Diary of the life of a working wizard

"Pfft!" Shen Liti's question made Xia Yunjie spit out the wine in his mouth again. .

"Is the reaction so exaggerated? It's just a joke! Just like you, whether you are handsome or not, whether you have a diploma or not, and how much money you don't have, a female boss worth hundreds of millions will always take a fancy to you. Weird!" Shen Liti couldn't help rolling her eyes when she saw Xia Yunjie spitting out the wine.

Originally, when Shen Liti said that Su Zhiyan was interested in him, Xia Yunjie was really shocked and was thinking about how to explain it. But now that Shen Liti said this, he felt unconvinced and deliberately said with disdain: "Tch, that's right. You don’t have the vision of my boss. My boss can tell at a glance that I, Xia Yunjie, am definitely not a creature in the pond, and will one day soar into the sky."

"You're so stupid! Let's have a drink. You've just become a specialist in the human resources department and you have to fuck. If you really become a manager someday, why don't you grow eyes to your forehead." Shen Liti paled when she saw Xia Yunjie blowing on her. He said with a glance.

"Don't look down on people, maybe I will be the manager in a year or two!" Xia Yunjie said confidently.

"Okay, okay, Manager Xia!" Shen Liti rolled her eyes angrily when she saw that Xia Yunjie was getting worse and worse.

Seeing this, Xia Yunjie drank the wine in his glass with great satisfaction.

"By the way, Master, now that you have been promoted to the company's administrative department, do you think I should also make a change and apply for domestic to international flight attendant training? If everything goes well, my income will increase a lot. "Seeing Xia Yunjie drink it all with great satisfaction, Shen Liti's beautiful eyes sparkled and she suddenly asked.

"Why not apply? I think you should work harder and experience more while you are young now. Moreover, if you become an international flight attendant, the people you will meet and the places you will see will definitely be different in the future, and your life experiences will definitely become more colorful. ." Xia Yunjie replied without thinking after hearing this.

"I think so too. Life is short. Now that you have entered the profession of stewardess, you must be an excellent stewardess. However, international flight attendants have higher requirements for English. I am afraid that my English is not good," Shen Liti said.

"No, how can I be so unsure of myself? Look at me. I graduated from a technical secondary school. When I graduated, I only knew twenty-six letters in English. If you put a sentence in front of me, I can't read it smoothly. But you Look at how I can speak fluent English abroad now, are you not as good as me?" Xia Yunjie said.

"That's true!" Shen Liti thought about it and nodded seriously.

"No, you really think you are better than me!" Xia Yunjie said with a "depressed" look on his face when he saw Shen Liti nodding.

"Puch! You said that yourself." Seeing Xia Yunjie's depressed look, Shen Liti couldn't help but laugh happily.

"Forget it, if you are better than me, just be better than me. That's fine, I can also date beautiful and rich women in the future." Xia Yunjie Ah Q said.

"Pang rich woman, you have a beautiful idea! If you don't climb to the position of manager within the next two years, I will kick you away." Shen Liti laughed and scolded.

"So, if I can climb to the position of manager in the next two years, you will commit yourself to marry me." Xia Yunjie said with a smile.

"You have a beautiful idea! At most, I just give you a chance to be an alternate!" Shen Liti said with a blushing face, and after finishing speaking, she couldn't help but giggle.

Under the light, seeing Shen Liti smiling so happily, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but smile.

The next day, when he woke up, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but look forward to it, thinking that he would soon become a member of the office white-collar workers.

Get up and face the east as usual, and practice with your legs crossed. The purple energy from the east pours into the body like a rainbow, and is continuously transformed into witchcraft power and true energy in the ancient tripod and golden elixir of Niwan Palace.

I don’t know if it’s because he merged with Zhu Xiaoyan and Shao Lihong and combined the fiery masculine energy in his body. Xia Yunjie feels extra calm during these days of practice, and his realm has improved much faster than before. The understanding of the Tao is also much deeper than before, and there are faint signs of breaking through the early stage of Earth Witch Sanding.

After finishing his exercises and having breakfast, Xia Yunjie rode his bicycle all the way to Jin Mao Tower with his shoulder bag on his back as usual.

Even in May, the climate in Jiangnan becomes warmer early. While cycling through the crowds of people, you can already see many beauty-loving girls eagerly putting on cool clothes, exposing their arms and thighs, adding a bit of spring to the city.

Riding a bicycle, Xia Yunjie arrived at Jin Mao Tower not long after.

As soon as he arrived at the building, the security guards of the building surrounded him and greeted him with "Brother Jie, Brother Jie". Xia Yunjie, who had not seen these colleagues for more than two months, felt warm in his heart and smiled at them one by one. These security guards say hello.

"Brother Jie, don't rush up now. There are still more than ten minutes before work. Why don't you talk to us about Africa first?" Seeing Xia Yunjie park his bicycle and prepare to go to the elevator, Lao Luo and others immediately pulled him Follow him to the security room.

Although Xia Yunjie wanted to go up and report earlier, he could not refuse the kindness of his colleagues, so he had to follow him to the security room. As soon as he entered the security room, he was pinned down by various hands.

"Africa is actually not that bad. Compared to China, it's just a little messier, poorer and more backward, and the people there are lazy. There really isn't much else to say." Xia Yunjie thought for a while and said after everyone pinned him down on his seat. .

"No, that's all. Brother Jie, you're not enough of a buddy. For example, in Africa, didn't you have any ambiguous stories with our President Su? Or maybe some hero saved a beautiful woman, and then the beautiful woman promised him her body. Story?" When Lao Luo and others heard this, they first looked dissatisfied, and then asked with obscene expressions on their faces.

Xia Yunjie saw that what these guys obviously wanted to hear was not the customs and customs of the African continent, but the erotic stories. He couldn't help but rolled his eyes in anger and said, "Help me, they are basically black girls over there. Xu, do I dare to ask for it?"

"That's not necessarily true. In fact, some black girls are quite beautiful, and black girls have big butts that feel special when they shake." Lao Luo licked his tongue and said obscenely.

"Oh no, Lao Luo, your taste is too damn strong!" Seeing Lao Luo's expression, several other people pointed at him and laughed and cursed.

"You little brats know nothing! White people still like black people's big eagles, so why don't I like black girls with big butts?" Lao Luo said with disdain.

After finishing speaking, the old Roman man came to Xia Yunjie with his coveted face and asked: "Brother Jie, I heard that there are many primitive tribes over there. Are they the same as those in the movies? Black girls You’re not even wearing any clothes, but you’re naked and your butt is exposed, and your breasts are dangling around?”

"Oh no! Lao Luo, you are so damn perverted!" Hearing this, the security guards pointed at Lao Luo again and laughed and cursed, but then they made a reaction that left Xia Yunjie completely speechless. After they scolded him, , all of them urged with bright eyes: "Brother Jie, is it true? Have you really seen the black girl wandering around with her butt naked and her breasts exposed?"

After finishing speaking, everyone stared at Xia Yunjie and held their breath.

"I didn't see it." Xia Yunjie replied angrily.

"Holy shit, it turns out the TV is a lie." The security guards who were full of expectations scolded the TV in disappointment after hearing this.

"However, there are some black girls over there who look quite pleasing to the eye. Of course, what Lao Luo said is right. Black girls generally have bigger butts, and polygamy is allowed there. Chinese are the objects of local black girls' desire. , so Lao Luo is really going to Agia, and he will definitely be a rich and handsome man." Seeing the disappointment of the security guards, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but add a few more words.

"Really? I, Lao Luo, can also become a rich and handsome man in Agia? Can I also marry three wives and four concubines?" Lao Luo immediately became energetic after hearing this, stood up straight, and shook his head and became a little sparse. s hair.

"Come on, Lao Luo. With your body and bones, don't have such a big dream. Don't let someone shake your big ass and shake your thing away." The others burst into laughter when they saw this.

"Get out of here! Get out of here!" Seeing everyone laughing at him, Lao Luo couldn't help but depressedly picked up the newspapers on the table and punched them one by one.

Xia Yunjie saw that the office was noisy and the security guards were speaking extremely rudely, but for some reason he didn't feel disgusted at all, but felt particularly friendly.

While everyone was making a fuss, security captain Xu Yongjun walked in. Seeing everyone's commotion, he couldn't help but darken his face and said, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Is there any discipline?"

When Lao Luo and others saw the captain arriving, they all stopped joking and said with a smile: "Captain Xu, we haven't seen Brother Jie for more than two months, so everyone is a little excited."

"Excited? I don't think you are excited to see Brother Jie, are you? The one who is excited should be the African girl!" Xu Yongjun obviously knew these guys very well. After hearing this, he glared and cursed, then turned to Xia Yunjie, showed a smile and said: "Yun Jay is back.”

"Yes, Captain Xu, I came back before May Day. Because I was lazy for a few days during the May Day holiday, I didn't come to report to you." Xia Yunjie replied with a smile.

"You don't have to report to me anymore. Manager Jin Yuwei of the Human Resources Department just called me and said that you will be transferred to the Human Resources Department from today on." Xu Yongjun said, with envious eyes in his eyes.

Although Xu Yongjun is now the security captain and his salary is higher than that of ordinary security guards and ordinary employees in the administrative department, Chinese people always believe that working in an office is more prestigious than being a security guard, and the security profession is almost There is no room for development and advancement, and it will be the end of Xu Yongjun's position. Therefore, Xu Yongjun was very envious of Xia Yunjie's young age and his career change after graduating from technical secondary school and entering the administrative department of the unit.

If Xu Yongjun is like this, let alone Lao Luo and others. When they heard that Xia Yunjie had transferred to the Human Resources Department, they all looked envious and said, "Wow, Brother Jie, you didn't really have any stories with the beautiful boss, did you? As soon as he came back from Africa, he was quickly promoted to the Human Resources Department. !”