Diablo Destruction

Just when I was playing with the rotten wooden stick, like the most stupid and lowest-level orc in the crotch trousers in the previous game, I flung around, and I walked in front of me with a smile. Hand, dominate the global momentum.

　　Lal came forward very arrogantly, knocked on my head, and said sullenly.

"Don’t think it’s for you, now you have weapons too. Starting today, you should try to fight. As a glorious transferee, our responsibilities should be opposite to the glory and respect we have received. Wait, and our responsibility is to drive the forces of **** out of the human world."

Lal's expression gradually became serious, and then paired with a pair of high and solemn momentum, if he put on a white priest's robe, and then held this thick black book in his hand, he can really compare with those white beard **** sticks in the temple Last match.

　　 "Yes, sir."

I reluctantly replied. In fact, I know this is the reality I will face sooner or later. As my current Druid, if I dare to say on the street: "Hey, I miss the taste of sweet potatoes at home, I really want to go home and grow sweet potatoes." I'm afraid it will really give those civilians a living contempt to death.

It’s just that I didn’t expect to face it so early. I thought that my future legendary (self-proclaimed) fighting life started when I was forced to get a whiteboard and wooden stick by a wicked knight. I can’t wait to find a piece of tofu.

　　 Of course, there should be no tofu like this in the world, so the last sentence will be gorgeous and invalid.

In this way, I was forced to start the first battle of my life. Of course, the opponent is the first choice for rotting corpses. The slow movement and slow nerves really make his enemies very secure. Just be careful not to be surrounded. On the other hand, it is impossible to harm any one of the transferees, and even civilians can easily escape from it.

Many days of observation is not just talking. I have already understood the ability of the carrion. I don’t think it’s easy. The carrion’s movement is slow, the movement is slow, and the charge is slower, but Once fully charged, the speed of the attack at that moment is absolutely lightning-fast. If you have to describe it, it may be like a viper hunting food, from the very quiet to the dynamic feeling.

Of course, if there is a long-range attack, there is no suspense at all, but unfortunately I am a grassroots novice who has not learned a skill, and I don’t have a short bow made of tofu, so I had to carry the whiteboard. The wooden board is centered on a rotting corpse and moves in a circular motion with a radius of 10 meters.

At this time, if I had to ask me to render the atmosphere more solemn, then I can describe it as a martial arts master martial arts figure, one immobile like a mountain, intending to use static braking, and one looking for opportunities to prepare for preemption, both sides will trigger, The atmosphere is very dignified, the audience is very very tight... Hey, Doug over there, don't you look like a hungry ghost reborn, will you die if you eat less meat?

　　 This atmosphere lasted for about a quarter of an hour. The audience saw me, who was responsible for performing the preemptive predecessor's predecessor's performance, did not have the consciousness to do anything. After pretending to turn around the rotten corpse for more than ten minutes, they stopped.

On the one hand, the Shaolin Wudang Emei seniors who acted as referees, oh, it’s too much, I’m sorry, it should be an unscrupulous paladin and two barbarian barbarians. The seedlings pushed me into the boundless abyss, and Doug even booed and threw the half-eaten piece of meat in his hand.

　　 Doggy, you pseudo fan, you're a curse in my heart. If he is a fan in the world, it must be a riot, and it's the kind of blacklisted by all stadium security.

Under the fierce eyes of the three, I had no choice but to lift the wooden stick, shouted to brave myself, and then rushed towards the rotting corpse. The stiff pace, the flawed movements, the three next to me He shook his head straight-fortunately, the opponent was a rotten corpse. If it was replaced by a more agile sinking demon, my appearance might be like a fat duck, stretching his neck and swaying and rushing to try it. Knife looks like.

"Ha drink." The first shot finally hit, the first shot in life, why do you look at me with such a vision, I just accidentally knocked it from behind it, this is an accident, an accident , Definitely not knocking on the sap, shooting bricks, I am not that casual person!

　　 Go down and take the rotting corpse for a moment, and I immediately climbed and rolled, oh, no, it should be said that I took a few hundred steps backwards carefully, and then watched the rotting corpse vigilantly.

　　 "Wu, what are you doing? Get rid of it quickly." Lal couldn't see it anymore, just like the commander of the Imperial Army, he was scolding his men to charge * on the top of the mountain.

"Lar, at the moment I attacked it, I felt it was going to be a corpse." I was like the Communist Party in the bombarded trenches of the sky, with my left hand blocking the dust and dirt raised by the explosion next to me, and the right hand holding it Holding the telegraph, desperately shouted, "The enemy's firepower is too fierce, please ask the superior for support".

Carefully observe every action of the rotting corpse after being attacked to ensure that the previous attack did not arouse its hatred, and then I found something in my face, with a dignified look, I didn’t remember If it’s wrong, the mummy in the second tomb will die of corpse gas after death...

　　 "Bash you B, if your kid is passively idle, I will cast you off..."

　　The root of the green muscles on Lar's head*, even the swear words strictly prohibited by the Paladin, don't spit it out like money.

　　Uh~~, it seems that there is really no money...

Look at Lal, if you don’t start again, I’ll be transformed into a carrion-like madness. I reluctantly rushed up again. With the first experience, the nerves that have just been tight have been relaxed a lot, take a look The scorching pace of the corpse, I secretly uttered a knock on the legs of the old Buddha, and then swiped mercilessly on its leg joints with a wooden stick.

The purpose is good, but unfortunately the strength is not enough, just staggering a rotten corpse, it will immediately be like a tumbler, the body is rickety and straight, the rotten corpse turned around with empty eyes and looked at me, both hands Slowly retracting, my eyes narrowed and my heart cried out.

　　 As expected, at the next moment, the greasy green nails of the carrion had passed through the place where I had just stood, a good move to grab the milk dragon claw hand! The speed is really terrifying. If it was me before, even if it judged its attack trajectory, it would definitely not escape.

But for me, who has now transferred to Druid, it's a piece of cake. I am a lazy donkey. No, it should be eighteen rolls of dipping clothes, which is not suitable. In short, it is very chic on the ground. Once rolled, the difficulty factor and the elegance index were seriously exceeded, and when squatting, I did not forget to wave the stick to the middle of the left thigh and right thigh, hey, the imaginary key attack did not appear Is this rotten corpse a legendary **** before his death?

　　After one experience, things are simple. In fact, many things are not difficult, but few people dare to try it.

After a while, the rotten corpse slammed down under my fierce attack, and I rushed to the front immediately, resisting the nausea and touching underneath the corpse, praying to the boss for the good or bad for the first time. If you want to blast something out of face, you don’t need an artifact. Just bring a few practical and beautiful green dark gold pieces. Of course, if you add a wolf head with N skills, it will be more perfect.

But God didn’t seem to feel my grievances. When I was thinking about digging out its rotten belly to see if there were any artifacts hidden in it, Lal stepped forward to stop me in a mournful expression. .

　　 "Although this is a sinful monster, who are we? Light and glory, glorious changer for short! The work of blaming du's body can't be done..."

In fact, I think the meaning of Lal's words is: don't be stupid, kid, there will be no equipment drops in the body. Even if you crush it, you can't find anything to drop. This is countless of the seniors. Experience wow, I thought that uncle I had tried countless times...

"Yes, Wu's talent is indeed extraordinary. Even the slow corpse, few people can retreat in the first time, and they are unharmed, although the fighting method is really unacceptable... …"

Lal’s eyes were full of complexities. On the one hand, he was able to see the birth of genius with his own eyes. On the other hand, he was worried that I would continue such a trivial fighting style. Finally, it was found that it was forced by a paladin named Lal. Yunyun...

　　 And the eyes of the two barbarians revealed a little bit hot, UU reading www.uukanshu.com seems to want to learn from me.

"Where, this kind of thing is easy to do. If I give praise only because I am a newcomer at level 1, it is unfair to many people. After all, in real battles, others will not care how many levels you are, whether they are newcomers. of."

　　 I felt like I had done something terrible. I scratched my head embarrassedly. I specifically emphasized the words "level 1" and "newcomer" to dispel the barbaric brothers' desire to learn from me.

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In the next few days, Uncle Lal will first demonstrate himself, and then leave some carrion to let me deal with it alone. On the one hand, love is eager, so on the one hand, it seems that I have a good plan to correct my fighting style. .

I didn’t disappoint Lal either. From the beginning, I picked 1 carrion, and at the same time, 4 carrion at the same time. My style of play gradually became more proficient, and my style also changed slightly, barely changing from vulgar to Pseudo-regular flow.

　　Why should I abandon the extremely shameless frivolous flow and formalize it? Isn't the frivolous flow the fabled gold finger that beats less and beats the stronger?

Don’t forget, this is not a game after all, there is also a risk of lewdness. If you are successful, you will naturally be able to copy the book, but in case of failure, it may be GAMEOVER. I can't just squander my life like this. Although the regular flow is more rigid, it is relatively safe.

　　 Therefore, I wisely gave up the lewdness. Of course, I did not abandon it. Under the circumstances of ensuring safety, the occasional lewdness can also reduce a lot of consumption.