Diablo Destruction

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After the extreme noise, there was extreme silence.

After Oona broke their defenses one by one, everyone was like an inflated balloon being punctured ruthlessly by a needle. They sat down and even wanted to lie down.

"I said..." Lal held the beer glass and kept twirling it with his fingers, trying to show off his posture. He obviously had something on his mind to say, but when it came to his mouth, he turned to ask me.

"Brother Wu, have you solved your tram problem?"

"No." I stared at the yellow juice in the cup, as if I wanted to see the colorful black juice inside.

"But it doesn't matter anymore."

"Why are you giving up on the problem that has been bothering you for so long?"

"To be precise...I gave up my brain."

If I can’t solve the problem, can’t I also solve the person who caused the problem? Right.

"That's good, that's good." The old father-in-law replied obviously absent-mindedly. Before the cup was about to be filled with squid, he considered it again and again, but still expressed his worries implicitly and reservedly.

"Actually... Lisa is going abroad."

"Why?" Although I knew the reason, I was curious about what kind of excuse my old father-in-law would find.

"Because Sarah is going abroad." Lal had obviously considered it carefully and was not in a hurry when he started talking nonsense.

"What is she doing when she suddenly goes abroad at this age?" This is what the gorilla is asking.

"Exchange student, Sarah's grades are very good and she was selected. Ahem."

"Her school sent a total of twenty exchange students?" Although I don't understand it very well, I still understand my common sense.

"How is that possible? It's just Sarah." When asked seriously, Lar panicked a little.

"Isn't Sarah's score in the top twenty for her age?"

"Top 20, top 20, maybe 20, but it could also be number one, right? My Sarah is a neurosurgeon. As long as she gets serious..."

Lal's beard was trembling, and he suddenly stood up from his seat, glaring and raising his eyebrows, dancing with his hands, as if he was calling for the wind and rain, and his whole body became excited.

He looks like a Chinese football fan, he looks so pitiful, hahahahaha.

"I know, I know."

There was nothing wrong with the old father-in-law’s method, but the mistake was the mistake. He forgot that Sarah had been “studying” at my house for so many days, and he knew her academic performance very well. When she worked hard before, she was in the top twenty, but now...

Nine times out of ten, it is gone. After all, I have been touching it for so long. It is said to be a study meeting in the room and making progress together. In fact, it is humming and haha ​​in the underground training room. Even when sleeping and dreaming, I do not forget to wave my hands and feet and gesture. few times.

This is probably the price of becoming a magical girl.

"Anyway, don't underestimate my Sarah. She just hasn't worked hard. She has been a little lax recently. As long as she shows some energy..." the old father-in-law muttered unwillingly. He muttered alone. It took a long time until the second victim began to confess.

"Actually, my wife... is also going abroad."

The Gothic Gorilla is obviously not good at Kou Hu, probably because of his limited IQ. It feels like he has been preparing his lines for a long time, and I don’t know how many times he has practiced them in private. But when it comes to the end, his eyes are still wandering, his expression is guilty and embarrassing, and he is accompanied by scratching. He touches his ears and nose, etc., for fear that others will not know that he is lying.

"Your wife also went abroad?"

Knowing full well, I didn't intend to expose him, but instead agreed with him, saying that even if the situation is difficult, his wife has already left, what do you want from him?

"Yes... yes, I was sent out for exchange and study. Mr. Lu Xun once said that if a group of three people is together, there must be my teacher. There must be something worth learning from other countries, right, right?"

"It depends on which country you are in. Some places don't have any schools at all."

I read the news every morning, and I pushed the bridge of my nose seriously, and the aura of an expert and scholar who has certified millions of fake fans gushed out from me.

Everyone was shaken for a moment, and they all leaned back, not daring to look directly.

"What about you?" Lal and Gott were already in such a miserable state, so I decided to take it easy and pointed at the barbarian brothers.

"We don't have wives either." As expected, they picked their nostrils with disdain, which was really cool.

"Then why are you putting on such a heavy expression? Those who didn't know better thought your wife had a leak."

"You are so heavy. We are not heavy and can be easily beaten. My wives will not leak air and are made of solid silicone." Doug is not stupid, but he is also a bit stupid. What he did is right, but what he said is wrong. came out, so the brothers were beaten anyway.

"What about you, Carlos?"

Although the eldest brother has already entered a wifeless sentence, he has a daughter (emphasis added).

Everyone is so miserable, even the barbarian brothers who were not miserable at first are miserable. I don't allow you to be the only one who is calm and calm!

It was obvious that he was well prepared. Carlos smiled faintly and said, "Fortunately, I can't compare to you. We are both exchange students and studying exchanges. Kajie just wants to go back to her hometown and stay for a while."

"That's it, fine, why do you want to go back to your hometown?"

Everyone's expressions were somewhat relieved, but not completely relieved. They just felt that although Carlos was miserable, when he thought about it carefully, it wasn't really that miserable. Returning to his hometown was better than going abroad.

"Autism, the doctor recommends going home for recuperation."

The elder brother explained it like this. After hearing what he said, the others felt a little guilty. Our family just went abroad, and they are still good. They have no illness, no pain, lively and healthy, but your family is sick. Thinking about it, you are more miserable. .

"Are you autistic? Are you? No way. You see, she and I have only known each other for a long time. We are now on good terms with each other."

But I feel that senior brother's explanation is a bit far-fetched. Will Kajie be autistic? No, I don’t know if it would be better to be more enthusiastic and proactive. Every time I come home, I am the first one to greet me, and she is more positive than Vilas.

"Yes, it's very serious." Carlos raised his eyebrows, his expression a little uneasy.

"I think Kajie is very lively and active, and also very clingy."

"Yes, it's very serious." Carlos showed a vein and acted like a repeater with an expressionless face.

"I think...well, you just say yes."

Keenly aware of the murderous aura permeating the air, I couldn't help but feel a chill running down my back, and quickly covered my mouth.

In short, senior brother is right!

"Brother Carlos, it's not easy for you either." Lal sympathetically moved to sit next to Carlos, hooking his shoulders with a look of regret.

"We two poor fathers are now separated from our daughters."

"I'm sorry, I also plan to go back and stay with Kajie as much as possible. Although she is not very happy, so I have to wait for her to go back secretly, rent a neighbor's house, and secretly observe and take care of her. We have made a reservation today. I just want to tell you that I may not be able to attend the gatherings in the next period of time."

As soon as Carlos finished speaking, Lar, who was holding his shoulder, seemed to be frozen and turned into an ice sculpture, motionless, and there was a cracking sound coming from his body.

"Brothers, there seems to be a traitor among us." Gaut put on a standard Commander Ikari posture. He didn't know where he got the sunglasses. With his usually non-funny but dignified Chinese character face, he actually reached nine. Very similar.

But none of that matters now.

We were like hungry zombies who suddenly discovered a living person. We all turned our heads and looked at Carlos with terrifying eyes.

Come to death!

After a while, Carlos was **** with us and a chair. He seemed to have this realization and didn't struggle much. He just looked up at the sky from time to time, showing a hint of emotion and sneer.

Humans are such ugly animals.

"Wait, I have a question." Oona raised her hand to speak at an inappropriate time. She pointed at me and spoke forcefully.

"I want to report Mr. Wu!"

"What happened to me?"

"Why is it that every time you confess yourselves to shame, you are the last one to speak?"

"Why me? The last one?" I looked at Oona, smiling brightly and deeply. I lifted up the invisible shawl and cloak behind me, and then put the invisible crown heavily on my head. The figure from behind suddenly exuded the aura of an unattainable king.

He is the last one to appear every time, naturally because...

I'm the champion!

who! able! Compare! I! awful!

Oona was so shocked by my momentum that she stepped back with a shocked expression. She almost knelt on the ground to welcome the return of the Dragon King. I, Wu, the majestic savior, was not as knowledgeable as a little woman. I did not take advantage of the victory and pursue it, but looked with my hands behind my back. Look out the window and choose a high place to avoid the cold.

"Speaking of which, why are you still here?" I suddenly discovered a blind spot. When our brothers were gathering, you, a female, came to join in the fun of us grown men. Feini became a transvestite, so you pretended to be Mulan, right?

"I've always been here. It's fun to hear you compete." Oona felt confident.

"You can't just listen and not practice. Come here and say something interesting." I rolled up my sleeves, implying that if you don't have some fun today, we will make fun of you.

Ah, bunny girl, Shikushui, nurse outfit, just choose any one among them.

"Why, it's not obvious that I'm miserable?" Oona glanced at everyone, her expression was gloomy, with a "my pain is greater than yours" flavor, and it was very harsh.

"It's not enough. What a cruel method. How will we know if you don't tell us?" The Gorilla, an honest man, shook his head honestly.

"My best friend, best friend, companion, and partner who I grew up with was abducted by a woman I just met less than two months ago!"

I don’t know whether it was true or false. When she said this, Oona slammed the wine glass on the ground with hatred, scaring us all for fear that a large group of swordsmen would emerge from the corner.

Everyone looked at each other.

Is it miserable enough? It seems a little bit, although I don't really understand whether the friendship between women can be compared with the relationship between family members.

All in all, let’s just say she passed.

"Mr. Wu, it's your turn." Oona raised her chin. I don't know why, but she always felt that she was targeting me. It was funny. I didn't steal her wife.

"Me..." Seeing everyone's eyes focused on me, I knew that I couldn't get through without some useful information.

"My daughters, a couple, two, are leaving me."

Double the misery, how about it? Flying Dragon Riding Face, let me ask you how to win!

"What's wrong? Why?" Everyone looked concerned on the surface, but the meaning in their eyes was clearly not about me, but about whether I was miserable enough, or to put it bluntly, they wanted something worse.

"I'm going to another school."

"Why do you want to change schools? From what I mean, do you plan to go with me to study with you?" Lal asked hypocritically. If I had really nodded and said that I wanted to go with the twins, what would happen to me would be the fate of my senior brother. .

"I can't go. I can't let go of my family's business." I shook my head. Thinking of the twins who were still leaving, the old father almost burst into tears. Such a sincere expression caused everyone to nod in recognition.

I feel your misery, good brother!

"As for why they changed schools... because Xilusi Aikelu's grades have always been in the top three, and the current school is no longer good enough for them. They have to change to a better one to increase the intensity of competition."

The others nodded and agreed with this reason, but Lal, the old father-in-law, seemed to have been hit by an unknown blow. He groaned and covered his heart, and could only cover it up by drinking.

"Actually, I also have the idea of ​​​​changing Ka Jie'er to a better school. Brother Wu, if possible, I would like to ask you for your experience." The elder brother said with considerable approval. The twins plus Ka Jie'er are exactly the same. The first three in the first three miles.

Seeing that the topic was about to descend into the bottomless pit of children's education, Lal quickly stopped.

"Wait a minute, Brother Wu, is that all?"

The implication is, do you still have a wife? where's your wife? Just... didn't run?

"Except for the twins." My face continued to look sad.

"In addition to them, my childhood sweetheart and my most trusted personal secretary are also leaving me."

Looking at Oona provocatively, you have a best friend, and I have a green plum, how about it, this move has changed quickly, have you got it yet?

If you want to say this is not miserable, then why should Oona be miserable?

Bunny girl, get on me!

"It's tragic, it's indeed tragic." Everyone pondered for a while, and then nodded, expressing their agreement with the intensity. As for why they still had to ponder for a while...

I just always feel like something is wrong.

Let me ask your wife, did you tell me about Qingmei?

You, a man with a wife, still dare to show off your green plum?

How dare you, a man with childhood memories, ask for a wife?

Everyone's expressions gradually became distorted, but their rationality was still there, or they felt that their brother still had a chance to be saved. Lal shook his head vigorously and asked the core question.

"Brother Wu, tell us about Vilas."

"Eh? I already have three! Number one in number! Aren't you satisfied yet?!"

"It's not that we are dissatisfied, brothers and sisters, the main thing is that we want to care about your wife." Ou Natian came forward shamelessly.

Alas!

I glared at her with a cold look on my face, and I was careful that this Druid's first strike when he came ashore would be to kill the charlatan first.

"Vilas, she, she..." I tried hard to squeeze out a sad and desperate expression, but I really couldn't act or make up any more, so I couldn't help but poof, like a young boy in love who suddenly thought of his beloved girlfriend, and laughed. Hehehe, he laughed out loud in public.

"She's so cute!"

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