Divine Lucky Star

Next, Wang Hao began to explain to a few people the occurrence, process, results, and final turning point of the conflict.

What Wang Hao told them was a sketch from a previous life called "You Disturbed the People". The quality of this sketch is so-so, but it is enough for occasions like school celebrations. After all, it is classic. There are still a lot of lines!

"I'm downstairs every day listening to the two of you calling and breaking up. You are going to die. I said you let people ride once a day, and let people ride once every day. Are you a bicycle?"

"Your best result in the draft was five thousand to four thousand nine, and people were given the nickname to eliminate Lang!"

"You think, isn't the house 80 square meters? Our three brothers are 30 square meters. Isn't it 90 square meters? Nine minus 80. Isn't that ten square meters more?"

Wang Hao likes this kind of jokes just casually. When the whole script is finished, a few people will look at me and I will look at you...

"Little Master! You are so amazing!" Jiang Ruoyun's eyes are as bright as light bulbs, and he exclaimed: "It's my master!"

Let alone the other four, all kneel--

"Fuck, did we make such awesome sketches?" Cao Hua looked at the script in disbelief and began to read lines: "I want to live with my ideals. My ideal is to have my own house, so I I often tell you that what we recommend for everyone is: authentic and good real estate, authentic and good real estate, the real real estate leader, we are sitting on cbd, and we will be at the Arc de Triomphe in 40 minutes..."

Wang Hao: "..."

Let me wipe it, your mouth is pretty slippery!

"Teacher, you are so amazing!"

"Teacher, when are you in class, let's go and listen together!"

"That venomous old lady's words are too toxic, haha, they are all quite classic!"

"Teacher, you are really amazing!" At this time, the little girl had already admired Wang Hao: "I think you are not as good as Brother Hao, but you should not be much worse! This sketch is great! !" The little girl's name is Wu Jiao, she is pretty long, and she smiles and is very straightforward.

"Cut, isn't it necessary," Wang Hao replied with a smile, "I dare not be a teacher in this school without two brushes?"

"Yes, yes," a few people nodded together: "The teacher is amazing!"

Cao Hua couldn't help but praised Wang Hao: "Teacher, where did your inspiration come from? Those lines are too strong, and I'm not happy anymore."

"Usually collect some funny jokes online," Wang Hao replied with a smile: "This is called material. There are too many jokes like this to collect, so come without opening your mouth?"

"It makes sense!" The four nodded sharply: "We still don't collect this kind of things in our usual way!"

"Teacher," Wu Jiao asked again: "You know how to write screenplays and talk about sketches, do you know everything?"

"Isn't that necessary?" Wang Hao smiled, it was a great one: "You have to ask what I don't know!"

"Wow!" The four people opened their mouths together: "So amazing!"

Cao Hua said: "I think the teacher seems to be better than Brother Hao, Brother Hao can write scripts, and the teacher can also make sketches!"

Wang Hao took out the cigarette, and then slowly spit out a smoke ring, all kinds of cool: "That's why I said, your road is still long, alas, feelings, wait for you to read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles. , You will understand that, in fact, all of this is so simple..." After speaking, he waved his hand, leaving only four students who were stunned by what he said were dumbfounded...

In the next time, Wang Hao took a few students together to make the script lines of the sketch. Wang Hao took out a sentence almost casually, which could make a few students stunned. When the script was finished, Cao Hua and the others were already lying on the table like dead dogs...

"Teacher," another student named Liu Peng smiled at this time: "We went to perform this sketch~www.readwn.com~ It must be invincible! In my dream "I will love it very much if I see it!"

Wang Hao looked at him and smiled: "Yeah, unrequited love?"

Well, those who are usually called "Mengzhong" are unrequited love, and those who have been on the slap are called wives.

"Yes," Liu Peng was obviously a little nervous and a little excited when he mentioned this, "I have liked her for almost two years, and the relationship has always been good, but she always refused to agree when she confessed to her. If I didn’t refuse, I always thought it might be a little bit worse. Teacher, do you have a good idea?"

I wiped, are the current college students so open? ! Ask the teacher directly for emotional issues?

It's okay, I'm bored anyway...

"Well, I have to understand the situation first," Wang Hao thought for a while and asked, "Are you sure you are not a spare tire?"

Liu Peng’s head shook like a rattle: “Definitely not. She hardly interacts with other boys. Except for class or the library, she basically eats a meal with me for the rest of the day, or she practices acting. It's definitely not two boats!"

"Well, it's easy to handle it if it's not a spare tire," Wang Hao lighted a cigarette and said in a quiet tone: "In other words, your relationship is basically about the same, you just missed it?"

"Yes, yes, right," Liu Peng nodded fiercely, and said anxiously: "Teacher, what can you do?"

"You can't handle this kind of thing. The current college students, oh, it's really worrying," Wang Hao leaned back on the chair, with an old-fashioned tone, and said, "I thought I would be in school when I was in school. The girl’s method is not ten thousand but eight thousand, you are not a problem."

Cao Hua glanced at each other together-Damn, the teacher is so awesome? !

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