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"It's you?"

When Ji Ling said this sentence with surprise and suspicion, everyone present was a bit stunned, including Qiao Yunzheng.

Qiao Yunzheng frowned, and he asked quietly: "This young lady, have we met?"

"You may not know me, we didn't meet before." Ji Ling replied, "But I met you. Just three years ago, when I called your boss to place an order, I saw you in the City A branch."

"Oh?"

"At that time, Mr. Zheng Zhuo led me through the first game of the Golden Game. Your boss said that you and Zheng Zhuo are the most talented members of the organization, but you never receive orders from female clients, so he appointed Zheng Zhuo."

Qiao Yunzheng thought for a while, and nodded slightly: "It seems that I have some impressions. At that time, Zheng Zhuo and I followed the boss to A City for business, and happened to catch up with the high price you paid. The boss recommended Zheng Zhuo."

Ji Ling is very sorry: "In fact, you are obviously more handsome."

After she finished speaking, she seemed to have realized something, and then quickly turned her head to comfort Bai Xiao.

"Don't get me wrong, this is different from the past, now in my eyes, you are the most handsome man in the world."

"?" Bai Xiao shivered while holding the soup, "No need not, I won't fight for this."

Realizing that the topic was off track, I felt deeply that I had eaten a big white Sheng, so I hurriedly asked.

"Sister Ling, you just said that... in what organization did you meet Mr. Joe? It turns out that Mr. Joe is still organized?"

Ji Lingqi said: "You seem to have known each other for a long time, don't you know? He is from Shen Dao, how famous Shen Dao is on the system forum!"

When this remark came out, everyone was shocked.

Fu Lanyu, who had always been silent, looked at Qiao Yunzheng suddenly, his expression getting colder.

"Are you from Shendao?"

She had never heard Qiao Yunzheng mention this secret.

Qiao Yunzheng met her gaze, obviously apologizing, but he did not deny it.

"Yes, I am from Shendao. It has been four years since I joined Shendao."

Bai Sheng scratched her head in confusion, she asked cautiously: "Sister Ling said just now...you never pick up female clients? Then my last game..."

"Your order is not considered a formal order." Qiao Yunzheng said calmly, "I didn't collect any money, it's just a favor."

It's a favor to Fu Lanyu.

In other words, it was for Fu Lanyu to make an exception.

Seeing that the atmosphere on the court suddenly became awkward, Ji Ling also realized that something was wrong with his reaction, and the source of the error was probably because he had said something wrong.

She tugged at the corner of Bai Xiao's clothes:"

Why, Mr. Joe and Lan Lan have a story? "

Bai Xiao didn't think about how to explain this problem.

Bai Sheng leaned to Ji Ling's ear and lowered his voice to gossip: "Let's put it this way, what story do you want to happen to my brother, Mr. Qiao wants to happen to Lan Lan."

Ji Ling suddenly realized: "I understand."

Confused Bai Xiao: "...what do you know?"

At this time, Fu Lanyu finally looked away from Qiao Yunzheng's face, and she glanced at the dining table.

"Forget it." She said irritably, "eat first."

The steamed pork, sweet and sour fish, soft fried shrimp, oyster sauce kale, corn rib soup...it won’t taste good when it’s cold.

No matter how bad the mood is, eating is a major event, and it must not be delayed.

This is one of her life rules.

...

Bai Xiao's cooking skills are first-rate. After all, Bai Sheng is picky and Fu Lanyu can eat. He usually feeds these two aunts, so he naturally has to study and practice hard.

By the way, it is estimated that Ji Ling will have to be added in the future.

This meal was physically enjoyable, but psychologically it was very stressful.

In short, it is Qiao Yunzheng picking vegetables for Fu Lanyu, Fu Lanyu for Ji Ling, Ji Ling for Baixiao, Baixiao for Baisheng, Baisheng for himself... The undercurrent is surging.

After the meal, Bai Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and fled to the kitchen to clean the dishes, but Ji Ling still followed to help.

Carrying two bags of potato chips, Bai Sheng hid in his room interestingly, leaving the living room to Fu Lanyu and Qiao Yunzheng to be alone.

However, when he said that he was alone, Fu Lanyu was actually knocking walnuts on his own, and didn't mean Qiao Yunzheng.

Qiao Yunzheng waited for a long time. During this period, she tentatively wanted to eat a walnut kernel from her, but she was mercilessly smashed into her hand with a small hammer.

"...Sister Lan, are you still angry with me?"

"I have nothing to be angry about, I have no position to accuse you." Fu Lanyu said without raising his head, "I just don't understand, the people who sink the island are the people who sink the island. You deliberately concealed what was necessary to me. "

Qiao Yunzheng thoughtfully: "Do you care about this kind of thing?"

"You keep saying that you want to bind me for a long time, but in the end you conceal something. I don't worry about people who are not honest."

"Except for this one, I have nothing to hide." He sighed with a headache, "Sister Lan, I'm not dishonest, I think it's easy to misunderstand you."

"What's the misunderstanding?"

"Misunderstand that I am approaching you, is not to have a plan." He said, "I know, you have no interest in joining the organization

, If you find out who I am, you may still stay away from me. "

Fu Lanyu chewed on the walnuts and thought about it calmly and objectively. It seemed that there was some truth in it.

She has always advocated liberalism and is very repulsive to organizations like Shen Dao. If she knew that Qiao Yunzheng was a member of Shen Dao, she would indeed think he wanted to bring himself into the group.

Thinking of this, her face eased a little.

"What's so good about staying in the organization?"

"It's nothing good. The members grab customers from each other and intrigue." Qiao Yunzheng said, "But the leader of Shendao is kind to me, and the price of Shendao's billing is high, so I won't suffer any loss in staying there."

Also, she billed 30,000, and others billed 300,000, which is indeed high.

Fu Lanyu nodded: "It's a reasonable reason."

"Then you forgive me?"

"I still owe you favor, so what can I do if I don't forgive?" She leaned back lazily, and threw the newly crushed walnut kernel to him. "It's hard for you, the list on Shendao can't be completed. , And come to me for voluntary labor."

"Traveling with you is different than traveling with those customers." Qiao Yunzheng smiled, "I take those orders for money or experience points, but I am bound with you. I am happy. "

The world of the system is long and cruel, and no one knows when to see the end.

If you can find your favorite partner to go with you, at least you won't feel too difficult during the journey.

This depends on fate.

"Sister Lan, you also said that people like us may not live long, so try to do things to make yourself happy, right?"

Fu Lanyu raised his eyebrows slightly: "Sheng Sheng always said that my face has been kept in the freezer for too long, and I don't even have a smile. I never thought that being with myself has the special function of making others happy?"

"Perhaps." Qiao Yunzheng stared at her sideways, "I am really happy anyway."

You don't have to go into the details of why you are happy, just be happy anyway.

He stretched out his hand, took out the water bottle pendant from Fu Lanyu's collar, and flicked it lightly with his fingertips.

In the pale golden halo, he saw the water of life in the pendant, which had already leveled the extremely thin red line at the mouth of the bottle.

He was startled slightly.

"Your little promotion match is coming?"

The four stages of advancement for bronze, silver, gold, and platinum are called the big promotion match; and the internal promotion of each stage belongs to the small promotion match.

The difficulty of the small promotion match, from the general rule, will not be too high compared to usual.

However, in order to avoid special situations, special care is also needed.

"Yeah." Fu Lanyu responded, "If nothing happens, it should be the one at the end of next month."

After that small promotion match, she will enter the fourth gold level just like Bai Xiao.

"You take a rest for a week first, and then sign a contract with me." Qiao Yunzheng returned the pendant to her, with a serious tone, "The end of next month will also be my platinum one small promotion match. I can't accompany you to travel together, so we have to Advance the time a little bit."

When he said this, it was natural, as if it had become his responsibility to accompany her through the journey.

Fu Lanyu had mixed feelings in her heart, and it was rare for her to feel a little sad.

"It's okay for me to qualify for a small promotion by myself. You don't have to add me to the plan."

Qiao Yunzheng slowly ate the last piece of walnut she knocked, his thin lips were lightly hooked, and his smile was light and breezy.

"It's no way." He said, "Who told me to include you in my future plans from the day I first met."

Although no one knows how far the so-called future is.

For the next week, Fu Lanyu was still eating and drinking.

It's just that the people who accompany her to eat and drink, in addition to the Bai family brothers and sisters, this time there is another Ji Ling.

When Ji Ling learned that Fu Lanyu had been crossing since the age of fifteen, he was shocked and held Fu Lanyu's face in love for a long time.

Later, she was told that Fu Lanyu was already a golden three at the age of twenty-two and was about to enter the small qualifying match for the golden four. So the feeling of love and pity quickly cooled down and turned into admiration and self-reflection.

"Look at Ren Lan Lan, then look at me, all day long, I just want to fall in love! If I have Lan Lan's perseverance and courage, I won't be in the golden three for nine years!"

Bai Sheng used a small spoon to scoop the almond tofu that Bai Xiao had just made, and comforted her.

"Sister Ling, you are not bad, at least you have risen step by step based on your own strength. The nine-year golden three is already stronger than many people."

"Anyway, I can't be so muddled. Of course, I still have to talk about love, but the experience needs to be improved, and the money needs to be earned!"

As Ji Ling said, he took out his laptop from the back of the sofa and began to log in to the system forum seriously, preparing to post a message to pick up customers.

Bai Sheng poked his head to see: "If there is any easier bronze or silver game, sister, you can take me to exercise together. I am also ready to work hard recently."

"Okay, but forget about the Silver Bureau, your brother told me about the Silver Bureau

It’s a bit harder for you. Let’s start with the Bronze Bureau. "

"..."

Just as Bai Sheng was about to raise the volume to condemn his brother, he saw Bai Xiao walking out of the kitchen opening the door.

Bai Xiao wondered: "Where is Lan? Her cranberry nougat is baked."

"Lan Lan just went upstairs and said to get a coat." Bai Sheng got up, "I'll call her."

Who knows when Bai Sheng went to the second floor and pushed open the door of Fu Lanyu's bedroom, only to find that the bedroom was empty.

Fu Lanyu was not in the house.

She paused, and subconsciously raised her head to look at the wall clock on the wall.

It was six o'clock in the evening, the time Fu Lanyu had agreed with Qiao Yunzheng to travel.

The contract comes into effect.

...

It is true that Fu Lanyu could not catch up with a piece of white flute roasted nougat, so he passed.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in a quaint house with a heavy vermilion lacquered iron door behind her. The iron door was not locked, but it was obviously sealed by some special force and closed very tightly. tight.

She is currently in the atrium, where many strange and unnamed herbal plants have been planted, and a row of willow trees has been planted near the wall.

Late autumn has arrived, and the branches and leaves of those willow trees have become withered and withered, and the willows swayed by the wind, like the long hair of a wavy woman.

She raised her head and glanced in the direction of the setting sun.

A normal house faces south from the north, but this house faces south from the north. The courtyard is filled with "nail soul willows" that gather yin, so it can be seen that it is a yin house.

Just thinking about it, I heard footsteps faintly in the distance, and one after another players gathered in the atrium.

Everyone stood at a distance and looked at each other, all with the unique vigilance of old players.

Fu Lanyu glanced at it, and knew in his heart.

This time there are ten people, five men and five women, and the beautiful man on the far left is undoubtedly Qiao Yunzheng.

He and her coincided with each other this time. They both wore dark-colored clothes, not for anything else, just in case they were stained with blood, which was not obvious.

And if you travel late at night, it is more convenient.

The players are all there and the npc comes out, this is the norm.

After a long while, I heard the door of the main room that was facing it, and suddenly made a "creak", and then an old man walked out of it.

The old man was wearing a Qing Dynasty-style melon hat and a gray gown. He was tall and thin, with a rickety back.

He came to the crowd, raised his head slightly, revealing a face that was as white as a thick powder, and the skin on his face

The skin was old and wrinkled, like dry tree bark, but the lips were surprisingly red, as if bleeding.

...... It looks a bit like a zombie in the movie, and a bit like a paper man.

"The distinguished guests are very happy to visit." When he opened his mouth, his voice sizzled like nails scraping the bottom of a pot, making people feel goosebumps. "I have prepared five wing rooms, and men and women are invited to live together by themselves. You must write your real name on the door when you check in—remember: don’t turn on the lamp when you hear it, and don’t turn your head back in the middle of the night."

The last ten words are the basic rules of this game.

At this time, the sky was getting darker and the wind wailing in the courtyard, coupled with his lines, everyone present couldn't help but stand upright.

Someone murmured: "Men and women live together? Do they still have to sleep together?"

Since men and women are to be partners, it becomes a question of who to choose together.

The **** the right in a purple sweater silently held hands with a pretty boy next to her, and the two walked side by side to the old man in gray.

Looking at the degree of tacit understanding, 80% of them are partners who are bound to pass through, and these two are obviously ready to play cards.

The remaining eight players didn't make it clear who and who were on the road, and everyone was weighing them.

It is conceivable that if a player is traveling alone, he will always want to find a roommate who looks good and less threatening, so as not to fall asleep at night and be stabbed by the other party.

Because of the bewildering appearance, Fu Lanyu, who has a pure and well-behaved face, and is soft and weak, has become the first choice for male players.

One of them moved the fastest, walking to Fu Lanyu first, looking down at her with a slight smile.

"This little girl, if there is no good candidate, why don't we go with me? Let's make an alliance by the way, and I can protect you."

His appearance is very good, he belongs to the type of the handsome male protagonist in the ancient romantic essays. When he raises his eyebrows, he has the bad energy that can't be hidden. Normal speech is also like molesting.

Fu Lanyu glanced at him, lowered his head silently, pretending to be incompetent and thinking seriously, but he was actually unwilling to respond.

At this moment, another brawny man with a body similar to a fitness trainer walked over. The brawny stood in front of her, which could almost block her.

"Follow me in a room. Don't be afraid. I'm not interested in a little hairy girl like you. I chose you only because you are pleasing to your eyes. If you want to form an alliance, you have to find a reliable one?"

Fu Lanyu: "..."

She felt the bad eyes from the other female players and touched her neck speechlessly.

Co-author

So popular?

But why didn't the ones that should come, and the ones that shouldn't have come?

Which one should come? died?

She was maligning, and she felt that someone was approaching and immediately raised her eyes.

Qiao Yunzheng bypassed the other two people and stood beside her. He patted her on the shoulder gently, his tone was always gentle and calm.

"Little girl." He said with a smile, "follow me, the bed can be given to you, I sleep on the ground, okay?"

"..."

So far, there is only one male player left who hasn’t expressed his opinion. The male player disdainfully "chicks", then turns to the female player closest to him and says: "Play a game like a blind date. , Form a team?"

The female player was probably also worried that no one would choose her, when it was embarrassing and dangerous, she immediately agreed.

"Row."

Fu Lanyu pretended to think for a while, and finally reached out to Qiao Yunzheng.

"Just you."

Gentleman Qiao Yunzheng held it politely: "Thank you."

The strong man was upset at the moment, and his face was full of contempt.

"Fuck, women of all ages have a virtue and only like embroidered pillows."

The handsome young man looked at Fu Lanyu with a smile but didn't say much, but went to find another female player instead.

Everyone teamed up to complete.

The old man in grey clothes who had been waiting for a long time finally turned around, staggering, and walked towards the path full of willow trees.

"Please follow me to your residence."

There are more than a dozen rooms in the east wing, and the old man in gray indicates that everyone can choose by themselves.

It's just that no matter which one you choose, you have to write your name on the door with the brush and cut rice paper in the house.

Fu Lanyu did not expect that Qiao Yunzheng's calligraphy was actually very good.

Taking advantage of his time to paste rice paper, she stood at the door and used her keen eyesight to scan the names of other rooms.

Oh, the handsome man who wanted to choose her just now was named Gu Mochi; there was also the brawny man named Wang Teng.

In addition, she also remembered the names of the other six people.

I just don't know what the meaning of the operation of writing a name on the door is.

The layout in the wing room is simple and clean, with an oil lamp lit on the square table and a set of tea sets; in the cabinet against the wall, there are a lot of blue and white porcelain, and a dozen books are stacked.

It is worth mentioning that there is really only one bed in this room.

Fortunately, there are two sets of quilt and pillow.

Fu Lanyu took a turn around the house, then sat down by the bed and began to think about something very heavy

Important question.

"Do you care about the food here?"

...As a result, soon after, the old man in gray came knocking on the door to deliver food.

Dinner is very simple, one dish of fried vegetables, two steamed buns, two bowls of porridge.

But in addition to dinner, the old man also left a basket made of willow branches and opened the white cloth covered. The basket was filled with colorful paper, straw and straw, and scissors.

The two each bit the buns and studied around the pile for a long time.

Fu Lanyu asked: "Do you have experience? What is this?"

Qiao Yunzheng shook his head honestly: "I don't understand it temporarily."

However, since it was specially sent by the npc, it must be an important item, so the two put the wicker basket on the cabinet carefully.

The two originally wanted to check the room comprehensively, including the corners, cabinet corners, ceilings, bedsides... As a result, the time when this ancient house was forced to fall asleep was much earlier than they thought. The dimly lit oil lamp has been completely extinguished.

There are no curtains in the room, and the faint moonlight shines in from the window, dropping a mottled silhouette on the ground.

"Sister Lan, go to bed and sleep." Qiao Yunzheng said, "I hit the floor."

Fu Lanyu looked at him: "I traveled through a world in my second golden hour. There were ghosts crawling on the ground in the middle of the night. You hit the floor, and the safety factor is very low."

He smiled: "Then are you inviting me to sleep together?"

"As long as you sleep more honestly, don't move." She turned over and lay on the inside of the bed, leaving him half of the outside. "Otherwise I might kick you out of bed."

"Okay, I sleep peacefully, don't worry."

This bed was actually quite wide, and Qiao Yunzheng let Fu Lanyu take up almost one-third of the area. They each covered a quilt, but they were all in peace.

However, in the golden game, how can it be possible to sleep well until dawn?

nonexistent.

At night, the wind outside the corridor tightened, and Qiao Yunzheng, who slept very lightly, seemed to hear an unusual movement.

He opened his eyes.