Do Not Laugh! This is a Horror Movie

When Qiao Yunzheng lifted the scalpel out, Jing He's "howl" made a dolphin sound in a daze.

"How is it possible? Why is this broken thing with me?!"

Qiao Yunzheng smiled coldly: "You ask me? You have to ask yourself."

"I don't know, I just went to the cafeteria to get two steamed buns!"

Fu Lanyu opened her eyes from the bed, she glanced sideways, frowning immediately.

"Did you meet anyone in the cafeteria?"

Jing He recalled carefully: "Just... the short-haired woman in the four-person ward was having dinner with me at the same window, and she smiled at me."

Now it seems that it is a laugh for soul-hunting, a laugh with pity for the dying.

Hold!

But there is one more thing he can't figure out.

"How does the woman know that this scalpel can kill people?"

Fu Lanyu looked at Qiao Yunzheng: "When you blocked your bald head yesterday, did the sick man sneak out halfway?"

Qiao Yunzheng nodded: "There is such a thing."

"It's hard to tell if he went to the operating room and saw the fool pick up the scalpel-as a result, the fool's face was torn off last night, and the cause of death is not difficult to guess."

The tattooed young man was really miserable, he was dead, and he was called as a fool.

Looking at it this way, the four people in that ward are really working together. Some are responsible for the output of force, some are responsible for collecting intelligence, and some are responsible for secretly poking and making trouble.

Jing He cried and said with a face: "Brother Yunlan, what can I do?"

"It's easy to handle." Qiao Yunzheng smiled, "Remember to take medicine tonight, so that when the nurse tears your face, it won't hurt too much."

"..."

Fu Lanyu asked seriously: "If the customer dies, will the balance be over?"

"It's okay." Qiao Yunzheng comforted her, "Fortunately, the advance payment is quite a lot, enough for you to spend a while."

"Well, it makes sense."

"What's the point!" Jing He almost performed a sudden death on the spot, he jumped in anxiously, "I am your dearest brother! You just can't save you? You won't even save the whole body?"

"What dearest brother." Fu Lanyu was very indifferent, "I didn't know you three days ago, you didn't know me, you don't even want to cooperate with me for a long time. The tall one."

Jing He completely ignored her saying that her IQ was not high, and he immediately grasped the main point of her words.

"...Long-term cooperation is also

OK! As long as you nod, sister, I will look for you every time I travel! "

Fu Lanyu pretended to think, pretending to be embarrassed.

"Does your speech count?"

"A word is difficult to chase, I can write a blood book for you!"

"Blood books are unnecessary, you just need to know a little bit in your heart."

Jing He pointed his head like a sewing machine: "There are counts! How can I lie to you?"

Qiao Yunzheng sat next to him, watching Fu Lanyu take advantage of the fire to rob the child, and he didn't stop him, smiling very happily.

He said: "Since everyone has reached a friendly consensus, let's study how to avoid the problem of Jing He being torn apart."

Jing He: "..."

He felt bitter, but he didn't say it.

Fu Lanyu took the scalpel handed by Qiao Yunzheng and looked left and right.

"According to the law of the past, this kind of thing is not that the ghost will find someone who has touched it, but whoever is in the hands of the last moment, the ghost will take away."

"Simple, whoever sends it, send it back to whoever."

Jing He questioned: "The people in that ward are all thieves. They've done it once, so they will definitely be vigilant."

"I didn't intend to stuff them directly in their pockets." Fu Lanyu said, "Just put it somewhere they don't know."

"...Where are you going to put it?"

Fu Lanyu didn't answer. She put the scalpel in her pocket and took a bite of the bun and got up.

"I'll go to the third floor and have a look."

Qiao Yunzheng immediately understood: "Together."

"I'll go too!" Jing He volunteered, "There are so many people and more power!"

"You can't." Qiao Yunzheng smiled, "You stay in the ward and lock the door. No one is allowed to enter."

"..."

Fu Lanyu and Qiao Yunzheng went to the third floor and made a circle, and went straight to the office of chief surgeon Wang.

Then Fu Lanyu found what he needed in the innermost drawer.

Standing by the door, she could just see the entrance of the stairs on the fourth floor. The two young men and girls who had died separately from their roommates have now formed a pair for warmth, and even wanted to remove the iron shelf blocking the way.

She heard the other party's conversation clearly.

The little girl was obviously scared: "Will there be anything unclean on the fourth floor? Is it really okay for us to go up?"

"Did you not listen to the short-haired girl just now? If you can't find the key clues on the first, second, and third floors, there will definitely be something on the fourth floor. Otherwise, why is the ghost nurse staying nearby?"

"Since she thinks there is something on the fourth floor, why not find it by herself?"

"Maybe she wants to go again in the afternoon, we have to grab

In front of her, hurry up while the nurse hasn't come yet. "

The two of them took pains to move the iron racks one by one away from the original place. The iron racks rubbed the ground, and the sound was harsh, and people got goose bumps.

Fu Lanyu sighed: "The IQs of these two people are not as good as Jing He."

Qiao Yunzheng deeply agreed: "Look, the nurse has been recruited."

Sure enough, the snake-faced nurse who heard the sound, standing behind them at some unknown time, was opening a pair of dark eyes with a gloomy and inexplicable expression.

"No going to the fourth floor."

"No going to the fourth floor."

The young man and the little girl were taken aback and looked back at her in horror.

The nurse raised her pale and thin hands, pressed her long sharp nails against her neck, and barked her teeth in a throat cut.

"Sorry, sorry! We didn't mean it!"

The two of them hurriedly apologized, turned around and fled the scene in a panic, staggering, not even daring to turn their heads back.

The nurse stood staring at the direction they were leaving for a long time, then leaned over and lifted the iron frame on the ground, returning them to their original positions one by one.

She placed the iron shelf very carefully, as if she had obsessive-compulsive disorder, trying to be exactly the same as the original.

"That short-haired woman is really not a fuel-efficient lamp." Fu Lanyu whispered, "I know to fool fools to step on thunder."

If found by the nurse, it would be a young man and a little girl who died anyway.

If luckily succeeded, no matter what key clues these two people got, they could easily grab them because of the crowds in their ward.

Nothing suffers anyway.

Qiao Yunzheng narrowed a pair of gentle eyes with a meaningful expression.

"Sister Lan, I thought of a feasible way."

"Maybe you and I think the same way."

The two made a gesture to each other, then slapped their palms again.

Ten minutes later, the nurse finally slowly restored the obstacles on the fourth floor stairs, and then dragged his steps away.

At this moment, the NPC patients who were wearing masks before have also come out to let out the wind, and there are all walkers on the second and third floors.

Fu Lanyu and Qiao Yunzheng swaggered toward the middle of the road, staring at someone else when they caught a patient, until they took off their masks.

"do I look good?"

"You're so good-looking." Fu Lanyu faced the scarred face, with a sincere tone like the truth. She stepped forward and leaned closer to the other party's ear, and added emphatically, "But I was yesterday I heard from the people in Ward 209 that you don’t look good."

"..."

At the same moment, Qiao Yunzheng also smiled happily and praised the npc like a flower.

"You are so good-looking, beautiful, with a good-looking face. I have never seen a girl who is better-looking than you. Yesterday the people in ward 209 said you were not good-looking, and I even had a fight with them."

"..."

The two of you said a word to me, and none of the NPCs present were spared, and they were all instigated and separated again.

There is no doubt that Ward 209 is the one where the bald, sick, short-haired and red-haired girls are located.

I don't know which NPC was screaming, so all NPCs temporarily changed direction in a mighty manner and went straight to 209.

They knocked vigorously on the door, with an aura of fighting.

It was a non-mainstream red-haired woman who opened the door. Before she could take a step outside, she was instantly submerged in the sea of ​​masks, and she was so frightened that she almost fell over.

"do I look good?"

"do I look good?"

"do I look good?"……

The other three didn't expect this to happen, but they couldn't get to the bottom for a while. It was important to save their lives.

They are no more than half an inch away from those rotten faces that lack eyes and noses.

But he had to hold back the vomiting sex, showing a smirk with eight teeth, his head shook like a rattle, left and right, left and right, cs repeater.

"Good-looking and good-looking."

"You look good, so are you."

"You look best."

"You look better."...

New NPCs constantly came to join in the fun, and Fu Lanyu was in the NPC team, passing by the 209 gate calmly.

She paused slightly, seemingly casual, and stroked the door frame of 209.

No one noticed her, she put her hands in her pockets and walked away without squinting.

The night fell again.

Needless to say, this is still a night without medicine.

From the time the lights were turned off in the ward, Jing He has been nervous. For fear that the effectiveness of the scalpel will still be there, the nurse will push the wheelchair into the door at some point.

"Brother Yunlan, are you sure that the knife has been lost?"

Qiao Yunzheng laughed: "Your Sister Lan was responsible for the loss, and Sister Lan is more certain."

"... Sister Lan? Are you asleep, Sister Lan?"

Fu Lanyu lay on the bed and closed his eyes and replied lazily, "Even if I didn't throw it away, the knife is still in my pocket. Why are you nervous?"

"That won't work!" Jing He panicked even more, "What if you have such a flowery face, what can you do if it is torn?"

"?"

As a result, Fu Lanyu hadn't scolded him yet, and Qiao Yunzheng had spoken slowly.

"One more nonsense, I'll tear your mouth first."

"..."

Jing He knows this brother best

The method immediately covered his head in the quilt and didn't dare to make a sound.

The three of them waited for almost an hour, until they heard a familiar cry from a ward in the distance.

It's the girl's sorrow, most likely the girl who moved the iron shelf during the day.

The rush of footsteps in the corridor sounded, and after a while, there was a movement similar to cutting the door with a knife.

The wheel of the wheelchair dragged on the ground, a woman screamed, and a man cursed the street roughly.

Jing He was shocked and bounced off the bed suddenly: "What's the situation? Is it messy?"

"Change your own clothes." Fu Lanyu moved quickly to close the curtain, "Prepare."

"...What are you going to prepare?"

"Ready to clear customs."

"?"

Jing He was confused, but seeing that Qiao Yunzheng was also starting to change clothes, he had to follow the team, so he hurriedly followed suit.

The second floor was completely messed up into a pot of porridge, Fu Lanyu heard the sound of opening doors one after another.

She frowned, bowed her head and fastened the last button of her coat.

"Those NPCs seem to have been summoned by nurses."

Jing He wondered: "Why do you want to summon them?"

"Maybe because the nurse wants to catch too many people, I can't do it myself."

"?"

The young men and girls who formed their own team touched the iron frame on the fourth floor today. At that time, the nurse had already warned of death.

There are also 209 of the four players, the scalpel appeared to them, of course, they couldn't escape the fate of being torn by the nurse.

At present, everyone should be escaping together. The nurses were dazzled by the escape, and they had to use NPCs to chase and intercept them.

"Sister Lan, where did you put the scalpel?"

"The handle of the knife was thrown into the trash can." Fu Lanyu said, "I broke off the blade and attached it to the joint of the door frame of 209 with double-sided tape."

"...Awesome."

"Thanks."

Fu Lanyu tidied his collar and tightened his running shoes. After preparing for the battle, he got up and opened the door of the ward.

Unexpectedly, she just leaned out when she saw the lone young man rushing towards him like crazy. His left arm was cut off, and half of his body was covered in blood. He ran and cried.

"Help-help!!"

The snake-faced nurse was chasing behind, carrying a machete in his left hand, and dragging a headless corpse with his right — judging by her size, it should be the girl who teamed up with him.

Fu Lanyu quickly closed the door again.

She waited for ten seconds, waiting for the young man and the nurse to chase me and escape to the other end of the corridor

, And then motioned to his two teammates to keep up.

......Although the rest of the second floor is not much clean, including the stairs on the third floor, there are wandering NPCs everywhere.

The NPCs collectively took off their sunglasses and masks, and their rotten and **** faces were terrifying in the dim light.

They are actively searching for the four of 209. It is estimated that if they are caught, they will be sent to the nurse to tear their skin.

Since the trio was not the target of the npc for the time being, they successfully passed through the encirclement group of each other and made their way to the third floor.

Jing He suddenly exclaimed, "That person...is that sick rice seedling?"

He was referring to a middle-aged man at the door of the office who was being pressed to the ground by several NPC patients, coughing and struggling.

It was 209. It seems that he was finally abandoned by his teammates because he couldn't keep up with his physical strength.

It's a 3v3 game now.

"Ahem...Help...Help!" The middle-aged man was torn by the NPCs, struggling to stretch out his hand, "Please help me! Please...ah! She's here! She's here!"

Facts have proved that the nurse's killing efficiency is really superb, less than ten minutes before and after, she has returned, still holding the **** head of the young man in her arms.

The machete turned twice in her hand, and she smiled, and a cold light appeared in the dark eyes, revealing Bai Sensen's teeth.

She walked straight towards the middle-aged man.

"what--!!"

The middle-aged man screamed desperately.

"Go." Qiao Yunzheng didn't change his face, calmly pushed on Jing He's shoulder, "Go to the fourth floor."

"Oh!"

Jing He rushed to the fourth floor stairs at the speed of a 100-meter race, and found that all the iron racks blocking the way had been removed.

Thinking with your toes, it must have been the other three who fled to the fourth floor just now. This kind of physical work was done by a bald man.

Anyway, the nurses are also busy killing them. If you violate one of the taboos, you will die, and if you violate the two taboos, you will die. What's the difference?

"They are one step faster than us!" Jing He said, "What's on the fourth floor? Are there internal organs?"

Fu Lanyu did not stop: "There is a morgue."

"... Morgue?"

Jing He's doubts were quickly answered.

Because at the end of the corridor on the fourth floor, the gate with a gloomy green light suddenly opened to both sides.

In the next second, the 209 trio headed by the bald man rushed out of it in a scramble.

The door in the morgue, like Pandora's box, will release something amazing when opened.

Like now.

209 The trio flees in front, chasing a large group of **** no

Most of the corpses had their internal organs hollowed out, leaving only a rotting abdominal cavity, dry limbs, and crumbly bones that pierced the skin.

They should be the people the nurses killed before. In other words, they may be the players who passed through here in the past.

They swayed, you pushed me and shoved them, madly chasing and killing them.

"Fuck!" Jing He was shocked, "Zombie Legion, this is!"

"...Don't **** stand in the way!" The bald man rushed to the front in a flash, waving the weapon in his hand, and the evil spirit was about to cut at him, "Go to hell!"

At the critical moment, Qiao Yunzheng decisively pulled Jing He behind him and blocked the attack of the bald man with one hand.

Only then did he see that the bald man was holding a knife, a knife with a red handle and a black blade about half a meter long and a strange shape.

If nothing else, that knife would be a pass item in this world.

Qiao Yunzheng quickly looked at Fu Lanyu and understood each other's meanings thoroughly.

Just one word: grab.

Qiao Yunzheng immediately flew a kick and kicked heavily on the bald man's leg. Fu Lanyu rushed forward and twisted the other arm of the bald man, and both of them forced him to the ground at the same time.

"Jinghe!"

Fortunately, Jing He didn't lose the chain. Knowing what his brother and sister were going to do, he rushed to join the ranks of the swordsman.

The non-mainstream red-haired girl screamed and pinched Fu Lanyu’s neck, while the short-haired girl dragged Jing He's leg to the direction of the group of corpses.

The scene was chaotic.

Facts have proved that when people's desire to survive rises to a certain peak, the potential is unlimited.

For example, 209 these three, all showed a desperate aura, it will be difficult to get it for a while.

Fu Lanyu was pinched so that her neck bones hurt. Seeing the group of headless corpses with fangs and claws approaching, the cruelty in her bones was aroused. She raised her hand like lightning and accurately grasped the red-haired girl’s metal earrings, fiercely. Yanked.

The metal earring was very big and heavy. When it was torn off, it almost tore half of the earlobe, and it fell on the ground with blood stains.

The red-haired female yelled at the pain as soon as her hand was sore, and in the next second, Fu Lanyu grabbed her hair and slammed her head against the wall.

At the same time, Qiao Yunzheng slammed the bald man's throat and hit his temple with his backhand, almost making the bald man's soul out of his body on the spot.

Jing He seized the opportunity, quickly picked up the knife, got up and turned around and ran.

"Give it back to us! Give it back to us!"

The short-haired girl yelled, chasing after her with red eyes, and the red-haired girl was also covering her injured ear

, Staggering followed closely behind.

The bald man coughed and stretched out his hand hard: "Help me..."

But his teammates didn't hear it at all, or they didn't have time to pay attention to it.

There is never a reason to help each other in such a place, and protecting one's life is the most important thing.

He lost his fighting power and was about to face the fate of being abandoned.

The army of headless corpses is already in front of them, their nails are long and sharp, scratching his skin and flesh, breaking his internal organs until he tore his body to pieces.

He was able to scream sternly at first, but later the screams gradually weakened, and eventually turned into a pool of shredded flesh and limbs scattered on the corridor on the fourth floor.

A messy human skull rolled down the stairs, and stopped after hitting the corner of the wall. His eyes were round and terrifying.

...

Jing He dashed in front, still not forgetting to look back.

"Brother Yunlan!" he yelled, "Are the three people chasing you?"

Qiao Yunzheng's footsteps didn't stop, and his voice sounded very calm.

"One died, it seems to be dead with a bald head."

"Damn? He actually died first?"

"It's not surprising that this kind of people who look great are all strong at the outside, and those who look inconspicuous may be masters."

"... Brother, you are right."

Jing He deeply agreed.

For example, Qiao Yunzheng looks like a gentle, enchanting and beautiful man, and Fu Lanyu is a delicate and delicate little girl. It seems that they should all be classified as embroidered pillows.

In fact, these two are both humanoid weapons, how can you make sense?

He ran all the way to the second floor. On the way, he saw the unrecognizable body of the middle-aged man of 209. He was wondering where the nurse and the group of NPC patients had gone. As a result, he was dumbfounded when he looked up.

At the turn of the corridor ahead, a large number of mutant patients suddenly appeared-it was a real mutation. If they had only had a rotten face that failed plastic surgery before, then not only the face is rotten, but all parts of the body are rotten.

The blood had soaked the gowns, they took off their masks, barked out a grievous tooth, and roared.

It can be seen that as soon as the morgue is opened, all living creatures in this hospital will enter the frenzied mode.

"No way!"

At this point, there were patients with zombies in front of them, and headless zombies behind them, and they were completely trapped in an embarrassing circle, and they couldn't get out unless they escaped.

Jing He couldn't help cursing: "Fuck! Is this really the normal difficulty of the Silver Bureau?!"

Fu Lanyu said: "The world of the same level is difficult and easy, and it depends on luck."

For example, last time she took Xiaohui through, it was Xiaohui’s second world, but

It is also Jing He's bronze promotion match, which is less difficult.

However, luck is conserved, and the promotion game is simple, and the first game of Silver will be a little more difficult.

"Then what shall we do, sister?!"

"No way, go ahead."

Jing He turned his head and saw that Fu Lanyu was copying a rusty machete in his hand, and he was immediately shocked.

"Where did you get this?"

"Just picked it up on the ground."

At that time, the machete was next to the middle-aged man's body. It was estimated that the nurse threw it away. Anyway, she picked it up if she didn't pick it up.

Now it comes in handy.

The short-haired girl and the red-haired girl who just died of teammates originally thought that being able to grab the knife was the final test. Who knew that not only did the knife not grab, but also experienced an upgraded version of the dawn of the living dead.

When they witnessed this scene, they only felt that their hands and feet were soft and almost collapsed.

"……Give me!"

Compared with the short-haired girl, she was reasonably sensible. She realized that she was unarmed, so her first reaction after she was relieved was to grab Fu Lanyu's machete nearby.

Can Fu Lanyu let her grab it? Of course not.

But Fu Lanyu hadn't taken any action yet, and Qiao Yunzheng had already pulled the short-haired girl's collar from her place.

He showed a gentle smile like an angel, but he did devilish things.

"Sorry, the game's survival quota is full, please go find the way first."

He smiled, with his hands hard, he threw her at the group of patients' zombies.

The patients rushed up and gnawed her clean on the spot, chewing unceasingly.

The red-haired girl has completely turned into a lonely family. She shouted hoarsely, trying to fight Qiao Yunzheng.

"I'll die with you! No one's **** wanting to live!"

"No," Qiao Yunzheng said softly, "It would be too embarrassing to die in the Silver Bureau?"

He grabbed her neck and tightened his slender fingers until he heard an overwhelming click in her throat.

Obviously, he just wanted to retaliate for the hatred she had pinched Fu Lanyu just now.

Fu Lanyu also thought of this, and couldn't help but glance at him more.

"Forget it, customs clearance is important."

So Qiao Yunzheng complied with kindness and let go of his hand.

The redhead fell to the ground, coughing convulsively, and the five scarlet fingerprints on her neck were shocking.

The strength of his move is evident.

"My brother Yun is not a good stubborn, who do you provoke?" Jing He glanced at her, suddenly blessed to his heart, and took off her rivet boot in the past, "Brother, I'm looking for a weapon!"

Qiao Yunzheng: "...Okay, hold it steady."

"No problem, brother!"

Old Castle (Gold Bureau)