Dishes that don’t shine are not good dishes

Come first, come first, waste all previous efforts (middle and bottom ^5)

In an instant, consciousness was swallowed by darkness.

When he realized it, Xie Yunfei’s soul had already separated from his original body and floated above the kitchen.

The ‘Blacksmith’ had quick eyesight and quick hands, and supported the body of the host who had almost fallen. At the same time, he raised his head and looked at Xie Yunfei, who only non-human creatures could perceive at this time.

“I’m ready, let’s start.”

After she finished speaking, she closed her eyes.

Because he is in the soul state, Xie Yunfei can’t speak. In fact, he can’t even maintain his human form now, just like a white mist.

Fortunately, before deciding to implement the plan, he had already greeted Shutrom, and when he heard what the other said, he didn’t hesitate, and just floated directly towards her.

If a god appeared here, in his or her eyes, there might be such a scene – white mist wrapped around the woman who was hugging the young man, and it continuously melted from her body surface. Although the woman had her eyes closed, she only bit her lips with her teeth, preventing herself from moaning in pain.

This situation lasted for a full three minutes.

After that, accompanied by a green glow, the young man and the woman opened their eyes at the same time.

Strange to say, they obviously have similar faces, but the expressions of the young man and the woman seem to have been switched from before.

The corners of the young man’s mouth were turned up, giving people a feeling of escape. He even touched something unspeakable in himself, and then, he was hit on the head severely by the expressionless woman.

“This is my body, please respect yourself.”

The woman’s voice was still pleasant, but her tone became a little low.

“Hmph, what’s the matter~” The young man was still laughing, and even made fun of the woman, “It’s a big deal, I’ll take care of my body as well.”

“This is the body of a twenty-eight-year-old big sister~Look at the breasts, look at the butt…” It was not enough to say, the young man went straight to the hands frantically. Fortunately, before he successfully touched the woman, He was ordered to stop by the other party’s words.

“Well… really, even though I have changed my body, I still can’t get rid of this absolute contract between master and slave.” The young man, or Shutrom pouted, with a dissatisfied expression on his face, “Originally, I wanted to take advantage of this Taking this opportunity to cook raw rice into rice!”

The woman, to be precise, was Xie Yunfei who occupied the body of the ‘Blacksmith’, and retracted her right hand expressionlessly.

“Don’t cause trouble for me. If something goes wrong, I’ll lock you up in a dark room.”

Although Shutrom is his kitchen utensil spirit, Xie Yunfei doesn’t intend to spoil him. Having a gourmet demon living in his heart already made him very helpless. If Xiutrom did something from time to time, would he still have to practice cooking?

“Be at ease.” Shutrom waved his hand. Although his tone was relaxed, the content was rather serious. “With me watching, there won’t be any accidents with your body~”

“It’s you… Huhuhu, have you heard the saying, ‘Women’s clothes are cool for a while, and women’s clothes are always cool’.”

Boom——

The moment the voice fell, Shutrom took another iron fist of punishment.

“This is not women’s clothing.” Xie Yunfei sullenly, but the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily twice.

“Yeah, it’s really not women’s clothing, but a further change…”

“Shut up!” Xie Yunfei, who was teased by Xiutrom several times in a row, finally couldn’t restrain his inner anger, and issued a mandatory order to the other party, “From now on, until I come back, you are not allowed to speak, and at the same time put The kitchen door is closed, and contact with other people is cut off as much as possible.”

“Hmm? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)?”

“I don’t care, you can find a way to solve it yourself.”

“Huh!? Woooooooooo!”

“That’s it, I’m leaving.”

After finishing speaking, Xie Yunfei turned around and left through the back door, ignoring Xiutrom’s wailing that no one else could understand.

Along the way, he, who has turned into a beautiful landscape in the eyes of countless adventurers, will always sigh involuntarily.

He thought that among the three guys living in the depths of his heart, namely the system, the gourmet devil, and Shutrom, only the latter, who is usually the most silent, is a good guy, but it turned out… everything before was just the other party camouflage!

ArgumentWith the speed at which she loses her morals, she is even a little more terrifying than the system!

If you count the gourmet devil who doesn’t see eye to eye with you, and the perverted system that always thinks about the host’s women’s clothing…

I really can’t live through this day!

Another sigh came out, and when he realized it, Xie Yunfei found that he had come near the intersection of the underground city.

Not far away, the staff sent by the guild are standing guard. Every adventurer who intends to enter the dungeon needs to register with them.

Having said that, it’s just a palm-sized sweep at the registrant’s body, and they will back away after hearing the crisp sound of “ding”.

Xie Yunfei doesn’t have the grace of God. If he is scanned by a device, he will be detected as an ordinary person in all likelihood.

Fortunately, it’s not like he doesn’t have a way to get away with it.

Pausing for a while in front of an alley, then stepped into it. Lifting his right hand, a key-like object appeared in the palm of his hand.

“…The seal is lifted.”

The card magic from another world appeared for the first time in “Oulali”. It’s just that, except for Xie Yunfei, who is the user, no one discovered it.

When he reappeared on the street, Xie Yunfei’s appearance didn’t change at all, but because of the ‘disappearance’ of the card, he was completely ignored by the passers-by around him.

Among them, of course, the staff on guard are also included.

The entire process of entering the dungeon was not at all dangerous, but thinking about it, if he couldn’t even think of a solution to such a difficulty, how could Xie Yunfei be selected and become the owner of Kulo’s staff?

…Different from the harmonious scene on the surface, Xie Yunfei had just entered the dungeon and was only a few meters away from the exit. With his intuition far beyond ordinary people, Xie Yunfei sensed a huge wave of malice.

Needless to say, the source of malice, according to Xie Yunfei’s understanding, should be the dungeon itself, and its target is not a single individual, but all creatures including ordinary people, adventurers and even gods.

It’s just that compared to the latter two, because they are too weak, ordinary people entering the dungeon will not speed up the speed of monster production in the dungeon, and they will not be besieged. They or they kill.

This is also the main reason why the guild does not allow ordinary people to enter the dungeon.

It’s ridiculous to say, Xie Yunfei, it stands to reason that he should be just an ordinary person in the eyes of the dungeon without receiving the favor of God, but at this moment, relying on his five senses that surpass ordinary people, he has noticed the pulse of the dungeon. accelerate.

Three seconds later…

“Aaaeeeeeehhhhh!!!!”