Doctor? He's Clearly Creepy!

Chapter 40: You are too happy

"Are you (beep) seeking death? Anyone (beep) diagnosed with hot water? Believe it or not, I'm going to rip your skull off right now!"

"(Beep beep)..."

The opening of the hair demon resentment was a telegram, and the hair began to riot, and it was about to send a death entanglement to Lin Yi.

Snapped!

Lin Yi patted it with a big push, and said seriously: "Don't be distracted, feel it carefully, besides the pain, is it itchy?"

The demon resentment was stunned by this slap.

You poured a cup of hot water on me, and told me not to be distracted and feel it carefully?

Do you think I'm easy to bully if I don't lift your skull?

I……

"Um?"

The next moment, he felt that his wrist began to itch, and it became more and more serious, making his expression hidden under his hair become hideous, and he even had the urge to cut off the hand.

"Itchy... so itchy!!!"

"I can not stand it any more!"

Compared with the pain, this itching sensation was like scratching his heart with claws, which made his spirits almost collapse, and he reached out to scratch.

"Itching is right!"

Lin Yi skillfully tied his resentful hands to the armrest of the seat with his hair, and explained seriously: "After my professional diagnosis, you have eczema that is more serious than dermatitis, cannot be heated, and has extremely strong eczema. Contagious, if not treated early, it will soon spread throughout the body!"

"Imagine if your whole body is as itchy as your wrist..."

The whole body couldn't help but shivered with anger and resentment.

terrible!

But he quickly reacted, with a pair of white eyes in his hair, staring at Lin Yi and said, "But...it's because of the hot water, it's usually not so itchy."

Lin Yiyi said righteously: "Then did I pour too much hot water? Only half a cup!"

Demonic Resentment:  …

What does this have to do with hot water?

Even if it's a pot, isn't that 100-degree hot water?

"Don't be alarmist, it's not that serious at all, it's just a little troublesome!" Retorted with a demonic resentment.

Bang!

Lin Yi slammed his fist on the counter, and the huge movement shocked him.

Then, the chair under him was forcibly turned around, and Lin Yi's extremely serious face appeared in his sight.

"Ridiculous! Do you know what you are?" Lin Yi said with deep eyes and a serious tone, "You are just a fluke! Do you know how many patients I've seen are just a fluke, and finally drag a minor illness into an incurable disease? In the end, there is no place for regrets!"

"Don't think that the symptoms are not serious now. When he slowly spreads and spreads slowly, do you know what will happen?"

Lin Yi leaned forward, pressed him, and said solemnly, "It will erode a little bit, from your wrist, to your arm, to your chest, to your whole body!"

"And then there's the intense itching, like millions of ants crawling on your body, you scratch, scratch, scratch, but it gets more and more itchy, more and more itchy, scratching your heart, It's better than itching to death!"

"The last thing is pain! The burning pain is like a sharp knife, cutting your flesh piece by piece, piece by piece, from the skin, to the flesh and blood, and finally to the bone marrow..."

Favored and resentful, his body kept leaning back, his fingers holding the armrest were too hard, his blue veins were bulging, his knuckles were white, and his whole body was shaking uncontrollably.

Lin Yi's face that was so close at hand gradually turned into a demon in his eyes.

"Don't... don't say it! Doctor, I'll treat it! Quickly treat me!"

He opened his mouth with a trembling voice of resentment, and finally couldn't help roaring.

【Ding! Your words inflicted critical damage on your neighbors]

[Ding, I have released an optional task to you: Treat Eczema, Cervical Spondylosis, Lung Cyst, Task Reward: Basic EXP +300,

Silver +2, special reward*1]

Lin Yi immediately showed a professional smile, straightened up, and bowed very gently, "Happiness Clinic will serve you wholeheartedly."

...

A few minutes later, Lin Yi opened the system mall and found medical props.

【Black slime slime】

【Efficacy】: Clean, relieve itching, reduce swelling

[Price]: Silver Coin*1

"It's so dark! It costs 1 silver coin?"

Lin Yi complained in his heart, and chose to exchange 1, and then handed it to the hair demon resentment.

"Boss, this is a good remedy for your eczema. Since you and I are neighbors, I'll give you a cost price and 20% off, for a total of 2 silver coins."

"Of course, this is only one course of treatment. If you want to eradicate it, you need ten courses of treatment. I only carry this one with me. When you run out, come to the happiness clinic next door to find me."

Looking at the black ointment in Lin Yi's hand, he trembled and said, "This... is it so expensive?!"

One 2 silver coins, ten courses of treatment is 20 silver coins!

He had just paid the rent and had no savings left.

"Boss, money is something outside the body. I only gave you a 20% discount on the cost price because I saw that you and I were destined to do so!"

Lin Yi said calmly, "Do you want to watch your body rot day by day?"

Demon resentment: ! ! !

"Buy! I buy!"

He quickly rolled out two silver coins from the cashier with his hair and handed them to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi smiled with satisfaction, then opened the black slime's mucus and smeared it on his wrist.

Soon, an icy cold feeling came, and the itching that made life worse than death receded like a tide, and the demonic resentment couldn't help but let out a comfortable moan.

"Ah~~~"

"Does it work?" Lin Yi asked with a smile.

"It's effective! It's effective!" The demonic spirit nodded quickly.

Although this human boy is a little perverted, he is still very reliable.

[Favorability of Demonic Resentment +10]

"When all ten courses of treatment are over, you will say goodbye to itching completely, will you be happy?" Lin Yi asked.

"Happy, thank you so much, doctor." Famo's resentment seemed to have imagined what he would look like after he had fully recovered, the days when he was free from illness and was able to do his hairstyle happily.

However, just as he finished speaking, he saw Lin Yi, who was still smiling just now, suddenly pulled out a sharp boning knife bigger than his face, and said faintly:

"It's too early for you to be happy!"

Demon resentment: (,, #?Д?)! ! !

"What... what do you mean?! You... what are you doing with the knife!?"

The smile on Fa Demon Resentment's face instantly solidified, and the long flowing hair stood up like fried hair, revealing his original appearance.

With such a big boning knife, what does he want to do? !

Lin Yi looked at him and said seriously: "Boss, you have many kinds of diseases. Just now, you only solved the mildest eczema, and the next one is the most deadly!"

"I don't know the most deadly eczema just now??"

Fate and resentment couldn't help shivering, what he said was so serious, it was actually the lightest disease on his body?

"Have you been coughing a lot recently, having difficulty breathing, or even coughing up blood?" Lin Yi asked with narrowed eyes.

"I..." Fading the weak point of resentment: "Yes, there were a few days..."

Lin Yi stepped forward, pointed the boning knife at his chest, the icy tip of the knife glowed with cold light, and said deeply: "After my diagnosis, your lungs should be infected and have lung cysts!"

"If you don't remove it sooner, it will endanger your life!"

Facing the resentment, he sat in a chair and retreated in horror, looking at the cold boning knife, and said with a trembling voice: "The doctor...does it have to be operated? You...do you want to stop diagnosing and diagnosing?"

"No need!" Lin Yi refused and said slowly, "I trust my professional judgment."

"If you don't believe me, I'll give you an operation now and let you see?!"

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