Doctor? He's Clearly Creepy!
Chapter 51: No, you're afraid!
"what……"
"... huh?"
Do you even stutter with cute tails? This is so...good!
Lin Yi was excited, but his tone became extremely serious and solemn: "After my observation, your disease is that the tonsils and amygdala are overexcited, which has caused strong stimulation in your brain, causing your body and mind to appear. question!"
"Peach...Apricot..."
The pink-clothed loli finally raised her head when she heard Lin Yi's serious tone.
It was a face so delicate that it was like a doll, extremely unreal, with a stiff expression and a very strange look.
On her small head, a "?" slowly appeared.
Lin Yi put on a white coat naturally, with a professional smile on his face, and said, "You should be able to tell that I am a professional doctor."
"I...I..." Pink-clothed Lolita's delicate face flushed red, trying to squeeze out a few words: "No...I'm not sick."
"Look at how dishonest you are." Lin Yi put on rubber gloves and still smiled: "Please trust the professional judgment of a professional doctor."
"Come on, come on, if you are sick, you'll know by taking a test with me."
...
After a minute.
Lolita in pink was sitting in front of the counter of the clinic, a lamp was placed in front of her, and all the pale lights hit her face.
On the opposite side, Lin Yi had a serious look on his face, and he was about to put a slogan on his back that read "Frankly, be lenient, resist being strict."
Lolita in pink: ? ? ?
This visual sense, how is it like interrogating a prisoner?
Lin Yi helped the single eye, took out the case list, and said calmly:
"I'll ask you some questions next. You have no right to remain silent, but every word you say will be presented to the court...Bah, the diagnosis basis, understand?"
Lolita in pink: "I...I..."
Lin Yi: ...
He found a pen and paper and pushed it in front of Loli in pink, "It's a waste to use such a beautiful mouth to speak, let's write."
"First question, what's your name?"
Lolita in pink: "Mai Xiaodou."
"Well, Mai Xiaodou..." Lin Yi lowered his head to record, and continued to ask, "Height? Weight? Age? Measurements? Do you have a boyfriend?"
Mai Xiaodou: "???"
"Oh, don't get me wrong." Lin Yi raised his head, smiled kindly and said, "I am a professional doctor. From these, you can judge your physical condition and living habits, which is very reasonable."
Mai Xiaodou twisted on the stool for a long time, but he still wrote down his message.
"Age: 20, Height: 150, Weight: 40kg, Measurements: 81, 54, 86, no boyfriend!"
Lin Yi glanced at his chest while recording, and shook his head without a trace.
Dishonest!
If you let future children see this, they will sue you for fraud!
"Next question, are you afraid that you might be negatively judged on certain occasions?"
Mai Xiaodou answered quickly: "Don't be afraid!"
Lin Yi stopped writing, looked at her seriously, and corrected: "No, you are afraid! Just like when I said you were sick, are you feeling unwell?"
Mai Xiaodou: "Ah, this..."
"Next question, are you extremely afraid of interacting and talking to strangers?"
Mai Xiaodou: "Don't be afraid!"
Lin Yi held up the monocle and corrected it again seriously: "No, you're afraid! When I asked you about your height, age and weight measurements just now, were you particularly resistant?"
Mai Xiaodou: "Ah, this..."
"Next question, in a crowded place, do you feel anxious, do you have trouble breathing, do you feel so scared that you want to leave?"
Mai Xiaodou was a little less confident: "Should... not be afraid?"
Lin Yi corrected: "Be confident,
Are you afraid! Imagine being in a big bathroom, if everyone around you is looking at you, would you want to leave? "
Mai Xiaodou: "Ah, this..."
"Next question, when talking to strangers, do you fear embarrassing symptoms in your body, such as... stuttering?"
Mai Xiaodou's jewel-like eyes trembled as he wrote, "I... I'm afraid!"
Lin Yi nodded with satisfaction and continued to record:
"Last question: Do you think speaking in public is a terrible thing?"
Mai Xiaodou nodded like pounding garlic, and wrote down a big character: "Afraid!"
After Lin Yi finished recording, he stopped writing, looked up, looked at her with a smile, and said, "The test results are out, and the full score is 100. Congratulations, you got the perfect score!"
Mai Xiaodou was stunned for a moment, hurriedly wrote and asked, "Then am I not sick?"
Lin Yi shook his head and said calmly: "No, 0 points means you are not sick, and you have won the bid for every question you have, and it is already... terminally ill!"
Mai Xiaodou: "!!!"
"I...I..." She hurriedly wanted to defend herself.
Lin Yi held up the monocle, and under the light of the light, he let out a ding sound, and said calmly:
"You're very anxious right now, your palms are sweating, your heartbeat is racing, you're stuttering and can't speak, right?"
"It's a classic severe social phobia, you're... sick!"
Mai Xiaodou looked at the palm of his hand, touched his heartbeat, opened his mouth, and his face gradually turned pale.
"I... I'm sick...?"
What he said seemed to be right.
Recalling the question Lin Yi asked just now, and his severe stuttering, Mai Xiaodou felt as if someone pinched his neck and suffocated.
All in!
Turns out I'm really sick!
And terminally ill!
"Medical...Medical...Medical..."
She wanted to say something, but couldn't say it. Finally, she grabbed the pen in a hurry and quickly wrote on the paper:
"Doctor, save me!"
【Ding! Mai Xiaodou has released an optional task to you: Healing Social Fear, task reward: basic experience value +200, silver +1, Mai Xiaodou's favorability +30]
Hearing the system prompt, the smile on Lin Yi's face became more kind.
Mission...isn't that coming?
Although there is no special reward, as long as this task is completed, his level will break through the level 10 mark and complete a transformation!
"Guest, don't worry, since you have met me, I will definitely not sit idly by."
"As a professional doctor, I will definitely help you recover!"
Lin Yi cast a professional and responsible look at Mai Xiaodou.
[Ding, Mai Xiaodou favorability +5]
Lin Yi put away the case list and introduced to Mai Xiaodou: "There are two treatment options now, and you can choose between them."
"The first is the drug treatment plus treatment method. This method has low cost and risk, but the effect is slow."
Slow?
Mai Xiaodou hurriedly wrote on the paper, "What about the second type?"
"As for the second..."
Lin Yi unplugged the two wires under the counter, and sparks lit up when the exposed copper wires collided.
"The second type is electrotherapy! The effect is very fast, and the results are immediate!"
"Guest, which one do you want to choose?"
Seeing the sizzling electric sparks, the fluff on the back of Mai Xiaodou's neck exploded, and he couldn't help shrinking his neck.
[Mai Xiaodou san value -10]
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