Diary of the life of a working wizard

"There's no comparison with Dr. Zhao. He's just a traditional Chinese medicine doctor from the First Affiliated Hospital of Jiangzhou University." Xia Yunjie said with a modest smile.

"Oh, it turns out to be Chinese medicine. But Chinese medicine is not very popular these days, and Chinese medicine is suspected of being a pretense. Haha, don't mind Dr. Xia, I'm just telling the truth." Wang Xinmin heard that you, Xia Yunjie, are just from the First Affiliated Hospital of Jiangzhou University. A doctor, and it was just a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, his face regained its proud look, and he spoke with a hint of disdain.

"Yeah, who goes to see a traditional Chinese medicine doctor these days, especially if you go to a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, you always go to an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor. Xiaoyan, your boyfriend is still young, it's better to switch to a western medicine doctor as soon as possible, otherwise you will have to wait until you are in your seventh or eighth decade to become popular. , how long do you have to wait!" Seeing the opportunity coming, Zhao Yumin immediately followed, seemingly caring with good intentions, but actually said sarcastically.

Although it was clearly known that Xia Yunjie, the doctor, was fake and even worse than a doctor, when she saw Zhao Yumin and her boyfriend jointly criticizing her "boyfriend", Zhu Xiaoyan refused to do it. Her pretty face fell and she felt like having a seizure. .

However, before Zhu Xiaoyan had time to get angry, she felt her little hand being firmly grasped by Xia Yunjie's hand. Then she saw Xia Yunjie say calmly: "That's because you are ignorant and short-sighted."

Zhao Yumin and Wang Xinmin both came from good families and had arrogant personalities since they were young. How could they be willing to be ridiculed like this? Their expressions immediately changed when they heard this. Especially Wang Xinmin himself was a doctor, and he would not tolerate a mere local Chinese medicine doctor talking about him. Ignorant and short-sighted, his face became particularly ugly, and he opened his mouth to refute.

However, Xia Yunjie calmly waved his hand to stop him again: "Doctor Wang, don't be dissatisfied. I don't mean to belittle Western medicine. On the contrary, I think Western medicine is very advanced and is better than Chinese medicine in many places, but that doesn't mean it's good." Belittle Chinese medicine. Many diseases are difficult to treat with Western medicine, but Chinese medicine has its own unique methods. For example, you..."

As he spoke, Xia Yunjie ignored the surprised looks from others and whispered in Wang Xinmin's ear.

Wang Xinmin originally had a disdainful expression at first, but when Xia Yunjie muttered these words, Wang Xinmin's entire face suddenly turned red and he said, "You're talking nonsense!"

"Haha, am I talking nonsense?" Xia Yunjie smiled disapprovingly, then leaned over again and whispered a few words in Wang Xinmin's ear. After speaking, he showed a sympathetic expression, patted Wang Xinmin's shoulder, and then took Zhu Xiaoyan's hand. Shou smiled and said: "Sister Yan, let's go first!"

As he spoke, he ignored Zhu Xiaoyan's surprised expression and pulled her into the elevator, but she had just walked to the elevator door unknowingly.

When Xia Yunjie pulled Zhu Xiaoyan into the elevator, Wang Xinmin's originally red face had now turned pale, and he stood there with blank eyes.

"Hey, Ajie, what did you just say to that Wang Xinmin? Why does he seem to have suddenly become stupid." In the elevator, Zhu Xiaoyan couldn't help but blow hot air into Xia Yunjie's ear and asked.

"Nothing, I just discussed medical matters with him." Xia Yunjie said with a smile.

"Go ahead and lie to the devil! Let's discuss what will happen to him? Will you tell me?" Zhu Xiaoyan rolled her eyes at Xia Yunjie, then secretly reached out and pinched the flesh of Xia Yunjie's waist and threatened.

"You really want me to tell you?" Xia Yunjie smiled evilly at Zhu Xiaoyan.

"Of course!" Zhu Xiaoyan whispered.

"Okay then." Xia Yunjie nodded helplessly after hearing this, glanced at the other people in the elevator, then put his mouth close to Zhu Xiaoyan's ear and whispered: "I said he had premature ejaculation!"

"What? Premature ejaculation!" Zhu Xiaoyan didn't expect that this was what Xia Yunjie said to Wang Xinmin, so she couldn't help but exclaimed.

By the time she realized she was in an elevator and wanted to cover her mouth, it was already too late. Everyone in the elevator looked at her in surprise.

Even though Zhu Xiaoyan is a bold and bold female lesbian, she couldn't help but blushing at this moment. Fortunately, the elevator door opened, and Zhu Xiaoyan hurriedly took Xia Yunjie's hand and walked quickly from the elevator as if running away. come out.

After getting out of the elevator, Zhu Xiaoyan caressed her plump and undulating breasts, pinched Xia Yunjie viciously and said, "Looking at how honest you are usually, I didn't expect that you are also a bad guy, and you actually said such things to me in the elevator! "

"I'm wronged. You forced me to tell you, okay?" Xia Yunjie said with an aggrieved look on his face while touching his pinched arm.

"You didn't really tell Wang Xinmin that he had premature ejaculation, did you?" Zhu Xiaoyan said in disbelief when she saw Xia Yunjie's aggrieved look.

"That's false, otherwise why would his face be so ugly?" Xia Yunjie replied.

"No, it doesn't look like he is a loser. Why did he endure it when you scolded him for premature ejaculation?" After hearing this, Zhu Xiaoyan couldn't help but think of Wang Xinmin's performance just now, and said with a look of disbelief on her face.

"It's not understandable, because he did have premature ejaculation. He didn't want others to know, so of course he had to endure it." Xia Yunjie said matter-of-factly.

"No! How do you know that he really has premature ejaculation? Did you really see it?" Zhu Xiaoyan couldn't help but feel even more incredible after thinking about it.

"Of course." Xia Yunjie smiled, with a slightly proud smile on his lips.

"Stop bragging, can you tell this with your half-heartedness? Then you can't be a miracle doctor!" Of course Zhu Xiaoyan didn't believe it, and rolled her eyes when she heard this.

"You don't understand this. Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, hearing, asking, and understanding. This is the first step. Have you noticed that Wang Xinmin's hair is already a little thinning at a young age?" Xia Yunjie said.

"It seems there is, so what?" Zhu Xiaoyan thought for a while and asked.

"Medical books say that those with kidneys will have their hair grow, which means that the quality of the kidneys will be reflected in the hair. Wang Xinmin's hair is sparse and not shiny at a young age. It is obvious that he has kidney deficiency. Kidney deficiency, hehe, is not easy to cause Well." Xia Yunjie explained.

"Hey, I can't tell, you really understand!" Seeing that Xia Yunjie explained clearly and logically, and citing the classics, Zhu Xiaoyan couldn't help but her eyes lit up, and she looked at Xia Yunjie in surprise.

"Of course, how dare you go to Liangshan without twos and threes." Xia Yunjie said boldly.

"I gave you a little color and you got it right. So according to what you said, wouldn't all the bald people on the street have kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation?" Seeing Xia Yunjie's shameless expression, Zhu Xiaoyan couldn't help but roll her eyes. She didn't believe that Xia Yunjie really had profound knowledge in Chinese medicine.

"Of course not, but Wang Xinmin definitely is." Xia Yunjie said.

"Why?" Zhu Xiaoyan asked.

"This secret." Xia Yunjie smiled mysteriously, because he really didn't know how to explain it, so he had to pretend to be mysterious.

"Stop pretending to be mysterious. Are you going to say it or not?" Zhu Xiaoyan was not as obedient as Wu Yuqi, Liu Ke and others. Upon hearing this, the hand holding Xia Yunjie's arm immediately pinched a piece of meat secretly, and then threatened road.

Being pinched and threatened by Zhu Xiaoyan, Xia Yunjie was really anxious and came up with a reasonable explanation. He hurriedly said: "Sister, please be gentle, don't be seen by others, I said it's not okay."

"Wouldn't you have to suffer if you said no earlier?" Zhu Xiaoyan blushed slightly when she heard this, and glanced at the door of the hall with a guilty conscience. However, the two of them came out of the elevator. They walked very slowly because they had something to say, but Even so, we are almost at the entrance to the hall.

"Actually, this is not difficult to guess. Think about where Wang Xinmin studied abroad?" Xia Yunjie asked.

"Japan! What does this have to do with his early... ahem, that one?" Zhu Xiaoyan is a girl after all. She said the word "premature ejaculation" into Xia Yunjie's ear, which still felt a bit weird.

"Of course it does matter. Think about it, which industry is the most developed in Japan? Too much is not enough!" Xia Yunjie said with a wicked smile.

Zhu Xiaoyan thought for a long time, and suddenly said "Ah!" in realization, and then pinched Xia Yunjie hard and said: "You little villain, your mind is full of lustful thoughts. In vain, I thought you were an innocent boy. !”

Being pinched and scolded by the mature and sexy yet wild sister Yan, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but feel inexplicably agitated even though he knew she was a lesbian, but his expression was unavoidably a little awkward.

Seeing Xia Yunjie's honest and embarrassed look, Zhu Xiaoyan couldn't help but laugh out loud, then gently tapped his forehead with her finger and said coquettishly: "Don't pretend to be honest to me, continue talking, other than thinking of this reason , how else did you judge him?"

"Can you not tell me?" Xia Yunjie was a little afraid of Zhu Xiaoyan, so he couldn't bear to hear this.

"No." Zhu Xiaoyan said very domineeringly.

"Actually, there is another point. I judged it from your female classmate." Xia Yunjie said.

"No? What does Wang Xinmin have to do with Zhao Yumin?" Zhu Xiaoyan asked with confusion on her face.

"Of course it does matter. Didn't you notice that your female classmate has several pimples on her face?" Xia Yunjie said.

"You mean, because she can't get enough...ah, giggle, I'm laughing to death, you little scoundrel! I can't see that you are usually so honest, but you have so many evil intentions!" Zhu Xiaoyan looked at her face at first. He was confused, but soon couldn't help but laugh.

"Don't accuse me wrongly, okay? Traditional Chinese medicine focuses on looking, hearing, asking, and understanding. This is also a diagnosis, okay?" Xia Yunjie said with a look of injustice and aggrievement.

"Okay, okay, I have wronged you! No matter what, I have to thank you for helping me get out of this bad mood. You don't know, Zhao Yumin and Qi Xiling are best friends, and they ridiculed me a lot back then. Today, It's still the same when we meet. Fortunately, you are here. Will that woman dare to show off in front of me in the future?" Seeing Xia Yunjie's wronged and aggrieved look, Zhu Xiaoyan suddenly held his arm tightly and said gratefully.