Divine Lucky Star

Song of the Five Rings? The title of this song doesn't sound too cheap!

Everyone present was very curious. Brother Hao said a very cheap song, what is the lyrics?

"Brother Hao," Xiao Meng took a sip after holding up the wine glass: "Sing it to everyone, we are all curious about how cheap this song is!"

Wang Hao: "Sing one?"

Everyone nodded together: "Sing one by one!"

"Yes, then I'll sing a few words, this song is very easy to learn," Wang Hao cleared his throat again, and said, "I'm sure you will know it as soon as you listen to it!"

What song is so simple? Just listen to it?

Wang Hao will now sing: "Ah~fifth ring~you have one ring more than the fourth ring! Ah~fifth ring~you have one ring less than the sixth ring! One day, you will get to the seventh ring, how can you do it? Do, you have two more rings than the five rings~~"

Everyone: "..."

"Hahahahahaha!" A group of people laughed on the spot, laughing and shouting: "Brother Hao, your song is really cheap, haha! This lyrics is so easy to remember! Ah~five rings~you have more than four rings One ring! Ah~Fifth ring~You have one ring less than the sixth ring! Hahaha!"

Yue Peng's eyes lit up, and he shouted: "Oh my God! This song is going to be sung, it is as cheap as it is!"

"Hey, do you understand?" Wang Hao smiled: "You have to give play to your characteristics. Let's rehearse tomorrow morning. I will give you a show, you are responsible for teasing. I still don't believe it. The audience can't figure it out. they?"

"Yes! Definitely!" Yue Peng's head was like a little chicken eating rice: "Brother Hao, let's go to rehearse tomorrow morning. I have a special training venue on the big stage. My partner will take leave for these two days. , There happened to be no one in that venue!"

"Sure, then tomorrow morning!" Wang Hao nodded, and then said: "My joke is guaranteed to be awesome, just watch it!"

At this time, everyone present was already curious. Liu Huaqiang took a sip and said: "Brother Hao, I will tell the young master when I go back, I must go to join us!"

Xiao Meng and the others were all curious, and nodded together: "Let's go, let's go too!"

There are more than fifty people, these are all potential fans!

Wang Hao smiled and said, "It's done, then it's so decided, then everyone will be together, haha!"

Yue Peng: "Tomorrow night at 7:30, Happy People's Congress stage!"

...

On WeChat that evening.

Zhao Zhenhao joined the group chat, Fang Wenbin joined the group chat, Bai Yaning joined the group chat, Li Mingzhe joined the group chat, Duan Yunyun joined the group chat...

Zhao Zhenhao: "Ya Ning, Brother Hao will go to the Happy People's Congress stage to talk about cross talk tomorrow, will you go?"

Bai Yaning: "He told me, of course he wants to go and see."

Li Mingzhe: "Fuck, Brother Hao is going to talk about cross talk tomorrow? That must go!"

Fang Wenbin: "Brother Hao said about cross talk...you wait, let me think about the scene first... Brother Hao wears a coat and appears on stage. Hello, everyone. My name is Wang Hao. Today I will tell everyone a cross talk..."

Duan Yunyun: "Hehe, just thinking about it is so interesting!"

Liu Huaqiang joined the group chat.

Liu Huaqiang: "Master, here I am!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "Tell them, how did Brother Hao say in cross talk!"

Liu Huaqiang: "Awesome! I was stunned by what I used to say. The name of more than a hundred dishes is correct, and it was done in one breath. Master, you didn't know at the time. We both listened to silly things. Up!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "I know Brother Hao is awesome! It seems that he was merciful before, otherwise I guess there will be no chance to interrupt!"

Bai Yaning: "Did you go to the bar for a drink? Are there anyone to accompany you?"

Liu Huaqiang: "Yes...Don't get me wrong, Miss Bingfei, we have, Hao Brother doesn't!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "..."

Fang Wenbin: "..."

Bai Yaning: "Really?!"

Liu Huaqiang: "Really, absolutely true! Brother Hao said that his character is not good, I cut this picture specially!"

Liu Huaqiang: "{Photo}"

Bai Yaning: "Well, I see!"

All the people present are all in a cold sweat, Zhao Zhenhao's back is soaked-there is a mess between the two!

Liu Huaqiang: "By the way, Miss Bingfei, I found one thing yesterday."

Bai Yaning: "What's the matter?"

Liu Huaqiang: "Ge Hao Kung Fu is awesome. I heard the girl named Xiao Meng say that Ge Hao seemed to have practiced Wing Chun, and he worked with people in a bar at the time. It was better than the movies!"

As soon as he finished saying this, everyone in the WeChat group was shocked!

Brother Hao actually practiced Wing Chun?

Bai Yaning: "Who did it with him?"

Liu Huaqiang: "It seems to be called Tan Si. I didn't remember it clearly. Little role."

Bai Yaning: "He wasn't hurt, right?"

Liu Huaqiang: "No, Brother Hao is very capable!"

Bai Yaning: "That's good. But he is really that good? Wing Chun?"

Liu Huaqiang: "I definitely didn't get blind, the other party didn't even touch the corner of Brother Hao! Then you will know by asking Brother Hao!"

Bai Yaning: "This guy, how many things are there!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "I feel like there is nothing in the world that Brother Hao can't... What time do we meet tomorrow? I happen to have a few foreign partners who have been inspecting Zhonghai these two days. They are all fans of our heaven. I love to listen to cross talk, just take it there."

Fang Wenbin: "Fuck, old Zhao, this is okay! This is going to ask Brother Hao to fool them, I guess they won't know how they will get back then!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "That must be! These foreigners keep telling me what they are doing there, so Brother Hao has to rule them!"

Fang Wenbin: "Hahaha, yes, yes, they have to be ruled by Brother Hao! By the way, when will the show start tomorrow?"

Liu Huaqiang: "Tomorrow at 7:30, the Happy People's Congress stage at the South Third Ring Road~www.readwn.com~ But we don’t have to go so early. Brother Hao will be on stage around 8:30.

Bai Yaning: "Okay, let's gather at the door around 8:20!"

Everyone agreed: "Okay!"

...

At seven o'clock the next day, on the South Third Ring Road

After rehearsing for a whole day, Wang Hao and Yue Peng sat in the car, and Yue Peng said, "Brother Hao, how do you feel now when I went to drive for the first time today? Are you nervous?"

"It's okay," Wang Hao smiled and said, "How about you?"

"I'm actually nervous too," Jin Kuihua smiled and scratched the back of her head, and said: "But it's nothing serious. Let's just go for a cutscene. We only need to act until the time comes. The finale is Zhou Dana. , That is the real pillar, and I actually made up the number at best."

"Zhou Dana? This is a good name," Wang Hao widened his eyes: "What's your real name?"

"How can it be," Yue Peng said with a smile: "It's his stage name, and he has a set of performances, but it's amazing! In our place, ninety-nine percent of them rushed to him, and our manager quickly set up a board to tribute him. When he gets up, I have to burn paper for him. It is simply a cornucopia for our big stage! As long as he performs, the highest attendance rate reaches 66% at one time, which is terrifying. Occasionally, there are even one or two people to give away. Flower basket."

"So amazing!" Wang Hao said in surprise: "Then this week, what unique skills are there?"

"He might be funny, and can sing," Yue Peng admired, and said: "Then drinking is even more amazing. With the 500ml of beer, he just slapped it, and then I dried it in one mouthful. He doesn’t drink as fast as he can! It’s not a big deal. He drinks 20 bottles a night without going to the toilet! At most, he drank 26 bottles in one breath at a time, and one bottle was stuffed with a hundred in it, and he earned that night. It's two thousand and six!"

Fuck, are you sure this is not a wine barrel? !