Did You Know That a Playboy Can Change His Job to a Sage?

Heavenly Strike Tower Babel - 97th Floor.

"Yes, it's a meat refill!

"Oh, thanks!

Nyannyan came out of the tent with a big tray. On top of that tray that Mikael received, there is a plate full of raw meat.

Further ground, made up of the aftermath of the battle, was set with a simple kiln made of assembled bricks, charcoal with a burning fire and a baking net.

It is a barbecue.

Yeah, barbecue in the dungeon. Bricks and charcoal were prepared for junction cottages, and even if the fire burned away and the meadows and forests burned all over again over time, it would be back to normal - I mean, the dungeon itself would change its appearance, so there would be no need to take account of the environment, and there would be no monsters on this floor.

"Yeah, yeah. Nothing wrong with that."

"I say so, but hey Mogu. Maybe a little too swallowed. Mogu."

Eat well, and complain like that, Amy.

Huh, I laugh. I took the cards out of the void, shuffled them, flickered back the queen of hearts, turned them into a round of roses, and gave them to her. Wink at Amy.

"There's no contradiction between being serious and having fun, is there?

Amy took the rose in her hand when she swallowed what was in her mouth and laughed as if she were frightened.

"Uh, you haven't heard that in a while, that. That sounds like a player's theory, at all."

"Yes, Amy. Your husband always worked out this far, entertaining us. Of course we enjoyed it!

Nyannyan brought the cooked vegetables and said so as he gave them to Amy.

Amy laughed,

"Amy's fine, nyan. You're close, aren't you?

"Nyah! Besides, I guess my taste is close."

"Preference..."

Amy frowns as she looks at the onion and shiitake she was given.

"You look something like Dylan, you shiitake... The onion looks like a hat..."

"Nyahaha, right? See, my taste is close."

"Heh? ha? That's not what Bebe is all about!?

I'll pinch your mouth.

"He looks like Shiitake..."

Chicks, and nymphs.

"Not that way, sir. Well, other than me, okay? You're not gonna give up second hand, are you?

"So, no..."

Amy's face is red. Speaking of which, you were drinking too. Am I drunk?

"And it's delicious, you meat!

She says to delude something.

"We have frozen meat, too, but it's not so good, is it? Are you doing something?

I winked in the affirmative sense.

"Tina's specialty."

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Dylan's junction cottage.

Tina, equipped with "Dancer's Cloth Cut," was dancing in the kitchen.

No, I was cooking while dancing.

I'm a good cook. Cooks cook fast. Wash the vegetables, cut the meat, light the pan, and make the sauce in a frying pan. Continue this process.

Because of it, it is working without "SERI" - it is second-rate even if it seems. Left and right steps to and from the 'cutting area' in front and the 'serving area' in the back, a turn that instantly turns from the 'sink' in front to the 'stove' behind.

Top-notch cooks flush the kitchen like water, without wasting it.

As if you were dancing.

Dancing, cooking.

"Tanta-tan."

And her wrapped cloth cut is geared exclusively for adventurers. The effect is to temporarily transfer to a 'clown'.

In other words, while cooking, he uses the Clown Skills Dance.

"Phew, phew, phew."

Shake your right hand with the knife slightly to the side and the cabbage will be minced in no time. Keep turning and catch the cabbage in the air with the left-hand monkey. Already the knife is placed properly on the slab, gripping and stirring the balls of soup that are simmering with the empty right hand.

Around Tina, two meters radius, the notes of light were spherical and wrapped her. Neither the oil splashed from the heated frying pan nor the super hot flames with flaming demon stones are all prevented and completely unintentional by the protection of the occupational "Job" and the sphere of notes. Eventually the bond of that note spreads throughout the kitchen.

"Tan Tan - ♪ Phew Phew Phew ♪"

Lightly, glossy, half-naked Lori boobs daughter dances and dances in the kitchen.

Tina now ruled the cooking area.

Dylan Party's proud chef Tina uses her supreme skills to create the ultimate cuisine.

Dylan, who came into the cottage, looked at the condition and smiled bitterly at him.

"I was going to help, but - you can't do this."

Nyannyan agrees.

"I'm gonna get in the way."

"If it's just a dance, it's a cooking dance."

"Nha. Too bad you can't show this to everyone."

"Exactly this outfit...... I'd do it anyway..."

It is a bra that hides only the tip of the breast and a butterfly style.

Tina's head makes a bigger titty stuck noise and bounces around up, down, left, and right, and her freshly ripped ass twitches and swings.

The effect of "Dancer's Cloth Cut," which is "Never Flawed," makes me look good, though it doesn't polarize me, and if I raise my legs high, it's not hard either.

Tina is just a 'just this moment' clown, so you can't expose her to the crowd. I think so, Dylan...

"Waste......"

"I want to..."

I twisted my neck with Nyannyan and, um...

"Tan Tan - ♪ - Oh, both of you! The beef has been thawed and cut, so take it with your special sauce! Soup will be finished soon."

"Okay."

Copy that.

Tons of beef to be placed on the dining table and a special sauce in a large bowl.

Dylan and Nyannyan followed the cottage, as ordered by the chef.

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I baked the meat I received from Tina, soaked it in a special sauce, and fed it to the face of "The King of Herring".

"- Delicious" Yum "huh!? So much delicious meat, I've never even had one in the city!? How can you eat on the 98th floor of the dungeon!?

"- What is this!? How can frozen meat taste so good!? This really saves food!?

"- What a superb feeling...... Instead of the tongue, it's going to melt down to my teeth...... Oh, no, I, if I find out about this, I won't be able to eat any other meat anymore..."

"- I can't wait. Give me more."

That's what King Hikaru - Mikael, Amy, Shiva and Gotz from the right - shouted about at about the same time surrounding the barbecue set.

Me and Nyannyan look like garlic.

"Isn't that amazing?"

As Amy put the next meat in her mouth, I nodded, okay.

"Dylan, you, I would have used the drug Drug. of psychotropic drugs and systems that make you feel better."

"Use it!

"So you're hallucinating with magic tricks?

"I didn't show you!

Totally...... I reveal my secrets while I relax.

"Sure, Tina cooks while using her clown skills -"

"See, I knew it."

"Ask him to the end. - Even if you use your skills to cook, its flavour is real. It's not a hallucination or trick. The trick is to defrost it."

"How to thaw?

Amy tilts her neck. Mikael and Shiva and Gotz are also listening to me with interest. Eating meat.

"This is Tina's original, so it's really not a good idea to teach..."

But? and Amy.

"It's special to you guys. Tina tells me I can tell you. However, when I get down the tower, I'm going to apply to the Babel Municipality for a patent."

"I won't leak anything else. We just want to eat."

To Amy's words, yeah, a member of Hikaru who nods.

I snort too.

"I trust that neighborhood. So, it's the key method - simply put, when thawing, they use magic vegetables."

"Magic? Of the source of magic and mystery?

"That's right. This air is used to activate the enchantment and magic of the occupation Job."

- Particles in the air, to be exact.

"- Particles in the air, to be exact."

"You just talked about the line Sage said in" Backflow "."

That's Amy, sharp.

I laughed and misled. Amy turned red. I guess I pissed him off again.

"Anyway, they change the flesh quality with the action of the magic vegetables during thawing, increasing the softness and flavor, it seems. We need to defrost it slowly at low temperatures while sending magic vegetables into the material with clown skills."

"With clown skills?

"Send in the magic vegetables?

"Specifically - how?

Mikael, Amy and Shiva asked with their mouths together. Gotz still looks at me, too.

Funny, I laugh.

"Dance."

"Dance"

"In the warehouse."

"In the warehouse"

"Lets dance while surrounded by hung beef "

"It's a surreal picture just to imagine?

I know. I nodded.

"Actually, I was also so worried when I first saw a half-naked Tina dancing in the center of a half-frozen block of meat that I thought her nerves had gotten in the long dungeon life"

"That worries me..."

Nyan Nyan seems to miss it too,

"Your husband was oddly nice to Tina that time of year."

"That would be sweet..."

I'm glad Amy stuck with me.

I answered.

"But I never asked Tina what a new way to thaw it. And this is delicious."

Yeah, yeah, and the faces of King Hikaru nodded. The meat is already gone from their take-up plates. Instead, the dish is missing from the top of the tray. There was so much, did you already eat these guys? What about our share?

No, it means that's all Tina's meat was delicious. I feel better about my people's accomplishments. Dancing on the spot, he spoke in good spirits.

"The flesh quality changes due to the action of the magic vegetarian, and the softness and flavor increase and it tastes delicious - I intend to apply for a patent" Patent "for this cooking method as" Magic Vegetarian "Managent"/Aging Meat ". You can imitate them, too! Let's Dance "

"I won't"

Amy responded instantly and the other three nodded.

Right?

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That night.

Nyannyan rebounded the sword of Mikael and Gotz, who gained so much momentum in the simulation - no, I don't think that's enough expression - that it broke.

Just like strengthening our weapon Dragon Killer, we did the ritual in the living room.

Before work, I asked Nyannyan.

"I don't have a 'blacksmith contract' with the Mikaels, but can you rebuild it?

"It's possible! Anything can be enhanced a little! I can't be as strong as your husband and Tina's weapon."

She's right, the rebounded weapon seems to have gained a lot of strength. Mikael and Gotz were also delighted.

I taught Shiva and Amy the balls. As a continuous magical image, yes.

After that, the 99th floor boss gave me information from "The King of Hercules". Of course, I pay for the information. Nevertheless, tiny things - to the extent that I can buy two of my mansions - because Tina's cooking methods and Nyannyan's weapon enhancements, plus my tuition, were almost offset.

And the next morning.

"King Hikaru" seems to pick up the item and return to the 95th floor.

Say goodbye here.

Mikael lifted his hair,

"Bye, Dylan. - Don't die. Definitely, we'll have another drink at the guild. And give my regards to Tina, Nyannyan and Dylan."

We answered, too.

"Oh, you're the one, I'll bring you back to life when you die again, Mikael"

"Nice to meet you!

"I'll take care of your husband!

Shiva kept smiling,

"Good luck. May God bless you all. Thank you Tina, Nyan Nyan, for your delicious food and enhanced weapons. - Sage Dylan, I can understand now that Babel's God has chosen you to be a sage. Please use that power to be good."

Oh, I kind of feel like Shiva recognized me for the first time.

I thought, the clown in me took Shiva's hand at will and kissed its back.

"Thank you, young lady. Come to my bedroom anytime - there you are!?

Shiva couldn't stop smiling and binta. The protection of the occupation "Job" did not hurt my flesh, but it broke my heart.

Tina and Nyannyan reply in a way they don't care.

"No, because now I'm going to treat you to better food!

"Yes! Next time, Shiva's wand will be strengthened!

Gotz got out a long time ago.

"... I'll see you soon"

I said it was pompous, and I offered my hand.

I hold his hand.

"Gotz, stay well! If you get hurt, you're gonna say it right, right?

He nods, oh, and asks Tina and Nyannyan to shake hands too.

"… Next, Win"

"Yes! Please help me again!

"Now fight me, too!

"... ok"

Amy was... kind of a little far away, pointing that way.

I smiled.

"Bye, Amy. Say hello to Mikael."

Amy shrugged her mouth like a stubborn child.

"Why 'give Mikael my regards', it is... How long have you been mistaken..."

"A mistake, what?

"Ugh! Bubba, bubba! Fine!? Never die! You won't forgive us if we die until we get back to clear the 100th floor!

They're worried about me being her. I guess it's the lightning out that's angry.

I smile.

"Oh, I'm not dying. Amy, don't die."

Then she was in a sudden hurry, and I thought, Mozily,

"- Oh, the... uh... idiot, maybe I overstated it, but... And me, nothing, I don't hate you, because..."

I said that, looking at this one with a flicker.

Ooh, that Amy is DELETED!? Dere stage!?

"Then, Dylan, once you've cleared the 100th floor, I, you, have something to tell you, from..."

Yeah, I'm so curious!

I care! - Yet it is the clown who does evil here.

"Amy."

"Hie!?

If I noticed, I was holding Amy's hips, social dance. Nice to meet you. I kept my face close to her.

Lips and lips are likely to touch the distance. Amy's bright red face full of vision. Big eyes are staring at me like I'm surprised.

"D, D, D, Dylan......? Oh, here it is, the..."

- That.

"Amy, you look so cute, don't you?

Do it. Your mouth is on its own.

Amy's complexion changes as busily as the morning sky.

"Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

She screamed and... passed out.

I looked away and passed out.

It was Stan.

It's dripping from my mouth.

Shiva stopped by and somehow took Amy away from me when she fainted with a happy face.

"- Clown"... "Dylan, forgive me around there. And you're still the enemy of women."

Yep...... What am I...

Behind me, I'm distracted.

"Mr. Dylan is really Mr. Dylan."

"Your husband is really your husband."

Tina and Nyannyan nodded smugly,

"Am I cute too...?

"I'm cute too...?

He looked back and asked me, both of us, at the top of the line.

I'm ready to answer.

"Of course! You're both so cute! - Of course, Shiva!

Then Shiva sighs a fucking big sigh, huh?

No, everyone but me (and Amy, who's passed out), sighs fucking big,

"That sort of thing."

I said that with all my voices together.

I don't know, you guys are close...?

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Finally, Shiva said this as she held Amy to mercy to sleep.

"... I'm telling you because Amy's passed out, Dylan the Clown"

She glanced and saw Mikael colluding with Tina Nyannyan.

"He doesn't have any special feelings for Amy."

Gotz is nodding next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I argue with wonder.

"? No, Shiva. That's not true. Mikael used to tell Amy she was cute and cute, and if you turn, she reaches out, she won't let you carry heavy baggage, and she cares about something, okay?

"All of them, they do to me, too"

Gotz is nodding next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"... Huh?

"And aren't those, like, normal things you do, too"

Gotz is nodding next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"................................. Huh?

"He's apparently only interested in your parents' sister."

Gotz is nodding next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"......................................................... Huh?

"Mikael is' oh 'to everyone. You'd be the same, wouldn't you?

Gotz is nodding next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"……………………………… if you ask me?

Is that it?

So, what do you mean?

"... if my guess is wrong, I want you to let me know."

I asked ahead of time.

"Hey, Mikael, don't you have romantic feelings for Amy or something?

"So, just now, that's what you're saying, right?

Gotz is nodding next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"……………………………………………………?

In my brain, when I was about to reach some kind of conclusion,

"You're not a dickhead!

Amy woke up in Shiva's arms. I yelled as I woke up. Surprised.

"Wow, I'm surprised! I'm surprised at my own voice! Why are you yelling at me!?

Are you surprised, too?

Shiva smiled,

"Are you okay? Amy."

"Oh, Shiva. I wonder why I have your back. Sorry, thanks."

"That's okay."

Amy leaned her neck as she stood on her feet.

"Something's so happy about things, but I feel so embarrassed about it - what was it?

Shiva and Gotz look at me.

I still don't have an answer.

Amy was convinced that she was coming.

"Bye, Dylan! Oh, thanks for sharing your balls yesterday! I'll practice so I can be as good as you!

"Oh, oh, good luck...?

The slightly refreshing smile of Amy dazzles me. This guy is really cute when he's honest. Hmm? That? I mean...?

I'm still confused.

Amy is looking at Nico and me.

Seeing us like that, Shiva and Gotz were smiling, shaking their heads, for Christ's sake.

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This is how we broke up with "King Hikaru".

Praying that this is not the parting of this life.

By the way, what were Tina and Nyan talking about with Mikael, the handsome blonde warrior?

"I was even told about my sister in the country..."

"How beautiful and intelligent your sister was..."

Growling and trembling, the two continue.

"And if it's okay with you, kill me again. He told me to kill" Ya "for two people..."

"What shall I do, sir? I think we've opened the door..."

Mikael, who frightens the two Level 98 adventurers so far, still didn't think it was just a thing.

Is that okay, Mikael?