Do Not Disturb Ascension

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"What's wrong?"

Ao Ming suddenly felt that there was something strange in the way the little dragon cub looked at him.

Maybe this is the look of reverence? Children are born with a bit of admiration for their elders, just think of it as admiration.

Si Ruochen shook his head.

It is better for Ao Ming to become a salted fish than to go out and kill randomly all the time.

"What is that?" Ao Ming looked at the video game arcade in the mall. Many parents led their children inside.

Si Ruochen: "A place to play games."

Ao Ming placed it on the little dragon cub's head very naturally and rubbed it: "We'll go too."

Ao Ming saw someone else carrying a big bag of dolls and stood in front of the doll machine. Si Ruochen put coins in and Ao Ming was responsible for the operation.

"Which one you like, uncle will catch it for you."

Seeing that he was so confident, Si Ruochen saw that he had never been beaten up by a cunning and evil businessman. He didn't say anything and just acted as an emotionless coin-operated machine.

Usually adults bring children to play. This combination of children has expressionless faces while the adults enjoy themselves, which is really rare.

Both of them were wearing the same hats, which made them look more eye-catching, and there were many more people around them.

Ao Ming operates carefully, but the claw machine chooses to let go again and again:

"It fell..."

"It fell again..."

"Almost..."

"boom--"

Ao Ming slapped the grab button with his palm, and the claw machine exploded.

Si Ruochen held up the barrier in time to prevent the aftermath of the explosion from hurting anyone else.

Other onlookers:? ? ?

I was shocked while watching the excitement.

"Good guy, I did what I wanted to do but couldn't do."

"He's an irritable old man with a rabbit head. Even if I can really practice, I just want to secretly catch two more..."

"I always feel like their voices are a bit familiar, as if I've heard them somewhere."

"I feel the same way! Wait, I seem to remember, it's the uncle in the game video and the cute kid!"

When they tried to find the big and small ones, they could no longer see them.

"It doesn't matter, I took the video!"

"Send it out so I can take a look. I didn't see it clearly before..."

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Bang bang bang——

The sound of children talking came from outside the door.

"Hello, I'm here to pay you."

The store manager was already prepared for losses. After all, he was a special group of people and he didn’t do anything too destructive.

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In this case, even if you call the Special Affairs Bureau, you will only get a little compensation, and you may even offend the person completely.

"There's no need to pay for it. This gentleman is also careless."

The store manager looked at the children at the door and Ao Ming who looked unhappy, and chose to calm down the matter.

"I said I'd pay, I'll pay. Are you dissatisfied?"

Ao Ming looked at the store manager with fierce eyes.

"No, there's no dissatisfaction. I'll let you compensate."

The store manager calculated the price: "A machine costs 7,000. It has been stored for half a year, so I will calculate it at a 20% discount..."

"There are also toys inside, and they will be given to you at the original price."

"I also want a new one and some small toys."

Si Ruochen spent fifteen thousand and picked out a new claw machine stored in the warehouse, as well as some toys, intending to take them home for Ao Ming to play with.

"This machine is too fragile."

"And you can't catch it at all!" Ao Ming said in disgust.

The boss tried to soften his tone and explained:

"This...this...our crawling mechanism is 25, which is pretty good among similar merchants."

"I haven't caught this one yet. Maybe the technology isn't mature enough. You can check out the tutorials and you'll be able to catch him soon..."

Before Ao Ming's face turned completely black, Si Ruochen took away the claw machine and Ao Ming and teleported outside the mall.

"Going back so soon?" Ao Ming looked at the setting sun between the tall buildings and didn't have enough fun at all. It seemed like I didn’t do anything today, and time passed by in a hurry.

"Then keep playing."

"Let's go to the playground."

Si Ruochen bought two tickets for the nightclub. There was still an hour before the entrance time. He took Ao Ming to take the bus and scanned the QR code to pay.

“Children this young don’t need to swipe their cards repeatedly.”

the driver reminded.

Ao Ming finally smiled, and his depression disappeared instantly.

The bus arrives at the station at regular intervals, and passengers get on and off the bus.

For ordinary people, it is just a very daily and meaningless thing.

It was novel enough for Ao Ming. He saw students carrying schoolbags coming home from school and asked Xiao Longzai: "Are you going to school too?"

Si Ruochen: "I don't have to go to school."

Ao Ming disagreed and said: "If you don't go to school, you will become illiterate. Without culture, you will be like a salted fish..."

Xianyu didn't dare to say anything.

Si Ruochen: "I have already learned it."

Ao Ming: "I didn't learn enough. The cubs in the past couldn't leave the clan without taking lessons that lasted hundreds of years."

Si Ruochen: "..."

The early childhood education machine is too early. Ao Ming's incarnation should be sent to the Demon Management Bureau to take classes every day like a salted fish. Only after passing the exam can he come out.

"It doesn't matter, uncle will give you extra lessons in the future."

"What other children have, you also have to have."

Ao Ming patted the little dragon cub on the shoulder. As for what to teach? You can teach some complex ancient spells and various knowledge.

Whether it was weapon refining, elixirs or formations, because he was too bored, he slowly deduced them and accumulated them to a very terrifying level. The little dragon cub is the only junior he recognizes and wants to pass on, and he still has a long time to learn in the future.

"..."

Si Ruochen suddenly felt that his shoulders were a little too heavy.

They took the bus slowly and arrived outside the amusement park. Ao Ming looked at the colorful cotton candy seller at the door: "What is that?"

Si Ruochen skillfully bought two and handed one to Ao Ming.

"It's melted..."

Ao Ming originally wanted to try to see if he could taste the water incarnation, but the marshmallow melted directly into his body, giving him a sweet fragrance.

"Sure enough, it's still inconvenient to incarnate..."

Ao Ming was thoughtful.

"I'll give you another one when I get home." Si Ruochen bought a new one, and this time he put it directly in his sleeves.

"Will it melt away when you get home?" Ao Ming asked.

"No." Si Ruochen went in with him.

The games were originally too dangerous for children to play. After Si Ruochen weakened his sense of presence, the staff subconsciously ignored this problem.

As long as it was something Ao Ming wanted to play, they would go experience it together, such as the roller coaster. It didn't have much excitement for Ao Ming, but it was fresh enough.

Xianyu has been cultivating his health, but he has never experienced such an exciting life before, and he couldn't help but howl.

Si Ruochen and Ao Ming sat in the last row. The tourists in front always felt that there was a good-looking young man sitting behind him with a child.

Hearing the sudden scream of a middle-aged man behind him, he was so shocked that he couldn't help but look back. He instantly saw Ao Ming's expressionless face and turned his head back in fear.

"Ahhhh——"

The voice of a middle-aged male social beast who had been severely beaten by society and had completely lost hope sounded from behind again.

"..." It's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance!

"Uh-huh--"

Xianyu tried to close his mouth, and the sound became even weirder

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Si Ruochen used the soundproofing spell. At this moment, he and Ao Ming had the same thought: they would definitely not ride the roller coaster with Xianyu next time.

"Other children ride on the merry-go-round, so you have to sit on it too!"

Ao Ming picked up the little dragon cub and quickly put his hands on the merry-go-round. He sat on the big horse behind.

Si Ruochen never thought of himself as a child.

He was already a teenager when he first came to the human world.

The skipped growth stages are completed in this way.

"Let me take a group photo of you with my phone!"

Xianyu suggested when he saw that everyone else was taking pictures.

"Just let the phone fly in front and take pictures, including you."

Si Ruochen can solve the photo problem with a little trick.

"Then let me compete!" Xianyu was very happy and competed with his fins.

I feel like I have truly become a member of this family!

Si Ruochen let his phone float in front of him to take pictures.

Ao Ming looked at the camera with a gentle smile in his dark red eyes.

The tourists behind all showed envious expressions. It was really easy to take pictures like this. It was much easier to use than a selfie stick!

Cultivation of immortality is no longer a secret. As long as you have spiritual roots and average talent, you can go to the official school to practice.

However, there are too few people with talents, and the threshold for cultivating immortality is very high. Videos are often seen online, but rarely seen in real life.

Anyway, I was taking photos and videos, so I took this scene as well.

It was completely dark.

The playground lights came on.

The colorful floats drove slowly, with cute cartoon characters on them to greet everyone. The front one was a white rabbit, and from time to time balloons were used to twist it into puppies, rabbits, and wings to give to the children around.

It can be seen that these rabbits are living very well after leaving the Taiyin Realm. They are fair and healthy and have gained a lot of weight.

Ao Ming: "I remember, I forgot to take the candy."

Si Ruochen: "I'll get it next time."

"Okay." Ao Ming looked towards the sky.

The moon is at the top of the sky, and it's time to go back.

Si Ruochen took Ao Ming directly back to the bottom of the well and put in the claw machine and the various snack toys he bought today.

Ao Ming's spiritual consciousness returned to its place. Ao Ming, who was at the bottom of the well, looked at the incomplete formation at the bottom of the well, thoughtfully.

"How about we join forces and get out of here."

At the bottom of the well, Pluto, who turned into stone, has slowly become normal.

The head has returned to its original form from the stone statue.

"Drag them further away."

"It affects my mood when eating."

Ao Ming looked at the ghosts.

"yes!"

The ghosts moved the stone statue away cautiously.

Even though Pluto's pressure was terrifying, it was nothing compared to Ao Ming.

"It's okay for you to go out, fellow Taoist, but these evil heretics cannot be allowed to leave the formation..."

The walking corpse looked at the foreign gods. In the early stage of spiritual recovery, the spiritual power in the world was limited. In order to recover as quickly as possible, the foreign gods often used the simplest methods to plunder faith and snatch spiritual objects. For this reason, the whole body was filled with rich blood. .

Of course, Ao Ming is not much better than them.

His blood-evil aura was so strong that it blocked out the sky, but it had been too long ago, and most of the people he killed were ancient monsters, mythical beasts, and immortals, not ordinary people.

Ao Ming is much gentler now than before.

Even if it is to restore strength, such despicable methods will not be used.

"Can't you just save them all?" Ao Ming suggested.

"What fellow Taoist said is true!" Xingzhi's eyes lit up.

Soon, the sound of chanting sutras came from the bottom of the well.

Buddha's light shines everywhere, holy and sacred.

Ao Ming set up a formation to isolate the sound and throw the ghosts over at the same time. He has been annoyed for so long, now it's someone else's turn to listen to the bald man chanting. Just appreciating the painful expressions on the faces of those ghosts, I can eat a few more bowls of rice.

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[Cultivating immortals starts from childhood, cute bunny, online spellcasting]

[Family, I encountered a strange thing on the roller coaster]

[Shock, the grumpy bunny brother slapped the claw machine with one palm]

[The real identity of the cute baby turned out to be...]

After a day of going out, videos were leaked everywhere.

The cute baby in the game video that netizens have been searching for has finally been found!

[Three missing one, Xie Ju is working overtime on this one]

[The hat is so cute, please share the same style! ]

[This is a white rabbit peripheral, it seems that they knitted their own hats with rabbit hair, except in Nanzhou, there is no other place! ]

[Damn it, why can't we import the Nanzhou white rabbit twice?]

[Sad, the white rabbit said it has no hats. It will take some time for new rabbit hair to grow before it can have hats.]

[Every time a hat is given away, a white rabbit becomes bald.]

[Use Overlord, it gets stronger day by day!]

[The one screaming on the roller coaster is Salted Fish, right?]

[It's the one that turns into a box at the beginning of the game.]

[If you don't know who Salted Fish is, you can point me to the fishing video of the Taoist priest. Salted Fish is the one he fished out of the Moon Lake. Later, it moved to the bottom of the Demon-Suppressing Well and was fished out again.]

[I really laughed to death. Uncle doesn't call me like this.]

[Uncle calls me like this: Xie Ying, this is the head I aimed at first!]

[Sooner or later, I will be laughed to death by you.]

[The cub seems to be a local cub from Nanzhou. I saw it on the day of the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.]

[Is it that cub?]

[It's the cub that the Taoist priest bagged.]

[I think I overlooked some important news.]

[Do the big guys know each other? 】

【It would be even more perfect if I were added among the big guys】

【You should add me, I’m super good at grabbing dolls! 】

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Just when netizens were surfing and seizing the time to practice, there was another movement on Kunlun.

The secret realm of Yaochi has disappeared, replaced by a huge palace in the clouds. The central temple is inscribed with the word "Lingxiao", which is full of energy and countless precious lights.

The fairy palace in myths and legends is hanging above everyone's head.

It shines day and night, and everyone can see it. At the same time, they feel a desire in their hearts, as if they can become immortals and gods as soon as they enter it and escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

But all people have experienced fraudulent propaganda.

What looks good may not be really good.

It is unrealistic to ascend to heaven in one step, and you may ascend to the West.

It is no secret how difficult it is to cultivate immortals.

First, you have to test your spiritual roots, with a one in a thousand chance.

Due to qualification restrictions, among those who have truly tested their spiritual roots, only a small number of people with high spiritual root purity can practice.

After two screenings, you need to use formations to measure your character and check your background files. Only when everything is correct can you go to official branches in various places to learn basic knowledge such as acupuncture points, meridians, and Dantian, and learn many ancient Taoist books handed down from ancient times to lay the foundation for the future.

This trip is no less than studying for a Taoist master's degree. There are more difficult knowledge waiting for you in the future, step by step from refining qi to building a foundation, even those with excellent talents have to practice hard for several years.

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