Diary of the life of a working wizard

Chapter 896: Complete nonsense

Xia Yunjie was in Kuoshan Wonderland at this time, so naturally he was not in the clinic.

There were only three of his graduate students in the clinic, Liu Yiwei, Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou.

When the three of them saw that one of the people who came in was a Chinese, the other three were all blond foreigners, and one of them was a very graceful and sexy young lady. The three of them couldn't help but feel... Showing surprise, especially Dai Yongzhou, a young man who has never seen a real blonde beauty so close in his life, his eyes were staring straight at Her Majesty Queen Catherine who was still wearing brown sunglasses.

, every move is full of elegance and nobility, which makes Dai Yongzhou, a young and careful person, jump.

In fact, let alone Dai Yongzhou, even Liu Yiwei was inevitably affected at this time. However, he is an old Chinese medicine doctor after all, and he abides by what Xia Yunjie said. His eyes did not linger on Her Majesty Queen Catherine, but glanced over and said with a smile: "Hello, who among you is the patient?"

Translator Liu translated Liu Yiwei's words. After hearing this, Queen Catherine took off her glasses, pointed at herself, and said in English: "It's me, Dr. Liu."

After saying that, he sat down in front of Liu Yiwei's desk. A pair of beautiful eyes with exotic and bewitching colors calmly looked at Liu Yiwei and the man and woman sitting next to him.

Of the three people present here, except for Liu Yiwei, the "old Chinese doctor" who is a little bit poorer in English, Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou are both capable of talking to people, especially Gu Qianlin, who is a doctoral candidate, and her English skills are even better. Queen Catherine spoke in English, and the three of them could naturally understand it. Moreover, even if they didn't understand, they could guess it from her actions. So when they saw Queen Catherine sitting down, the three of them looked at her calmly, secretly marveling at the beauty of Her Majesty Queen Catherine.

However, because Her Majesty Queen Catherine has been quite haggard these days, the pictures in news reports are always somewhat different from the real person. In addition, no matter how rich their imaginations are, Liu Yiwei and the others would never have imagined that a queen from a European country would come to them. I came to see a doctor in a small place, so I just marveled at Her Majesty the Queen's beauty, but didn't recognize her.

After Liu Yiwei looked at Her Majesty the Queen quietly, he flipped through the medical record and saw Robert's name written on it. He said with a smile: "Ms. Robert, let me introduce you first. This is my junior sister Gu Qianlin. Doctor, this is my junior brother, Dai Yongzhou. The three of us will diagnose you later so that we can more accurately judge your illness."

Robert was the name of Queen Catherine's family. She was worried that Liu Yiwei and the others would recognize her, so she used the family's name instead of her own name.

Doctor Berg and Chief Guard Hof twitched the corners of their mouths slightly, with a trace of disdain flashing in their eyes.

Even Chinese medicine is considered a pseudoscience by them. In their view, the doctorate and master's degrees evaluated by Chinese medicine are naturally nonsense. However, this is the first time for Her Majesty the Queen to meet three Chinese medicine practitioners from the same discipline who help her diagnose. She is quite a bit confused. Novel, said: "Thank you Dr. Liu, Dr. Gu and Master Dai."

"You're welcome, this is our duty. Now please put your right hand on the table, madam. I want to take your pulse first." Liu Yiwei said with a smile.

Translator Liu translated Liu Yiwei's words.

Her Majesty the Queen and the other three people all had a look of surprise on their faces when they heard this. In the past, when Her Majesty the Queen saw a doctor, the Chinese doctors usually asked her what was going on with her body first, and then took her pulse. However, Liu Yiwei was very different from other Chinese doctors. He didn't ask anything but directly felt his pulse.

After Liu Yiwei took the pulse, he looked at Her Majesty's face and tongue coating. Then Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou took her pulse and looked at her face and tongue coating.

After the three people finished the examination, they each whispered the diagnosis results. Seeing that there was no difference, Liu Yiwei said: "Ms. Robert, you look haggard, your eyes are a little dull, and judging from your pulse, you are beating fast. , the pulse is floating, it is not difficult to judge that your physical condition has been relatively weak recently, and your diet and sleep should be relatively poor, but there are no obvious signs that you have any organ lesions. Can you tell me more about your current physical condition now? So that we can further diagnose what disease you have."

Although Liu Yiwei's words were not very certain, they basically stated Her Majesty's symptoms, especially the final diagnosis that Her Majesty did not have any organ lesions. This conclusion, even if it comes to Western medicine, would probably require the use of various instruments to treat the patient. This conclusion can only be reached after a full-body examination, and Liu Yiwei only came to this conclusion by feeling the pulse and observing the color. Therefore, when translator Liu translated Liu Yiwei's words to Her Majesty the Queen, Dr. Berg and the Chief of Guard Hof were both interested. There was a flash of surprise, and Her Majesty the Queen's eyes suddenly lit up, and she nodded: "Dr. Liu, your diagnosis is not wrong at all. I have been really weak recently, and my diet and sleep are very poor. It can even be said that basically every day I didn't eat much, and I couldn't fall asleep for a long time at night. Even if I fell asleep, my mind was full of messy dreams, and I slept very tiredly and lightly."

"Oh, what dream?" After hearing what Liu translated, Liu Yiwei's eyes suddenly lit up and he immediately asked, and he still asked in English.

"This..." Upon hearing this, Her Majesty the Queen's originally haggard and pale face flushed with a trace of red, her mouth opened but she hesitated to speak.

Yes, how should I put it? Should I tell the doctor that I have been dreaming about a Chinese man every day these days, and many times he falls from the sky naked and falls on top of her?

Seeing Her Majesty the Queen hesitate to speak, with a hint of shyness on her haggard face, Liu Yiwei couldn't help but think of a very special disease, lovesickness.

The symptoms of lovesickness are loss of appetite, trance, and dull eyes... But how could such a beautiful woman with such a noble and elegant temperament like this woman in front of her suffer from lovesickness? However, judging from the pulse just now, Ms. Robert seems to have no organ disease. Obviously, the main problem of the disease is psychological or spiritual. In this case, just now she said that she was dreaming, but when asked about her dream, she looked a little shy and hesitated to speak. In all likelihood, it was really possible that she was lovesick.

Now that he had a conclusion in his mind, Liu Yiwei asked Gu Qianlin and Dai Yongzhou for their diagnostic opinions in a low voice. Dai Yongzhou's medical skills are still limited for the time being, and he suggested that the patient may be caused by high work pressure and needs to be completely relaxed. Gu Qianlin put forward the same view as Liu Yiwei, believing that it is most likely lovesickness. But she also couldn't figure out how such a beautiful blonde could get lovesick. Could it be that if a woman like her really fell in love with a man, would that man be able to reject a woman like her?

"I would like to ask, is Ms. Robert dreaming about a man?" Seeing that Gu Qianlin agreed with his diagnosis, Liu Yiwei became more and more convinced that Catherine was suffering from lovesickness, so he asked again.

Seeing Liu Yiwei asking Her Majesty the Queen if she was dreaming of a man, Dr. Berg and Captain Hof showed a look of anger on their faces.

Her Majesty the Queen is the head of state of their country, the symbol of a country, supreme and noble, and the goddess in the hearts of all men in the country. Now the Chinese doctor in front of her actually asked her if she often dreams about a man. This Absolutely disrespectful and blasphemous to Her Majesty the Queen.

However, Her Majesty the Queen did not show any anger at all. Not only did she not show any anger, the shy look on her face seemed to be thicker, and she nodded, but what about this man, he had sex with her again in her dream? What, Her Majesty the Queen did not say a word.

Doctor Berg and Captain Hof were dumbfounded when they saw Her Majesty the Queen nodding. They couldn't imagine what kind of man could appear in Her Majesty's dreams every night.

Liu Yiwei looked at the beautiful blonde girl in front of him, but now her face was even more pitiful because of her thin and haggard face. He nodded and couldn't help but whispered: "The clothes are getting wider and I will never regret it. I feel haggard because of Yi."

This poem was read by Liu Yiwei in Chinese, and Queen Catherine and the other three foreigners naturally couldn't understand it. However, translator Liu was an out-and-out Chinese and naturally understood the meaning of this sentence. Hearing the words, he couldn't help being shocked and widened. He opened his eyes and blurted out: "Doctor, do you mean that Ms. Robert is lovesick? How is this possible?"

Yes, how is that possible? Not to mention that Ms. Robert must have a good figure, good looks, and good temperament, not to mention her billions of euros in personal assets. Just her title of Her Majesty the Queen, as long as she expresses it a little bit, I am afraid there are countless Men are vying to fall under her skirt, so how can they be so pitiful that they feel lovesick? Could it be that the man was blind, or that Her Majesty the Queen fell in love with a glass man?

Seeing the surprised expression on Translator Liu's face, Her Majesty the Queen forgot her shyness and asked curiously: "Translator Liu, what did Dr. Liu just say?"

Translator Liu hesitated for a long time. After Liu Yiwei clearly told him that his diagnosis was lovesickness, he broke into a cold sweat and translated the poem Liu Yiwei just blurted out to Her Majesty the Queen, and told her Dr. Liu's diagnosis. The conclusion is that she is lovesick.

When the word lovesickness was mentioned, Translator Liu couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead. This was a great blasphemy to Her Majesty the Queen. Most importantly, Translator Liu believed that Liu Yiwei's diagnosis was extremely absurd.

If Her Majesty the Queen is lovesick, it would be better to say that Her Majesty the Queen is mentally ill! At least the latter is more credible than the former.

Sure enough, as soon as translator Liu finished translating Liu Yiwei's words, Dr. Berg and Captain Hof suddenly stood up, pointed at Liu Yiwei angrily, and accused him in English: "You are a bunch of nonsense quackery."

Obviously, the two of them were so angry that they didn't even want to waste any more time to let Translator Liu translate it again, and scolded Liu Yiwei directly in English.

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