Do Not Disturb Ascension

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"Junior brother, why do I feel like you have horns on your head?"

Lin Jin Huan got excited and changed to a stronger spiritual wine. At this time, she was getting drunk. In her eyes, the little junior brother had a pair of dragon horns on his head.

"Maybe it's an illusion." Si Ruochen reached out and brushed off the fallen flowers on his head, but no dragon horns grew. It seems that the hallucinogenic effect of this kind of mushroom is very powerful, even Lin Jinhuan was affected by it.

"Oh, that's okay." Lin Jinhuan turned to look at the other disciples, "Why did I see a big caterpillar crawling on the ground?"

"..." Si Ruochen looked at the player cocooning on the ground and fell into silence.

"I'm dark, I'm twisted, I'm crawling..."

"Hey hey hey I'm crawling I'm crawling I'm crawling..."

The player Ye Xingyi, who is usually known as a cold and cool guy, is crawling on the ground in the dark. Because he climbed too fast and his posture was too twisted, the new disciple's robe was light green, and he did look a bit like a big green insect.

"He climbed pretty fast." Lin Jinhuan showed some admiration.

"Betrayed my love and left behind my back. When I finally found out the truth, I burst into tears..."

Bao Xixi watched Ye Xingyi's figure crawling away on the ground, holding a carrot and singing affectionately.

There were three parts pain, three parts reluctance, and four parts confusion and entanglement in her eyes, just like an infatuated girl betrayed by love.

"How much is the sledgehammer?" Bai Mianmian rolled up his sleeves, revealing two arms as thick as iron towers, flexing his muscles and lifting a piece of wood.

"Sledgehammer eighty!!!" Ciri and Fury shouted together.

"There are so many gophers, I'm going to hit you right now!" Bai Mianmian raised the wood, pointed it at the grass, and swung it hard, "This one hit, eighty!"

"Okay! Great!" The twin sisters Ciri and Fury immediately started applauding together.

"How much is the hammer?" Bai Mianmian asked again.

"Little hammer forty!!!" they both said in unison.

Then he watched Bai Mianmian beat the ground crazily, beating the non-existent gopher, making a clanging sound.

"Eighty! Eighty!"

"Forty! Forty!"

The two sisters were cheering him on and cheering him on, which was very lively.

"That junior fellow who plays Whac-a-Mole is pretty good. You can take the path of physical cultivation in the future."

Lin Jinhuan expressed affirmation.

Si Ruochen also nodded and looked at all the players. He planned to separate a ray of consciousness to explore the players' world, but who would be more suitable to leave it on?

At present, it seems that a reliable one is also

No.

"Uuuuuuuuuuu Changsheng, this is our child!"

"This is the egg I laid for you. You can't abandon us, father and son..."

Dongfang Tiezhu held a big cabbage in his arms and tried hard to show the cabbage to Changsheng.

Chang Sheng also ate roasted mushrooms and was not spared.

But it looked reluctant and pushed the Chinese cabbage away: "This is not my egg. Who knows who you gave birth to, but it is definitely not with me!"

"Don't even think about blaming it on me!"

"Brother Changsheng, this is our egg!"

"Look how much the child looks like you! They are so white!"

Dongfang Tiezhu burst into tears with an accusing look on his face.

"Go away! If you don't go away, I won't be polite!"

Changsheng could actually speak human words, but no one except Si Ruochen noticed this.

"Oooh, why are you like this..."

"If you don't like the baby, I'll just raise it by myself, and you're still being mean to me..." Dongfang Tiezhu started to cry at the top of his lungs.

"Stop crying, brother, let's go find our junior uncle for comment!"

"Changsheng is so irresponsible!"

"You've laid the egg, but it doesn't recognize it!"

Nangong Tiemen pulled Dongfang Tiezhu and tried to find Si Ruochen to reason.

Players are mentally disturbed, and that's normal.

Si Ruochen looked at Ye Fan, the only one in the crowd who was not crazy. At this time, Ye Fan stood on a big stone with his hands behind his back, his back to everyone, his back was bleak, and he had an aura of going forward.

I saw Ye Fan sighing: "I didn't expect that it would be me, Cangwu's No. 1 Sword Immortal Ye Fan, who would take over the position of the leader of the sect in the end. Maybe this is because the high place is too cold..."

Si Ruochen: "..."

He thought for a moment and opened the image stone.

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The main peak of Cangwu Sect is surrounded by the moonlight and silence.

Master Zangfeng was making tea with his friends and chatting occasionally.

"I heard that you recruited a group of good new disciples this time?"

Liufeng Daojun from Penglai asked.

He was dressed in purple, with a jade-like face, charming features, and a bit of curiosity.

Penglai, Cangwu, and Kunlun are the three major immortal sects in the world.

However, within a hundred years, due to the resistance to the invasion of the Demon Realm, the strength was greatly reduced and it was not as good as before. Instead, some forces close to the Demon Realm developed and tried to overwhelm the three major immortal sects and replace them.

"Yes, Fuwei has been teaching them recently."

Zangfeng Taojun thinks

The little disciple who felt most uneasy sighed softly. Helping the Weakness is Si Ruochen's Taoist title. Taoist Master Zangfeng has high hopes for him, so he took this Taoist title.

"It's a pity that Fu Wei is so talented at such a young age."

Lord Liufeng felt sorry for this.

"He wants to re-enter the Taoist path. There are many ancient Taoist books in Penglai, including ancient books about reshaping the Dantian. I want to get an opportunity for him to enter the Penglai library." Daojun Zangfeng said seriously.

"If I were to make the decision on the entire Penglai, I would definitely agree to Brother Dao, but I am just an elder of Yifeng and cannot make the decision."

"But I can mention it in front of Qingchi."

The Taoist Qingchi mentioned by Taoist Liufeng is none other than the head of Penglai and his Taoist companion.

"If there is a great competition among the immortal sects, and one of your Cangwu disciples can win the title of leader, we can set the viewing library as a reward."

"Whether it's Qi training, foundation building, or golden elixir, it's all fine."

"The female disciple of yours who is practicing physical training should have already reached the Golden Elixir Perfection? Tell her not to rush to break through recently, but to press her level and get the first place in the Golden Elixir stage in the Immortal Sect Competition."

"I think she will agree to leave the opportunity to enter the library to Fu Wei. Then you can ask her what she needs to make up for it."

Liufeng Daojun quickly came up with a feasible solution. The library is too important. Only when Cangwu disciples get the leader, he will propose follow-up steps related to the library. If it is obtained by disciples of other sects, they will receive additional rewards.

"In this case, I will trouble my fellow Taoist."

Taojun Zangfeng knew that he said this, so he was very sure of the matter.

The rest depends on the performance of Cangwu disciples in the Immortal Sect Competition.

"The task of helping people in danger is also the task of all my fellow Taoists."

"We all hope he gets better soon."

"Don't let those damn demons succeed."

Liufeng Daojun said this and asked again:

"How have you been doing lately? Is there any flaw in your mood?"

"My discussion with him seemed to be more harmonious than before."

It is precisely because of this that Zangfeng Daojun will fight for an opportunity for his disciples. If he is too frustrated, depressed, and depressed, he will not be suitable for studying ancient books for the time being. It will only damage his mind and bring little benefit.

"That's good." Liufeng Daojun said with approval.

"I am really envious of you Taoist fellow Taoist for having such a good disciple."

"Those disciples of yours are not bad either." Daojun Zangfeng mentioned the disciples of Daojun Liufeng and praised them one by one.

"Jin Huan told me before that he wanted to

To break through the Nascent Soul in seclusion, I want to summon her as soon as possible and discuss this matter with her..."

After Zangfeng Daojun sent the message, he did not receive a reply, so he took a moment to sense and found that Lin Jinhuan and Si Ruochen were both at Xiaoyun Peak.

"You don't have any retreat, and you don't know what to do in Xiaoyun Peak?"

Lord Zangfeng was surprised.

No matter which of his disciples they are, they are all sleeping and forgetting to eat and sleep on the matter of cultivation. Now that the moon is in the sky, it is a good time to practice hard in the cave, why are they all in Xiaoyun Peak?

"Isn't Xiaoyun Peak the residence of new disciples? How about a visit?"

Liufeng Daojun was really surprised when he heard that Cangwu Sect had recruited more than ten Heavenly Spiritual Roots this time.

Every time a disciple is recruited, the normal frequency is to receive two or three Heavenly Spiritual Roots, and sometimes even none at all.

Why did Cangwu suddenly recruit more than ten Tianlinggen disciples? Is there a conspiracy from the Demon Realm among them?

"That's fine." Daojun Zangfeng was very cheerful. He opened the water mirror and looked for the direction where the disciples were gathering.

Cangwu Sect has a large formation, and it is very easy to get the picture of each peak, but if there is no accident, no one will check it specially.

The water mirror was opened and there was a lot of people.

Liufeng Daojun looked at it curiously: "Is this a party? It's so lively."

"Woooooooo, little junior uncle, this is the egg I laid for senior brother Changsheng! It doesn't even acknowledge it!"

"This is our egg, Changsheng, please say something!"

Dongfang Tiezhu's plaintive and accusing voice sounded.

Taojun Zangfeng, who was drinking tea, almost choked.

"Ahem..." Liufeng Daojun was already choked.

Fortunately, their cultivation is so advanced that they can't choke anyone to death.

Lay eggs? Are current disciples already so open-minded?

As soon as Taojun Zangfeng heard the word "immortality", the image of the fat crane raised by his little disciple appeared in his mind.

"Uncle Junior, look at our baby!"

Dongfang Tiezhu brought the "egg" to Si Ruochen.

"Master, this is really not my egg!"

"The relationship between me and him is innocent!" Changsheng denied it.

"I touched you, hugged you, and now you don't recognize me even if you don't recognize me. My sincerity has been wrongly paid after all!!!"

The Eastern Iron Pillar made a sharp explosion.

"Let you talk nonsense! Let you talk nonsense!"

Chang Sheng was furious and started to chase.

"Uncle, please take care of him!"

"He did it in front of the elders!"

Dongfang Tiezhu escaped while

Cry.

She was still holding a big cabbage tightly in her arms and refused to let go.

"Hahahahaha..." Liufeng Daojun laughed out loud.

Taojun Zangfeng's expression became stiff for a moment, like a cracked stone statue.

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"..." Si Ruochen looked at the running Dongfang Iron Pillar and continued to take pictures.

He believed that Changsheng and Dongfang Tiezhu were innocent.

If Dongfang Tiezhu doesn’t believe it, there is a video to prove it.

"What is your disciple doing?" Daojun Liufeng discovered a blind spot.

Fuwei was extremely calm amidst all the chaos, even taking a photo there? He is indeed a talented monk who is hailed as the hope of the Canghai Realm. He is so calm in the face of danger and his character is really outstanding.

"Perhaps I want to record their current situation so that it can be convenient for medical practitioners to diagnose and treat them at that time." Daojun Zangfeng analyzed.

Obviously, these disciples had eaten something bad and fell into an illusion, so they were so crazy.

"I'm going to see what they ate."

Taojun Zangfeng has already stood up.

"Let's go together." Liufeng Daojun rarely saw his friend's serious face cracked. He was lucky enough to see it today, and he felt very satisfied.

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"Junior brother, why do you have a tail!"

"What a long tail! Touch it!"

Lin Jinhuan stretched out his hand and touched nothing.

However, she didn't notice it herself. Instead, she said: "It feels like I haven't touched it. It feels so magical!"

"Let us be companions in the mortal world, live a carefree life, ride horses galloping, and share the prosperity of the world~"

Bao Shi was still holding up her carrot and singing.

"Drive! Drive!" At the same time, he patted the "horse" she was riding.

Unfortunately, because Ye Xingyi had been crawling in the dark on the ground, Bao Shisi thought he was a horse, and he directly sat on it, and then the two of them ran around the place, singing and dancing.

It was difficult for Si Ruochen to choose, as he was worried that the consciousness he had separated would become stupid. However, the Taiyin Treasure Mirror reminded him that Master Zangfeng and a friend of comparable strength were on the way, and it would be too late if he didn't take action!

Si Ruochen separated out three rays of consciousness, and fell into the sea of ​​consciousness of Dongfang Tiezhu, Bai Mianmian, and Ye Xingyi respectively. In the night, no one found a faint ray of light that merged with those three people.

"Uncle Junior——"

"Uncle Junior Master, you are in charge of longevity!"

The Eastern Iron Pillar continued to emit sharp explosions.

Si Ruochen immediately called to Changsheng: "Come back."

"That's not my egg!" Changsheng felt aggrieved.

bar.

"I believe you." Si Ruochen reassured.

Changsheng immediately attached himself to Si Ruochen's Taoist robe and cast a provocative look at Dongfang Tiezhu.

Dongfang Tiezhu's eyes were about to burst: "Ah——"

A game prompt appears in front of Dongfang Iron Pillar——

[The current mental state is chaotic, it is recommended to log off! ! 】

[The current mental state is chaotic, it is recommended to log off! ! 】

Not only him, other players also had such prompts.

However, the players had lower cultivation levels, and the hallucinogenic effect of mushrooms on them was far greater than that of Si Ruochen and Lin Jinhuan. They had already fallen into a carnival and completely ignored the game prompts.

"It's just a game, don't play it!"

"Haha, I, Nangong Iron Gate, will proclaim myself emperor today!"

"Buddha will kill Buddha if he stands in his way! Kill god if he stands in the way of god!"

"I want this day, no longer can you cover my eyes!"

"I want this land to grow full of winter melons, pumpkins and big watermelons!"

The game detects the approach of an advanced life form and no longer uses electric shock as punishment, but disappears.

Anyway, for him, even if there is a loss, it is just a loss of a group of players that can be recruited again, which is of no consequence.

Si Ruochen didn't know how to stop this group of players who were like runaway huskies, so he simply let them go.

Anyway, Master Zangfeng is already here.

Perhaps it was because of the master's profound Taoism that in Si Ruochen's field of vision, Taoist Master Zangfeng looked normal.

Except for the words "I am strong" printed on the front of the robe and "Same on the back" printed on the back, nothing has changed.

As for the Taoist who came to Xiaoyun Peak with Taoist Zangfeng, Si Ruochen didn't know his name, because this Taoist had a black and white emoticon of a husky dog ​​on his head.

It's so vivid that people can't help but focus on looking at the eyes of the dog's head, and it's completely impossible to identify its identity.

"Junior brother, I saw Master."

"There is a dog head next to Master."

"Did you see it too?" Lin Jinhuan opened his eyes wide.

"..." Si Ruochen thought, it seems that the illusion should be regular, orderly in chaos, and different subjects may see the same illusion, which is really magical.

"It's the Lingyue Magic Mushroom." Liufeng Daojun looked at the roasted mushroom, tasted it, and quickly recognized it based on the taste.

The Spirit Moon Magic Mushroom is a mushroom that may appear in any place with abundant spiritual energy. It is delicious and has abundant spiritual energy. Those with low cultivation level can even break through the realm.

The only side effect is eating

Will fall into it after use