Do Not Laugh! This is a Horror Movie

Recently, the chefs of Jing He’s family have increased their wages. Because of the increased workload, they have to change tricks every day to cook soup and stew tonics, and then Young Master Jing personally drove them to take care of the bodies of the wounded.

In this regard, Bai Xiao's thoughts are: I didn't expect that he, who was responsible for cooking, would have a day when he was given food by others.

Fu Lanyu's leg injury was not too serious. It was almost healed in just one month, except that he had left scars again.

But she doesn't care about these, leaving scars when leaving scars, it doesn't matter whether it affects eating or drinking.

Qiao Yunzheng recuperated for another two months, and his body basically recovered. In other words, he was fully prepared for the next platinum game.

During this period, Jing He and Bai Sheng's gold bureau missions, and Gu Mochi's platinum bureau missions were also successfully cleared and returned safely.

As long as no one crosses, everyone will meet once a week.

The fireworks of this world, the maintenance of real warmth, are the driving force for them to work hard in the game world.

...

At the end of May, early summer is approaching.

Fu Lanyu and Qiao Yunzheng ushered in a new platinum game test.

At that time, Fu Lanyu crossed directly in the living room, and when she opened her eyes again, there was even the plum-flavored lollipop in her mouth.

She suddenly remembered the lyrics: Did God hide the curtain before my eyes and forgot to open it.

...Because there is indeed a curtain before her eyes.

To be precise, it was not a curtain, but a red cloth studded with tassels and pearls.

To be more precise, it seems to be the red hijab used for marriage in ancient times.

Is this game an ancient background?

She was about to lift her hijab, but in the next second she heard the voice of a female NPC, which sounded faintly.

"The bridegroom, please lift the bride's hijab with a happy scale, and from then on, the piano will play and sing, and we will grow old with love."

This tone is not like a happy event, but rather like a funeral.

Since the game process requires the bridegroom to lift his head, Fu Lanyu didn't come in person, she let go.

After a while, hearing the sound of footsteps approaching, a weighing pole tied with a big red flower provoked the red hijab in front of her.

She raised her eyes, and after seeing who the other party was, she became even more puzzled.

It's not Qiao Yunzheng, but a strange man with thick eyebrows and big eyes wearing a green T-shirt. For the time being, he is called a man in green.

Obviously, the man in green was also shocked when he saw her.

"Who are you? Where's Lan Lan?"

Oh, it seems that this is another couple bound to cross.

Fu Lanyu spit out the lollipop and calmly replied, "Although I am also called Lanlan, but it is estimated that your Lanlan and my Lanlan are not an nn."

"..."

The green-clothed man rolled his eyes in anger, and was about to say something. Who knows that Xi Niang npc behind him didn't give him this opportunity.

Xi Niang said with a sharp glance: "Please the groom sit next to the bride."

Even if he didn't want to, the rules still had to be followed. The man in green sat on the side of the bed and stood shoulder to shoulder with Fu Lanyu.

Xi Niang turned around, took a rectangular sandalwood box from the table, held it in her palm and handed it to the two of them.

She looked at them numbly with a pair of dark eyes, as if she was memorizing lines.

"The bride and bridegroom, please draw the happy lottery, if they are the same, they will fly with each other; if they are different, the Yin and Yang will be separated forever."

"Wait." The man in green was surprised and suspicious, "What does it mean that yin and yang are separated forever?"

Ke Xi Niang was obviously not ready to answer his questions, but moved the sandalwood box forward again.

No way, no matter what the meaning is, the happy lottery still has to be drawn.

The green-clothed man drew it first. From his perspective, he couldn't see what was written on the signature in the box, so he could only reach in and take one of them.

On the wooden sign, two words were written with a brush: good time.

He glanced at Fu Lanyu nervously: "Hey, you can smoke well."

"I hope you can understand." Fu Lanyu said, "Luck does not mean that if I want to smoke well, I can smoke well."

Then she reached out and drew another one from the box.

On this wooden sign, she also wrote two words with a brush: Chun Xiao.

Xi Niang's expressionless sorrowful face, which was covered with powder, finally showed a weird smile, very happy.

She drew a sharp dagger and a wooden hourglass from the wide sleeve.

She put the dagger on the table, buckled the hourglass upside down, and started timing.

"The wedding coffin of golden nanmu is ready, and when the sand runs out, the wife will come to pick up the bridegroom or bride into the coffin."

Hi coffin.

...God **** happy coffin.

lady?

Who the **** is Madam?

Fu Lanyu's expression was as calm as water, but he had already scolded the dog system seven or eight back and forth in his heart.

She watched Xi Niang walk out of the room dragging her feet, and then closed the door tightly. For a moment, she turned her gaze to the dagger on the table.

She and the man in green got different wooden signs, which should be regarded as "different."

According to the rule Xi Niang said, "Yin and Yang are always separated."

Xi Niang also said, "Take the bridegroom or bride into the coffin"...

This is the rule that only one person can live.

Her luck, the number of good times is really too few.

Unexpectedly, the moment she realized the rules, the man in green was faster. He dashed to the table, picked up the dagger, turned her back and pushed her to the ground.

Fu Lanyu was caught off guard and knocked the back of his head to the ground, instantly dizzy.

She quickly woke up and immediately raised her hand to support his wrist to stop the tip of the knife that he was about to fall.

The green-clothed man gritted his teeth, looking eager to kill her.

He said fiercely: "Don't blame me, blame yourself for your bad luck, one of us must die tonight, then I must not be the one who will die-rest assured, I will give you a good time."

Fu Lanyu stared at him for a moment, did not loosen his hand, and told him clearly.

"Aren't you looking for your girlfriend? You killed me and Lan Lan couldn't survive either."

Of course she made up this remark, but given that anything can happen in the game, the man in green instinctively hesitated.

After all, it's really strange to be in the same room with strange players and not see his girlfriend.

What if?

...It was this moment of hesitation that gave Fu Lanyu a chance to fight back.

When it was said that it was too late, Fu Lanyu suddenly stretched out his index finger and middle finger, trimmed his sharp nails, and took the other's eyes straight.

Eyes are extremely fragile organs, not to mention that she used ten percent of the strength for this move.

She poked directly into his eyeballs, and blood flowed down her white fingers in a flash, dripping the man in green all over his face.

The green-clothed man screamed and began to scream out any swear words. Fu Lanyu didn't say a word, and immediately punched him again in the temple.

The dagger fell from the hands of the man in green. She turned over and tried to pick it up, but she was thrown down by the opponent soon.

Contending with male players, she does not have an advantage in physical strength after all.

But her advantage is that the man in green had just gone blind, and the pain caused him to mess with himself.

Feeling that he was touching his neck in anger and bitterly trying to choke her to death, Fu Lanyu reacted quickly with an elbow blow and pressed it against his ribs.

She took the opportunity to backhand with a palm knife and slammed his throat hard.

She quickly broke away from his grip and kicked the dagger far away when she got up.

The fine sand in the hourglass on the table has already leaked halfway.

Time is running out.

"Sick pen slut, fuck. Your mother is playing yin with Lao Tzu, right? I have to drag you even if I die today, and I will have to blow your ashes when I go to hell! thing……"

Standing in the corner, Fu Lanyu looked at the man in green coldly, and calmly listened to him cursing.

She lightly stepped and slowly picked up the dagger from the ground and held it tightly in her palm.

She took a piece of porcelain on the cabinet next to her and threw it far to the other side. She only heard a crisp sound, and the porcelain fell to pieces.

The man in green couldn't see, he could only distinguish his position by the sound. He turned around and sprinted towards the place where the porcelain was broken.

It's now.

Fu Lanyu strode Meteor, a second before the opponent reacted, decisively stabbed into the left side of his back with a knife.

There is the location of the kidneys, which is extremely painful and extremely dangerous.

Sure enough, the green-clothed man wailed and knelt on his knees, trembled all over, completely losing his attacking ability.

The fine sand in the hourglass on the table almost leaked.

"Sorry." Fu Lanyu put the dagger across the neck of the man in green, and said the line he just said, "I will give you a good time."

She exerted force on her wrist and wiped his neck neatly.

The man in green fell to the ground.

She put away the dagger, and wiped the blood from her fingers on his clothes.

The next moment, she was about to get up, but suddenly heard the door creak softly, as if someone was about to come in.

Xi Niang just said, "When the sand is exhausted, the lady will come to pick up the bridegroom or bride into the coffin." It can be seen that this one is the so-called lady.

Fu Lanyu looked around, didn't find any suitable hiding place, and jumped onto the hi bed, and then the bed curtain was tightly covered.

Then the door was pushed open, and then closed again, without footsteps.

She knelt on the bed, opened the soft curtain a little, and peered at the situation outside.

A slender, slender woman in a wedding gown is standing next to the man in green.

The woman is covered with a bright red hijab, can not see her face, and embroidered with phoenix peonies on her wedding dress, the workmanship is extremely exquisite.

In her hand, she held a peculiarly shaped knife, a bit like a pig-killing knife, but the blade was longer than the pig-killing knife, with small serrations on both sides, which looked cold and cold.

Under the swaying light, she had no shadow.

...Not only without shadows.

Fu Lanyu looked down and found that the bottom of her skirt was empty and she had no feet.

This lady is a ghost.

After a while, Mrs. Ghost leaned down and lifted the body of the man in green to face herself, dyed with Kodan's slender fingers, and tore off the corpse's coat.

She took out a brush from her arms, as if writing a line on the skin on the chest of the corpse.

Since the corpse was on the side of the bed, Fu Lanyu couldn't see what the word was.

Before she could find a way to take a look, Mrs. Ghost suddenly picked up the knife again, dropped the knife in her hand, and chopped off the head of the corpse.

The head was rolling away with bones, and suddenly there was only a **** cavity left between the shoulders of the corpse.

This is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is that Mrs. Ghost's work has not been completed.

Mrs. Ghost did not simply write and behead her head, she even came to smash the corpse.

Fu Lanyu: "..."

So for a long time, she witnessed Mrs. Ghost imitating Pao Ding's skillful method of unceasing cattle. The knife flew up and down, penetrated into the bones, cut the flesh, and unloaded the body of the man in green.

OK, the scene is too horrible, so I won't repeat it here.

In short, this means that if she wants to see the line of calligraphy left by Mrs. Ghost, she will have to...

Restore the scattered corpses.

The author has something to say: So the question is, where is Brother Yun in this chapter?

Of course Brother Yun was married with other female players in another room (not)