Disaster Strikes

"Sit down."

After signaling Chen Mo to sit down, the Upside Down Monk recalled Fairy Gou Po back to the summoning space, and then handed over a can of beer.

There was a sizzling sound.

The Upside Down Monk opened the can, took a sip, and then let out a loud roar with excitement on his face.

Chen Mo looked at the GG slogan on the can.

"Unlimited drinking, Tianhua beer, the choice of generous men."

Then he opened the can and took a sip.

"Senior, I have something to ask you."

"Speak out and listen."

The Upside Down Monk drank one sip after another, and he quickly finished the can of beer. He seemed very unhappy, and sighed and shook his head.

So Chen Mo informed the upside-down monk about his profession as a martial arts master, who only practiced internal skills and mental methods, but did not practice martial arts moves.

In his opinion.

Since the other party is a Buddhist cultivator, he should be able to help me a lot.

However, after hearing the words, the Upside Down Monk instinctively frowned, looking thoughtful.

"Don't get me wrong, it's not that the poor monk refuses to help you."

He smiled, and after casually shaping the can into a ball, he chewed it like a candy pill, which made Chen Mo's eyes widen.

Immediately, the upside-down monk explained: "The poor monk's Buddhist profession is to be an ascetic warrior monk. Although it is also divided into internal skills and martial arts moves, there is no so-called compliance requirement. Instead, he needs to recite Buddhist scriptures and improve his Buddhist mind. I understand the profound meaning of Buddhism, so I can’t say whether it matches your martial arts profession.”

Seeing Chen Mo's surprised look, the upside-down monk looked helpless.

"Some Kung Fu books seem to be the same. If we trace their origins, they may even come from the same world a long time ago. However, as time goes by, they will inevitably be influenced by local culture and become different systems for different professions. It can be said that there is me in you, and you are in me, and your career as a martial artist seems to pay special attention to the compatibility of internal skills and martial arts moves, so you must not be careless. "

Then he gave some more examples.

When Chen Mo heard the words, he seemed to have some enlightenment.

Indeed, as the other party said, some seemingly similar techniques are likely to come from different systems. This is a common thing in the endless world.

And if the martial arts moves you have learned cannot match your own internal skills and mental methods, it will be equivalent to taking a detour, and indeed the gain will outweigh the loss.

"By the way, what world does your profession come from?"

"The Hive World."

Chen Mo had given up all hope, but when he saw the upside-down monk was stunned for a moment, he burst out laughing.

"It turns out to be a hive world. Have you been to Tianlong Kingdom?"

"Uh, no."

Upon hearing this, the upside-down monk couldn't help but shake his head, as if he recalled some past events.

"You are lucky. Before I formed a team of villains, I did go to the hive world to perform a mission, and acquired a skill called the Powerful Diamond Fist. It was praised as amazing at the time, and the poor monk once vigorously developed it. But later on, it was probably like what you said, because the poor monk didn’t know that this profession still required so-called compatibility, and after realizing the weakness of this skill, he gradually gave up. "

"Powerful Vajra Fist?"

Just by listening to the name, you can tell that this is a fierce Buddhist martial arts.

"I don't know..."

"If you want to make a skill scroll, I need to prepare it first. There is no rush."

Say it.

He stood up and said: "Let's go have a drink first, this poor monk will treat us!"

Without waiting for Chen Mo to respond, the Upside Down Monk pulled Chen Mo with his big hand and walked out the door. Seeing this, Black Widow and Voldemort also stretched out and followed.

Speaking of drinking.

The Upside Down Monk can be said to be cheerful, striding, and arrogant.

The three of them went straight to the cafeteria. The Upside Down Monk spent another 1 point to open a luxurious single room, while the Black Widow and Voldemort began to order.

Since it was the Upside Down Monk who was treating guests, the two of them would not be polite.

Black Widow seems to like to eat Western food, such as grilled steak, mashed potatoes, matsutake mushrooms, foie gras, caviar, salad, red wine, etc.

The dishes Voldemort ordered were sushi, sashimi, octopus balls, grilled meat slices, sake, etc., which tended to be Japanese style.

The two ordered more than a dozen dishes.

In a disaster world, this can be described as a quite luxurious meal.

However, when the upside-down monk saw this, he curled his lips.

"It's still those crappy things, the poor monk is almost losing his mind."

Immediately afterwards, the upside-down monk walked up to the optical brain system in person.

Roast suckling pig, soy sauce beef, roasted goose, stir-fried pork, braised fish, daughter red...

Typical feast of wine and meat.

After a while.

A large table was filled with dishes.

Such a sumptuous dish would probably cost at least two to three hundred points, which is really too luxurious.

Chen Mo had seen such a big scene before on his first day of admission to the Disaster College.

"Come on, come on!"

Seeing that Chen Mo preferred the dishes he ordered, the upside-down monk was even happier. Without saying a word, he poured a large bowl of wine for Chen Mo on the spot.

"this?"

Chen Mo looked at the big bowl in front of him and couldn't help but open his mouth in disbelief.

This large bowl of wine probably weighed at least half a kilogram.

Even with the physique of a natural disaster victim, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to withstand being drunk in this way.

However, he saw the Upside Down Monk holding up the big bowl in front of him, as if he had already become greedy. After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he suddenly burst into laughter.

"The poor monk does it first as a sign of respect."

He raised his head and gulped down the big bowl of wine in front of Chen Mo.

Chen Mo was completely dumbfounded.

"Ha..."

The upside-down monk licked his lips and gestured to Chen Mo that the bowl in his hand was empty. His face gradually turned red, and he kept shaking his head, looking very satisfied, but still unsatisfied.

The atmosphere was so intense that Chen Mo could only grit his teeth and pick up the wine glass like the other party, looking up and drinking it.

However, he regretted it after taking a big sip.

This was not the stimulation that he could bear with his alcohol tolerance.

Seeing that Chen Mo was about to collapse, the upside-down monk with red cheeks laughed out loud and gestured to Chen Mo.

"Haha, don't drink if you can't drink it, don't force it."

What the hell?

The upside-down monk's persuasion to drink immediately ignited the wine table cultural gene in Chen Mo's body. That was the stubborn and unyielding soul of the real man at the wine table of Chinese children. He felt insulted.

Gulp, gulp, gulp...

Chen Mo felt that his blood was about to burn.

He raised his head and drank the big bowl of strong liquor.

As he put down the empty bowl.

Suddenly.

The world in front of him was completely new!

Although his stomach was burning and painful, his face changed from white to red in an instant, and his head was dizzy, but he tried to show a calm attitude and burped.

"Well, this wine is okay."

Such a scene.

Black Widow couldn't help laughing.

"Demon monk, it seems that you have met your opponent!"

Facing the ridicule of the Black Widow, the inverted monk put down the chicken leg he was chewing fiercely, and picked up the wine jar to refill his own bowl with an attitude of not wanting to be outdone.

He was about to refill Chen Mo's cup, but when he looked at Chen Mo again, he was dumbfounded.

Chen Mo was fearless, like a young boy, and he had the power of a boy's true body and the courage of his true nature after drinking. At this moment, he also filled a large bowl of wine for himself and stood up shakily.

"Senior, I toast you, and I will drink first as a sign of respect."

Gulp, gulp, gulp...

"Haha, you have a good alcohol tolerance!"

The upside-down monk was very happy when he saw this.

He rolled up his sleeves, raised his rosary, and drank it down.

This time.

The upside-down monk also made a distorted expression on his face, as if he was drunk and his head was full of wine. Obviously, he was already a little drunk.

"More... eh?"

When he looked at Chen Mo again, Chen Mo had already filled the third bowl of wine, and then he came to his side with the wine jar.

He laughed and filled his own bowl.

"Let's drink, don't stop. Let's have fun with you today, let's drink!"

This guy is obviously drunk.

"You, me, you... drink!!"

The upside-down monk is also slurring his words.

He wanted to say something, but for a moment he forgot it.

Seeing Chen Mo drink another big bowl, he shook his head and thought for a while, but he couldn't remember it, so he just laughed and drank it.

Different from before.

This time, the upside-down monk's beard and Zen robe on his chest were all wet, and he was obviously drunk.

After three big bowls.

Both of them leaned back on the chair, lying on their backs.

Under such a strong drink, the upside-down monk couldn't bear it anymore. He grabbed the chicken leg several times, and in anger, he actually held the whole chicken and started to eat it.

Chen Mo vomited a big mouthful with a wow.

Seeing this, the upside-down monk couldn't help laughing again, tore off another chicken leg and stuffed it into Chen Mo's hand.

Chen Mo took the chicken leg and started to eat it drunkenly.

Then it was the bragging session at the middle of the drinking table.

…

"Brother, let me tell you, there are not many people I like, and you... are one!"

The upside-down monk raised his thumb and his voice reached the sky.

"That shout was deafening, and I felt ashamed of myself. That idiot's face was fucking green at that time, and that Yu Lu sissy was fucking angry, hahahaha!"

"Brother, don't say anything."

Chen Mo's body was crooked, his neck was red, his eyes were glaring, and he patted his chest, while he raised his wine loudly.

"Brother, I am a man who is worthy of the heavens, the earth, my parents, my brothers, and my own conscience. We, the Scourge, are all here to make a living. Who the hell doesn't want to live a good life? But for every point I earn, I can be cursed for ten thousand years by the guys in other worlds, but no Scourge can say anything... It's all in the wine, drink!"

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

Chen Mo's drinking culture can be said to be self-taught, or it can be said to be a manifestation of his true nature.

"Haha! It's great! For me... well, not for me, for me, for you, who cares? It's to my taste! You two don't rest, come on, drink!"

Hearing this, Voldemort picked up the bean-sized cup in front of him with both hands.

He nodded to the two of them with a sense of etiquette, then raised his head to drink the sake in the cup, and then solemnly signaled to the two that he had already toasted.

The inverted monk holding a large bowl of wine saw this and suddenly felt a burp rushing up his head and rolled his eyes.

The black widow tied a napkin, held a knife and fork, and was quietly savoring the food.

After seeing the inverted monk's appearance, she showed helplessness, raised the goblet elegantly, and gestured slightly.

"Drink your drink and become sworn brothers? You were drunk for a while and you slept on the street. You were caught together by the patrol and locked up together for two days?"

When the upside-down monk who was completely drunk heard this, he couldn't help but drunkenly put his arms around Chen Mo's shoulders and whispered in his ear.

"A woman will always be a woman. Come, let us brothers drink."

"Fuck you!"

An hour later.

Black Widow and Voldemort, who had eaten and drank enough, looked at these two guys who were completely hooked up and going crazy together, and it was really eye-catching.

At this time, Chen Mo was already drunk alone and completely let go of himself.

The unrestrained true nature of northern men is being displayed unscrupulously, singing loudly to the upside-down monk.

"Ah, my friend, this glass of wine is the most precious at the moment. Fill it up quickly and drink it. Sing loudly to my good friends..."

The upside-down monk, who was also alone and drunk, put his arms around Chen Mo's shoulders and followed Chen Mo's rhythm. The 1.9-meter-tall strong man danced an eye-catching dance with no image at all.

The two people's hearty laughter almost made Black Widow's ears ring.

In the past, when no one was accompanying the Upside Down Monk, this guy drank for half an hour and got drunk, and that was about it.

Now?

Black Widow crossed her legs and quietly looked at the two guys who had fallen into madness. They were really a pair of good friends who had been friends for many years, laughing wildly and selflessly.

It seems to be in their eyes.

Everyone else becomes a fool and becomes the object of their ridicule. Only they are truly alive.