Dishonest system! I have become stronger shamelessly!

【Report on this Action】

【Mission: Found traces of Night Demon in the south of Gouba City and started arresting him】

【Details: The Night Demons dispatched nine teams this time, with 6 people in each team, a total of 54 people】

【Three teams were wiped out, and the other six teams were captured alive by Xu Tian alone, including a gold-level magician.】

【The 36 people who survived are now all imprisoned in the dungeon.】

【Casualties: Nine people in the Lingyin Army were seriously injured, four died without help, and.......We also ask the headquarters to send people to carry out the aftermath work as soon as possible. The injured have been sent to the hospital.......】

【mission completed】

【Waiting for the headquarters to reply】

【————Li Qi, the captain of the Lingyin Army's Gouba City branch】

"" Huh~"

Li Qi, who was sitting in the office, finished writing the letter in his hand, took a deep breath, and took a sip of the wolfberry tea on the table.

Bang!

Just as he was drinking tea, the door was suddenly knocked open.

""Hi, hi! Lao Li! I'm here!" Xu Tian rushed in directly

""Poof!"

Li Qi was startled and couldn't help spitting out the tea in his mouth, wetting the letter he had just written on the table.

Li Qi looked at the letter on the table that was stained with water and the handwriting had become blurred, and his hands couldn't help but itch.

But he still looked at Xu Tian with a smile on his face:"Why are you in such a hurry to find me? What's the matter?"

Xu Tian sat on the sofa without any restraint, picked up the apple on the table and started to eat it.

"Well, I do have something to do. Can you please give me a few days off?"

"Leave? What are you going to do?"

"Back to school"

""What are you going back for?" Li Qi asked.

He was not asking these questions out of boredom.

The Lingyin Army is a relatively confidential organization within the country.

Although many people outside know about the Lingyin Army, very few know the details.

The Lingyin Army has strict internal management. Generally, members need to report when they go out, and they must explain what they are going to do.

Otherwise, they will not be granted leave.

"I heard from Hu Zi that there will be a campus competition the day after tomorrow, and I want to join in the fun."Xu Tian said vaguely while eating an apple again

"Campus competition?"

Li Qi thought about it and realized that there was such a competition.

But he did not agree immediately. Instead, he took out a piece of white paper from the drawer.

There was a table on it, which clearly listed the daily training tasks.

He looked at it and found that the next few days were basically what he had taught before the training, and Xu Tian had already mastered it very well.

"The training in the next few days will not help you much, so go ahead."

Li Qi took out a leave application, wrote his name on the lower right corner, and handed it to Xu Tian:

"Here! Show this to the guards. Be careful of assassinations outside. You are a hot commodity."

""Okay! Lao Li! I love you so much!"

Xu Tian grinned, blew a kiss, and then disappeared.

Only Li Qi, who was full of disgust, was left in the office.

"Huh~~~It's disgusting"

"A gay man is actually next to me?"

Li Qi quickly drank a mouthful of water to calm down.

At this time, the summer was scorching, and streams of heat were lingering in the air, and the space was even a little distorted.

"A little bit...Use a little more strength..."

"Out...Coming out soon..."

"Well?...call~"

"..."Relieved."

In the south of Gouba City, Wang Hu was squatting in the toilet. Due to the heat, his forehead was covered with sweat.

However, his face was full of enjoyment.

It was like a constipated person who suddenly turned into a jet fighter.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from above:"Ugh~ How did you teleport here! ? Liu Liu Liu!"

Swish——!

Hearing this, Wang Hu looked up suddenly, but there was nothing on the ceiling.

""Who!? Which pervert actually watched me squatting in the toilet?"

He looked extremely serious.

The previous voice was very familiar, but because I had just used too much force, there was a ringing sound in my ears, so I didn't hear it clearly.

""Fuck! Huzi, why are you squatting in the toilet in the middle of the day? Aren't you afraid of dying of heat?" A voice came into Wang Hu's ears again.

"Eh? Brother Xu?"

The voice seemed to be coming from my room.

"Stop talking, eat quickly, I have something to talk to you about.(*´・ｖ・)? ?

? Eat quickly?

Do you think I'm a hot man?

Wang Hu rolled his eyes helplessly, and returned to the room after finishing.

Of course, he washed his hands.

"Hey! Brother Xu, aren't you in the Lingyin Army? Why did you come to see me?"Wang Hu was surprised.

"Isn't this for our son's medical treatment? What if I get old and no one takes care of me?"Xu Tian was lying on the bed with a sly smile on his face.

Wang Hu looked confused.

∑(´△｀)? ? ?

His brain was a little slow, and he didn't understand what Xu Tian meant for a moment.

Xu Tian sighed helplessly:"ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas, I hope this treatment can also heal your brain."

Wang Hu?(ヘ°)? ?

Xu Tian:"ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ" You go lie down on the bed."

Wang Hu tilted his head:"oヽ(゜Q)? Ah! ? Why?"

Xu Tian:"ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉJust lie down if I tell you to! Why are there so many whys?"

Wang Hu:"(´｀;)? Then do you want to come up?"

Xu Tiano(▼皿▼メ;)o

"(`-д-；)ゞI don't like you!"

"(～￣▽￣)Phew~ Then I feel relieved."

Wang Hu lay obediently on the bed, his body tense, legs clenched, as if he was afraid of something.

"I will make some medicine later, please help me protect the law"

""Huh? Guardian? How can I protect you? By farting?" Wang Hu asked in confusion.

He seemed to recall what happened in the morning.

He was doing push-ups while talking to Xu Tian on the phone.

Suddenly, several figures in red rushed in.

"who are you?"

"...The man who killed you."

After the man finished speaking, he took out the big sword and pretended to stab Wang Hu's butt.

How could he bear this?

Wang Hu used a special move - stinky·super invincible·smoke-filled·ten dead·choose a day to ascend to heaven·don't want to live any longer·so scary·fart!

For a while, the house was filled with fart mist and the stench was overwhelming! The night demon was the closest and fainted from the stench!

Wang Hu saw the opportunity and grabbed the big sword!

While several people were covering their noses and retching, he stabbed one by one.

It was like passing through an unmanned area!

Walking freely in the fart mist!

In less than a minute, he knocked several people down, and they all rolled on the ground in pain:

"Ah! My second brother!"

"Ugh! It hurts so much!"

"I can't live without you! My little brother!"

Wang Hu sneered:"Oh! How dare you come to assassinate me!"

"This is the price you should pay!"

"However, I am a magnanimous person and I will let you know who killed you before you die."

"Listen up! My nickname is..."

"The king·Gobath God·The messenger of fart·The man chosen by fart·Tiger!"

(≖ᴗ≖)✧

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