fei Ni.

"Meow, Mr. Lal, put down the beautiful and lovely wife and daughter at home, thank you for being willing to meow, and Mr. Gott, spend more time with my wife, I don't want to be eliminated every day Meow, Mr. Doug and Mr. Geff If you need to come here often, you are too old, meow."

Compared with the reckless and unlucky pseudo-mother in the real version, her role in the bar is slightly different, and her temperament is naturally different. The fantasy version in front of her is more shrewd and capable of the proprietress, and she is good at dancing.

I just finished thinking this way, and the little puppet girl who seems to have grown up a lot, accompanied by a scream of meow, directly staged a flat fall for us.

It's very true, at least in terms of unlucky, he is still the same, he is a strong player who can compete with me for the throne of tragedy emperor.

There were good-natured laughter all around, as if they were familiar with this scene. I don’t know if there was some secret agreement, no one helped her up, and Fei Ni was not pretentious. Red Nose stood up and gave everyone an embarrassed smile.

This reckless girl's cuteness and cuteness are in huge contrast with the mature and capable style of voice just now.

I seemed to see several guests, the villain on the head, jumped from the vacillating neutral position into the pit of Fei Nifan.

"Cough...cough cough, hey, this guest looks very strange, is this the first time visiting Meow?" In order to hide her embarrassment, the little pseudonym rolled her eyes and landed on me.

"I'll introduce you to a new guest." Lal smiled brightly.

"Unmarried meow?"

"Married."

"Ah." Fei Ni shook her head in disappointment, "Obviously my dream is to turn the bar into a place for lovers to meet up, but in the end, there are only some married drunkard uncles."

"Ah, I didn't mean you meow. Of course, if you're an alcoholic, then I didn't say meow."

"It's okay, it's true that I don't drink much, but you can treat me as Uncle Juice." I let it go, and it seemed that it would be interesting to communicate with such a Finny.

"The guest is really funny, very good, it's decided, today's order is free meow."

"Hey, does that include us too?" Gott pointed excitedly at himself.

"I'm sorry, our shop is small and the profits are small, Mr. Gott, please pay at your own expense."

The well-rounded Fei Ni quickly got along with the brothers, and did not neglect the guests around her. She made a few words from time to time, which attracted a lot of laughter, as if she was a favorite of the bar.

"I don't know why, although it's the first time I see Mr. Wu, but I always feel very familiar. Could it be that Mr. Wu and I have a special destiny?"

Finny turned her eyes to me again.

"Do you say that to every guest?" I asked.

"Brother Wu, you've wronged Fei Ni. She never likes those silly polite words. I can guarantee that you are definitely the first guest of hers to say such words."

Lal and the Fini fans around showed envious eyes to me.

"So that's the case, then I think, maybe..." I lowered my head and pondered for a moment, recalling the location of the bar again.

Everyone is looking at me, watching how I, the lucky one who is surrounded by His Highness Fei Ni, is going to tease the little hypocrite.

"Perhaps, is there such a possibility?" I paused, and looked up at Fei Ni's starry eyes.

"Actually, I am your landlord?"

"Eh ... eh?!" Rao was Feni, who had been in a long time, and had never seen such a routine.

"Hahaha, Brother Wu, you really like to joke."

"I'm not joking. I remember that this place should be signed every two years. Linya helped me take care of it before, so it's normal that you haven't seen me."

"No, really?" Hearing what I said was serious, the others couldn't laugh.

"Since I can tell Linya's name, I think it should be confirmed. It turns out that Mr. Wu, who was signed by Linya in the contract, is the Mr. Wu in front of me."

After Fei Ni realized it, she couldn't help sighing: "You really don't see the beginning and the end. The bar has been open for almost five years, and it's the first time I've seen the real landlord Meow."

"Linya has been helping me take care of it all the time. If I hadn't glanced at the address just now and thought it looked familiar, Linya seemed to have mentioned it to me and confirmed it with you again. I'm not sure."

"So, is it because of the landlord? The first time I saw Mr. Wu, I thought it was a kind meow." Fei Ni blinked, and stared at me carefully with some doubts, as if she wanted to find out why.

"..." I took a sip of lemonade silently and didn't answer.

It should be due to the evil fate. After all, it is the existence of the tragedy emperor who has been competing with me for more than ten years. It is a pity that I did not see the old horse. Otherwise, if the three giants gather, I am afraid that the magical girl will tremble.

"Can I have a drink with Mr. Wu? Think of it as... bribing the landlord meow?" Fei Ni snapped her fingers ~www.readwn.com~ and a waiter brought two glasses of juice.

"It's easy to say." I took the juice and drank it down, smacking my lips, um, it's unmistakable, it tastes like Bisi's.

"Everyone is so familiar, don't be polite, I will make this place my home."

I patted Fei Ni on the shoulder, and I motioned to the bar: "You guys chat first, I'll go over there and have a look."

"Ahaha, how should I put it, Brother Wu's character...is indeed a bit weird, but there is no malicious intent, I can guarantee this."

Seeing Fei Ni staring at the slapped shoulder in a daze, Lal was afraid that the other party would get angry, so he quickly explained.

"No, I don't mind meow... how should I put it..." Fei Ni came back to her senses, bit her nails, and smiled after thinking for a moment: "This kind of feeling of an old friend is not bad, not even unfamiliar, Mr. Wu can What a wonderful man."

"Right, right, Brother Wu and I also hit it off right away, like brothers who have been separated for many years." Gao Te drank most of his glass of cold beer, slightly drunk, and laughed.

"Is this meow? I think Mr. Wu may not be happy to hear this sentence. He doesn't want to be an orangutan meow."

Fei Ni clinked glasses with the opposite party, took a sip of foam, with an elegant smile on the corner of her mouth, and just the right rant, which attracted the brothers to laugh again.

On the other side, I came to the bar and took a seat. The bar, more than ten meters long, looked extremely exaggerated and eye-catching in this not-so-big bar. I glanced inside, and five or six bartenders were in charge of a section, but they didn’t look at it. See the figure of Bi Siqin.

Heh, what's so interesting about that little puppet girl? I came to the Green Forest Bar for nothing but to drink a glass of non-drunk wine that our Bisi personally made.

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