Did You Know That a Playboy Can Change His Job to a Sage?

"You're fired"

That's what the brave man said.

I thought, "Is this pattern again?"

of a small inn on the outskirts of the Wang capital, in a small room.

I was blamed by three of my fellow brave men.

The content is "Why did you escape from the Devil's Continent?"

There are four brave men's parties.

"Sword Strike Brave" - Rias.

"Magic Brave" - Aiza.

"Brave Men of the Holy Law" - Mills.

And the "Player" me, Dylan.

Anyway, what I want you to remember is that we're not equal.

The brave man is the superior officer, and I'm the lower end.

Up and down relationships like the military have a reason.

We were partied to defeat the Demon King, the enemy of man. And for that purpose, he was crossing the Devil's Continent.

But he failed miserably and fled back.

Our loss will cause the human world to be anxious again. I'm so sorry. I got people's expectations. A lot of people helped me. A lot of people supported me. Yet......

But these 'brave men', they're the only ones on their minds.

Three days have passed since we escaped from the Devil's Continent,

Sword Strike "Rias" said, "I should have been a hero......! My name should have been in history......!" And he's got his head,

The magic "Aiza" says, "I should have been able to be royal...! This me after the Emperor......! A glorious future called Mother of the Next Emperor......!" and he's biting his nails,

"It was an opportunity to spread the word that Monte was the absolute teaching in this world..." cries the sacred law Mills without expression. Scary.

I said, "... the ship, you were sinking. A lot of people built it for me," if that's what you mean.

"It must be your fault!

"It will be natural for all those who descend to serve" Me the Brave "! I'd rather be happy!

"Ships built by Tamiwa people, etc., sink naturally"

You guys, you're only friends at times like this.

Well, I can't help it if this happens.

We lost our last chance.

Rias barks.

"Why did you use metastatic crystals! We lost everything because of you freaking out!

Metastatic crystals are items that can be instantaneously moved to a recorded point (convenient but so valuable).

I used it to escape the demon continent.

To live.

As a result, we are now in a small inn outside the Wang capital. We're all safe.

Rias screams.

"This was our last chance! The ship sinks, the transfer junction is destroyed, and we have no more means to cross the Devil's Continent! Look, it took us a year to cross the Devil's Lands! Using a treasure entrusted to him by the King, the Cloud Hidden Treasure Ball, the Holy Sword was broken, and the Road Bank ran out of all its food! There was no more! If we don't destroy the Demon King on this journey, we don't stand a chance anymore!

These are my two older ones - I mean, they're twenty-five. I was born the same way, so if I did, I'd let the senior wind blow. I wonder why you can look so great just because you were born two years early.

Besides, not having a chance doesn't mean you don't have a chance to destroy the Demon King, just that you don't have a chance to be famous.

Rias screams.

"Yet you, at your sole discretion, escaped the Devil's Continent! Take us all the way! Answer me!! Why did you use metastatic crystals!!

The role of "Player" is to be the lube for the party.

These guys are from a one-man team. Individuals are quite strong, but they are not willing to collaborate. A flawed party created by a coalition leader who firmly believes it would be the strongest if the strong guys came together. And all the failures have been my fault.

The usual.

I, like before, laughed and tried to play the dogma...

"I don't like it, Lias"

I think I was in a lot of trouble at this time. I haven't slept around arranging a party inn or raising money from the escape.

"If we used metastatic crystals, we'd be wiped out."

"What the...!?

When I answered honestly, Ryan's expression became more rude. I was so angry. Do it, I failed.

I mean, you were talking about it all now for the reason you used it.

The ship sank, the food ran out, the treasure was used, even the Holy Sword was broken, and we couldn't even defeat the Demon King's executives, could we?

You think we can get to the Demon King in that state?

I mean, you were about to get killed by that executive, weren't you?

Rather, I want you to thank me enough for being able to escape the Devil's Continent without dying.

"That's not true! From there, but I could reverse it!

No, your heart was also broken with the Holy Sword and you were crying to the Demon King's executives to ask them not to kill you, help you... I asked you to join me... Well mine was a time buyer to use metastatic crystals...

"This time the sword idiot is right. He hasn't. I could still go back."

The 'Magic Brave' I've been hearing next door pinched my mouth.

A high-pressure woman of aristocratic origin. You must think all humans but yourself are bugs.

I answer her.

"But the MP was gone, wasn't it?

"Become, how do you know...!? Ugh, lie! There's no such thing as missing! Don't say the right thing! How do you know that when you can't use magic!?

"No, because that counts the number of times I've used magic...?

"Liar! You can't do that! There's no way you're gonna see anything else in the middle of a fight! Or are you saying you've been watching me in battle? Disgusting!"

No, he said it was disgusting...

You're more crazy that you don't know where your buddies are in battle...

Plus the woman sitting next to it opened her mouth.

"Monte, on behalf of God, let us hear your penance"

He's a brave man of holy law, dressed in a cleric's coat.

"My holy law could have ascended him in an instant. Why did you pretend to have that opportunity?"

"Ha, joke. I can't. Because at that moment, Aiza, who lost her MP, was trying to open up the magic power of the wand, and the men of the executives who perceived it were trying to make a magical connection. If you'd used the instant death spell there, you'd have been bounced back and the mills would have died, wouldn't you?

"It's not an instant death spell! It is the Ascension Sacred Law!!

"Oh, yeah, excuse me"

"Monte God is generous, but let us forgive him this time. But not next."

"Yes, thank you. Monte, God."

You bastard, you wyammed what you made a mistake...

When I was thorough in my dogma, Lyas shouted in a tall voice.

"Hey Dylan! Why didn't you do anything while you knew so much!

"We made a retreat with metastatic crystals..."

"That's stupid! Worst hand ever! If you had killed that man, we would have won! How could I have seen that!!

"Yep... my skills are positive... I'm sure you know that..."

"You useless bastard! What if it works a little! Always, you useless piece of garbage that just croaks around us!

Here we go. The usual one. He is going to preach. Even though it's just eight hits.

Objection to this triples the sermon time. It's a waste of time.

I'll be damned. Of course, I don't give a cheap face. Pretend to be soggy.

"... sorry"

"All right! You're a useless idiot, that's why I'm having such a hard time! Totally, I thought you might be able to use it, and you put it in my hands, and you're giving me back my favor with revenge, you scumbag player!

"... sorry"

Me, even in a tuxedo, a clown costume.

"Enough! You're fired! Don't show your face in front of me again!!

"... Yes, thanks for your help so far"

Shin, I stand up and turn my heels back.

This is also the usual exchange, and this idiot brave guy said later that I was like, "I'm sorry about earlier. Don't make me quit the party".

Uh, but I guess that's enough.

I wasted my last chance to cross the Devil's Continent, and this party won't work anymore. If we continue to return, we will completely discredit the Union of Kingdoms. That way, the title of "Brave Man" will be stripped and another adventurer will be sacrificed to "Brave Man".

You're a real, fired ant here.

Though I have endured until now thinking that if I were to defeat the Demon King,

I'm sick and tired of taking care of them.

Or so I thought,

"This time I won't forgive you, no matter how low your head is. Hey Dylan, leave all the items you have, and the contents of your wallet, here."

"... Huh?

"Didn't you hear me? Leave all your items and money and get out of this inn now. You're not a party anymore."

Seriously.

Was this guy so stupid?

Without me, you wouldn't be able to talk to the other two.

Well, no. Anyway, so let's keep him out of exile.

I pretended to be shocked, left the item and money without saying anything, and left the room.

For three years, three of the parties I've traveled with,

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I didn't hear anything from you when you left.

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"Torima, make money"

I snapped while I handballed my empty purse.

"It's been a long time since you've been on the street."

Fortunately, the place is the King's Capital. There are many people. In other words, there are many customers.

I snuck the magic tools in the middle of the street.

If you reverse the silk hat rolling on the ground, you're all set.

Why did you bring magic tools and not sneak the money?

The answer is simple. Because I can make money right away.

My clown level is 99.

"Let's Get Started - Dance"

Dance around on the spot. As I move, a band of light is born and shines.

The clown's skill, Dance, is magical. Instead of spending MP, I need to dance like this.

"Wow, beautiful!

"Whoa, you're a street performer!

"Nice, dance, dance -!

"Wow, that's a magic flower!

If I dance, the flowers of light will bloom there.

My dance attracts people.

I mean, I can also attract fantasies.

The phantom dancers revealed themselves around me and started dancing together.

Oh, I miss it. In this dance, I dazzled the monsters, and there was something that Aiza had magically done all over the place.

"Come on, next. - Magic trick."

When I take the cards out of my nose, I shuffle as I dance.

So he flew from the flat of his hand to the void.

Zaaaaaaaaaaaa......!

The cards don't stop.

When you envelop me and cover the ground, you will eventually shape the dragon figure.

The dragon starts to move. I rode on a dragon made of cards and flew over the heads of the audience.

"Wow! Wow, wow!"

"It's a dragon of cards -!

"Huh? Magic!? Is it magic?

People raise their voices of joy.

Um, it feels good. And I miss it. I used to put mills on this dragon to heal the wounded in the distance.

"Forget it, then, instant travel!

My face disappears.

At the same time, the cards were bulky and broken.

"Gone!?

"Where, where have you been?!?

Trumps on the ground move out, as if they could hear people's surprises.

Trump eventually becomes what many people look like.

They collapsed again, and a bunch of me emerged from inside.

"- Split Magic!

The spotlight hits us (...) from the tramp I left flying up there.

"" Awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

The audience sprang up.

People shower me with amazement and praise. I feel good. Oh, I miss this, too. When Lias' idiot fell into a big pinch, I helped him split up.

We at Trump will collapse again.

Plus, all that card- "Boo!" and burned out.

"Uh-huh!?

"It burned, it burned!

Eventually the flame, once again in the form of a man,

"- Did you enjoy it!?

I showed up.

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"Awesome, yeah, yeah, yeah!

"You're lying. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

The people of the city who will be plucked from the Dogi.

In my silk hat I put on the ground, the money is thrown in and instantly it won't get through.

I picked up the silk hat and nodded.

"Did you earn a month's living?"

When I was at the "Brave Man" party, I was banned on the grounds that "brave men are good at street art".

Um, the first street show in a long time feels good.

Properly in your wallet, when you're unconstructively pocketing an indelible portion of it.

"Ah, you......! Isn't that Dylan...? Of the legendary clown......!

There seemed to be someone who knew me.

"It's been a long time since you've been called Dylan the Player."

"I knew it! Hey, you! Why don't you join me and get into the nobility!? You can be the richest man in this country!!

I see, he seems to be a merchant in and out of the noble mansion.

I want to be rich, but I shook my head to the side.

"I'm sorry, but there's something else I want to do."

"Become, a waste! What the hell are you doing!?

"- A new job."

Put down the grumpy merchant and I'll walk out on my own.

- Hey, brave man. Do you guys know about this?

A clown who has reached level 99 says he can transfer to [Sage].

"Life, start over"

I'm no longer good at playing Dodo.

From here on out, I'll be the star.