Do Not Laugh! This is a Horror Movie
Chapter 1: Ballad
In the evening, the wilderness is a remote town.
The setting sun is about to sink into the horizon, and the afterglow can no longer cover the town completely. Rows of dilapidated houses are hidden in the shadows, gloomy and gloomy, as if they will be swallowed by darkness in the next second.
At the end of the town, there is a small three-story brick building, independent of the world.
Fu Lanyu stood by the window, looking at the darker and darker sky outside, and sighed very seriously for a long while.
"Hey, I don't know if I don't care about the food here."
The girl with short hair in the same industry stared at her with wide eyes, with a face full of suspicion: "It's all this time, are you still thinking about eating?"
"I always have to eat rice, otherwise, what should I do if I live for so many days and starve to death?" Fu Lanyu replied slowly, "So you... eh, what is your name?"
Girl: "...My name is Xiaohui."
"Oh, Xiaohui." Fu Lanyu nodded, "You have only crossed once before. It is normal if you are not used to it. If you wear it more often in the future, your appetite will naturally gradually improve."
Xiaohui: "No, I am not as adaptable as you."
As the two talked, there was another noise coming from outside. It seemed that a group of young men and women were arguing about something, and there was also a girl's crying in it.
"Where is this place? How come I got here from school? I obviously only went to the cafeteria to have a meal..."
A man was impatient: "Can you stop crying, who the **** came here suddenly? Isn't this looking for a way!"
Someone said, "Damn, this place is so dark, don't it be haunted?"
Xiaohui in the room smiled bitterly after hearing the words: "It's not just haunted..."
Fu Lanyu closed the window easily.
"It seems to be a group of newcomers, newer than you."
Before the words were over, the group of young people pushed open the door of the brick building.
"Strange, the doors of other residents can't be knocked, but the chain here is not locked."
The girl who started crying saw Fu Lanyu and Xiaohui at a glance, hesitated for a moment, and spoke carefully.
"Excuse me... are you the masters here?"
"No, we also entered casually."
After speaking, Fu Lanyu's eyes were as sharp as X-rays, quickly sweeping over the group of people.
Four men and two women, three of them and the girl who had just been crying, should have come in alone; the one standing behind is obviously a pair of lovers with few words, and they are looking around vigilantly.
Well, this time there are eight people, so the number is not bad.
Unexpectedly, she just came to the conclusion when she saw a young man in a black shirt walking in from the door unhurriedly.
Now there are nine people.
As soon as the man entered the room, he immediately attracted the eyes of everyone present-especially the eyes of the opposite sex.
Even the girl who had been weeping stopped crying at the moment, she just stared at him with red eyes.
After all, he is so good-looking, with beautiful eyebrows, red lips and white teeth. He can almost be described as exquisite and beautiful, but exquisite but not feminine. Like a work of art carved from fine jade, he can't spot any flaws.
He seemed to be smiling but not smiling, the tail of his eyes was slightly raised, and there was an evil spirit in his gentleness, which was inexplicably confusing.
He closed the door with his backhand, and his voice was low and pleasant when he opened his mouth.
......Although the words spoken instantly destroyed this sense of beauty, and there was even a slight lack of flatness.
"Yeah, everyone is here, are you waiting for the party?"
Everyone: "..."
He smiled again: "I advise you to find a house to stay. It's dark and the dirty things are coming out."
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere became tense again. One of the rookie boys with yellow hair asked anxiously: "What is unclean?"
The black-clothed man raised his eyebrows scornfully, and pointed his finger at the wall.
At this time, the last ray of light of the sunset finally disappeared, and night fell.
Suddenly there was light in the brick building, and everyone discovered that there were oil lamps on all sides, but the light was not bright, dim and swaying, and the shadows and shadows became more and more strange, adding a weird atmosphere.
At the same time, on the snow-white wall facing them, as if someone was writing with a brush, a line of crooked blood characters slowly emerged.
——It's noisy, don't make loud noises at night.
The blood characters seemed to be fresh, and with the appearance of each character, blood was still dripping down, and the whole wall was stained shockingly.
Several people shook all over, and subconsciously covered their mouths, for fear that they would scream.
"This... what is this?"
They looked at each other and lowered their voices tremblingly.
Fu Lanyu touched Xiaohui with her elbow, and when Xiaohui looked over, she whispered.
"Remember? This is the basic rule of this crossing."
Xiaohui nodded quickly: "I know, I know."
The couple was closer, and they happened to hear these words, their faces changed slightly, and they met each other's eyes.
The atmosphere was surging.
The black-clothed man glanced at the wall, with a calm expression, turned around and went upstairs.
At the corner of the stairs, he stopped for a while, then leaned on the railing and lowered his head, seeming to just inadvertently cast a glance at Fu Lanyu.
At almost the same moment, Fu Lanyu seemed to feel something, and raised his eyes to look at him.
With his eyes facing each other, the man's lips arc deeper, he smiled at her, and quickly disappeared in the direction of the second floor.
"Who is he?" Xiaohui also noticed, "It doesn't look like a newcomer."
"Definitely not a newcomer." Fu Lanyu said, "It seems that the level is still very high."
"How do you know? In case he is bluffing..."
"I have passed through so many worlds. Is it a bluff or a stunt? Can I tell?"
"Oh..." Xiaohui couldn't help but glanced up to the second floor, "Even you said he has a stunt, what level does he have?"
"Maybe taller than me, but now is not the time to discuss this issue." Fu Lanyu took her hand and walked straight upstairs, "First pick a room to live in, and then find something to eat."
"... Are you really here to travel?" Why can't you forget to eat?
Who knew that the stairs hadn't been up a few steps, Fu Lanyu's clothes corner was suddenly caught, and when she turned her head, she saw the girl who had been crying just now.
"What's up?"
The girl still had tears in her eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Sister, do you know more about this place?"
"How old are you?"
"……twenty-three."
"I'm twenty-two, so don't call my sister."
The girl was choked: "Okay, this... sister, can you tell me what happened? And the writing on the wall..."
"You just need to obey the words on the wall." Fu Lanyu said, "Anyway, if you have crossed, you will treat this as a survival puzzle game. You can go home after the game is cleared."
"..."
"There will usually be some supernatural events in the middle of the journey, so you should be mentally prepared and don't be too scared."
"..."
After speaking, Fu Lanyu took Xiaohui upstairs no matter how confused and frightened the other party was.
In a world where rules are cruel, she never has a heart of love and compassion.
No matter how hard the four newcomers resist, they will eventually have to accept the fact that they have already crossed.
Fearful, they found a room in the brick building one after another, so they didn't dare to move in hiding.
...Why do you want to say four newcomers?
Because Fu Lanyu was convinced that among the nine people, except for the men in black, the couple was definitely not a newcomer.
Late at night, she found a steamed bun in the kitchen on the first floor.
"The food is really bad."
Xiaohui squatted beside her tearing the steamed bun, feeling helpless.
"You can just eat something. Are you here for a gourmet visit?"
"It can't be said that people cannot live purely to live, but to pursue spiritual satisfaction and pleasure. If you live without quality, how is it different from death?"
Xiaohui's chewing action stopped for a moment, then raised her hand and barely clapped her twice.
"Miss Fu, don't look at you so well-behaved. In fact, I think you have the potential to be a god-stick."
"What's the reason?"
"Just...I'm good at talking nonsense seriously, and I don't have a smile yet."
Fu Lanyu stuffed the remaining half of the bun into his mouth.
"It's not that I treat customers, generally very cordial and friendly, with a standard smile."
Xiaohui said in a strange way: "I am also your client, did you smile at me?"
"You stalked with me before, bargaining, you only gave 15,000 for the 30,000 bill, cut in half, what can I laugh at you? My laugh is so cheap?"
"..." Xiaohui turned her head back and muttered with a guilty conscience, "I really don't have money, there are so many worlds to wear in the future, I have to save some, otherwise the family will go bankrupt, who will help me pass?"
Fu Lanyu glanced at her: "Crossing through this kind of thing will kill you. I hope you won't lose a lot of money to save money in the future."
Xiaohui sighed and was about to say something more, but the next second, she heard the direction of the third floor, and a man screamed.
"Fuck! Fuck!!!"
The two looked at each other, and at the same time got up and went upstairs to check the situation.
On the third floor, everyone was attracted by the shouts and gathered in one place.
The one who screamed was the tallest of the newcomers, the 1.9-meter old man, who looked like a hunk, but he didn't look very courageous. At this time, he was trembling with his legs soft against the wall.
The girl who first cried asked with a panic face: "What's the matter? What happened? Did you see anything?"
"Outside the window...outside the window..." The man pointed to the corridor window, his face pale, "Just now there was a woman's face outside the window, with big eyes, disheveled hair, and grinning at me..."
His description made his back chill, and even Xiaohui couldn't help but shiver.
"Isn't it the female ghost who lives in this house?"
"...Fuck! Don't scare Lao Tzu!" The man subconsciously raised his tone, "This house is haunted, can the **** still live?!"
"Where do you think you came?" Fu Lanyu said slowly, "Don't be haunted, let you go through to do construction work?"
The man was emotional and shouted at her: "How do you know so much? Do you have any secrets that you haven't told us? You must know the way out, you say!"
Fear made people irrational, and he rushed over to grab Fu Lanyu's collar, but before he got close, he was stopped in the middle.
It was the handsome black man who stopped him.
The black-clothed man supported him with one hand on his chest, seemingly not exerting force, and then gently and skillfully pushed him a few meters away, pushing him straight forward.
The black-clothed man curled his eyebrows and smiled, "It's quite rare for an idiot who violates the rules madly when he comes up."
"...What rules? What bird rules!"
The couple who had not participated in the discussion, the boy did not seem to have a good temper, and finally opened his mouth impatiently.
"Don't you see the line on the wall when you first arrived? Don't make a lot of noise at night, you have violated it."
"..."
Not only violated, but also violated many times. For a long time, I just listened to him roaring and roaring, for fear that the female ghost would be deaf and inaudible.
The girl who loves to cry frightened and asked: "If the rules are violated...what will happen?"
She looked at Fu Lanyu, as if hoping that Fu Lanyu could give herself an answer.
After all, Fu Lanyu looks harmless, and always gives people the illusion of being talkative and good-tempered.
If it weren't for this, Xiaohui wouldn't have been cheeky to bargain with her.
"What's going on?" Fu Lanyu stroked his chin pretentiously, "It's hard to say, anyway, the probability of death is very high, so ask for more blessings."
"..."
The girl immediately glanced at the tall man in confusion, her pretty face was pale, and she turned back to the room without saying anything.
The others also seemed to realize something, so no one paid attention to the tall man any more, and left one after another, leaving only the other person themselves, their eyes dull, standing in place shaking like chaff.
The night is getting deeper.
There are a dozen rooms in this brick building. Fu Lanyu and Xiaohui live in one of the rooms on the second floor with a bed for both of them, because Xiaohui feels that this is more secure.
"Miss Fu, although you look soft, you have a hard temperament. With you, I can feel protected."
"Oh, thank you for your peculiarly worded false compliment."
"How can it be called a false compliment? I'm serious." After Xiaohui finished speaking, she added, "Miss Fu, or let's go to sleep with the oil lamp on tonight? It's too dark and terrible."
Unexpectedly, before she finished her words, there seemed to be a gloomy wind blowing in the house, and then all the oil lamps in the brick building went out.
There was silence and darkness in sight.
Fu Lanyu was silent for a moment, and sighed lazily, "Look at you, crow's mouth."
"..."
Xiaohui was frightened, so she couldn't help but leaned close to Fu Lanyu, and put her arm around Fu Lanyu's neck.
Fu Lanyu was speechless: "Will you hold your arms too tight?"
"I'm sorry, Miss Fu, you understand, holding a living person in a place like this is more practical after all."
"Oh."
Xiaohui put her head on Fu Lanyu's pillow, lying next to Fu Lanyu like a koala, but before she could calmly close her eyes, she heard a sudden burst of laughter from a woman outside.
Obviously, the laughter was eerie and weird, and it was definitely not a normal human being.
She took a deep breath and almost didn't scream. Fortunately, Fu Lanyu responded quickly and covered her mouth in time.
"Be quiet." Fu Lanyu reminded in a low voice, "Do you want to die?"
"..."
Xiaohui nodded desperately, indicating that she would not dare anymore.
The women outside continued to laugh, and the lingering sound of this laughter lingered in the brick building for a long time.
The laughter lasted for more than ten minutes, until it faded away.
Just as Xiaohui breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this was over, she heard the faint female voice again, but this time she did not laugh, but hummed a song slowly with a heavy cry.
"Mom takes good care of my red wedding dress,
Don't let me die too early.
Ah~~Ah~~Ah~~
Your hair falling in the middle of the night,
You closed your eyes late at night,
This is a secret agreement,
Belongs to me belongs to you.
The wedding dress is red,
The poison is white...
I hope the woman you touch will not stop bleeding,
It’s not my fault that one night spring supper is not my fault;
I hope the woman you touch is rotting,
It’s not my fault that one night spring supper..."
After humming the song three times, the crying became stronger and deeper, and the voice became more sharp and sad, like a woman standing in front of the bed, crying and complaining miserably.
Xiaohui's hands and feet were cold, shaking violently.
"Fu...Miss Fu, is there really no one in our house? I feel this female ghost is singing in my ear..."
Fu Lanyu didn't answer, she listened carefully, carefully recognizing the lyrics.
"I seem to have heard this song."
"what?"
"It's about a young girl who gave the first time to her fiance who fell in love. Who knows that her fiancé cheated on the eve of the wedding. She was devastated and committed suicide by taking poison. She was wearing a wedding dress when she died. The blood was soaked and turned into a bright red color."
Xiaohui shuddered: "Is it worth committing suicide for a man?"
"Perhaps in her time, the concept was still relatively old." Fu Lanyu paused, and then exhorted earnestly, "So girls must be independent and cherish themselves. Dog men should throw them away. The future is still so. Long, you will always meet new love, don't do stupid things."
"...A terrible ghost seeking revenge, how did you tell me how to become a late night chicken soup?"
"I also want to ease your heavy heart."
"...Thank you, what should we do next?"
Fu Lanyu calmly asked, "How did you make your first crossing?"
"Just... a boy accidentally hit and found the Peach Wood Sword and hacked the zombie to death."
"You might as well just say that you are lying down to win."
Xiaohui was choked and tried her best to win her respect: "I didn't have experience the first time. This is not the second time I want to learn from you."
Fu Lanyu put his hands behind his head, and his tone was calm.
"Theoretical effects are limited, and experience depends on practice. Your task is always to find a way to kill ghosts while still alive."
Having said that, in fact, the premise of being alive alone is already very difficult to achieve.
For example, people who don't follow the rules can't even see the sun tomorrow.
The next morning, Fu Lanyu woke up from her sleep and found Xiaohui sitting by the bed, staring straight at herself.
She wakes up for a moment, and pushes Xiaohui away casually.
"Next time don't be so close to me, I will suspect that you are going to assassinate me, who is the one who beats you?"
"...How can I have that ability?" Xiaohui was listless, with heavy dark circles on her face, "I just admire you, in such a ghost place, the quality of sleep is so good."
"If you don't sleep, do you have to keep your eyes open until dawn? You don't have enough sleep and Yang Qi, when ghosts come to you in the middle of the night, you will die faster."
Xiaohui nervously covered her ears: "Don't you always die, don't you commit a taboo?"
"There is nothing taboo about this."
Fu Lanyu casually wore a coat and got up, washed briefly and went downstairs.
It seemed that she was indeed the only one who had the best sleep quality, because everyone else had gathered on the first floor.
The black-clothed man was sitting near the top of the stairs and raised his eyes when he saw her coming downstairs.
The two looked at each other, and he smiled silently.
Fu Lanyu didn't know why he laughed and didn't care too much. She looked around and counted the number of people.
Well, consistent with her guess, there are still eight people left.
The 1.9-meter tall man who made a loud noise last night did not show up.
Xiaohui was a little uneasy: "There is one missing person, who of you has seen him? Didn't you wake up, or..."
"80% are dead."
Talking is the girl in the couple.
"How do you know? Did you hear something last night?"
The girl said indifferently: "We are all on the third floor, and the man lives next to us-did you hear the female ghost singing last night?"
Everyone at the scene nodded their heads, and the three newcomers were even more unsightly. Obviously, they were all terrified at this night.
The girl continued: "While singing, we two heard a sound from next door, first the door opened, and then..."
"Then what?"
"Then the dull sound like a sharp weapon cuts off the skin and flesh, and then disassembles the bones, one knife after another, like killing a pig."
These remarks are simply terrifying.
The black-clothed man leaned against the stair railing and applauded with a smile and applauded: "The description is detailed and appropriate, and there is a picture."
"..."
The timid newcomer girl shivered and looked like she was about to cry again, only repeating.
"What should I do? What should I do..."
"What can I do? There is a way to cry?" The boy in the couple replied fiercely, "Catch up with everyone, let's go upstairs and take a look!"
His girlfriend immediately agreed.
Fu Lanyu walked out of the kitchen with two steamed buns in his hand, and handed one to Xiaohui.
"There is nothing but steamed buns."
"It's good if you have something to eat." Xiaohui sighed and took the steamed bun. "They said just now that they want to go upstairs and have a look."
"Okay, then go take a look."
Before going upstairs, everyone went to the kitchen to take steamed buns to satisfy their hunger. Only one newcomer boy with glasses and gentleman said he would not eat anything.
"There is no one in this house, who made the steamed buns? I don't eat it. What if there is something dirty?"
Logic is okay, but in such a world, paying attention to this theory will definitely not survive.
The couple looked disdainful, and the boy snorted coldly: "Then you don't want to eat, and see if you starve to death."
"..."
The crowd lined up to the third floor and found the room where the tall man lived last night. Seeing that the door was closed tightly, there was no trace at the door, as if nothing had happened.
But Fu Lanyu's senses possessed a sharpness different from that of ordinary people, and she smelled a faint **** smell.
She frowned and kicked the door open.
"what--!!!"
When she saw the scene in the room clearly, the newcomer girl screamed. She stepped backwards, fell to the ground and almost fainted.
Others were also stunned on the spot.
It is strange that there are no corpses in the house, but it is clear that a tragedy similar to slaughter has been experienced.
The walls, beds, tabletops, and even the ceiling were all splattered with blood. The bloodstains were sprayed and scattered, and the texture was sticky, showing a solidified black-red luster, just like a weird abstract oil painting.
There was a lot of minced meat and bone residue on the floor, which showed that the tall man should have been chopped to pieces.
Xiaohui firmly grasped Fu Lanyu's arm, shivering and pointing not far away: "Miss Fu, then...what is the round one?"
Fu Lanyu followed her gaze, and saw two muddy-colored objects resembling glass pinballs beside the corner of the table. She pondered for a long while and gave a serious answer.
"Is it eyeballs?"
"..."
Xiaohui turned around in a hurry and ran to the toilet to vomit.
The faces of the couple were not pretty, but they were experienced after all, and they didn't show any excessive emotions. After watching them for a while, they held hands and left.
The gentle glasses man ran away a long time ago, and another new boy with dyed yellow hair retched twice, but finally he forcibly held it back. When he left, he also dragged the new girl who was limp on the ground. go.
In the corridor on the third floor, only Fu Lanyu and the mysterious man in black were left.
The two were relatively silent. In the end, the man in black broke the deadlock first, and he smiled and stretched out his hand.
"Little girl, get to know, my name is Qiao Yunzheng."
Fu Lanyu glanced at him, hesitated a little, but finally did not refuse, and calmly shook his hand.
"Fu Lanyu."
"Good name." Qiao Yunzheng smiled deeper, and he suddenly stepped forward, leaning close to her ear and gently saying, "Now that we know each other, should we discuss something business?"
The author has something to say:
The book is completely fictitious and has a non-realistic background. The game rules are slightly cruel and harsh. Please read it carefully. You don't need to substitute reality or imitate it.
Clear mines in advance, you don’t have to write negative ky, thank you everyone~
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