107. Master, please translate what happiness means!

Passersby who wanted to watch the show found that the script did not follow a reasonable route at all.

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Isn’t it said that watching others make money is more painful than losing money yourself?

The stall owner made money from you and bought a new car. What’s worse is that he drove the new car out to show off in front of you.

This behavior is called”kissing the nose”

Aren’t you jealous of this?

What kind of mental quality?!

What’s even scarier is that there are a few customers whose breath is worse than foot odor, and they even complain that the stall owner bought the car too cheaply?!

Buy a Bentley?

A car worth more than 300,000 yuan was lost to them?!

Passersby thought they might be hallucinating. Who can pee yellow? Come and give them a sip to wake them up.

Half of the things on the table are missing.

At first there were 40 or 50 customers, and then the number increased to more than 100.

Those customers in the north, east and west of the city were hurrying on their way, praying in their hearts that the things sold by their mother would not sell out so quickly!

Today we set up this stall. We neither stir-fried noodles nor stir-fried pork. We sell our food very efficiently. In less than ten minutes, every customer has already eaten.

While eating, he hummed and moaned, his face was full of joy and satisfaction, and his eyebrows were all over his face.

Master, please translate, what the fuck is happiness!

If there were no purchase restrictions, all the food would be sold out within 30 minutes.

Hesitating for 0.1 second is disrespecting your stomach

But after all, the variety of things sold this time is relatively small. The only edible things are ice crystal cakes and crystal shrimp dumplings, which can only be called snacks. There is no staple food.

It tastes good, but no!

Not to mention the stomach, even the mouth is not satisfied

Give him back his grandma’s purchase restrictions!

However, customers can also express their understanding. If there is no purchase limit, some dogs can really buy dozens of copies, resulting in too many people not being able to eat.

The only way is to limit purchases so that everyone can taste the flavor and benefit equally. Boss Lu is a smart person and a good man!

I am really addicted to the food made by Boss Lu. I feel uncomfortable all over if I don’t eat it for a day. He is more powerful than Dali!

A few people who were still not satisfied were calling people nearby.

“Yes, brother! The purchase limit is not the supermarket selling toilet paper, but the snack stand. You can’t buy more even if you have money. You said you are not in a hurry, come quickly, I will pay, and treat you to a crystal shrimp dumpling! It’s agreed, just one crystal shrimp dumpling, no more!”

“Hello! Uncle! Is my aunt here too? Where are my cousins? Everyone, come to the night market in the university town! I will treat you to spicy hot pot! But you have to buy me something! What? Dumplings and green bean paste, something non-spicy if you don’t like it!”

A smart customer spotted a passerby who was still confused and dumbfounded.

“Hey, buddy, I’ll give you 10 yuan to buy me something from this snack stand.”

“What? Is this a good thing? You really want to give me 10 yuan?”

“That’s a must.” The smart customer scanned the code and transferred the money immediately.

“Is the food at this food stall so delicious? And is there a purchase limit?”A passerby wondered

“It was just average, and expensive, but I was hungry and didn’t want to bother with it.”

The passerby looked up and saw a row of night snack stalls 50 meters away. His face became more puzzled, but he still went over and bought a portion of ice crystal cake, green bean paste and crystal shrimp dumplings.

This smart guest got the item, opened it and started showing off

The passerby was skeptical and swallowed his saliva:”Not delicious? Why do these ice crystal cakes and shrimp dumplings look so delicate? They should be delicious, right?”

The clever guest chewed the delicious food with his cheeks puffed up, but shook his head vigorously:

“I’m hungry, it’s really not delicious”

The passerby finally realized what was going on and gave the clever customer a cold look. He thought to himself,”I don’t believe you. You have eyebrows all over your face and you keep saying it’s not delicious.”

“Boss, this ice crystal cake, and this crystal shrimp dumpling, what is this? Mung bean paste? Give me one of each!”

A passerby came to the stall and was about to scan the code. He just earned ten yuan and used it as a coupon.

“Dear customer, you have already bought something just now. Sorry, please come back next time. Each person is limited to purchasing one of each item.”

Lu Qin said with a polite smile

Passers-by:”!!!”

Passersby looked at the boxes of exquisite ice crystal cakes and crystal shrimp dumplings on the table and were tempted to buy them.

He looked back at the clever customer and felt strange in his heart. He had just made ten dollars easily, but why did he feel like he was cheated?

The clever guest ate two servings of crystal shrimp dumplings and ice crystal cake, and drank two cups of green bean paste. Only then was he satisfied, clapped his hands and left the night market.

The other customers who were not full or satisfied with their meals suddenly realized

“Shit! Why didn’t I think of that?”

“Uncle, I’ll give you five dollars. Please help me buy something from that snack stand.”

“What? There is such a good thing? You are not going to lie to me, an old man, are you?”

“How could that be? I am a good socialist youth, I never cheat anyone, I will transfer the money to you now!”

These are all old customers, they are very dog-like.

Today, Mr. Lu didn’t make fried rice noodles or twice-cooked pork, so passersby couldn’t smell the aroma and therefore didn’t know how delicious the crystal cake and shrimp dumplings hidden in the box were.

If I knew, I would definitely go crazy

The next day, the queue length will definitely increase significantly.

This is what old customers don’t want to see, so they have to help Boss Lu hide his food in a deep alley, where no one knows about it.

“Miss, do you see that snack stand? I’ll give you ten yuan, can you go buy me some food? My legs hurt a bit, and I can’t walk.”

“Auntie, I’ll give you five dollars.……”(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Passerby:”Give me twenty yuan and I will buy it for you.”

“What?”

“The young man in front asked me to run an errand, and he already paid me 15 yuan. You want me to buy it for 5 yuan? Do you believe that if I go back to him, he can give me 25 yuan?”763

“No, no, no, Auntie, I’ll give you twenty and you can buy it for me now!”

The original onlookers and the newly added passers-by were all confused.

I wondered what was going on.

Why do everyone give people money to buy snacks from that shop?

The key point is that the snack stand is only more than ten meters away!

They all say their legs hurt, their legs limp, and their walking is inconvenient, but I never see them using crutches or sitting in a wheelchair!

At this time, passers-by who had bought ice crystal cakes began to express indignation towards the group of old customers:

“You guys are such dogs! When I asked you guys, you all said the food was not tasty and lied without blinking an eye!”

“Don’t help buy it, you’ll be cheated if you do. They’ve bought it once before, because each person is limited to one portion, and they didn’t eat enough, so they asked you to buy it! If you help buy it, you won’t be able to eat it yourself!”

A passerby asked:”So, is the food at this food stall really that delicious?”

“Dragon people don’t lie to Dragon people, the universe’s invincible Thunderbolt is super delicious! If it’s not delicious, come and chop me!”

“Shit, then I won’t buy it for you, I’ll buy it myself!”

“I almost got cheated by you. You old customers are so mean!”

A group of old customers gnashed their teeth at the passerby who told the truth, but there was nothing they could do. They asked for help online.

But it takes time to get people, and by the time people arrive, Mr. Lu’s stuff might have already been sold out.

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