Diary of the life of a working wizard
Chapter 759: The Master of Picking Up Girls
"Who's calling? Are you okay?" When Qin Lan answered the phone, Xia Yunjie had already put on his clothes and asked cautiously and concernedly.
"It's a call from the Municipal Party Committee Secretary, but I was killed by you. You said that something like that happened last night, but I, the Municipal Bureau Chief, was sleeping at home. Even the Municipal Party Secretary made two calls before he answered the phone. Do you think there was anything wrong? What happened? Oh, by the way, what happened to the missed call in front of me? Even if I sleep deeply, I will definitely wake up when the phone rings." Qin Lan asked Xia Yunjie with her eyes staring at him like he was interrogating a criminal.
"Ahem, I was afraid that you and I would be tired, so I muted the phone when it rang." Xia Yunjie said with a guilty conscience.
"What? You, you guy, I'm so angry with you." Qin Lan was so angry that she pinched and hit Xia Yunjie.
"The secretary of the municipal party committee won't scold you, right? If he dares to scold you, tell me and I will fix him. Just kidding, even my wife, Xia Yunjie, dares to scold you. Do you still want to be the municipal party committee..." Xia Yunjie rubbed the quilt. Qin Lan pinched the phone and said exaggeratedly.
"I let you fix it, I let you fix it, who else is your wife? Let me tell you, don't think that if I go to bed with you, she will just follow you like other women." Qin Lan put her hands on her hips, " Majestic" said.
Although Xia Yunjie had expected this answer, his expression could not help but darken when he heard this. He nodded and said, "I know."
Qin Lan, who was originally "majestic" and "menacing", saw that Xia Yunjie suddenly looked gloomy, and her heart softened. She gently hugged Xia Yunjie's waist, looked at him with both eyes and said softly: "Why are you angry?"
"Haha, what's there to be angry about? I did something wrong, I was too greedy," Xia Yunjie said with a forced smile.
"Why am I not greedy?" Qin Lan hugged Xia Yunjie tightly, pressed her face against his chest and said, "But I know that asking you to give up other women is unrealistic and cruel, so Yunjie, don't be angry. , give me some time.”
"Thank you, Sister Lan," Xia Yunjie said movedly.
"You little rascal, what can we say thank you to?" Qin Lan rolled her eyes.
After saying that, Qin Lan suddenly remembered the phone call from the Municipal Party Committee Secretary, and couldn't help but change her face and said: "Ah, it's terrible."
Then Qin Lan hurriedly let go, then opened her legs and rushed towards the bathroom.
But before she took a few steps, her brows furrowed, showing a trace of pain.
"What's wrong?" Xia Yunjie stepped forward and asked with concern.
"You're still asking? It's all because of you, so hard. How can I go to work now like this?" Qin Lan was so anxious that she almost cried.
Getting out of bed was not a big deal before, but when I opened my legs and walked quickly, I felt a burning pain down there.
"This, this is all my fault. But don't be impatient, just take off your pants and I'll give them to you." Xia Yunjie suddenly came to his senses and said distressedly.
"What? How long has this been, and you still..." Qin Lan glared angrily upon hearing this.
"Sister Lan, do you think I look like that kind of person?" Xia Yunjie couldn't laugh or cry.
"You are that kind of person." Qin Lan actually realized that she had misunderstood Xia Yunjie halfway through her words, but still glared.
Women can be unreasonable sometimes.
"Teacher Xia, when can you teach me two moves? My requirements are not high, as long as I can hook up with someone who is half, no, one-third as good as Sister Lan." Jiangzhou University, In the 30u office of the College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Liu Leehom said with a salivating expression on his face.
Time flies so fast, and it has been almost a month since they returned from their trip to Dongping Lake, but Liu Leehom and others still miss Qin Lan and ask Xia Yunjie every now and then to teach him one or two tricks to pick up girls. Even every time I talk about Qin Lan, Liu Leehom and other male teachers, I can't help but drool.
"Teacher Liu, just let me go, I really don't have any tricks." Xia Yunjie said with a headache.
"Teacher Liu, just accept this reality. It's not that Teacher Xia has a trick for picking up girls, but that the parents are more handsome and younger than you." During this period, Li Xiaoshi was also nagged by Liu Leehom and other three male teachers until she had a headache. They were all a little jealous.
Also, Li Xiaoshi was originally the only "beauty" in the 306 office, but now it's better. Ever since they came back from a trip to Dongping Lake, Liu Leehom and the other three have been obsessed with Sister Lan, even though Li Xiaoshi knew clearly that he and Sister Lan There's no way to compare, and it's hard to avoid hearing them talk about it all the time.
"I admit this, but if you say that with Teacher Xia's conditions, without a few unique skills, I can seduce a goddess-level beauty like Sister Lan, I firmly don't believe it." Liu Leehom said.
"I don't believe it either." Lu Gaoda stood up and agreed, then put his hand on Xia Yunjie's shoulder and said with a lewd expression: "Mr. After two nights together, have you slept in her bed?"
"Teacher Li, I'm going to collapse. I really don't know how you've managed to get along with them these past few years." Xia Yunjie said as he picked up the textbook on the table and prepared to leave.
Just as Xia Yunjie was about to leave, the door was suddenly pushed open, a burst of fragrance hit him, and the person who came in was none other than Yang Shuqin, the teaching secretary.
“Mr.
"What's the matter? Secretary Yang." Xia Yunjie had no choice but to pause and ask.
"Today is the weekend, do you have any plans for the evening?" Yang Shuqin asked.
"No." Xia Yunjie shook his head and said with a trace of doubt on his face.
"That's great, where are you, Mr. Liu?" Yang Shuqin asked Liu Leehom and others again.
"We are all singles, what can happen? Why does Secretary Yang want to treat us to dinner?" Liu Leehom rubbed his fat hands and said with an excited expression.
"You Liu Leehom, no wonder you can't pick up beautiful women. You don't think about Miss Yang inviting you to dinner when you open your mouth. It should be you who takes the initiative to invite others." Li Xiaoshi rolled her eyes at Liu Leehom and said sarcastically.
"Teacher Li, please don't hit me like this. I'm trying hard to learn from Teacher Xia." Liu Leehom said.
"Haha, just talking about learning is not enough, you also need practice. I have a good suggestion tonight. How about we all go clubbing together?" Yang Shuqin said with gleaming eyes.
"Of course clubbing is good," Liu Leehom and three other male teachers immediately raised their hands in agreement.
"It's fun to go out to the bar occasionally, but will something happen again?" Li Xiaoshi said hesitantly.
If there hadn't been some accident in Dongtong City last time, it would still have been a lot of fun, and Li Xiaoshi missed it very much. However, after what happened, she would inevitably feel a little worried.
"Isn't there Teacher Xia?" Yang Shuqin pointed at Xia Yunjie disapprovingly.
"I didn't say go." Xia Yunjie said hurriedly.
“Mr. What should I do if I reach out to Secretary Yang or Teacher Li?" Liu Leehom and three other male teachers immediately condemned Xia Yunjie with righteous indignation.
"Okay then, why don't I just go?" What else could Xia Yunjie say when faced with the condemnation of Liu Leehom and three others? It can't be said that it was me, Teacher Xia, who finally took you out of the police station.
"It will be no problem if Teacher Xia goes. This is Jiangzhou City, and I think the Jiangzhou University sign should still be useful." Li Xiaoshi breathed a sigh of relief when Xia Yunjie said he was going.
"Then it's settled. After get off work, we ate in the school cafeteria, and then walked slowly towards Nanshan Road. Oh, by the way, Teacher Liu, Teacher Gao, and Teacher Fan, I also made an appointment with two people who work in Jiangzhou City "My female classmate in college," Yang Shuqin said.
"Really? Secretary Yang is better." When Liu Leehom and others heard this, their eyes immediately brightened, but they kept saying gratitude.
"Hehe, thank you, no need. If you really have the ability to talk to my two classmates, you can't forget me as a matchmaker. Oh, by the way, these two female classmates of mine are very beautiful." Yang Shuqin smiled.
"You can tell by looking at Secretary Yang that your classmate must be very beautiful." Liu Leehom's eyes lit up even more when he heard this, but he lost no time in flattering her.
"Hey, Teacher Liu, you are making progress. If you can perform at this level tonight, I think there is great hope." Li Xiaoshi gave Liu Leehom a thumbs up and smiled.
While we were joking, it was time to get off work soon. We all went to the cafeteria to eat together, and then walked along the campus boulevard to Nanshan Road, the most famous bar street in Jiangzhou City.
Although Nanshan Road is not far across from Jiangzhou University, everyone was chatting and laughing and taking their time. By the time we reached Nanshan Road, it was already completely dark and neon lights were shining everywhere.
I hope I am not going to hhlpnight. When I arrived at the familiar Nanshan Road, Xia Yunjie was quite uneasy.
Now he has been dubbed the master of picking up girls by Liu Leehom and others. If he goes to hhlpnight bar later and Wu Yuqi and others come up to him, I am afraid that he will be immediately upgraded to the master of picking up girls in the eyes of Liu Leehom and others. Of course, in the eyes of the two female teachers, Li Xiaoshi and Yang Shuqin, they might have become big perverts and philanderers.
However, things in the world are often such coincidences. Xia Yunjie didn't want to go to hhlpnight, but Yang Shuqin and others happened to fall in love with hhlpnight at the same time while walking.
“The outside of this place looks nice.”
"I like the name alone."
“I heard someone say that this bar on Nanshan Road has the best security.”
Oh, can it be bad? Even the bosses who run bars in Nanshan Road don't dare to charge at this bar. Xia Yunjie sighed secretly.
While sighing, Xia Yunjie saw that Liu Leehom and others were rushing into the bar impatiently, so he had no choice but to follow them in.
Just make peace with what you have come to, or if the worst happens, upgrade to a master of picking up girls. Xia Yunjie comforted himself.
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